>parents are out of town for the weekend >finally have

>>39607161
>>parents are out of town for the weekend
>>finally have some privacy and the house to myself
>>spent a half hour fucking myself with a big fat 8 inch dildo
>>various positions, doggy style, riding, missionary etc
>>by the time i'm finished i'm all slimy and covered in lube
>>sweating and panting, shivering and shaking
>>slumped over, collapsed on a wet towel on the bathroom floor
>>feeling like a pile of used fuckmeat
>>spend another half hour sitting in the shower recovering
>
>My knees are still shaking and I keep farting out lube.
>I would do this every single day if I could.
Dumb sissy white boi.

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Are you a guy or a girl? I need to know if I can beat my meat to this

>>39607161
pretty hot desu.
would definitely help you out ;3
although my dong isnt 8 inches :c

>>39607209
not OP but it seems gay as fuck

>>39607161
>I keep farting out lube.

MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>39607161
Enjoy the prolapsed anus friendo. Anal lacerations arent fun either

Reee I wish I was you
Lucky OP

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>back in college as a returning student
>in my late 20s, took a few years off
>classmates are all young 18 year olds
>notice that the boys seem really smooth
>they all have pale hairless arms and legs
>skinny and short, tiny dicks too probably
>i'm fat and covered in dark body hair
>with a big, sturdy, experienced cock
>constantly fantasize about breeding
>just want to make them all into girls

help me
how do i stop this
do i even want it to stop?

>>39607194
>quoting a whole greentext post
Have you considered jumping off the nearest bridge

>>39607381
>>quoting a whole greentext post
>Have you considered jumping off the nearest bridge
Dumb sissy boi.

>>39607381
>>quoting a whole greentext post
>Have you considered jumping off the nearest bridge
Thats a meme you dip

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>>39607253
Normal sized dongers are okay too!
Even the small ones need love!

Feeling stretched and filled up is great,
but so is sucking on a tasty little treat.

It's just another flavor of fun.

>>39607279
>I keep farting out lube.
I wish it was cum instead

>>39607325
One of my parents jobs is seasonal and they don't work during the summer.
So it's been like 3 months since I scratched the itch.

It took a while just to stretch out again and get it in me desu.
Then it feels so so SO good, I get really excited and cum too fast usually.

I'd worry about finishing early with an actual partner honestly.
I don't like touching my bepis that much but my ass, OMFG.

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>>39607161
Opening your ass is good but having that much propylene glycol up there can't be healthy

>>39607161
Keep it up, goatse

>>39607375
please add me on discord thread#2693

>>39607538
Wew lad
i want to be your friend

>>39607538
are you still farting it out

>>39607614
why? you like chubby hairy older guys?

i'm not going to erp with you
at least not right now

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>>39607645
I'm not really cute or anything.
More of a normal masculine guy.
Plus I'm straight. I'm straight!

I just like sucking dick. A lot.
And taking it in the ass. A lot.

But I'm straight!!!

>>39607651
No, I stopped. Mostly.
I kind of have to fart still.
But I'm dressed now.
I don't want to mess my pants.

>>39608134
Im gay i like masculine guys who are straight and like dick

>>39608068
yeah the people im talking to dont seem interested in me that much

>>39607538
i dont have a small dong OP, its 6,5, but it still isnt huge

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>>39607161
cant you just do all those in your room anon what if your parents came back

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>>39608285
Oh, okay. I guess we can be friends.
Really good friends. Best Friends.

You might even say, BFs.

>>39608315
That's like the perfect size. It's comfy.
Mine is a little smaller so don't worry.

>>39608363
>what if your parents came back

I would be really really embarrassed.
That's kinda why I waited so long.
They're in another state entirely right now.
So there's NO chance of them coming.

>>39607161
>ywn fuck OP senseless with your 9 incher

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my parents went away for a week and I spent the entire time fucking myself with a dildo. I don't want to be gay but anal feels so good, I couldn't stop myself.

I had to get rid of it when they came back, if anyone found out what I was doing I would have to kill myself. I wish they could go on vacation again.

>>39608299
maybe you should kill yourself for being a stupid faggot then

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>>39608717
That... might be a little too big.
I'm not sure I could even get it in.
I really don't know about taking the whole length.

But I'd definitely be happy to try...

>>39609205
Problem is that it takes so much prep, and cleanup after.
It's a lot louder too, with the lube schlicking and the vibe buzzing.
And somehow I can't stop myself from moaning.

OP is actually a massive faggot

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>>39607161
This is the state of the West

>>39609349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=190&v=g_gRCOfZ8BI

>>39609205
Where do you hide your dildo? I would like to try a dildo too but I have zero privacy here. Live in a small flat with my mom and she often comes in my room I'm 100% sure she would find tthe dildo sooner or later.

