My greentext stories ?

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I got more to share if anyone care.

Yeah I'd read some more why not

>>39605544
Please do share some more

>>39605544
Post some more anon.

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>After rejection, take a good look of myself in the mirror
>I had a pedostash like pic related
>First time I ever shave in my life
>Try to fix myself, get some good cloth
>Still trying to emulate someone who girl might be interested in.
>People in school realize I shaved
>Get confidence boost
>At this point, i'd say I was a solid 6/10 looking guy
>Gave up doyoulookgood
>There was this blond girl in school, shy looking, quiet, slim, braces. 8/10.
>Look at her for weeks. Have a huge crush on her.
>She always was with these 2 other chick, one brunette, 7/10, and this other fat chick who was a 2/10 on her best day.
>Muster up the courage to go talk to the blonde. Mostly because she was 2 years younger and felt less pressure because of that.
>Feel like a robot inside, disconnect myself from reality, all i'm doing is faking a guy who girls might be attracted to.
>Hyper conscious, everything is where it should be, where my arms are, how I am placed, how I talk.
>Tells her I find her super good looking and that I was interested in knowing her.
>She tells me no, politely, because her friend has a crush on me and that she can't betray her.
>ask her which friend
>the fat one

I though at that time that no one normal would ever wants me. It was nice from the fat chick, I didn't insult her or anything, I just told her that I have nothing for her because I though she looked like my sister (which was true, somewhat).
I got more the the story if anyone wanna hear.

>>39605894
Did you ever notice any interest from the fat girl? If not, then I'm sorry to break it to you anon, but she might have just used her friendship as a soft way to reject you.

>>39605972
Fat girl really had a crush on me, here the next part of that story.

>The only friend I had at the time at school, who was really ugly, started dating the fat chick
Later he told me that the fat chick only dated him because she wanted me to feel jealous or something, but he wasn't mad.
>So, My friend and me started hanging out with the 3 chicks.
>Always faking someone i'm not, trying to talk a lot, being autisticly self conscious. listening to them. responding with intelligent answers. All that seems super fake to me and I feel stupid inside.
>Ask blonde girl again after some time if she still doesn't want to date me
>She say a categorically no
>Feel crushed
>There was this carnival that was in town for the weekend, and we all decide to go there as a group.
>Try to be close to blonde girl, but she reject me
>Somewhat ended up in the ferris wheel with the brunette
>We're alone and talking, she seems nice, outgoing and extroverted. The total opposite of me.
>Being an autistic faggot, that moment made me crush on her like crazy.
>Come back home, talk to her on msn.
>Talk with her for weeks, things are going smooth.
>My friend dumped the fat girl and tells me he has a crush on brunette
>ohno.jpeg
>Decide to make my move before him, tell brunette I have a crush on her
>SHE FUCKING SAY SHE HAS A CRUSH ON ME TOO
>I feel overjoyed
>All my hard work finally payed off
>It was last day of school after I messaged her
>At the end of the last day of school, I was outside with brunette on a bench, she pulled me there.
>She kiss me
>Felt good
>We kiss for 30 min
>Later that week, I go to her house
>We kiss in her backyard, meet her parent, everything go smooth
>2 days later, my mom separate from her boyfriend and we're moving back to the city (which was 7 hours drive from where we lived)
>Talk to the girl for a week and never see her again

That was crushing, by the time I was back in montreal I was 19 and no longer kissless. Brunette got a new bf some time after.

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I got alot more if some anons what to listen.

>>39606273
Post that shit, I'm hooked

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>>39606348
Thx anon.

