Alt-right /pol/ Cringe thread:

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>>39611544
>deplorable
that's a nice way to say retarded.

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>people actually think like pic related

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I'm legitimately confused as to how people think like this. It's almost as if they've never interacted with a minority in their life, and just lie about it to convince themselves of their non existent superiority. HMMMMMM

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>>39611544
>alt right
>married a nigger
chose one and only one autist

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>>39612686
>nigger

Its a BASED BLACK MAN you retard

>>39611544
God I always feel sorry for the little mulatto shit. Gonna grow up and be torn between two types of people and not be considered any of them either.

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>>39612743
Delete this! Now you ruined my whole weekend. I hope your are happy with yourself now. REEE

>>39612801
>mulatto shit

BASED MULLATO BABY you mean

He's conservative therefore masterrace

Don't be a storm cuck

>>39612686
>WE'RE NOT RACIST, LIBRULS ARE THE REAL RACIST!!
can't have it both ways Cleetus.

>>39612820
Not that anon but there's a chance they'll rebel against the parents and end up a communist.

>>39612493
Wtf is this, I'm white and can cook spaghetti

>>39612462
actually we left Europe to find some spices

>>39612801
>Grew up mixed race
>Parents raise me with the homemade food of the south asians - rarely had the same, or even a similar, dish cooked for me more than once a year
>Pakis rejected me because "impure bloodline" ruined their caste system
>>And also did several generations of moderate inbreeding on both sides
>Evaded becoming any religion and being a cuck
>South asian parental drive for success combined with white parental connections to tutors and shit, so I'm in fucking Oxbridge now
>Inherited best looks from each race, plus don't sunburn
There is literally nothing wrong with growing up like this

>>39612902
And your food is still pussy-ass dogshit.
>I taked a chickn and OVEN
>Dun furget da SOLT N PEPPR

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>>39612998
sounds pretty good to me, rub a dub dub thanks for the grub

>>39612743
is this supposed to be b8 wtf

>>39612902
We also tried to retake the holy land a few times, which didn't work so good.

>>39612902
>the vikings were in search of spices
>the solutreans were in search of spices
>the Russians were in search of spices
>the crusaders were in search of spices
>the Anglos were in search of spices
>the Germans were in search of spices
>>39612970
you will never be a 7' tall, gray eyed, white haired, hyperborean demi god from scandinavia
Have fun following in Elliot's foosteps, my guy.
>>39612829
>this blanket term for a political alliance between multiple parties is itself a uniform party with uniform beliefs
Time to lay off the weed, Greg.

>>39611544
Has anyone else noticed that it's their father who's better at cooking? My dad is half chinese and makes western food, malaysian and thai food, asian food, indian food and italian food all really well. Meanwhile my mum buys frozen things, or chucks pre-chopped meat in a pot along with a premade sauce.

>>39613052
>which didn't work so good
>Spain is securely in European hands
>Italy is securely in European hands
>Arabs have not militarily dominated the Middle east in over 7 centuries

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If anyone thinks Trump cares about anyone/anything other than himself, you're an autistic infant.

In addition, Trump supporters have 0 chance with a majority of roasties.

>>39613098
>In addition, Trump supporters have 0 chance with a majority of roasties.

Depends on state. A lot of women voted for Trump according to polls.

>>39612433
>>39611544
>when the weed too strong

>>39612970
on a scale of 1-10 how much does the idea of dating a negress postgrad ucl student appeal to you?

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>>39613098
Trump supporters need to ditch the orange Nazi and up their fuckin game. How can they even compete with the Hillbro master race?

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Give me ONE legitimate reason you haven't joined kekistan yet

Protip you kant

>>39613111
The majority of women voted Trump

Hillary's own fault for acting like she deserved their votes because vagina.

>>39612743
someone should make one of those for the edgelord hard right

>trad orthodox guy
In these degenerate times, few are willing to hear the word of our lord. What about you? Come for the schizophrenic ramblings about demonic possession, stay for the unhinged bloodlust. He's killed three of his sons in failed exorcisms, but don't worry, he's got ten more!