Fuck reading this makes me wanna be a trap cumdump fag for fucksake

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>>39609349
Guess I'll just have to make you take it then, huh.

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>>39609478
Like I said, I couldn't hide it and tossed it in a dumpster somewhere a few hours before they got back.

The lube kinda had a lingering smell to it too so even if I could find a good hiding place it still wouldn't have worked out.

I want to try one of those anaeros things next time because I hear they work pretty well but I really like the feeling of something big thrusting in and out of me

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>>39609434
Thanks, you too.

>>39609478
My parents are nosy too. I don't keep it in the house.

>>39609485
It's fun!
You should try it at least and see if you like it.
Personally fingers don't do anything for me.
But, as soon as I tried a toy I loved it.

>>39609516
Well, even if it doesn't fit in my ass.
I'd love to sit on my knees and worship it.

>>39609664
Where/how do you hide your dildo?
>>39609628
Where or how did you buy it? I wish it was possible to buy this stuff without anyone seeing you and also while staying anonymous

i have an actual girlfriend but op's choice of words like taking it all in and such is turning me on so much, wtf is this dark magic im straight

>>39609664
I tried fingers but cant get a toy or the privacy or time that you have

>>39607161
>tfw straight
>tfw find this super hot
A-am I not straight?

>>39609707
Amazon. You can get it + lube for like $20. I've got prime so I could time it to show up after I was alone, and it comes in totally generic packaging anyway

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>>39609664
Have you tried bondage, anon? it must feel really good

>>39607161
>big fat 8 inch dildo
o_o
tfw can barely even fit a pencil inside, can't even properly perform an enema just for cleansing myself.

>tfw cropped lewd anime pics attached to cock lust posts makes me tent up pretty fast
god damnit

>>39609812
Does it matter? Do words like straight and gay actually matter? Life is short, do what you enjoy

>>39607161
nigga you gay

i bet you cant even fart anymore

>>39609832
Problem is it will be connected to your real name and address even though only people with access to your amazon acc or amazon database can see it... I'm very careful and paranoid. Probably because my mom randomly comes into my room without knocking even though I'm an adult..
So anyway I wish had a PO box or something

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>>39609707
I hide it in a bag inside a locked box in a hidden compartment in my car.

Also,
>>39609806
You don't strictly need an actual toy. You could use anything, like a toothbrush handle or something. Just put a condom over it and some lube and make sure you can't lose it in there. Throw it away after if you're worried about the smell.

Sneak it in a pocket and give it a try in the shower or something. The water will mask any sound and if anyone smells just say you took a poo.

>>39609849
I would LOVE to try bondage actually, but self-bondage is difficult. It's kind of scary too, I've heard stories about people that weren't able to get out of it after. Even with a partner I'd be kind of scared, I'd have to trust someone a lot to do that kind of thing with them.

and of course,
>tfw no bf to tie me up

>>39609789
>>39609812
>>39610001
Dirty talk is sexy.
Boys are sexy too.
Dirty talking boys are double sexy.
What else is new?

>>39607161
>>39607538
>>39608134
please give me the source for these images

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>>39607161
STOP THE FAGGOT INVASION OF r9k NOW. FAGGOTS BACK TO /b/ and /lgbt/ WHERE YOU DISEASE RIDDEN FAGGOTS BELONG. DEUS VULT!

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>>39610490
https://exhentai.org/g/1090939/0217d5b824/
https://exhentai.org/g/1022973/3b480bea98/

Since you said please!

>>39607161
>>>/r9k/ is that way, faggot.

>>39610658
thank you kindly. I really like the one in the OP

>>39609239
um no but why did you respond like that?...

>>39610658
well time to stroke vigorously

I uninstalled the sad panda plugin to increase my self esteem. Can someone please mirror the links. It's okay if you don't want to or think I'm lying about not being a newfag etc :(

>>39610227
What kinds of things make good lube

tfw too poor to buy a vibrating dildo

>>39610766
I'll b ur vibe babe

>>39607161
pretty soon you'll be farting out shit. then you'll have to wear depends for the rest of your days. godspeed.

OP listen to these guys, too big a dildo and you are going to wear diapers or prolapse your boypucci

>>39610804
please be in michigan originallllly

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>>39610697
>>39610714
Enjoy!

>>39610750
Um. Normally lube makes good lube. Astroglide, KY, etc. They're stocked near the condoms in your local pharmacy.

OP what dildo do you have? I have a bad dragon dildo and non bad dragon water based lube, is it okay to use?

