Bone chilling sentences

>>39598568
>come here I need to talk to you

>>39598568
>hey anon let me see your computer for a minute

>So where do you Iive?

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>anon why are you so quiet all the time
Reeeee why do they fucking care.

>>39598568
When I was in middle school and I had virtually no friends, I used to put my head down at my own lunch table so I didn't have to look at the normies and hate life. One day a bunch of stacys came up and asked if I was feeling okay, and I said yes. No other Stacy has even looked at or acknowledged me since.

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>When your old acquaintance gives you a black person handshake and you forgot how
>they realize you've changed

>>39598639
this boils my blood, you're not entitled to me entertaining you, fuck off

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>hey anon,can i come over to your house?

>>39598666
>when diversity is revealed as unnatural, unnecessary, and Satanic
Based Kek

>wow I remember you. we were best friends in elementary. so how's life?

>>39598649
i've had that happen before except they started mocking me and asking why i look so sad

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>>39598568
>hey anon. you okay?

no. im not.

>>39598568

>What's in this weird folder over here anon? I think I need to talk to someone about this.

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>Why are you so quiet?
>What jobs have you applied too?
>Can I come over?
>What do you work with?
>Do you have a gf/kids?
>Where are you going on vaccation?
>How much do you really drink?
>You look depressed.
>You should spend more time outside, see some people (my psychologist).

>so uh, what do you want to do after all... this?

>You made me cry
Also that isn't original....

>What are your passions?
Or alternatively
>what do you do
grocery clerk
>no, I mean what do you DO

Why can't being a grocery clerk be enough for these people, just because they have to be mountain climbers or "musicians" to escape the terrible mundanity of everyday life doesn't mean all people have to. I'm nothing and I know it, at least I don't have to pathetically cling to the pretense of being "something" like stupid goddamn normies. Kys you fucking sheep who think you're wolves

i must have got

>why dont you talk

about 10 different times in high school

>>39599002
Fuck I got that one once. Not pleasant.

>anon take those earphones off and socialize for a little while please, are you even trying?

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>"Hey, Anon, [Roastie] likes you!"

>>39598568
>you have to talk to people and go out if you want to get anywhere in this business
No shit, but have you ever spoken to these kinds of people and worked in my field? How am I supposed to get ahead if most of them around me don't take their work seriously or flake on me last minute after we start working on something?

>>39598568
> So, what are you doing this weekend?

Has this sentence ever been followed by them inviting you somewhere? Every time they ask me, it's like all they want is to tell me about the amazing plans they have to just rub it in my face.

>>39599437
That's usually a trap to make stacies fun of you. Glad I never fell for that, roasties BTFO

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>are you a virgin?

Oh no . . . Ha ha

>>39599002
Whyd they say that anon?
Captcha: NUBES STOP

>I need everyone to form groups

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>Are you telling me that this is supposed to be funny?

>Okay, who wants to go first? How about... Anon!

>>39599658
I always liked to go first so I could fuck off for the rest of class

BONE SHATTERING COMING THROUGH

>Why do you walk funny?/you walk funny
>I always thought you had a bad fashion sense but damn (while wearing jeans+1 shirt)
>Anon! There's a weird lump on the back of your head... oh wait its just your skull shape
>You look tired, did you get enough sleep? (when feeling perfectly awake)

And the worst

>Absolutely fine, sitting/standing feeling content, when suddenly
>OMG ANON ARE YOU OKAY???

>cmon anon, let's dance!

>>39598568
my native languish is spanish so none of these sentences make me feel anything. They sound like taken out of a stereotypical american teenagers movie

>>39599757
That's typically all we know here. Did you see how we handled Death Note?

>Don't worry anon
>Tell me what's wrong
>Im not like the others
>I'm not going anywhere
>You can trust me

I always fall for the same fucking meme. Every time I trust someone enough to share serious shit with I get ghosted or they space them self more and more

>>39598568
> tfw girls in class all add me on snap
> they send me pics with gn
> too lazy to reply
> next day they say you don't use Snapchat a lot, do you?

>>39600944
> tfw just recieved a snap again

>post a picture of yourself
I want to die every time this is said.

>>39599437
Soul crushing. Chads used to always come up to me in middle school and tell me that one of them wanted to be my boyfriend. I always knew they were joking and that alone was what made me first want to kill myself, no joke

>>39598666
Fucking this
You know they're thinking you're an uncle Tom, but it's only because you've had barely any physical contact or friends for the majority of your life

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>Hey, Anon! You're pretty cute, whats your number?

I know your fucking game, bitch; you're just playing on easymode to get ready for hardmode, and I'm the easymode-uggo.