>#based muslim
While you were shitposting, Abib "The Babyeater" Alawi was out killing gays and shooting at Jews. Sure, he's a little rough around the edges, but who better to resist Zionism than this hardened desert soldier and his 12-year-old wife?

>liftfag
Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. In this case, his tools are illegal trenbolone and some shit distilled from bull piss. When the cities collapse in fire, will you be weak? Or will you be a character from anime, but the cool kind that's retro so it's classy. NOT gay.

>based frogposter
When you think about it, isn't conservatism the REAL counterculture? And isn't a smug frog from 2014 REAL 4chan culture? And isn't Twitter the REAL 4chan? Read his zine.

>huwhuyte nationalist
Civilization literally would not exist without the white man. That's just facts. And who better to defend it than a 5'2" 240lb Python programmer with male pattern baldness, Polish-Irish-Italian heritage, and a chin like a fucking potato? Time preference. That is a thing in psychology. Beating his grandmother up in an argument over tendies. That is a thing he did last night.

>>39613134
1, unfortunately. I accidentally got gay'd when my mother vulva'd me into the world, so I'm riding the celibatetrain until I die old and alone, because fuck the LGBT community.

>>39611544
At least now I know that the people screeching about the nu-pol boogeyman are leftist cucks from /r9k/

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>>39613171
lol

Do it mane thats pretty good

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>>39613171
Kenshiro isn't a meme is he?

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*blocks your path*

Uh, you're not a cis white male oppressor, are you anon? Better get on the right side of history before it's too late.

>>39612998
Learn how to preserve food and you won't have to try to disguise the taste of rot, fucking nigger.

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So /r9k/, why aren't you a communist yet? You wouldn't want it to look like you're impeding the workers' revolution, would you?

>>39613061
my dad is some kind of European mutt and is a better cook by far than my 100% Irish mom

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>>39613263
>Uh, you're not a cis white male oppressor, are you anon?
M-maybe I am. Now are you going to use those bats to spank my balls?
Or will I have to go away?

>>39613289
My culture did. We have preserved foods as well as spiced foods. The spices are just because we got bored of bland crap.

>>39613171
more:

>antihumanist robotfucker guy
All that is worth having was forged in the fires of hell by the devil himself and his spooky black raven companion, Moriarty. AIs and the Chinese are going to displace you and take your job, then fuck your wife and kid, then dump you into a soylent tank and use the remains of your brain to farm bitcoins. This is good. This is the way it should be, pathetic scum. Lick the boots of your rightful masters, for tomorrow you shall be devoured. NOT into vore.

>schizophrenic mexican homophobe
You won't believe what these teenagers on Deviantart are doing. You won't believe what he found after navigating through three separate login walls. You won't believe what the doctors found on the CAT scan of his head. Check out this gay shit he's exhaustively bookmarked and cataloged in multiple folders. Be horrified by mediocre images from 2008 /b/. White people are fucking scum and deserve to die, La Raza bitches. Wait, ignore that last part.

>>39613154
>Drumpf

>immigrants used to go as far as changing their names to fit in to their new country
>now they don't even learn the language and wave their home country's flag in the street

Thanks for making my point for me, faggots.

>>39613333
you know what have more

>ancient, crusty ex-goon
You know what the problem with SA's hideously dysfunctional, soul-annihilating forum was? Not right-wing enough. Well, this slightly fey old guy is here to fix that. Invented the alt-right, by the way, which isn't even cool anymore. In fact, it never was. Forget this post, you never saw it, don't use any of his memes, you'll get low-status on them.

>>39613333
All transhumanists are left wing. They'll see it as the next civil rights struggle.

>>39613233
kenshiro is a queero

>>39613333
>schizophrenic mexican homophobe
I though he was an Arab.