>Mom kick me of the house after we moved to montreal
>I was back in the great city where my old friend was
>Go live with him
Still today, he's still my best friend. You don't need a huge social network, only 1 good guy.
>Finally with good internet, It was was during BC in wow
>Best moment of my life playing that game
>He had a girlfriend that he got from doyoulookgood
>Start going back to that shit and talk to girls to get more confident
>My friend is 4/10 with bad acne, she's fat but a solid 8/10 for a fat girl.
>Start hanging out with his gf's group of friend
>1 gay dude, 1 lesbo, 1 ugly girl
>We go in club sometime
>Still faking being someone i'm not, easier because I just moved back from somewhere else, so it feel less awkward inside
>lesbo girl want to dance with me for fun
>Being a robot, any girl that give me attention will result in me failing deeply in love with them
>Talk to her on msn, try to date her, she laugh and says she's 100% lesbo
>Depressed
>Our group go in a park to get drunk for a special day
>I get super drunk, same with lesbo girl and we kiss all night. I think I jumped on her and she let me do it.
>The next day when we're sober, she tells me it's flattering, but we'll never go further because she's lesbo
>Still wanna dance with me when we go to the club

In the end, I finally got rid of my crush for her. These moment were important, it taught me to relax more around girl and to stop being a huge robot and fall in love with all of them. But I was almost 20 yo and a virgin, I really didn't want to hit 20 a virgin and it was a huge weight on my shoulders.

Anyone interested in more stories ?

>>39606273
Yeah, go on anon, you've got my attention.

>>39606600
Yeah, go get them off your chest anon. Why do you keep posting dogs though?

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>>39605894
>braces. 8/10.

>>39606703
Some girls can pull it off and look cute, only some though

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>>39606620
Why not ?

>Things aren't going well.
>Got kicked out of my job and might not be able to pay my friends mom.
I was living with his mom, and was paying 50$ a week to live with her.
>No gf, no sign of gf.
>Still have some savings
>Go to a park again to get drunk for a special day
>the ugly girl from the group invite her friend
>I get the impressing that everyone hate the friend of ugly girl, and that she invited herself and ugly girl had no choice
>Go to park, friend is there also
>She's super hyper, act like a baby and in need of attention, a 5/10, let's call her Kath
>I get what they we're saying now
>She still nice, just a little bit annoying
>The night end and we got back to my friend house all together
>Still forcing myself to be social, feels less awkward
>We're around the table and drinking, Kath grabs my hand and smile at me
>I smile back, it feels nice.
>The nigh end, she ask me if I wanna go to her house
>Says yes
I was still faking being social, but realized that I was getting good at it. I guess that's why some girl started noticing me ?
>Go in her basement and we kiss
>We talk, when we're alone, she's normal. She just transform into a baby when there's people around us.
>Stay at her parent's home for a month
>Get to have more sexual experience
>after 3 weeks, she give me a handjob
>She doesn't want me to touch her or lick her because she says she got raped or some shit she made up
>Still want to fuck me tho
>I can't never get hard for sex
>One morning, when i'm hard from morning wood, tell her if she wanna have sex
>She say yes
>Put on a condom, enter her and cum in 30 second
>Most awkward experience of my life
>2 days later, she kick me out of her house and got a new boyfriend from her work.

And that's how I lost my virginity, I was 20 yo about to turn 21. I still don't regret it though. It was a valuable experience.

Want me to keep going ?

>>39607076
Yeah, no need to ask anon.

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>I had no money
>Luckily, my mom told me to come back living with her, because she felt bad about kicking me and stealing some of my money, (but that's another story.)
She felt guilty, because she kicked me, I couldnt finish school, so she wanted me to go with her so I could finish school.
>I was demolished from past gf
>I cried for a month like a faggot
>Got on with it by going back to doyoulookgood
>Start dating aggressively from that site
>I was getting suuuper good at faking being a normal human being
>I think I got 6 dates in total from that site ?
>First one was an ugly fat 1/10 girl, that had a cropped picture of herself, never got caught.
>I had a good looking picture of me at the time, TOTALLY didn't resemble me IRL.
Pic related. That was me when I was 20. It took me 2 hours to take a picture that was somewhat good. I used photoshop to play with the light and made it so that it was only good looking. Like I said, I was getting good at playing this game. God I wish I could go back there and punch myself in the face.
>Was mass spamming girls on doyoulookgood to add them on msn and chat with em.
>There was this girl I add, lets name her Raph.
>She was super funny and not like the others
>I felt like I could be more true to myself.
>Felt more like friendship
>Was going on first date with other girls meanwhile and told her that if it didn't work, she would be my backup plan.
>no other girl touched me since Kath
>was 21 and desperate for GF or girl attention to get back from past relationship (if you can call it that).
>I went on first date with other girls, always telling this Raph girl that she was my B plan if shit happens
>She always laugh it off, she was going on first date too with other guys and calling me her B plan too.
>It was the first girl I told I was huge in video games
>It was the first girl I told I felt like a loser, that I really told how I felt inside
>Didn't matter to her