>hey anon you could smile more often
>hey anon why are you so silent

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>"What's that smell?"
Yes, I was that kid who had extremely bad hygiene.
Orginal commdjdjxjxjxjxjxjxx

>>39601315
>>39601333
what the heck have you done anon??? nice trips!

>so where do you work?
>where ya livin' these days?

>>39599437

I fell for this once in middle school.

>"Anon Stacey likes you!, she wants to meet up in the stairwell before our next class"
>O-oh fuck, ok I'll go
>Go to stairwell
>During class shifts so it's crowded as fuck, surely she must be just trying to make her way right?
>Wait and wait
>Stairs and hall get emptier and emptier
>Realize
>Be late to class
>Several of those girls laughing

I'm so glad I wasn't aware of what was really happening to me, I'm a numb husk now sure, but a kid doesn't deserve that.

>>39601333
Do you shower regularly now?

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>Who called you?

Whenever someone takes a dig at my aspergers or mental health it sends chills down my spine because it's a reminder that I am not normal and never will be.

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>>39599873
That's so sad, I'm sorry anon. I know how it feels..

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>You're odd y'know that?

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>>39602296
kek, robot gotta learn stuff things and be always paranoid,
>be me
>middle school
>roatie telling to one of her friend she think i look good, tell to her and her friend she look repugnant.
kek robot failling for "le stacy likes you meme"

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>>39602320
jesus christ this hurt.

>>39602434

>middle schooler having any idea what a robot is supposed to be

shut up dude

>>39602455
stfu cunt, it was years ago, you illiteral beta orbiter.

>you need to get out more its scary

I punched her in the face and got arrested.

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Tell someone the truth on a matter to help them whether it be how they act or some type of subject
>You are such a dick no wonder you are a loser with no friends hahaa

>>39602496
normie hate rough truth anon, all of them just want weed LMAO spring break and roastie pussy or worship their imaginary god.

>>39602532
I just dont get it i want to help them yet they get defensive we all have mistakes. We can atleast try bettering ourselves

>Anon, why did you stop contacting us?
>So what have you been doing with yourself since leaving school?
>Why don't you use a mobile?
>Why aren't you on social media, what do you do with your life?

>>39602565
bettering ourself meme.

>go to festival every year
>camp on friends lot
>always sit for an hour to think and basically just relax
>"Anon are you alright?"
>lol yes, are you asking because I sit here alone?

I have to explain every second person that I like to sit alone for a while. We laugh and that's it.

Anyone here ever sneak into the girls bathroom and jerk off all over the place licking the toilet bowls?

>>39598568
>*lack of laughter*

>>39598568
>So you still haven't got a job?
>What was your bestfriend like?
>What is your hobby?

I might remember more later.

>>39598568
>C'mere anon! Let me pour this ice water on you

>>39599624
GOD NO!!! NO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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>ok get into groups for the project. You are not allowed to be by yourself
Please dont

>>39601244
Oh shit this was me, I was always seen as the quiet one who somehow still stood out because of it.

>>39598609
yeah, this one

oregon

>>39598633
I always lie and say an apartment

yeah, I live at home though

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>>39598568
>haha hey anon whatcha doin on your phone?! ;p

>>39599624
I'm a 25 yr old return college student

I fucking hate groups projects/assignments with these little 18-21 yr old douchebags

>>39601333
soap and water ain't expensive, boss

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>Anon, could you move? You're in the frame.

>>39601374
yeah both of these are humiliating

>>39602838
fuck off, snowflake

sweet tye-dye shirt , bruhbruh

>>39603198
>Wow you're so pathetic anon.
>Oh, don't invite anon, he probably won't come anyway.
>You can choose your own partner for this group project
>People like you has no chance to be successful in life anon.
>Anon stop isolating yourself, you have to find and marry someone and have a family in the future, otherwise, your life will be miserable, you will die alone.
Say I won't live until retirement and will die to a fatal disease, or commit suicide anyway.
>You need someone to buy you the sleeping pill, or a noose for you to commit suicide anyway.

>>39603458
Please tell me you are not a spineless bastard and you did made a comeback to those comments

>oh I thought you were a freshman anon

>>39603410
This hurts really deep,man...

>"Fvck nigga"

>stop pulling faces and smile properly anon

Hurts worst when it's a well-meaning family member

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>Will you go out with me anon

>>39603423
I've been meeting new people lately and these questions keep being posed. it's literally hell for a 27 year old man.

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>phones for you anon
>>who is it
>idk

>>39598816
I hated that shit. What kind of fucking retard tries to invite themselves to someone elses house? If I wanted you in my house, I'd invite you myself.

