shit normies say >oh my gosh

>>39598671
>using the Lord's name in vain
Enjoy hell, fedora.

Shit normies say
>shit normies say

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>D as in Dog, A as in...

>>39598694
>people casually tell God to go to hell when minor shit happens to them

>>39598671
>What music do you listen to?
>Have you heard that song Despacito?
>*dabs*
>I'm a gamer too! My favourite games are Call of Duty and FIFA
>England is my city
>What? you use a computer to play games?
>*laughs at minions*
>Yeah I'm like totally a nerd I go on reddit all the time!
>Add me on Snapchat
>How many likes do you have on your profile picture?
>I hate Donald Drumpf so much he is just so raciss
>Why haven't you got a girlfriend yet anon?
>*spins fidget spinner*
>Im going to be a rapper/singer when I'm older
>Have you seen the new season of Im a celebrity get me out of here?
>What's a Normie?
>What? my name's not Chad

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>tfw developed a habit of saying oh my god with a feminine/gay intonation from gossiping with my sister
>mfw seeing the look on peoples faces afterwards

>>39598750
Have to be a fucking normie to list all that shit.

>>39598785
I usually browse normiebook on my way to school so I know what normies are like by now

>>39598712
>tfw default to NATO phonetic
>normies think I'm either ex-military or I have to explain it
>only know it because dad was army and taught me
why are they like this

>>39598694
>worshipping a god that punishes people with eternal suffering for talking shit about him

>using "universe" as an omniscient entity
>eg: "the universe hates me today", "the universe provides"
We get it you're an anthiest.
Yet you're aware of a higher order.
Make up your mind

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>>39598694
I...I can't stop myself from doing it, anon. I curse the Lord's name every single day. I'm not even a native speaker but I've grown into the habit of mumbling "Jesus fuck" or "Jesus fucking Christ" every time something goes wrong

How do I stop it please?

>>39598928
Easiest way is to make an effort and regulate yourself to saying something else like "jeez" or "fucking hell" instead

its easier to just use profanity instead of "Jesus Christ" or "Oh my God" but you can regulate yourself to saying something else

>>39598694
>Swearing
Enjoy Heck, hat man.

>>39598980
I'll try. I'm not even religious but it feels wrong desecrating religion

>>39598845
Don't talk shit about God then you fucking fedora dumbass. You could at least be grateful considering the fact that he created you,gave you dominion over animal and gave us the internet so I could school you about how much of an idiot you are for not being grateful.
Enjoy Hell, fedora.

>>39599030
i doubt skybro really gives a fuck about how I reference his name when I'm frustrated
pretty sure he can tell the difference between malice and mistake honestly.

>>39599055
You should be killed for calling your creator SkyBro. If this were the past you would not be talking to me over the internet I would be about to hang you for treason. My kind has killed a million non believing peasants throughout the ages before I was born. Think yourself lucky we live in those times no longer. And thank God for it roach.

Now let's play shit normies hear
>I love you

>>39599095
Didn't the sky wizard tell you to Love Thy Neighbor?

>>39599125
You're not my neighbor I do not love heathens and gay people should be stoned to death and you wouldn't be this assmad about The Mighty Lord God unless you were in fact gay yourself.

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>>39598671
shit normies say
>normie

>>39599109
now i am sad

sloppy wet and dry

>>39599160
hallelujah

gods be praised

>>39598750
What's wrong with Fifa?

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>>39598720

gods not real tho

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>>39599030
>god gave us the internet
I'm pretty sure the guys who invented it did that bro.

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>>39598671
>IiteralIy
I can always identify normalfags when I hear/read this word, and it's always used wrong.

>I spent the whole day cleaning, I must have OCD
>I'm shy about talking in front of a group of people, I must have severe anxiety
>I'm sad, I must have depression
Bonus round:
>I used to have [mental disorder], all you have to do is realise that it's all in your head

>>39599404
>that last one
well fuck
also
>just take the meds anon, the doctor says they work!

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>>39599457
The three on the top are wrong. Bone structure differs by race.

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>>39599457
>White, Black, Asian skulls the same

>>39599498
>>39599501
>being like unironically racist

>>39599030
Fuck your kike god, nigger

>>39599693
it's true though retard

>>39599705
ugh, it's not
i bet you voted trump

>>39599708
Forensic analysts can literally determine race and gender from skeletons

>>39599731
And from what you're typing I can determine you're stupid, sweety :)

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>>39599387
I fucking hate this because if you try and correct it suddenly you're a cunt and a grammar nazi.

>Hey do you watch Rick and Morty?

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>>39599906
just because it's popular doesn't make it terrible. But you can be as much as a special snowflake for hating it as you want i guess.

>>39598671
I say it because I don't want to take the lord's name in vein. On a related note, sometimes I scream nigger when something goes wrong and no one is home and I don't wanna hurt God's feelings

>>39598845
talk shit get hit compadre

>gaw daaam
>nam sayin
>naw mean

>>39598671
>shit normies say
"muh normies"

>>39600168
>it sticks to yo' ribs

FUCKING WHY YOU CUNT HOW THE FUCK DOES A MEAL BYPASS YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM COMPLETLY AND STICK TO YOUR RIBS I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE

>>39599925
>furfag
>watches rick & morty
>thinks his opinions matter and that he should be validated as a human being

you're failure and you should most likely kill yourself on the spot

>>39599925
Not him

>just because it's popular doesn't make it terrible
You're right, it just means that it's more likely to be terrible. There are two ways that someone can achieve popularity, it can either be so good that it appeals to everyone or pander to the largest demographic. The latter is obviously more likely.

>>39600397
i just love how every one of the plots so far is some sort of story structure boner kill.

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>>39600395
>is on /r9k/
nigga nothing matters and you're just as inconsiquent

>>39600424
I just got redirected here from /r/4chan

>>39600437
i don't beleive you but okay.

>>39598671
>oh snap
this was partially my fault, i did it around my cousins like twice after watching thats so ravem and they thought i was semi cool, so they went on saying it non stop. they only recently quit it after like 9 years of constant "oh snap"

>>39600460
oh snap, i used to have the same problem

>>39598671
>Dead ass
I swear to fucking god, man.

>>39598671
Saying anything is normie.
True robots have no need for communication.

>>39599693
>Like
>Unironically
>Calling scientific proof "racist"
Normie get out, get out normie.

>>39600539
go back to /pol/, alt right scum

>>39599160
fuck your god normie
>unironically believing in magic