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>>39610996
A cheap $10 thing from China.
I put a condom on it for safety since it's low quality material.

Bad dragon is too expensive, and too big for me.
Since it's high quality you probably don't need the condom.
Water based lube is safe and won't harm your toy.

Be careful not to injure yourself though.
Even the small sizes of those things are huge...

>>39610851
used to be


what part are you from? also post bum plz

>>39611111
how did you clean yourself out

>>39611465
Oh baby those quints, very nice!

I always take a poo before playing with my butt, and a shower after. Wash everything thoroughly with soap and water. There's a tiny bit of residue but it's not bad.

If I was doing it with someone else I would use an enemy to rinse myself out. A few times until the water comes out clear.

>>39607161
>tfw I'll have to move out or get my own car and lie about going to a shitty motel before I know this feel

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just bought pic related going to keep them in all day when I go to lecture, also bought lube with 2% lidocaine since I hurt my bum bum and dont want to aggravate it too much, its de-sensitizing, gets here sunday really excite

OP post more pics pls

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>>39612272
Make sure you're using safe toys. A lot of the cheaper stuff is technically being sold as a "novelty" which allows the manufacturer to legally use cheap but unsafe materials. Like bottom dollar Chinese plastics and rubbers that will leech toxic shit into your colon. You'll want to put a condom over it for health reasons.

Most of the more expensive toys are made from safe materials like medical grade silicon that you can use raw. Although you should also be aware that silicon based lube on a silicon toy will damage and degrade it, so use water-based lubes only with those. Also. What kind of pics? Should I dip into my trap folder?

>>39612589
post a pic of your toy! preferably with it in your butt

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>>39607161
OP you're nothing! Being able to fit this in your ass is the best feeling in the world. It's a major turn on damaging your asshole until you're anally wrecked for life.

>>39610745
somebody please
merci close

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>>39612688
I can't I'm not shaved or anything. My butthole is tired too.

>>39612791
My butt is fine. I'm safe and careful about not injuring myself. Healthy and safe only. Even the 8 inches was kind of an exaggeration.

>>39613095
I'll give you a hint.

The artist is "Jairou."

Are you in califronia OPPPs?

>>39613142
>I can't I'm not shaved
hairy boyhole is ok too, not all of us are prison gay
>My butthole is tired too.
that just means you need to exercise it more!

>>39614156
>Are you in califronia OPPPs?
bump yeah

>>39615272
Wan to hang out?

>>39615272
Hi Bun.

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>>39615343
>Wan to hang out?
It's a big state

>>39616376
Bbay areaa?

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This is what today's youth does. They don't throw parties or invite girls over to play spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven or monopoly or whatever.

Where did everything go so wrong?

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>>39616447
>xenoestrogens in the water
>SJW's
>social media encouraging people to virtue signal as hard as possible
>the internet in general

>>39616439
>Bbay areaa?
Not him but I am

>>39616895
Now what do we doo?

>>39617735
meet up and let him poz your neg hole

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Reminds me of the time I went to this guy's house whilst his parents were out for a week and I fucked him on every piece of furniture.

>>39617936
moar details pls

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>>39617735
>Now what do we doo?
be my friend now

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>this whole thread
wew lad where do I find boys like this irl

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>>39617968
>Move to town for crap telemarketing job
>Befriend local college boy who has lunch at the same sandwich shop I do
>Gayboy don't want his friends to know he's gay so he tells me
>Make my advances
>End up making out and rubbing him out a couple of times in an alley
>One day he invites me to his place and hints he wants to do it
>Come over, he gives it up easy
>When it's over he says his parents will be away for a week so I can come over every day if I want
>Ask him if it's okay for me to stay the night
>Fuck for days

I'm not even joking when I say every furniture. Even against his shelves whilst I held him up.

>>39618002
Okay I guess, now what.

>>39618075
lewd and lucky
was he a smol boy?

>>39607161
>Have a best friend who's a femboy
>Known each other since he was 5
>On we're playing vidya together
>He starts coming onto me
>Grabs my crotch, and gets all emotional
>Cries about how hard it is being gay and repressing his feelings for me
>I punch him and then kick him out for being a fag
>He commits suicide a few days later
Hhaha fags BTFO

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>>39618407
5'7"
Hist best feature was defo his milky white and crazy soft white skin though.

>>39618451
Fake story. No one who would hold off telling you for that long would immediately grab your crotch. They would be too nervous to.

>>39618477
jealous
>tfw wish i was the smol boy

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Do any of you dumb sissy anime bois want a 6'4" strongfat hairy bf? I'm looking for a sissy to be my maid and keep my bed warm. Cooking skills would be nice too, otherwise I can teach you. Whites and asians only please.