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>we couldn't reattach your fingers

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>>39598639
Even as a cyborg i find this annoying as fuck

>>39599437
>'anon stacy likes you!'
>literally 9/10 plays for track team they must be fucking with me
>reply k
>'are you going to ask her out?'
>idk
>this goes on for at least 7 months
>occasionally make eye contact which I would turn away immediately
>never get the courage to say anything to her
>eventually she gets a chad bf and the other girl stops bothering me
fuck women.

I don't have a specific sentence, but being immediatly shut down with no mercy at all after an attempt to be funny feels like absolute shit.

>>39603777
NO anon aaahhh

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>>39599624
>I'm with anon
I always got saved by my vidya buddies in class

>>39598568
>Someone tries to pat my back or something.
>"OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL YOUR SPINE WTF IT HURTS HAHA"
Fuck off honestly.

>>39598568
>you're a sociopath anon
Doesn't really hurt but looking back they may have been on to something with that statement.

>>39599712

> ARE YOU OK?

> ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

Holy crud... a ton of people ask me this at totally random times when I'm doing totally fine. I'm not even fat or ugly, just less talkative than most normies.

>>39603777

> Nice digits...

uh, woops

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>>39603777
>>39603965

jesus christ on a cross

>>39603686
This

>Used to be extremely self-conscious about my lip size
>Not as self-conscious anymore, still can't tolerate pictures of me smiling, speaking or speaking

>>39602296
Something similar from back in high school...
>Working shitty after school job.
>cute co-worker, blonde, blue eyes, very pretty, whose name is unironically Stacy. (should of been a red flag)
>approaches me and presses a folded up piece of paper into my hand.
>Makes eye contact and says in a serious tone "Anon, dont read this until youre alone."
>(GULP!) "O-ok..."
>casually meander to a quiet corner, sweating, heart pounding...
>open the note with trembling hands and...
>its just a blank piece of paper.
>Ha-ha, you got me! Very funny...(FUCK YOU)

>are you still using that tindr flirt with that tameeka or lakeesha or laquandria or whoever? You need to date a girl on whether she actually likes you. Black girls only want you for your money and job.
There really is no difference between that and a white woman from my experience you racist asshole.
It's every single fucking time I see him too he does that shit.

>why do you look so mean all the time?

Bitch, thats just my normal face.

>>39604068
Literally cant smile on cue, like for pictures or when I know Im supposed to be smiling for whatever reason. Last picture I remember having been taken had to do over because my cousin looked at it and said "Jesus Anon, what the fuck is wrong with your face?" Looked like I was constipated and had been chewing on lemons.

>>39598972
> What?
> Multiple, but they told me I'm overqualified for that astronaut job at NASA, whatever that is
> Sure, just make sure you bring enough beer
> Things 'n' stuff, it's hard work...
> I'm actually 60 years old and have grandkids
> Ibiza, maybe backyard
> Wouldn't you like to know?
> I didn't until I saw you
> How about friday night?

>>39598568
Because I'm too poor to do anything else

>we have a warrant to search the premises

>how many times have you had sex?
>can i come over?
>why can't we be at your place?
>what are you doing during your freetime?
>what did you do this weekend?
>want to come to Staceys party?
>you seem like that type of person who watches netflix all day
>lets go to the beach
>just invite your friends
>what does your dad work with?
>do you want to fuck?
>pick a partner
>"......class presentation"
>omg we totally need to hang out this summer

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>Anon, why do you look so angry?

>what did the psychiatrist say anon?

>>39599712
Never relax around normies. You need to be an annoying fuck or your weird or "depressed"

>>39604406
>tfw not even angry, just scared and trying to hide it

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>what game are you playing?
origin

>>39604551
>kf2, dods, tf2, gmod

Not afraid to answer that it's not like I'm playing some anime dating sim although few normies know of the first two. Shit day of defeat: source has barely over 100 players at best.

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>>39598568
>You talk too much, anon

It's a defense mechanism for being an introvert, in reality I'd rather be left alone

>>39603564
That one gave me goosebumps bruh, shit.

>oh I thought you were a freshman
But you're really a 18 y/o senior

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>What's something you're good at?

>what's your best achievement in life?

>how life going after college

>why do you laugh all the time
>haha you laugh all the time anon
>can you stop laughing
>it must be great being you anon...cause you find everything funny

DUSJJSJSJ FUCJING REEEEEE

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>What are you doing on the weekend anon?

>>39604702
Kek, do you laugh out of nervousness or somthing?

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>>39604192
I used to smile all the time until people told me it was weird, now I can't smile on cue without looking like a serial killer.

also:
>do you have a girlfriend?
>are you a gamer?
>are you talking to yourself again? (also, "who are you talking to?")
>do you have any leadership skills?
worst one:
>we weren't talking to you

>You will never amount to anything
>You have no game

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>>39603965
Holy shit, this needs more (you)s

Remember fellow Anons,
Agree, nod, amplify

Nobody's going to remember shit in 300 years even if you do something wrong

>>39604781
> Nobody's going to remember shit in 300 year

Shit will be forgotten in less then a day my dude. No random person cares about you or me.

