>Be me
>33
>Never had a gf, never even been kissed
>Workaholic, so I got a nice house
>Be returning from work one day, sitting on the train
>7/10 is standing in front of me, talking to her chad boyfriend about her daddy issues or some shit
>Her bag goes on my lap, she notices, but doesn't give a shit
>Gently move it off of me
>Chadthundercocktotherescue.jpg
>"Ey, you trying to touch my girl up?"
>Keep quiet, would probably go on a killing spree if I started talking
>"Fucking asshole"
>Dude has me pretty pissed, but I keep my cool, I just want a quiet life. I avoid anything that would make me loose sleep at night
>Train stops
>Get out of train, chad bumps into me and makes me drop my bag on the floor.
>7/10 is laughing at my fucking 10-pin bowling nail-clipper
>Follow them, they live in some apartment block
>Am standing outside.
>what do /b/?
I just want a quiet life
When I was a kid I saw the Mona Lisa from my art book. And how do I say this? It's a bit dirty, but, I got an erection. I cut out just the hands and put them on my wall.
I just thought the pic should be related to me in some way
>>39611163
You are being a pussy, OP. Kill that motherfucker.
>>39611250
You're right, bitch should bite the dust
+his 7/10 got sum nice hands
>>39611163
End yourself you frigging loser
kill them, use some explosives
PAYBACK
>bait
Enter their house, beat chad up, rape stacy, beat stacy, rape chad. Repeat until no longer viable.
>not bait
It's bait.
I'm in the same boat as you anon but i want to live in a comfy apartment but i'm worried of ending up homeless due to not paying rent
>>39611163
Shit in their mailbox
Its a fucking jojo reference delet this
let peace be with you and go back homedon't be a ragie wagie
>>39611163
Sick story, can you get to the part where you get eiffel towered by chad and his rugby team, shitbussy-kun?
Poop on their front doorstep
>>39611163
>/b/
Too lazy to even change one thing, lazy fucking nigger.
>>39611163
>what do /b/?
Dumbass jojo loser didnt even make this himself
>want to be comfy
>job market forces me to commute for an hour via train
>job is still comfy, getting there and back home is uncomfy
>even if I moved closer to my workplace, I'd still have normalfags making my life uncomfy