WANTED God-Tier Ramen Recipes

With a water-filled plastic container in the microwave for three minutes before eating it in sadness.

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>>39594221
when i was in my university's dorms I would often just eat it raw because getting to the microwave would involve interacting with the other people in my suite

it was actually pretty decent all things considered

>>39594221
raw, add finely ground steak seasoning for flavor

>instant ramen
>diced bell pepper
>tiny bit of diced green onions
>shredded cheese

Secret Sauce

>A1 steak sauce, 1 part
>Heinz ketchup 2 parts
>Bacon strips cut up

Mix together and blamo, the best shit ever.

Or raw with the packet sprinkled on top like a cracker, depends if I can get to the kitchen and not deal with family.

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>>39594221
Cook the noodles, drain the water, add vodka. Seasoning optional

can we all agree that Maruchan is infinitely better than Top Ramen/nissan?

Sriracha sauce, ground pepper, and maybe a tiny bit of scallions if I feel fancy.

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I used to add in a bit of butter while the water was boiling, and then sprinkle oregano on when it was done, then I jammed out to some 2pac on YouTube

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>>39594221
>overcook the shit out of the noodles until they are mushy
>add cream cheese, lime juice, and green yucateco hot sauce
>an egg sometimes if i want it to be more substantial

do non mexicans ever put cream cheese in their ramen??

>>39594221
did you know maruchan makes soy sauce ramen now? i got some at the store and im gonna try it tomorrow

Limon, tapatillo.

You boil it you fuck
What a trivial thread

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>>39594221
pour JUST one packet of this with your regular preperation, and microwave for 4 minutes

alternatively, make some scrambled eggs while you cook it on the stove and mix it together

Wrap the package in tinfoil and microwave for three minutes

When I was a new a few years ago I uses to make nasty ramen recipes. My favorite was a ramen taco.

Id make the ramen and then after it was done id drain the water and add a couple of slices of cheese and a glob of mayo and mix around until the cheese was melted. Then I'd heat up 6 or so nuggets and put them to the side. Next I would get a big flour tortilla and put another slice of cheese on it and put the nuggets on it then I'd pour the ramen on top. It looked really disgusting but I'm a fat fuck and I gobbled it up.

>>39594221
first i pull my dick out ya mouth and then cook it up between ya lips. homebwaoi

>>39594221
Don't get the shit chicken flavor for starters.

>>39594221
Frozen veggies, pan seared pork or chicken, and an egg tossed in the boiling water unscrambled. Add the flavor packet to your bowl only, not the whole pot of water.

>>39594464
Depends on the Flavor. Maruchan Oriental Flavor is God-Tier, but the Chicken Flavor Nissan is much much better than the Maruchan version.

1) You scoop a pot full of piss water out of your toilet
2) Find old mayonnaise
3) Microwave mayonnaise and put in water
4) Combine.
5) Chop some old cucumber that is lying in back of your fridge and put it into a pot.
6) Find some herbs, tip all of the herbs into a pot.
7) Get some leftover steak from your moms dinner last night, also put that in the pot.
8) Put on stove at 200 degrees Celsius.
9) Leave on for 10 minutes
10) Drain and enjoy.

>>39594221
>boil water in small saucepan
>poach egg
>slice green onions
>put noodles and packet in bowl
>pour boiling water in bowl and cover with saucer
>add egg after 3 minutes
>garnish with red pepper flakes

beef is my favorite flavor

>>39594250
That makes it taste fucking horrible though. Have the decency to actually cook it in a god damn pot.

>>39594221
>frozen veggies
>seaweed snacks

>>39596412
Nice, I'll do both of these next time, but maybe just nori instead of the snacks.

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>>39594221
>Pic related, patrician ramen for patricians such as myself
>Noodles & sachets in the pot, pour some boiling water over (maybe just a little more than the pack instructions)
>Medium-high heat so it has a nice constant boil
>Chop up some cooked chicken and throw that in
>Chop up some mushrooms and throw them in too
>Sometimes drop an egg in when nearly done and cover for a minute or so
>Serve in bowl, add sliced green onion on top

Sometimes I'll have the Samyang extra spicy stuff. Its a lot more hot than Shin, and just barely too hot for me to find it enjoyable, so I'll always have an egg in it to take the edge off.