>>39613495
don't brainlet at me

>>39613508
nope, straight-up spicc
i'll take any number of trap threads over that word salad Blogger blog full of various font sizes baglady with a laptop bullshit

>>39611544
Youre aware pol would hate this picture right? they hate civic nationalism

>>39613529
Post a single example of a hard right transhumanist.

Are any of you guys actually niggers? Or just cucks ?

>>39613560
there's goddamn legions of aspiring insect-people who idolize singapore (where the managers are chinese and the chefs are english) and want to CRISPR away gayness and the ability to feel joy. just fucken pick one

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>>39613539
>civic nationalism
Its more of a r/the_donald thing

But its FAR more effective

Don't be a stormfag be a civic nationalist

>>39613589
Are you going to post a single example of a hard right transhumanist or not?

>>39613609
i'm not going to drag that garbage in here, no

>>39613155
It's a bunch of faggots who probably spend time on /r/4chan

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>>39611544
what's worse than boomers and christcucks

>>39613171
i wonder if leftypol has any halfway decent artists

Whoever added the fag and the tran is retarded. Clutters up the original with two more different art styles.

>>39614006
meant to reply here woops
>>39613847

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>>39613609
>Are you going to post a single example of a hard right transhumanist or not?

Dr Stephen Hsu

Phd in Physics, studied at caltech. Worked at BGI Shenzhen (previously known as Beijing Genomics Institute) doing genetics research for the Chinese government. Appeared on Stephen Molyneux's podcast, follows Joe Rogan, fan of Stephen Bannon (white supremacist who was recently ousted as Trump's chief adviser)

here's his molyneux segment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn4LaowsGiA

here's his blog
infoproc.blogspot.com

He links to ZeroHedge on his blog. Read long enough, he masks it but you pick up a hard-right eugenicist vibe. He has a blog post on meritocracy versus democracy, how much power the elite who know shit should have versus the plebs on the streets. Seems to be an IQ-elitist with heavily-veiled fascist sympathies. This guy is involved with underground experimental genetics (transhumanist as fuck) clinics in Malaysia.

There's your fucking one example. There are others, but they don't maintain public personas.

>>39614006
>butthurt christcuck detected
God isn't real fag

>>39612902
No it was because italians controlled trade with the eastern world and they (the spanish) were looking for a way to subvert their power by finding a new trade route.

>>39614053
you know what's weird about these IQ fags is, the actual high-IQ people I follow are like, super-hippieish nerd liberals

it would be funny as shit if this fag dedicated his life to building Omega and realizing his s&m fantasies, and then they pull off the curtain, and it's... Scott Alexander running on some protein FGPAs

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>>39612462
>2000 years
I can never get enough of Burgerclap education

>>39613539
>>39613603
pol is r/td now.

>>39614192
imagine.

>chink buglord: ahh so, herro my beautifurr sirricon beast, whichu country sharr we nuke today
>ZAX-2: ACTUALLY I HAVE WRITTEN A SHAGGY DOG STORY, SET IN THE "HE-MAN" UNIVERSE, WITH A PUN AT THE END
then he kills the AI, burns down the lab, and becomes a kaczynskicel

>>39613320
I could kill every single revolutionary in that room with my bare hands

The bolsheviks are turning over in their graves

>>39613155
Those people actually look interesting to hang out with. Provided they don't use memes irl.

>>39614492
>Provided they don't use memes irl.
they are standing next to a "le epik kekistani xD" flag irl, they most definitely are memespouting fuckheads

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>>39614192
dude, being an SJW is trendy, that's why so many females are into it. Google employees do it openly. They fired a guy for daring to challenge the dogma. It's not very good for your academic/corporate/government career if you openly scream on your blog "I'M A NAZI" or "I'M A RACIAL REALIST"

>actual high-IQ people
Not sure if you're saying Hsu is undeserving. Getting a PhD in Physics from one of the top 5 universities in the world for STEM is pretty qualifying. Definitely tooting his own horn, but he estimates less than 1 in 10,000 people have the brains it takes to do that. He also trained MMA in Japan as an amateur fighter, which is part of why he likes Joe Rogan so much