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>I just don't know if I feel a romantic connection

It's been three months when will the pain stop?

>>39604806
That's exactly the reason nobody should give a fuck about anything

Hail dopamine

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>>39603458
>>Oh, don't invite anon, he probably won't come anyway.
>"I didn't think you'd want to come"

Jesus Christ

>What do you want to do with your life?

Easily the worst for me

>>39598639
I think it's because they want you to become normie and participate, they pity you.

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>>39598568
>During the last few days of middle school my classmates hounded me to take the group picture of the class instead of the teacher, so she could be in the photo.

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>>39604823
I remember when this fact downed on me. Life became much easier without worrying constantly.

Oh no, a guy on the sub was rude to me...oh no, this chick looked at me strangely. Fuck this noise.

>>39604721
yes

i hate it so much but i cant control it, people think that i am retarded.

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>>39604716
"masturbating 20 times"

>>39598633
>>39603291
Im 24. I stopped giving a fuck and just tell people I still live at home. Everyone at work knows it. Im a spic so my excuse is I just say it's part of my culture and everyone takes good. I can't imagine what it's like for white people since they're expected to be out of the house at 18.

One time during class, in front of everyone, my professor asked me if I was depressed.

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>>39604716
>I dunno, just sleeping I guess

>>39605297
Hope you didn't sperg out. Had a fella in my class and teacher asked him the same question while he was answering some question infront of the class.

He just started crying and hitting his head on the blackboard.

>>39603761
>asking to come to someone's house is inviting yourself there
Are robots really this retarded or is this some amerilard meme?

>are you sick or why are you always like this?

>>39605331
No, I just told him that I wasn't depressed even though I do. I was visibly sweating though and almost had an anxiety attack.

Why do people do this? If someone had depression, do you think they'd want everyone to know?

>>39600944
>>39600970
Now this is fucking autism
Dude just reply to them, what's the worst could happen
Not replying comes off as rude

>>39605422
Normies have zero sympathy. They get joy from seeing robots and the low people in life suffer. They make me sick.

>>39601203
>hahaha
>EASYMODO
>REALLY?

>>39605422
Mostly cause they have no idea how to go about it, even tho they're here to teach and help.

Instead of subtly talking to a person they're just antagonizing the shit out of it. Hated that teacher thru all of the school and when I've graduated I finally could tell her what I think. That guy is my best friend now. He's much less autismo now, thank god.

>>39605488
The woiym are terrible...

>>39603410
DEVASTATING
Original pain

>>39605506
Unfortunately I still have to see this professor at our school at least for another year. Wish I had a friend to be there for me. Instead people now see me as some sort of pessimistic loner kid.

>>39605262

Same, I live in Miami but at least I can pretend it's normal since every other 30 year old cuban still lives with their parents

>>39605571
CONSTABLES

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A full year in

>Are you new here?

>>39605601
It's ok anon, just hold on and wait for Uni\College. It's a chance to start from a new leaf, actually worked for me, mind that I've chosen uni as far away from anyone I know as possible.

>>39599658
You hate going first cause you don't want to go at all. I'm the same way, but by going first its over, no worrying or freaking out youll get called on after

>>39605262
its hell, esspecally if you live in a nice neigborhood and your parents make a lot of money.
i get all these looks from kids playing in the streets, theyre the most blunt.
also my dads a doc and people wonder why i didnt become one.
its odd, like people expect me to want to work an 80 hour work week.

>>39605630
I appreciate the sentiment but I'm in grad school.

>>39599624
>kinda try to slide in quietly with a group
>sorry we already have our forth guy
>some other guy comes over like 10 seconds later

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>>39602496
>friend says "anon I want you to be honest with me"
>ok
>deliver honesty
>he looks fucking shattered and just mopes around and doesnt say anything the whole day
im just gonna stop being honest to people.

>>39602434

is this picture some sort of parody of Un homme qui dort?

Damn, that's pretty obscure for a meme material

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>what's that smell
ptsd to highschool

>>39605605
>I only read the first 2 lines
cmon man

>>39598568
>anon your bones are chilled

>>39604380
>Class youll have to give presentation towards end of semester
>Debate dropping class
>Slowly fear eats away at you for months
>Decide on just skipping, eating a 0
>This project is worth 30% of your grade
>Day of gayness arrives
>H-hi I'm anon, none of you know me because I don't talk to normies, I'm going to tell you about
Bitches that assign this stuff need to burn

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>"ANON THAT WAS THE BONE FREEZING POTION"

>>39605681
My bad anon, forgot that there's such an option instead of middle\high-school.

