Imagine if it was Judgement day and Jesus shows up and says "I'm

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>>39597251
>What if that guy was you?
Would be ok desu
>have the whole world to myself
>do whatever I want
>go whereever I want
Would start a small makeshift homestead to grow vegetables and fruits, and salvage things from other people's abandoned homes to use to hunt animals with.
and no person could interfere.
Would probably find myself something nice to do so I don't get bored, since pretty much every resource would now be available to me without any cost like money.

But yeah, it would be silly and quite unfair if it was random, but the person chosen would still get to be alive, which I'm not sure is good or bad considering if Jesus came again that probably means heaven and eternal paradise actually exists.
Everyone else would probably be smug that they're with their friends in heaven (or probably suffering in hell) or they would be sad that they don't get to experience earthly pleasures anymore.

>>39597359
Same anon here, good question by the way, OP.

We need more interesting questions like this to get our minds off of stressful things.
>>39597251

>>39597251
>alone with all the world
>do literally whatever I want
dude, fuck yeah
>army of rapturedogs

Well apparently only an extremely small fraction of people will make it into heaven so yeah I'd be surprised if I was the only one about to spend the rest of eternity in complete and utter unfathomable pain for jerking off and shitposting.

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>>39597251
>be chosen to stay on earth
>continue shitposting
>reply to myself because I'd be the only person on earth
>do this until internet inevitably doesn't work anymore
very little changes.