Don't want to drop too many redpills in a single thread, but here's the twitter of a high-IQ black guy (Jamaican)
https://twitter.com/JayMan471

>traditionalist
>read evola, spengler, yockey, etc.
>get lumped into these idpol faggots who couldnt tell fascism from NSDAP
>people call me a nazi for not wanting cultural homogeneity
jews are the race most threatened by racemixing, but I guess wanting to preserve and protect things makes me a bad person, lets just destroy all the endangered plants and animals too, who fucking cares

i want a global holocaust, starting in the third world because race doesnt matter

>>39614648
i heard damore had the shirts printed before he released the memo. that whole thing seems fucky to me.
Personally I can see why race realism might be a basilisk worthy of suppression, though. If you think 80% of everything's genetic, you won't work, you won't strive, and most importantly, you won't buy cars and phones, and here's the thing, _this holds true even if you're smart_, because if you're a dumbfag you have a reason to give up, and if you are a smartfag, you get to not try, with the knowledge that if you WANTED to, you could.

>>39614995
and then the obvious solution is just to crispr the senpaitachi up with those ashkenazi super-genes, but the consequences of that becoming acceptable are horrific

like, catperson harems are the one of the BETTER outcomes of that crap

>>39612462
tell him that Chinese had a civilization greater than peak Rome 1500 years earlier

>>39612493
People don't realize America is very large and has lots of very different communities. If you grow up in a large city in America (LA, SF, NY, etc...) you are basically from a different country when compared to people who grew up in the rural south or midwest. And there are a lot of Americans who grew up in small rural towns.

>>39615176
The Chinese had a civilization greater than Antonine Rome 1500 years earlier in the 15th century BC? Kill yourself, idiot (or read a book).

>>39615388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shang_dynasty

Antonine Rome was a disgusting shithole compared to this, not even comparable

>>39612493
The "all whites cook alike meme" is stupid but pic related is just autistic rambling. That guy probably can't even cook.

>>39613166
>The majority of women voted Trump
[citation needed]

>>39612493
That's a copypasta you faggot

>>39613263
all those baseball bats wtf

also that girls leg sticking out randomely.. what position is she in there

So now that /r9k/ has thoroughly rejected the faggot/tranny shills, now they try the muh /pol/tard strategy? Robots still don't want you people here, just gtfo.

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>>39616179
you can't fight an idea whose time has come

>>39616219
That faggot/tranny shills should get out of here and got to hell? I push for that.

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Are you little snowflakes still triggered about trump winning? It's almost been a year. This kind of whining is exactly why trump won

>>39611544
>frog looking ass nigga

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>>39613134
Black Bitches be Desperate!!

>>39616018
I'm not him but just fucking google it you moron it takes 5 seconds

>>39616384
>this kind of whining

>8 yrs of "obongo"

The whole thing is a meme.

Next president is probably going to be the rock or some shit

>>39616384
if Guy Fieri lived in the 1500s, he would have been an executioner

>>39615176
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER GO BACK AND READ HISTORY AT LEAST FIVE TIMES.

PS MODS ARE MASSIVE, MASSIVE CUNT FAGGOTS DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IN REAL LIFE 100 LBS PUSSIES

>>39613603
Civic Nationalism won't save us from extinction. I'm a Nazbol. I want an all white communist country where wealth is redistributed and the government employs everyone.

>>39613289
im sorry but chicken without spices is very bland and unsavory learn to cook properly

>>39617763
Use garlic and lemon juice. Get woke.

>>39617835
lemon chicken is a fucking meme

slather that shit in sriracha and soy sauce

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>>39611544
>this is the future Civ-Nats want

>>39617494
if you actually read history you will realize you are wrong.

unfortunately the chinese have been the most successful society for thousands of years

>>39612462
>TFW Irish
>only ever fought themselves

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>>39618558
Fuc forgot pic