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>Son, I found the *looks at box* uuhhh, 'cummie-box'...

>I asked my mates girlfriend "where 'my mate'? "
>"omg anon this is the first time you have talked to me, you are always so quiet"
>"come lets gets a drink, you really need to stop being so socially awkward"
fuck that girl I swear to god. A few months later my mate found out she was cheating on him with multiple other lads
she had no regrets either
why do people like this exist

"I want everybody to stand up, I want you guys to tell us your name and a hobby of yours"

>Dont want to say Video Games cuz don't want to be considered massive loser.

>litterally the only things I do in free time is Youtube and Vidya

"Uhhh my name is brian, and uhhhh I really like uhhhh blacksmithing?"

>>39603794
If it makes you feel any better, they were fucking with you.

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>>39598568
>why do you look so sad all the time
BITCH THATS MY FUCKING FACE I CAN'T CONTROL IT

>>39606015
>Tell me name, where your from, something interesting you've done
>Have nothing that I could say that would be appropriate
>Uh I was in track in highschool
Blacksmithing is pretty awesome bro. Wish I could do it

>>39606015

Vidya would have been 100000x more normie and socially acceptable to say, you gave the most possible autismo answer outside of maybe adding that you forge your own infinitely folded katanas and then tipping your fedora

>>39598568
>Come on anon dance
>You'll be giving a presentation
>Youll be working in a group, you pick people
>You have weird fingers anon (seriously happened once, the dangers of partnering with a stacy)
>Anon are you ok, you seem angry
So many normie statements

>Anon, you're ugly?

fucking what

>"Time for an icebreaker activity! Care to tell us your name and 3 things you like about yourself?"

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>anon, smile more often :^)

>>39601203
I would kill to hear that sentence

what are your hobbies/what do you do in your spare time?
getting chills bots

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>>39603965
>Nice digits...
>uh, woops...
FUCKING KEK

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>>39603965
Oooohh shit anon

>>39607227
Had to attend a seminar for work. They did the "introduce yourself/tell us about a hobby or a famous person youve met" thing. My only real hobby is shooting and related activities. The state and especially the town I was in this would result in everyone thinking Im a maniac at the least and/or calling SWAT. I made up a story about meeting a pro hockey player when really it was actually an acquaintance who had met him.
Also get the "what did you do on your vacation anon?" from the girls in work when really all I did was hang around the house for 2 weeks, which Im sure they already know.

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>>39605262
>I can't imagine what it's like for white people since they're expected to be out of the house at 18.

>>39599873
Made me remember bout someone . I shared some really personal feelings and she ghosted me outta nowhere. Either she got bored of me or she got creeped out and thought i need some serious help

>>39598568
>why are you sitting with us?

>>39605728
What did you say? I'm tired of people leaving out important details. Conext matters.

>Oh, hi, um.... yeah, what was your name again?

>>39599002
thats the worst feeling

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>>39610066
Always answer with a fake name and say is a joke if they for some reason remember it.

>>39610314
I do this as well. Guy in work who I occasionally have to deal with still does not know my name. He's been here for a good 6-8 years now. Whenever he asks my name, I respond with a name that starts with the same sound. Different every time. ( Gerry, John, Jeff, Jack...)He still doesnt remember what the last name I used was and consistently asks my name whenever it comes up.

>>39608461
this should never happen to any human being

>>39603965
Straight up doe wit it

>>39604816
Never it will fade to dull hum tho barely noticeable unless mentioned

>>39605841
Katy Perry wants her wig back thx

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>>39598568
> Do you always cum this quick?

>>39610607
*Whistle* whoo boy that's a fuckin doosey

>>39599757
"Porque casi no hablas anon? :)"
"Porque siempre estas solo? :))"

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>Anything planned for the weekend?
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE CHAD I'M NOT HERE TO SOCIALIZE

>>39599670
I always went as close to last as possible because I knew people would be bored of presentations and wouldn't really be paying attention

>>39603777
Thats so sad :( how did it happen if you dont mind me asking

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>>39603777
Stumpy!

>>39605332
No, he is right, its basically coercing people into inviting you, because if you say "no" you will come off as a rude meanie.

>>39600983
this is the absolute fucking worst

originaliod

>>39602320
>who told you about this?
every highschool party/get together with less than 15 people

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>Anon are you okay?
Yeah I'm fine
>you sure?
When I heard the genuine sincerity in her voice I wanted to cry

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>anon can you help me lift this

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>why don't you talk anon? we don't even know what your voice sounds like
>speak
>OMG OMG ANON SPOKE!!!! HEY EVERYONE COME HERE ANON SAID SOMETHING TO ME!! WE'RE FRIENDS NOW :)
>tfw

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>>39604205
Anon you know you can't just post something like that without the story. Tell us.