[email protected]

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>>39618566
How adorable, anon. Don't worry, I'm sure someone will fuck you almost continuously for 7 days someday~

>>39607614
Doesn't work. Or is it just me? Or is it several people on this board?

>>39612589
Thanks for the input anon. I made sure so I won't cancel the order. Yes dip into your trap folder.

I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR BUTT.

>tfw too tall to be cute
apparently this isn't original.

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>>39607375
Been avoiding college for a while now... sabotaged my own entrance so I could stay home and try to be a youtuber (but I've been too lazy to lol)

But now I'm excited to get to college and fuck some bussys.

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Where do I find a femboy gf if I'm a shut in? And my peepee is smol but I'm 6'2". Is there no hope?

>>39618536
Of course it's fake ya dumbass

>>39618642
how tired was he after 7 days?
i imagine he would be pretty sore after that

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>>39618828
When I say "continually" I mean 5 to 6 hours a day spread out. The rest of the time we just made out, made dinner, watched films and stuff.

>>39618846
>When I say "continually" I mean 5 to 6 hours a day spread out.
That's still a lot of fucking!
So if he was 5'7", how tall are you and how big and thick is your dick?

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>>39619106
Kinda but I have a pretty tireless dick desu. I've only been sore twice, after full weekends of more than that. So if his bussy was tired he could use his mouth or his hand until i had my fill y'know.
I'm 6'1 and around 7 1/2

>>39619223
>and around 7 1/2
aaaaa
>tfw no big tireless dick to ravage my butt for hours every day
Fucking lucky anon, my dick gets tired really quickly...

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>>39619253
How cute. Sensitive guys are the best. I'd love to reach around and stroke you whilst fucking you from behind.

>>39619462
Actually I'd rather you use that hand to 'gently' choke me a bit i-if that's fine

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>>39619548
Oh my. Aren't you a quality little cock sleeve. I'll gladly put you in your place by choking you~

>>39619630
Yes anon, please put me in my place~ Dominate me with you strong meaty mancock and remind me how my dick can't compete against you~

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>>39619719
Oh that is obvious isn't it? That's why you're here thirsting after a real cock like mine~ Let me fuck your brains out so you give up on the idea of using yours and realise your place is as a nice little fucktoy for me~

>>39619746
I know it's obvious, but it just feels so lewd to be reminded both physically and verbally, that my job is nothing more than being anon's cute fucktoy~!
I need you to pound it into my head with your words as you pound it into my tight boipussy!

>>39618662
i changed it because i didnt think anyone was going to add me

>>39607161
How did you buy it though?

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>>39607161
Are you a guy or a girl. Answer me you faggot

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>>39619799
Oh don't you worry, I'll make sure to fuck you hard until you get that you're my little bitch~
Gonna push your head down on the bed to reach even deeper into you~

>tfw too shy to be lewd on 4chan

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>>39607161

get some poppers op. shit will be out of this world and you will moan like a little bitch

>>39620007
>tfw to shy to post an image

>>39619957
>Gonna push your head down on the bed to reach even deeper into you~
Oh god that sounds the best anon, it seems you really know how best to use your fucktoys~
Do you have any other stories like the one from before?
Also post d-dick

>Only 5'8"
>Will never have a femboy bf

>>39619957
I cum to conversations like this

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>>39619957
>Gonna push your head down on the bed to reach even deeper into you~
choose me

>had a faggot boyfriend like this
>ridiculously cute and ourageously girly
>literal perfection
>broke up with him because I couldn't shake off the idea that he'd get manlier and uglier as time went on
I am regret incarnate

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>>39620083
Hehe, I have a few but I'm poofed. If thread's alive tomorrow I can post that and tell stories.
>>39620183
Good boy~
>>39620260
Everyone gets a turn if they want~

How do I meet a nice boyfriend to lock up in a chastity cage and feminise and allow out of his cage once per fortnight for an orgasm if he's been a good boy the entire time? Grindr just has gross people in my area.

>>39620264
Did you forget you would too?

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>>39620363
be my boyfriend and add me on discord so that you could make me cum everyday with your erp

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>>39620472
Give me your discord and I'll add you. I won't talk tonight, I'm heading to bed just now, but wouldn't want to miss out on the offer~

>>39620512
its Demons#0079

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>>39620545
Done. Talk to you tomorrow anon~ You better be ready to sweat some with me.

>>39620363
>If thread's alive tomorrow I can post that and tell stories.
Yes, please do that, I'll be waiting~

Bumping a quality, non-normie thread for real robots.

