How poor are you?
>tfw eating butter on crackers for lunch
>>39603815
that's a comfy fucking snack
enjoy it anon
it's the little things that really matter in life
>>39603815
You're not suppose to eat a shit ton of food constantly. Fasting is a normal part of life.
Just repeat that lie to yourself every night.
>>39603815
I do that too sometimes with only water when I don't have tea.
Also way less butter.
Welcome to being poor as fuck I guess.
Third worlder here.
I'm down to my last case of la croix and I'm only having sushi 3 times a week now. Have to tighten my belt until the new year.
>>39603815
I have toast with peanut butter and banana for breakfast and greek yogurt with 2 spoons of granola for dinner. rarely hungry desu.
Yo stick some honey on that shit nigger
>>39603984
That sounds gross
>buy rice (cheap af)
>cook them
>drain the water
>add the butter to the rice instead of the cracker
>leave for half a minute and then mix it up
enjoy your cheap and filling creamy rice
I went over to a friends house that always has Taylor Swift blaring so I could have his left over hamburger.
>>39604025
>he has money for affording gas
>>39603815
>windows shaking, car alarms going off because shitty spic trap/rap music BLARING right outside
>this happens every 40 minutes or so
thats how poor i am. i need to get the fuck out of this neighborhood. cities were a mistake and the bronx needs to be nuked
>>39604054
okay then buy oats. Cheap as well and you dont need to cook it. You can eat them like cereal if you can afford milk
>>39603815
>week old microwaved rice, eggs and water
>>39603815
You're not legit poor until you're doing that with crackers you saved from the ER going to the hospital as a homeless person with a made-up ailment to get out of the rain lol.
>>39604110
>he has money for flushing the toilet cause whole fiber
Using dishsoap instead of bar soap in the shower
I get 4 pound bags of uncooked dried beans at walmart for $2 along with uncooked boxes of brown rice on sale for $1 a pound and bulk ground beef on sale for less than $2 a pound.
I soak the beans overnight and then cook all that shit together in four big as stew pots all day with whatever cheap spices I have laying around.
When its done I let it cool and put it in a crapload of gallon sized ziploc bags and freeze it. Every week I take out a ziploc bag to thaw out and eat for all meals for the week. It gets old fast but is literally pennies a meal, I spend less than $20 a month on food this way. Sure its not 100% healthy but its still better than what 90% of this planets population gets.
go to /ck/ my bro
You can live of 50 bux a month comfortably
>>39603815
I can spend no money this month on anything since I had to pay my university.
I container my food.
I commute by bike.
Job starts next week.
At least I am not in debt...
>>39604213
Hallo Bernd.
>>39603815
Somewhere between loaded and destitute. My parents have a shit ton of money and own a successful business but beyond paying my rent they expect me to pay for everything else and I work for a family friend who pays me good but I'm too lazy too work most days so I work just enough to afford alcohol and mmo subs.
>>39604341
hallo berndi
>tfw too lazy to go get the butter
I'm not actually poor, I'm not minted, but I get by more than comfortably enough.
>>39604150
>tfw you genuinely try to help anon out
>he's just shitposting
idk what I was expecting
>>39603815
Look at this FatCat, flaunting his cracker-based wealth, while I have to expend precious calories licking lentil drippings from the trash bin outside the restaurant.
And, as an added insult, he eats it with enough butter to feed my family for a month! Does his hubris know no bounds?
>>39603815
Why the crackers? Just toast some bread and butter it. Fcking delicious
>>39605089
I've no bread
>>39603815
i had a can of green peas
and buckwheat with sour cream
>>39603815
you ain't fooling me with those bougie crackers, cunt.
Eat popcorn instead dude.
>>39605196
bread is usually cheaper than crackers.
Rice is cheaper than bread.
slow cooker cooker of black beans cooking right now niggers
plenty of rice to go with it
mfw i'm better off food wise than most of earth's current population
>butter
>not margarine
yeah, you're not poor
>>39603815
Shit man, is it already end of month for you? You're supposed to eat buterbrod with bread
>>39603815
>using old ruined socks instead of a mop, because you can't afford a mop.
>washing your hands and taking showers without soap
>washing dishes by hand with diluted bleach because you can't afford dish soap or a dish-washer
>using toilet paper you stole from a restroom