>>39606179
if anon really blacksmiths thats badass. He should phrase it something better, like metal design

>>39598568
>Why can't you sit straight? You have a hunched back

It hurts because I can't help it no matter how straight I try to stand.

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>What are you going to do for a living after you finish uni?
>How are you friends?
>Use your initiative!

You raised me to never use my initiative and never go outside and talk to people mum, what do you want from me?

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>>39604620
Don't talk then, problem solved

>>39611128
I get that.
Do you also have people pitying you and trying to make themselves look like a better person by befriending you? People say I'm "shy" or something.
I'm too busy thinking about slitting your throats to talk to you dipshits.

>wow, you're really quiet. why don't you talk?

As a psychopath I can't understand.

You getting severely spooked by words or some shit?

>HEY LADIES, THIS GUY IS AVAILABLE!

>*me trying to give her hug*
>No, don't touch me, you've done enough
>*runs into the bathroom crying*
I miss my ex so god damn much. I can't believe I've fucked up this badly.

>>39598568
>what happened, anon...?
>t. every ex girlfriend

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>>39598666
D-do I go in for the shoulder hug after the gangster clap?

>>39612038
Yes it was painfully obvious during high school. I used to just look at them and walk away if possible.

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oh boy
oregenel

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>>39598568
This just stops my heart

>haven't seen you for 3 years or so. how is life going?

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>>39599437
>Roasties friend comes up to me and says this to me
>The roastie actually did like me and we dated for 2 years

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>tell everyone something interesting about yourself

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>It's gets better when you get older.
Well i'm getting older.

>>39613604
what the fuck I've seen hentai of this little girl

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>>39603410
This one hurts deep
When I was a high school senior, I had befriended this group of girls, they weren't really stacies or normies, like they were those "alt" kinda girls.
Anyway they seemed to really like me and care about my well-being and want me around, and I really felt like I belonged somewhere for the first time.
They convinced me to go to prom with them as a group when I said I didn't want to go.
Anyway, when prom came around, we all took a picture together, one of them even put their arm around me so I thought "they really want me in the picture".
But the next day, they posted the picture on instagram and I was cropped out of the photo (standing on the far right)
At that moment I realized I was unwanted and they deceived me for whatever reason.
They all stopped talking to me completely for months after that, then one of them had told me to leave them all alone and never interact with them again after "all I've put them through" after I said hi to one of them at the mall.
Fucking whores.

>>39608997
he was kind of being an annoying cunt about some scholarship he got or something and he eventually became aware of it and he's like anon was I being an annoying cunt be honest and I'm like yeah kinda then he went full depressed about it. I left it out because as you can see the context was boring and uninteresting

>>39614498
I mean I understand his reaction but I don't get why he blames you after asking such a stupid question.

>why would we be talking to you

for context in HS there were several guys with the same first name as me, all of whom were far more popular

its gotten to the point where i dont respond when people say my first name unless they're looking directly at me

>>39604716
I just respond with nothing and smile
Don't care but I have to fake the smile, still end up getting looks but I'm done caring about it past the moment when they ask and I respond

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>>39602434
>fell for le "stacy likes you" meme
So did I, many times.

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>>39614735
>tfw casino pit boss picked up on my virginity and said the cute dealer at the blackjack table was looking at me lovingly in an attempt to try and bait me over to a higher stakes table
>tfw it worked

>>39603965
PURIFIED TRAGEDY

>>39598568
>dude why did your hand just fall off? LOL what a loser!
oh man two sentences
I lose

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>Anon, come downstairs

FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT!

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>The position has been filled

>>39612032
Then I will seem weird and unsociable, and they will say other things.

>wow anon, you're actually really stupid!
>anon, you do realize that no one respects you, right?

The worst part is that they were said really casually, like it was just a commonly accepted fact.

>>39603965
wow, you dick.

that's mean, yet witty, clever and a little bit funny.

>>39599561
That's it. Stomach drops out, the charade is over.

>No one will ever love you

Said to me out of fucking nowhere by my """ friend"'" on a night out once. He didn't even think anything of it. Worst thing is that he's right but he's not exactly a catch himself. I want to fucking kms.

>anon don`t be there all alone! Come here!

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>So what've you been doing lately, anon? Still in school?
N-No... therapy and World of Warcraft.

>It's fine
Why do women do this? I've been thinking about this for days and I just can't wrap my head around it. NOBODY who says 'they're fine' is actually fine.

>>39615682
>Come here!

holy shit I can see myself literally shakily walking to them

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>Do you ever get mistaken for a man?