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>335 KB
> >>39620083
> Hehe, I have a few but I'm poofed. If thread's alive tomorrow I can post that and tell stories.
> >>39620183
> Good boy~
> >>39620260
> Everyone gets a turn if they want~
>>>
>Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)11:05:30 No.39620375
> How do I meet a nice boyfriend to lock up in a chastity cage and feminise and allow out of his cage once per fortnight for an orgasm if he's been a good boy the entire time? Grindr just has gross people in my area.
>>>
>Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)11:06:37 No.39620389
> >>39620264
> Did you forget you would too?
>>>
>Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)11:14:53 No.39620472>>39620512
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> >>39620363
> be my boyfriend and add me on discord so that you could make me cum everyday with your erp
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>Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)11:19:05 No.39620512>>39620545
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>166 KB
> >>39620472
> Give me your discord and I'll add you. I won't talk tonight, I'm heading to bed just now, but wouldn't want to miss out on the offer~
>>>
>Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)11:22:03 No.39620545>>39620568
> >>39620512
> its Demons#0079
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>Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)11:23:59 No.39620568
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>1.13 MB
> >>39620545
> Done. Talk to you tomorrow anon~ You better be ready to sweat some with me.
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>Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)11:26:12 No.39620590
> >>39620363
> >If thread's alive tomorrow I can post that and tell stories.
> Yes, please do that, I'll be waiting~
>>>
>Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)13:25:04 No.39621612
> Bumping a quality, non-normie thread for real robots.

Dumb sissy anime boi

My boner is so hard from reading this.

watching this on 2nd screen as i fap reading this


chaturbate.com
/
sexymiatrans

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wish i had a faggot to fuck, 100% straight here, just can't stand women

>>39621712
If you're gonna shill at least post a picture of them.

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I wish I had my own place to take sissies to

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>>39621757

no need, these trans women are really beautiful these days, they look just as hot as women are, even the colombian trannys look great,

WOMEN ARE FINISHED.

>tfw bicurious
>tfw no bicurious anon to try gay shit with

>>39621801
Keep working hard for it anon!
Ganbare!

>trying nofap to cure me of the gay
>almost a week in
>probably going to have a really hot wet dream soon
>tfw can't stop myself from eagerly awaiting whatever gay shit I'm going to dream about
I can't help but feel I'm not doing nofap the correct way.

>>39623418
Nah, you're doing no-fap the correct way. Being told by your bf not to fap all week so that you're begging for his cock when you have time together on the weekend.

>>39623486
but I don't have a bf. This is meant to fix my gay, not be a part of it.

>>39607490
>>>quoting a whole greentext post
>>Have you considered jumping off the nearest bridge
>Thats a meme you dip
Seems dumb

>>39623517
Well then you should get one
>wanting to fix your gay when it feels so good

>>39623545
My brain says no but my dick says yes. The obvious solution is to reeducate my dick.

>>39623593
No anon, your dick AND your hear say yes. Listen to the dick in your heart anon, get a cute boyfriend.

>>39620568
what's your discord anon

origu

>>39616447
*Where did everything go so right?
oregano

>>39607161
I move out soon and I intend to do the same once I have my own place, I'll lewd so much my brain goes blank

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>>39624899
I'm moving out soon and I'm afraid that I'll turn into a slut or something once I'm finally, finally free to have guys over.

>>39625436
>I'm afraid that I'll turn into a slut or something
If you don't want to be a slut, just find one guy with a really good dick and date him, easy!

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>>39625512
That FEEEEL when no... NO... not even ONE... BEE EFFFFF......

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>>39625436
Don't fight it, anon. Embrace the fact that you need dozens of cocks to satisfy your slutty thirst.

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>>39625992
It's tempting but I don't want to be a slut. Well. I do. I really enjoy being slutty. But I want a bf. I want to be a super slut but just for one person.

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>tfw I dressed up like a girl and stuck things up my butt

>>39626133
TS-KO but as a huge dicked futa is superior to both

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>>39626092
I respect your wrong decision, anon. I hope you find someone with a cock good enough to replace dozens of cocks.

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>>39626159
Are you slutty? Taken dozens of docks? Can you tell me about it?

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>>39626321
No. I'm a bit too shy to hit on guys. But I'm happy to become their slut if anyone wants me. I've had around 10 guys so I'm still a bit inexperienced.

>tfw I always get into these threads late
feels bad

>>39626748
Are you a smol feminine boy?

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>>39607161
At least I'm a good boy who just gets drunk when his parents aren't home.

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>>39610577
Hello normal person.

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>>39627398
I'm 5'5
Pretty skinny and kinda long hair but I don't know if I'm girly.

