>tfw no mommy gf to love me with care
I want a big gf that cares.
You realize you'll never get a mommy gf, right? How many women do you think would like that dynamic, and why would they choose you over the many men who want the same thing? The best you can settle for is hoping for a mommy bf, of which there would be quite a few here who'd take you in. The gay pill is the answer to all of your problems.
>>39610971
>tfw no mummygf to stroke my hair while I nurse and paw her mammaries like a kitten in the fetal position and she holds a finger up my asshole while humming lady gaga songs
>>39611070
will you be my mommy bf?
>>39611161
No I'm looking for one, but I hope you find yours!
>>39611070
>haha just go gay brosephie
Really tickles my tangelos, have you ever considered that he or anyone else pursuing a 'mommy gf' isn't attracted to men, hmm? Is it so hard to understand that not everyone can go gay just out of desperation? I could be in my 80s as a khv and I wouldn't fuck a man, lead alone in this situation, a """mommy bf"" wouldn't be feminine at all, atleast if they were a trap I could half way see where your coming from. .
>>39611404
Good luck being a virgin forever while I cuddle my cute bf ;D
>tfw no mommy wife to love and care for our children
>>39610971
tfw no emo mommy gf to cuddle with while we listen to her favorite emo songs
Protip: If she's not a mommy gf type then she's not worth it. It is an easy filter.
>tfw mommy gf
its comfy