>>39605763
i shower everyday, but as soon as i Dont shower for one day.. i stink up the whole fucking room. its awful

>will I leave the lights off?

>>39598568
>So anon I was looking at your search history...

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>>39613805
>i-i have a cat
>OOOH WHATS YOUR CAT'S NAME ANON?
>..... kitty
>AHGAHAHSAHHAHDHHA
fuck you normie scum its not that fucking funny

>>39598639
What is the correct answer to this I've literally wondered for years.

>>39616175
the correct answer is not to play. hang around normies and youve already lost

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>Blank wants to talk to you
>Come sit next to us
>Sit
>Don't say anything
>Leave

>>39616383
are there any other movies like nightcrawler?

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>>39605262
>yfw you live in Shitaly and are not remotely expected to leave home before your 25s-ish anyways

>>39605789
>Class youll have to give presentation towards end of semester
This was, without a doubt, the worst feel of them all. You could feel the sword hanging above you every day, closer and closer. Fuck it gives me shivers just to think about it.

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>Philosophy teacher tells everybody to get up and name their favourite book and a brief description
>My turn
>Stand up and say "A brief history of time"
>Before I continue multiple giggles are heard around the class, everybody looking at me trying to hide their smiles

I was a nerd autismo back then but boy did it leave a sting on me.

>>39603965
include me en el screencap

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>German class
>"Ok kids, everybody pick a name from this hat. You have to describe that classmate in one sentence and the others have to guess who it is"
>Chad`s turn
>he`s got my name
>*smiling trying not to laugh his ass out* "He's got fat lips like worms and wears hoodies all the time"
>everybody looks at me and start giggling or laughing
>turn blood red
>teacher defends me, thought it was really cool for her to do, made me feel a lil better
>chad later approached me with the obligatory "haha, no harsh feelings, rite anon? i was just joking"
>"heh, yeah.."

God I fucking hated that chad so fucking much and god do I hate my past self even more.

>>39616666
You so cute. Got them dsl's?

>>39616688
When I was a kid-teen, absolutely. As I grew up they normalized, thankfully.

>>39598568
>anon is either joking or a broken retard
I wasn't joking :'''(

>>39605262
>what it's like for white people since they're expected to be out of the house at 18.
it's not good, man. its not good

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>sometimes brought videogame instruction booklets to school and read from them during class or during breaktime, really liked the feel and looks of booklets
>brought Vanilla WoW booklet one day
>twas raining so i was sitting somewhere shielded
>bunch of chads approach me while I'm reading
>"hey anon whatchu reading there there? can we take a look?"
>they take it from me and start tossing it between them
>pathetically try to recover it but i'm too small
>after a while one of them grabs it and runs away
>start chasing him yelling him to return it
>he runs under the rain and throws it into a water puddle
>laughs at me and returns to his friends

dried it back home and managed to salvage it.

>it wasn't real love

>do you want to go to the beach with us?

or basically anywhere/ any activity that involves being shirtless

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>"you'd cry if you actually knew what we say about you"

I'm still friends with them. Why am I such a pussy?

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>Everybody find a partner

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>>39602972
>*Painfully faked laughter*
>"ha, nice one, Anon!"

>>39599670
I always tried to go last, cause usually we ran out of time to get through all of the class, and then sometimes the teachers just forgot to finish off the remainder.

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>somehow end up sittting with a bunch of girls in the cafeteria
>"Anon, are you ok?"

>>39598568
because my friends and I all went home, and now I'm just surfing the internet super highway because I'm too high to think of anything else to do

>>39598639
>anon why are you so quiet all the time
>i have no reason to speak
might sound autistic, but it is what i always said

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>so for this project you have to act out a skit
I just took the F every time

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>>39617703

>I just took the F everytime
Glad I'm not the only one.

>>39603777
you may have lost your digits, but at least you got digits

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>Why are you working alone, anon?
>Should I assign you a partner?
Original commento

>anon when are you getting your hair cut?

>You didn't think we were actually hanging out, as friends, right?
Said by a colleague after spending overtime together working on a project.
...I did think that.

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>>39615961
>"are you a boy or a girl?"
>another time, some kid I was looking after kept telling me I was a boy
I'm not even a tranny

>>39616175
act incredulous like you have no idea what they're talking about

>>39616171
Anon that's the cat version of making your password "password"

>>39603965
>>39603777
You are an original Samefag

>>39598568
>Why don't you like being touched?

>>39613037

>not forcing the other party into a shoulder/full hug by pulling their arm in after the gangster clap

Life is easy for me because I just power through anything with the unstoppable force of my unbridled autism.

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>>39598568
>hey anon what are you listening to

the town of oregon, ohio

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>>39598568
>Alright, next one we have to present is...anon!