>>39627626
Dang that's a really cute height, you sound pretty girly
Do you like cuddling?

>>39627741
Cuddling is nice but I prefer passively serving. L-like if master has the time for cuddling, maybe he'd enjoy playing some games whilst I suck his dick instead.

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>>39628141
Cute.
You're cute!

Do you have a bf already?
Where are you from anon?
I want to be your friend.

Or more, even...

>>39628141
Got discord or a throw away email?

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>>39628167
No bf right now. No one seems that interested plus I think I'd like to play around a bit more before settling down...
Cali
>>39628184
I've given mine a lot recently here, do you mind posting yours?

>>39628524
Ok it's wam#7951

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>>39628579
I have to run to do some payment stuff so can't talk right now but adding you!

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Opinions on Sonic the Sissyhog?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

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>>39628693
I ship it desu

bump for more gay

>>39629379
OP here.

I'm thinking about checking out a spot, a gay hookup spot in the city looking for dick.
Like, just hanging out naked in the sauna, until someone likes what they see.

Or, maybe I'll suck, or get sucked, or top someone else I'm not sure.

What are your thoughts?

>>39629660
>What are your thoughts?
That you're fucking gay, lmao

>>39629660
Pretending to be a girl and riding a dildo isn't gay, but you just crossed into a whole nother level of faggotry
Fucking kill yourself

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There's a sex shop between my school and home. I was thinking of buying something in there for butt stuff. What's good for beginners?

>>39629679
Imaoo

>>39629679
>>39629883
>lmao
Dumb sissy lmao boi

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>>39629831
16 year olds aren't allowed into sex shops

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>>39629831
Don't get anything too big. Just a nice, normal sized vibrator. Remember, your eyes are bigger than your boypussy. It shouldn't be much thicker than your thumb.

Don't get a prostate massager those things are total memes.

>>39630296
>Remember, your eyes are bigger than your boypussy.
What does that mean?

>>39630870
You can't ride a horse cock on day 1

>>39607209
>I keep farting out lube

Pretty sure he's gay.

>>39631290
But if OP was a girl that'd be the hottest thing I've heard all day.

>>39631433
If I had handlebars and wheels I would be a bicycle.

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>>39631652
>I would be a bicycle.
Because you've got so many people riding you?

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>>39610658
>>39607161
> always been interested in playing with my ass since I was a child
> started masturbating with my asshole about 2 years ago
> bought myself a 6 inch butt plug to play with a few weeks ago
> came using only my ass for the first time a few days ago
> those doujins actually turn me on

I've always been straight, but wtf is this getting out of hand?

>>39631888
>I've always been straight
Get out now or else you won't think that's so true pretty soon.

>>39610658
these are great, anything similar?

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What's the best toy/dildo for anal play? I used to have a super cheap dildo and playing with it felt really good but I never managed to cum with it, I think probably because it was a bit too rough, I've been wanting to get a new one though.

>>39608134
all I want is a cute but still non trap boy

I'm going to fuck my butt tonight for sure

M-maybe I'll dress up cute too...

>>39607161
http://hiddenlol.com/lol/184999

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>>39632048
Search terms:
male:"males only$" eng
male:yaoi$ eng

A few classics:
https://exhentai.org/g/952594/0e11f2edf6/
https://exhentai.org/g/836483/8ef404247e/
https://exhentai.org/g/594716/9fbb65b8ad/
https://exhentai.org/g/1027455/4a0ea25203/

Enjoy!

>>39632701
>Not using male:tomgirl
Shiggy diggy

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>>39619957
tfw no one to dom me like this~

>>39633130
>tfw I know this feel
original

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>tfw u have a small dick and will never fuck traps or girls

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>tfw no white slut to dom with my brown dick
Oh well, at least I can wank to doujins.

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>>39610577
This is the best reply on this whole thread

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>>39633130
>>39633261
Where you from bitch boy?
I'll fuck your face until you cry then fill your guts with spunk.

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>>39608134
>OP is straight
Yeah right

>>39633130
It's really bad knowing that no one is going to tie me to their bed tonight.

>>39633433
i'll tie you up so hard that your blood will stop flowing

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>>39633383
the uk

i wont cry when sucking a dick, you will have to really hurt me for that to happen

>>39632701
>not crossdressing
anon thats pretty gay honestly

>>39633477
please keep me alive

>>39633383
West coast USA.

Unlike the other anon, I'm sure you could make me cry since I'm not experienced.

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Look how many up votes this thread got on reddit lel.

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>>39633130
As long as you behave I am always willing to dom you too.

>>39633665
I'd like to have a guy dom me and give me headpats.