cont.

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>after 4 months of unfruitful dates on doyoulookgood, I finally ask this raph girl out
>She say's yes
>She always told me that she had a deformity on her face, that she was not normal.
>I was somewhat scared of seeing her for the first time
>Met her late that night, went to the park, and then to mcdonald
>She's a good 9/10, but she had heavy makeup, the kind of makeup that make the face super white, as to hide something behind
Pic related, this was her.

Anyone is reading ? I don't want to keep going if that's not the case.

>>39605533
1. hypergamy is real
2. Women aren't worth the risk reward factor
3. It pisses women off when they realize men don't want them.

>>39608029
Yes, I hope you have a happy ending.

Why didn't you just type it out ahead of time instead of writing it now?

>>39608029
Yes we're reading keep posting

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>I get to know this Raph girl more and more
>Get more intimate
>More dates
>One day, after what seems to be 3 months of dating, ask her to come at my house and watch a movie
>I remember being shy as fuck, being super scared of messing it up. I was no longer faking being another person and was no longer in control.
>After the movie, we lay on my bed
>I gather the courage and I ask her what she thinks about me
>She say she likes me, and ask me the same
>I tell her I like her too very much
>Some silence later, she grab my hand and pull me to herself while putting her back to me, spooning.

It was the best moment of my life

>>39608302
Is there more or are you just telling us you're happy now.

If that's the case well done anon its nice to see happy people.

Dude, learn to fucking type faster

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>Invite her to my house again
>We end up kissing each other
>I touch her body
>She touches me
>We end up naked in my bed
>We're doing sex (My 2nd time, her 1st time)
>It was nice, It lasted maybe 6 minutes
>fall asleep
>The morning after, when I wake up, I ask her word for word:
>"Hey, do you wanna be, like, my girlfriend?"
>She says yes
>There's more date, more sex
>Feels great
>Some months later, i'm at her house
>I have never seen her without her makeup
>She says she has some kind of birthmark
>that she has to wear makeup, that she can't be seen without it.
>I pressure her that I wanna see her without makeup
>She finally agreed
>She tells me to wait in her living room
>Then, after what seems to be 10 minutes, she tells me to come int he kitchen
>She was there, in the dark.

cont.

>be a autistic malfunctioning robot
>old friend wants to come over with 2 chicks
>get really drunk before anyone arrives
>wake up with naked fat chick
>she gives me a blowjob and thanks for last night
>fat chick leaves and throw up all over my apartment
>find a bottle of vodka, get shitfaced and browse 4chan

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>I go forward and open the light in the kitchen
>She was there, crying with no makeup
>The birthmark wasn't pretty, but it was nowhere ugly or deformation
Pic related, her without makeup
>I tell her she's pretty and kiss her
>She start crying like a baby

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>picture after 2 years of relashionship

not op
>in 8th grade
>think it's time to get a gf
>have pictures of all of the girls in class ranked on my pc
>decide to message the second girl in beauty rankings
>have a casual conversation with her on the internet
>says to make sure to say hi to her at school
>at school
>with friends waiting for class to start
>she arrives with her friends (our classmates- girls)
our class was strangely divided like we never actually talked with the girls. There was never a group of guys+girls.
>don't say anything to her all day
>return home message her again
>repeat the same for like 1 week
>haven't even talked to her at school
>been saving up allowance to ask her out on a date
>day finally comes
>message her on the internet
>she doesn't respond
>never talk to her again

I still cringe when I remember this, it hurts, but I don't regret it. It was a lesson for me before I found 4chan and learned more about life. Which lead me to avoid making more cringey mistakes like this. Since then I never bothered to ask a girl out. Well there was this one time, but it was an internet dating site and she said "why not go somewhere else instead of a restaurant" and I said no, so It's not a rejection.