>>39594221
>fry 8oz of steak strips in pot
>take out cooked meat, boil water then add 2 packs of fav flav noodles
>in a different pan, fry diced up jalapenos, carrots, onions, garlic and potatoes until done and caramelized
>drain most of done noodle broth in bowl (save)
>add meat (chopped up) and veggies in to noodles
>add desired broth (I like a little, not to much, I slurp it after when done eating)
>I drizzle additional sriracha and honey (I love sweet and spicy)
This whole process should take about 15 minutes.

>>39594797
Imagine having literally ZERO (0) imagination. How was your childhood, anon?

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I cook the ramen normally. While that is happening I whisk two eggs in a bowl, chop up some green onion, mince garlic, and look for whatever vegetables are handy (spinach, kale, or leftover bok choy).
Drizzle eggs over noodles and stir quickly.
Remove from heat and add other ingredients, plus flavor packet and some butter.
Makes: one comfy bowl :3

>>39596478
>patricians such as myself
You really aren't going to boil your noodles in Pork Stock?
Even when I make instant noodles I use stock cubes.

>>39597179
I was about to write just this, but you beat me to it.
I'll also fry up any leftover meats in a skillet while the water boils and the ramen cooks. Once it's browned a bit, I'll toss them into the pot as well. Slice up some mushrooms and toss them into the same meat skillet, shit tastes great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BPTNdmdJSc

Watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7Ex4MXQsM

You're welcome. But any veggie/meat/scallion/soy sauce combo works well. Don't put egg in them, that's just a waste of flavor

>>39598006
Your own video recommends eggs. Great clip though.

yuhh here in brazil we have this shit called requeijao, it is sort of a better version of cream cheese.

>boil water
>insert ramen in pan
>wait

your ramen is done. now here lies the key secret

>take the pan to a sink
>mix it in the pan with the seasoning
>drain water
>furiously add fresh requeijao
>mix the fuck out of it

i promise this shit gon rape your tastebuds

>>39594221
i fry up some breakfast sausage in the pot im going to use. maybe add some frozen veg. at the end of the day its just cheap shitty carbs though so just eat it and try not to think about how poor you are.

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>>39594607
>do non mexicans ever put cream cheese in their ramen??
Russian here, enjoy this a lot. Especially after mixing with soy sauce, its still has that soy taste but MUCH lighter and nicer.

>>39594221
With warm tap-water in a large mug.

Boil 2 packets of ramen. Mix with 2 spoonfuls of chili oil and 1 packet of seasoning. I sometimes put an egg on top. I eat meat and vegetables on the side.

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here's a guide i found on /ck/ a few weeks back

Yeul ramen is the best. The rest is bullshit which only normies go for.

>>39599025
Govnoed.

>creamy chicken
>cover with water in bowl
>3:30 in microwave
>drain some of the water
>flavor packet + salt + red pepper + onion powder + two eggs

>cook in microwave plain
>let sit for long enough for noodles to be loose but not mushy
>drain water
>add half pack of beef flavoring, sriracha to taste, and butter

sometimes i add a bit of hot sauce, cayenne pepper, and maybe chili powder when i feel up to it. one time i threw in a hardboiled egg, was pretty good.

Cook 2 packs of noodles. Scramble 2 eggs then cut to small, bite size pieces. Chop cartots, cucumbers, and celery then sautee in pan. Put chili powder on the veggies while they cook. Add powder to noodles, stir. Add sriracha to noodles, stir. Add eggs and veggies, toss until mixed. Eat.

>>39596381
brb freezing, seasoning, and sauteeing my water before drinking it

>>39595151
Na$ty

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>>39595151
Uuh oooouuh

Crack an egg in it. Garlic powder and then eat on crusty bread. It's great. I also add mayo bit I don't recommend that. Im disgusting in my mayo habit

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>sodium overload

Eat rice instead, anon-kun.

>>39594221
>live in the shitwest
>only ramen I can but is maruchan chicken or beef
I'm so fuckin jealous of you faggots

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>>39599709
Ne proetsirui svoyi problemy na menya.

>>39601403
This guy >>39599709 is right.
Your taste sucks.

>boil in milk
>add ranch
>add a slice of kraft american cheese on top
>wait for it to melt
>enjoy

Buy electric kettle
Heat water up
Cut cooking time in half

>>39601475
>boil in milk
>add a goat meat

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>>39601427
>complains about someone's taste in literally poorfag ramen thread

>make a hard boiled egg
>add hondashi to the water
>Add noodles
>add cooked veggies like carrots, peas, mushroom, green onion
>Once noodles cooked, add some miso
>Put in bowl, add cut in half hard boiled egg, sprinkle green onions, sprinkle some japanese red pepper spice.