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>>39633665
do you have an email so you can send me your discord

i always behave

>>39633633
How many did it get?
I don't go on reddit and I definitely don't phonepost.
So I don't know what I'm looking at here.

I am conviced these threads are some CIA psyop to study the effects of online anonymous peer pressure on reclusive people.

>>39633720
it took a bit of searching but look on the bottom right, there's an upboat arrow, which I'm assuming is the right one. 9758. Why would reddit want to see this? How is that funny?

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>>39633534
>>39633596
>>39633672
>>39633719
Ah, I'm on the East coast unfortunately.

>>39633720
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6z06oq/robot_is_home_alone/
I thought he was bullshitting, but sure enough...

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>>39633764
>>39633720
Hue hue hue. How does it make you feel knowing that normies derive entertainment from r9k?

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>>39633719
[email protected]
>>39633672
I can only promise headpats if you satisfy me, anon.

>>39633790
Oh please, it's r/4chan, they're hardly normies. They're the equivalent of tripfags if anything.

>>39633764
I can't do anything about the r/donnies or the twitter fags, so I try not to think about it

>>39633816
Once a post gets more than a few thousand upvotes it goes onto r/all and it gets exposed to the rest of reddit. I think at least I might be wrong.

>>39633798
What can I do for you to please you?

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>>39633798
sent you email ~~

>>39633857
I suppose, not like it matters anyway. 4chan threads are often screenshot and shared around the web, it's just normal. Most of them stay away because 4chan is not as funny as they initially thought when they saw all the little snippets, so they quickly go back to their 'upvoted' content.

>>39633761
That's too bad. Then again I'm not the type to actually meet up with people from the internet.

>>39607375
Please god I need you in my life

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>>39633633
>>39633748
>>39633764
This game is so easy.
A little shitpost I write in 5 minutes gets 10,000 upvotes on reddit.
Completely ordinary everyday post for me.

TEN THOUSAND UPVOTED.

I should get on normalfag social media or something.
These retards can't compete with me.
I'd turn into a celebrity overnight or something lmao.

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>>39633983
i'm right here
where you from sissy?
i'll come fill you up

Tfw not being cuddled on the sofa by a cute boy with his hands softly caressing me

>tfw not even in the US to hook up with you guys

>>39634224
Dumb sissy Euro boi.

>>39631836
No, because he would have handlebars and wheels dumb sissy white boi

>>39607375
We're almost in the same boat here.
>27
>went back to college after a work injury
>it's far enough away that I'm staying in the dorms during the week
>I'm in decent shape, hairy, taller than average
>got roomed with a girly, skinny twink fresh out of high school
>literally started hitting on me the day I moved in
>been breeding that boypussy since

>>39634294
I'm not even euro, it's even worse than you think

S-should I start shaving my legs again

>>39634789
Yes, always.

If you let the hair grow it's difficult to remove again.
If you shave regularly it's quick and easy!

Also,
Post pics.

>>39634436
Dumb sissy arab boi

>>39621801
>tfw have my own place
>decent pay
>still no qt trap/femboys to bring over and turn into sex slaves

nothing makes sense

>>39633764
>dumb normalfags who think OP is a girl

anal feels pretty good but I wish I could be straight

>>39635254
P-please be in Illinois...

What should I do if I'm old but want to feel cute?

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>>39634909
Oh god what I wouldn't give to fuck a little fag arab boy. Show him his place under my western ways.

>>39635555
2 states south

looks like another weekend spent alone

>>39632701
>>39632951
>not using male:"josou seme$

haha wew lad look at these gays

>>39634880
D-do you still want me to post pics again

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>I will never have a hard dom bf
>I will never indulge on my most disgusting submissive fetishes
>will never be regularly slapped and choked
>I will never be held and cuddled at night because he actually cares
The worst part is that I found someone like this but they were too far away.

>>39635961
Are you dumb or just retarded. You're a man. Have some logic. Read the rules.
>>37842102

>>39635961
Of course! I always love checking out a cute boy's smooth legs.

And licking and nibbling and touching them all over...

>>39636058
Post kik or discord or something. Forgot about new rule

>>39636113
Just post them. The rule only applies to actual camwhoring. Like, full on dedicated camwhore threads. One or two pics is fine.

>>39608519
discord ID plox

Svider det fortfarande?

hot, I did myself with a stick of butter once when i was alone, and then I inserted it all the way. I smelled like butter for a couple days though.

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>>39636653
There's no way you actually did this dude come on... butter??

>>39636782
No lube required, it assumes the perfect shape automatically, and it can't get stuck inside for long.