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I've been with her for 10 years now. Most amazing girl I've ever been with. She's relax enough to go out without makeup and barely use it anymore.
I don't know why i'm sharing these. I guess I share the pain of fellow robot who are like me when I was your age.

I don't know how or where I transition from being a virgin faggot robot to one who has a girlfriend, but I hope my story will give hope to anyone reading.

>>39608944
on another note I had like 40 fap folders of pictures of girls from my school. I also had folders of the teachers and people I knew as well. Only females though, I'm not a gay.
The one thing I regret in life is deleting them because I fell for the no fap meme. I had some really good pictures of ass shots of my classmates and teachers. Well can't be helped now, I can fap to the memories of them.

What a nice story, OP. I'm happy you managed to tackle anxiety and find a person that loves you for who you are

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>>39608979
you should marry her, OP
Thanks for sharing your story

fuck, it's good to see a happy guy on this board

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>>39609065
Marriage isn't normal since the 60's. It's not like in the US.
I don't know anyone who got married.

>>39609401
nice story op thanls for sharing- gives me hope of my future ;^)

>>39605533
can i go to anon
>>744586613 (OP)
>be in high school 2007
>11th grade first day
for back stories i failed my algebra in 9th and 10th grade
>go into school
>walk into algebra class and some kids see me
>get made fun of
>school ends and i leave and retreat into my house and WoW
>end up going through 11th grade friendless, rarely talk and get a 2.1 gpa
>fail german regents and various other tests
>1 on ap test
.pass algebra though
>12th grade
>finally get to geometry
>end up getting a C as my highest grade all year
>end up failing final
>fuckthis.jpg
>drop out
>no diploma
>NEET for 8 years going on
>literally sit on muh pc in a trailer in literally where Kentucky
>get money from mom and NEETbux
>i sit on pc for 13 hours
>walk around fields for a little looking for foods
>either eat eggs from my hens, get dollar meal at mcdicks (i have to ride a bike to get to it) or go hungry
>dont have a working toilet
>pc has been the same since 06

where did it go so wrong?

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>>39609825
I feel you.
The only difference between you and me is the gf.
I guess I learned shits from being somebody im not.
By that I mean, forcing myself being somebody i'm not didn't allowed me to get a gf, but gave me the experience to get one myself.

Other than that, i'm a failure to society, got no real work related skill and still play WoW to this day at 30 years of age.
I still feel like a awkward robot inside and have problem talking to other normally.
When I really have to be social, I still have, what I call, my "alter ego" that is super social. But it is super forced and I feel bad afterward. It's hard to explain.
Atleast I have a gf to share this with, that loves me for who I am.

>>39608723
That's it? What the fuck is wrong with this woman? She looks fine.

>>39609940
Why aren't you married, anon?

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>>39610036
It might be because of the lighting. It is called a port-wine stain. It is suppose to be purple and it somewhat common. (just google "port-wine stain" and check image)
She was receiving treatment too, it is now much better.

>>39608723
id fuck
>origignal comment

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>>39610071
Christanity has been dead since the 60's, so it is no longer common for 2 people to get married.
It is not a symbol of love where I live.

>>39610095
She still looks fine. It probably looked brighter when she was young, and she got low self-esteem even when it mellowed out. Only explanation I can think of.
>>39610136
Sad to hear.

>>39606703
braces are qt, faggot

>>39608979
good stuff anon, I'm happy for you guys