Good morning, anon...

If it actually touched her heart she would die

/thread

>>39596519
It's a metaphor, anon, but if you leave me, I know I'll die of a broken heart.

>>39596571
If you respond to my texts and tell me good night and that you love me and that you miss me often, I'LL be your anon OP....

i know that's you OP
yes you're cute

>>39596648
Silly, why do we need to text? I'm right here beside you. I can tell you all that stuff in person. I'll never leave your side, or your perfect cock...

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>>39596327
>>39596571
>the idea of this scenario is so foreign that it makes me numb instead of sad
cool I guess

>>39596673
You're so sweet anon. It's so incredible that I found someone as wonderful as you.

only clicked because I thought it was erica

>>39596692
That sounds so terrible, anon. At least we have each other now...

>>39596715
Who is this "Erica" to you? I couldn't bear it if you cheated on me, anon...

>>39596707
i am sweet but i have no one to be sweet to. sucks.

>>39596519
>if you touched her heart, she would die
For you

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>>39596782
>That sounds so terrible
Better than actually being susceptible to this garbage bait

>>39596865
I'm here for you, anon.

>>39596907
How could you choose numbness over human warmth from a woman who loves you?

>>39596327
>Falling in love after sex
Red card

>>39596986
I was already feeling it, but I knew once I gave you my virginity I was in love...

Eugh. As a femanon, this is disgusting.
Also, sex is meaningless unhygienic degeneracy.

>>39597003
Sorry anon I'm on the scale but not enough to pretend I've had sex with an unknown woman and imagine a back story that would involve me falling in love with.
With that said, I'd get on top of her and give her another round.

>>39597016
> love is disgusting
> sex is degenerate

Literally, what?

>>39597016
Not OP but why even live?

>>39596327
Wtf are you doing in my bed?
How the fuck did you get in my house?
I went to sleep alone last night after fapping to the best wafiu min min even tho the game's shit.
Why the fuck did you choose me a virgin to rape? Chad's next door you fucking hole.

She looks like my hellspawn ex gf.

>>39597143
>Wtf are you doing in my bed?
We spent the night here, silly.
>How the fuck did you get in my house?
Wait, you're serious?!
>I went to sleep alone last night after fapping to the best wafiu min min even tho the game's shit.
You lied to me?
>Why the fuck did you choose me a virgin to rape?
If anything, you raped me every way a man can rape a women. But I loved every second your cock was in me.
>Chad's next door you fucking hole.
I don't love Chad, I love you, anon!

>>39597210
Wait if we fucked why's there no blood anywhere you said you're a virgin right? Then you've lied from the start and therefore BEGONE THOT!

>>39597296
There was blood, though. Why are you doing this to me? You're just like my sweet mother said you'd be... you took my virginity and now you don't want anything to do with me... Why are you acting like Chad?

>>39597210
im calling the cops, you're obviously mental

>>39596327
the most unrealistic post-sex morning dialog that only be written by a virgin who's never the soft touch of a woman

>>39597016
holy sh*t i think i just found my soul mate
>uwu

>>39597356
in a frog images trading forum

>>39597333
It didn't work... oh god...
my powers are gone...
what have you done?
I AM MORTAL ONCE MORE! WHY? WHY?
Im not Chad... I can't be Chad...
Im...
im...
Norman. You wanna go out for some air? Theres so much we should do now!

>>39596327
it's more like
>mhhhmmm....good morning, baby.
>how did you sleep? that's good.
>I had a great time last night (lying, but still actually likes you and enjoyed herself)
>what are your plans for today?
>that's cool.
>let's just cuddle a little more. please?
>okay. thanks, baby.
>I love you, too.
give our take a quip or 2, assuming things went okay