Hey NEET. Get a job.

>>39598038
I'm telling your boss you're up past your bedtime and are no longer able to competently maintain a work schedule.

Am I still a NEET if I hate my job???

>>39598050
Parasite.

>>39598057
>WAHHH I HAVE TO BE AWAY FROM MY PIXELS FOR 8-12 hours!! ABLOOBLOOBLOO!!

>>39598090
Boo hoo. Poor wagie has to lash out.

>>39598090
>8-12 hours
living life on easy mode?

>>39598127
Dumb bum pure scum

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>>39598038
um no thank u

>>39598167
>NEET who can't even function in society is saying shit to me

It's amusing

>>39598038
working on it. vehicle first.

>>39598175
Observe the wagie as it attempts to form a cogent sentence with its overworked, burnt out brain. Truly a pack mule in the form of a man.

>on NEETbux
>wake up at 9
>go for a little walk and do some exercise
>chill on the computer
>lunch
>go for a longer walk, or to the swimming pool
>shower
>chill on the computer
>dinner
>anime/movies/vidya
>go to bed around midnight

Yeah no I'm not getting a job ever.

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>>39598192
lmao get the fuck out

>>39598324
Your actual life
>on NEETbux
>wake up at noon o clock
>tendies
>chill on the computer
>tendies
>fap to anime/movies/vidya
>go to bed around midnight

>>39598491
That was your life too until summer vacation ended a few days ago. Don't lie. Your parents must be angry that you're phoneposting past bedtime.

>>39598491
>wake up at noon o clock
It's 10:40 right now. Checkmate salty wagie.

>>39598499
I'm 18, tendieboi. I graduated.
>says I have a bedtime
> but you consistently sleep at midnight

>>39598529
I sleep at might to keep a good sleep schedule that allows me to enjoy the daylight.

>>39598038
I did. I'm now employed at a world market as a stock associate. Wish me luck robits

Hey wagie

Mind your own business

>>39598529
i knew wagies were insecure but good lord

>>39598038
I'm depressed though

>>39598529
>18
Suuuuuuuure. That would still mean you have to get up for class or wage slavery tomorrow, unless you're just playing hookie, in which case you'd be a parasite like the rest of us by your own logic. You're either irresponsible towards the work/education you claim to respect so much, or you're exactly what you claim we are.

>>39598552
>associate
cuckpomany term as fuck, that job is gonna suck ass

>>39598538
>>39598575
>>39598590
Keep thinking I'm a NEET like you tendiebois

>>39598606
You're clearly not intelligent to be a NEET, let alone a self-sufficient one.

>>39598606
what do you do then retard

>>39598606
Irresponsible it is, then.

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>>39598038
Ayy fellow ragiewagie, currently shitposting on the clock

I hate this job desu, what are you waging as?

>>39598625
He's still a child, he does nothing.

>>39598637
you look like a goddamn hobo

>>39598637
>coveralls
what brand of tradie are you

>>39598647
Pretty much am senpai
>>39598648
Plasterer apprentice my nigga

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>>39598601
thanks for the support anon, I really appreciate it.

>>39598623
>>39598625
>>39598632
Ah, it's hilarious I didn't know it was possible for more then one NEET to be a brainlet. Keep thinking I'm a kid and watch your cartoons tendiebois.

>>39598660
>Plasterer apprentice my nigga
sounds good, I do framing but we're in a motherfucker of a slump so no work recently

>>39598681
>18
>not a kid
And just like kids, he keeps repeating the same word over and over after learning it, thinking it's cool.

>>39598695
>18 years old
>Not a tendieboi
>Older then 18
>Still a tendieboi
Which ones worse anon?

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>>39598038
>tfw live in EU and get paid to go to school.

>>39598681
You just tacitly admitted that you believed every NEET in the world besides a single individual has a high IQ. Congratulations for btfoing wagies for us OP. You really should get some sleep so your English teacher can help you develop writing skills.

>>39598693
You lucky fuck. I have plenty of work.
Going to tradeschool for 3 months now though so i am "lucky"

>>39598717
I don't eat tendies though, you should quit already, you sound dumber every time you use that word.

>>39598730
eh, good and bad. I like robotime but I like money too.
saving for welding school as well friendo

>>39598491
>be semi-NEET
>wake up at around 10pm
>eat "dinner"
>watch anime and LPs for like 12 hours
>eat "breakfast" and go to class
>come home at around 1 in the afternoon
>make lunch and watch netflix for an hour or two
>sleep
Basically my life these past few weeks since classes started.