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>>39618451
My fucking sides
originlmao

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>>39607161
>tfw no boy to tie my hands behind my back and force me down on my knees and face fuck me until he blows his load all over my face
>then he makes me put his balls in my mouth and drapes his dick over my face and makes me look up at him while humiliating me

a bad feel desu

>>39607209
congrats on getting onto the plebbit front page

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>>39607161
>bought a dildo and chastity cage last month
>have an online bf that forces me to send him photos
>things keep escalating
How do I stop this? I'm not even gay!

>>39638040
It's not gay if you look at a girl at some point while your cage is on, trust me you're fine. Not gay at all bro.

>>39638040
send me those pictures. I'll save you from him

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>>39638095
Thanks for the support. Stupid roasties, if only one of them dated me when I was in high school things wouldn't go this way

>>39638171
I'm not a slut!

>>39638216
mmhmm sure you're not.

I bet you're locked up and playing with that dildo right now you horny animal.

No need to be so coy about it

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>>39638352
of course I'm horny, 4 days without cumming already, this is too much

>>39638429
There isn't a cage on your butt. Get cracking if you want to cum that badly. You're enough of a slut to get off without your dick, I can tell.

i'm going to cum with my butt tonight

what should i do to make it better

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>>39638487
I'm not good enough with it to do that, I guess I'll have to keep training

>>39638630
Lube and a clean bunghole

>>39638659
i know that! i always cum when i do

>>39638630
Take your time. Don't stop until your pussy is sore.
Don't get too excited and cum early.

Also. Be my boyfriend you dirty boy! Do it!

>>39638712
you can be my boyfriend if you are sweet and also pound my butt

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>this entire thread
y tho

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Fuck you guys. I just bought $200 worth of thigh-high socks, lube, and dildos. It better be everything you're making it out to be.

>>39638732
I'm both of those things.
Where are you from?

>>39638868
i'm near san jose

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>>39607161
it's kindof degenerate senpai, but yeah i know that feel

>>39638891
I live in San Jose as well. How is life treating you here?

>>39638932
oh wow

now that it's much cooler, it's treating me pretty well!

>>39638866
>thigh-high socks
?

So do most of you want to be the sissy or do the fucking?

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>>39639128
I'm sure he's doing it for """"cosplay"""".

>>39639167
I want a bf who I can fug and who will fug me. Since I'm very tall, decently masc, and have a pretty big benis I'll probably end up topping more though. Not too into sissies.

>>39639332
>and have a pretty big benis
p-p-post it!

>>39639359
It isn't post worthy. Just shy of 7.5". Nothing special, but well above average.

>>39607161
>tfw I desperately want this but have absolutely no motivation to do it unless I'm doing it for someone

I'm a filthy disgusting masochistic slut that wants to be humiliated and degraded but unless I'm doing it for someone I just have no motivation to do it. Then most people I get with don't want anything near that so it just never happens.

>>39639479
>Just shy of 7.5".
>nothing special

>tfw 6" dicklet

>>39638932
so....

are you going to pound my butt?

>>39639649
Sorry, crippling fear of commitment and intimacy.

>>39639669
that's totally understandable, don't worry

>>39639649
>tfw not close enough to pound your butt

Any fags in kansas?

>>39639707
do you actually want to pound it in real life or are you pretending to?

S U N N Y V A L E

>>39639852
late reply but said pounding would be determined by likeability and cuteness

>>39640597
That is uhm

Exactly where I am

>>39633284
Hey don't give up. Small dicks deserve love too!

>>39633798
Hey, didn't you promise to post stories when you came back to the thread? Come on anon, I need to fap really bad!

One more bump for this quality robot thread!

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>>39642971
>quality robot thread

>>39639167
I want to be the sissy. Too bad I'm 6'1". Also I'm too ashamed about these feelings to actually seek anything out. I'll either die alone or somehow find a gf who makes me feel normal. I'm going to die alone

sluts post discord

>>39643404
I know these feels anon but I have it even worse, I want to be a small cute guy from a dom pegging gf but
>6'0
>dom women aren't real

>>39607161
Anon please tell me you have a discord

post discord so I can ERP with you sluts

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>>39644708
>dom women aren't real
There has to be a few out there. I refuse to lose hope and fully succumb to the gay.

>>39644859
>There has to be a few out there.
Even if there are, there's more horrible thots out there simply pretending to be doms for attention and money than real doms, especially ones that are taller than me, fit and into pegging.

>>39644884
>simply pretending to be doms for attention and money than real doms
Wew, I guess I'm going to sleep sad with a little less hope tonight. I hope you can find a qt fit dom gf to peg you anon. I'm sure there's one out there for you. Hopefully you find her so at least one of us doesn't fall to the gay.