>>39599738
Fuuck. The first and last time i danced in hs was with a roastie that i think was into me but i was too much of a pussy to do anything.
When we had a school dance or something she came up to me with some other girls and said 'come on, anon, lets dance, i cant watch you standing there all the time'
I was super embarraced cause i dance like a spastic and went 'i-i-i umm i dont do dance'
She just pulled me and put my hands on her hips and told me what to do.
The only thing i remember like vividly was how much she felt like holding a fish that had just been pulled out of the water.
It was nice, i guess. Last time i've been aknowledged by a girl and it was almost 10 years ago

>>39618940

she probably wasn't that into you.

well, maybe that's just my own bias from these experiences. even if you seize the opportunity it usually doesn't work out. nothing ever works out.

>>39614426
Jesus, hell. Im sorry, anon

>>39618985
I know. She probs did it out of kindness? Can women be kind? I dunno.
She left for germany next year so i didnt have a chance to do anything etc

>>39619125

sure they can and that's what that reads like.

really can't tell you how many times i've been mistaken about women being interested in me.

>I'm sorry, I tried, that's all I can say
>you definitely mean a lot to me
>I can't handle this anymore, I think it's best we go our own ways.
>I hope you understand but I just need to be selfish and do this for me.
Fucked with my feelings saying we were going to get back together and then after 7 weeks she just completely drops me.

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In my last year of high school I didn't try to talk to anybody and nobody talked to me it was pretty nice

>Alright class I'm going to hand out the exam results.
>Hey anon, what did you get?

>Anon do you have a girlfriend now?
>No, not at the moment
>Maybe you don't like girls?

This fucking pissed me off big time

>why do you look so sad/tired anon

>>39613837
Would you be kind enough to pass the sauce on to me?

>>39615961
Vasquez, is that you?

Okey were going to do some exercises on this, form groups four and four.

>>39616175
"no particular reason"
this wasn't an original comment apparently

"What ya listening to anon?"

>be me
>skinny white boy
>Wear metal band/Rock shirts
>actually not listen to rock that much
>Actually be into rap music

>You're fucking done

"Why do you spend so much time on the computer?"

FUCK OFF WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL MY FREE TIME? REEEEEEEE

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>>39618756
This gets me every time. I'm always listening to something like "Club Murder" or "I'm Not Human at All" when it happens

>>39598568
>anon you look really sad

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>>39598609
Anon come downstairs, we want to talk to you

>Why haven't you been going out of the house this past 3 months

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> Oh wow your only 23 anon? I thought you were in your early forties

>>39620899
This one seriously terrifies me so goddamn much.

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>>39599624
>23 kids in classroom
>"please form groups of 2"
>"aww anon is all alone teacher"
>"thats fine, ill form a group with you :)" -teacher

>>39605789
>Class youll have to give presentation towards end of semester
I had a fucking asshole teacher in high school make us do like 4 presentations and it felt like I was literally in hell the entire time. I ended up not showing up to one in which the teacher embarrassed me in front of the entire class by asking why I didn't do the last one, god fucking dammit I hate teachers so much!!!!

>so what we're your results

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>>39598568
>What did you do on the weekend?
I played videogames and with myself. What more do they want.

But one time it got even worse
>"what did you do on the weekend, anon?"
>"nothing much, just stayed home"
>"didn't you go out with your friends or anything?"
>"..."
How am I supposed to answer that.

>>39604380
Who the fuck asks that shit?

>>39621206
why do they even do that
you're gonna do all the work anyway

>>39604120
Should've waited till later when she wasn't looking and then told her the next day you need another piece of paper since you accidentally forgot it at the bus stop or something

>>39599437
>roastie tells me this shy cute girl likes me
>don't believe her because that girl had a boyfriend at the time
turns out she wasn't lying. Shy cute girl wanted to drop her chad bf and date me. Didn't make a move when she came after me though since I thought it was a joke. Turns out it wasn't. She left her boyfriend for me and I turned her down, she probably feels awful.
If I could go back and change things I would. She was a real qt.

>>39601203
I have never heard this sentence in my life

>30 missed calls -gf

OW daddy it hurts

>>39610889
Nope, he just has enough faith in you to believe you'd just tell him what your thinking
Just tell your friend
"Stop trying to invite yourself to my house , i'll notify you when the time occurs"
Unless he's an actual idiot, in which case, get some better friends he'll understand your point and maybe make a joke response, but he won't ask the same way again..

The pure core of masculinity is just saying what you want and abandoning the fobia of making enemies or looking like a douche.

>>39598568
>you're not like how I imagined you online anon.
I'm dead inside

>>39621469
fucking normie btfo and gtfo RIGHT NOW

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>>39603965
Oh god
That was fucking evil