>Go to asian massage parlor for second time ever
>Expect the same old asian bitch to come jerk me off
>Actually unexpectedly get a young mid-20s (but near-skelly mode) asian named Zeina
>She spoke more english than anyone there ever
>Takes me to the back and starts oiling me up
>Says I'm the youngest guy that has ever gone to one of those places
>It just hit me that this is where old dudes who can't get laid go to get off
>Anyways she starts rubbing my ass and says "You have big ass, you go to gym?"
>Say yeah
>She says in broken english "I thought gym make it less fat. You like fried chicken?"
>What
>(I'm black)
>"When I was 3 or 4 girls say fried chicken make your butt big and I say 'no you lie'"
>Wait what
>"Anyway you flip"
>Fuck it I'll just flip get my dick beaten and leave
>She notices one of my tattoos (armyfag)
>"Tattoo is for bad boys yes? You used to be in gang? Haha I am joking"
>Keep laughing it off
>We smile at each other
>She can't look in my eyes without cracking a smile and looking away
>Eventually she starts jacking me off
>"I want you to cum for me baby"
>What turned out to be a soulless handjob by an old chinese girl escaping the clutches of Mao has turned erotic QUICK
>Blow a massive load
>green text story too long so i don't wanna finish it since no ones reading it anyways
>>39605327
use a black wojak next time, nigger
Coloreds stick to colored threads, don't make me wade in your filth.
>>39605366
I can use white wojaks if I want you fucking faggot
>i will never get a handjob by a mid-20s asian girl
>>39605419
DO NOT CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE MY WHITE WOJAKS U ROBOT ROODYPOO REEEEEE
>>39605735
Put your mind to it, you'll succeed, don't give up dude
I want to go to one of these but am broke hikkineet with no driving skills and it would probably cost too much for full sex
>tfw no fund where robots contribute a couple bucks each to help each other get laid