Turns out it's not just about the handshake.It's also about going up to the manager, staring him in the eye, and asking him for a career at his company. Now get out there champ!
>>39601682
What if I need a summer internship dad? Does a similar method apply?
>>39601706
>"Sorry, but based on your inability to 'crack the coding interview' we have determined that you lack the technical expertise to intern for our company. Better luck next year!"
>>39601755
Who are you and how the fuck did you get into my home. Quit interrupting my heart to heart conversation with my dad you stupid fucking hole
>>39601768
You know buddy, she's got a point. Maybe if you spent time working on interview questions like Chinese Keith you'd be good enough for Google.
>>39601900
Please dad, you are so focused on helping me out you failed to notice that this plastic whore isn't even a manager at all! I'm not so low that I would shake the hand of someone below manager! Dad, I need you to handle this woman with your years of experience while I scour the office for the manager! Please have faith in me Dad! You have trained me well, and now my final test is before me!