>>39598751
Why welding exactly?
I just bought a new motorbike from me monis, saving up to finally leave this godforsaken hellhole

>>39598764
didn't have enough money for diesel mechanic school since its like 900 miles away and I can't realistically move out right now

>>39598761
Another thing, I mentioned meals but I'm also snacking almost all day.

>>39598761
this sounds really comfy desu

>>39598860
Do you think so? I feel anxious a lot of the time because I tend to worry about my future, but I guess it is a pretty comfy routine (it's 5am where I am, just fixed me some omurice and now eating while listening to podcasts).

>>39598324
how do I get neetbux if I live with my parents and don't have any diagnosed illnesses

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I quit my job because I have a pissing fetish, I just drink coffee all day and pee

>>39599346
You don't, most of these people are committing fraud.

>>39599524
how do I do that
I don't want to have to get out of my bed or interact with real people for it

>>39598038
I work from home and I'm self employed. Best of both worlds.

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*yaaaawwwn*
What was that? Get a job?
*chuckles* silly wagie, why would I EVER do that? I'm on NEETbux for clinical depression and can spend all day how I want, every day.
Yup, the life of a NEET is truly bliss. I wish you could experience this too, but alas you must get back to the office. Don't want to be given the boot now, do you?
Looks like my pizza just arrived. Delicious. I'll catch you later, wagie.
And remember, another day another dollar.

>>39599555
How? I've been trying to get into freelancing via Upwork as a translator and even been considering learning web development but it's too damn saturated.

>>39599552
I think they go to a therapist and pretend to have extreme anxiety in order to get diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder, which entitles them to certain benefits.

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>>39598038
after 5 times of failing my CDL exam,i passed on the 6th. Bout to be a street sweeper.
>16 bux an hour
>bennies
>listen to music while driving slow through neighborhoods
>sip coffee or tea while the sun comes up

>>39599894
Damn, I'm jealous. Being a public employee can often be as great as being a neet. Safe job, good pay and often doing nothing at a piss-easy job most of the day.

>>39599843
I draw fetish art and furry porn.

>>39599837
Fuck, I've missed you.

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>>39599837
Wagies are going to be ANGRY when they read this, lmao

>>39599837
>>39601276
> Nobody responds to your post.
> Get so butthurt that you have to draw attention to it an hour and a half later.

>>39598038
no, why would i want to give away 8 hours of my life for bare minimum pay to then to give it away in tax

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>>39601338
>>39601338
>You indirectly respond to this fag's post
>Called anon butthurt
>Wants attention even though he accused anon of being attentionfag
>Ruin greentext by spacing arrows and first word
NEET is a faggot but you are a ragie wagie

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>>39598038
Hey wagecuck fuck my naughty NEEThole

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>>39601235
>Fuck, I've missed you.
>tumblr file name
fuck off newfag

I got a job and now I have some good friends.

Suck it, neets.

>>39599837
>Pizza

Nigga it is 8 in the morning. What on Earth are you doing eating pizza?

I applied for a job today.

>>39598445
Syracuse? I'm in Oswego, man.

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>>39601539
>I applied for a job today.
Why would you do that? Becoming a wageslave is worse than death. Don't become a ragie wagie, like some other people in this thread.

>>39601669
That's the reason I chose it.

The job involves death.

NEET's are one of the main reasons I want to kill welfare and other social programs in this country. Every time I see people talk about how people don't abuse the system I think of you guys. You've only made me lean further right economically.

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>>39601731
The ragie wagie is jealous. Get back to work, slave. Go make money so I can carry on being NEET.

Tfw get disability benefits

>make the same as someone wages do in a week with 0 hours out in

Must suck, wagecucks

>>39601731
as if welfare abusers are the biggest leech off of your tax dollars

>>39601813
Not the biggest, but they still take some. I'm pretty for small government anyways, but we aren't talking about other government spending here, so it'd be nonsensical for me to bitch about defense spending or social security going bust despite us still paying into it.

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>>39601731
>a bunch of autists getting like 600 a month (which they immediately feed back into domestic consumption) are ruining this country

They make easy targets, that's why you go after them. Nobody has the balls to take on the big fish tax dodgers who not only refuse to pay taxes (which they could easily afford) but also extract tons of money from the cycle without feeding it back into the economy.