>tfw even if your waifu was real she would be disgusted by you

>>39610134
Theres no way that knife could cut straight through bone

>>39610134
Fun fact: No she would not be.

>>39610182
right between the bones in your hand there's soft flesh. It either went through that or just shattered the bone anyway

>>39610134
>>39610182
It's alright because at least she'd be real
like my feelings for her but she isn't real
therefore my feelings aren't real either.

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She's probably be a bit disappointed in me.

>>39610182
>t. American

>>39610182
>the human palm is a solid plate of bone

>>39610134

what is that thing in the middle of the pear??

>>39610258
the brain

>>39610258
the plutonium core or the "pit" the "thing" in the center and the code name for the exterior casing on the device is called an "avocado".
What the guy was doing is he was trying to separate the core from the casing so he could safely consume the exterior casing to gain the nutrients contained inside.

>>39610258
the core that contains its soul/S2engine

>>39610258
that's an avocado you ignorant amerifat.

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>>39610258
oh my god please tell me you're kidding

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>>39610134
>tfw white people have no idea how to safely take the seed out of an avocado
Did they think that doing it in the most dangerous way possible somehow made it more """authentic"""? Good god.

>>39610182
it's clearly an optical illusion