How do I get a free PS4 controller?

>>39593362
blow yourself up 4 allah, you will get a free controller in heaven 4 free, bundled with 72 virgins

Try and return it but say you don't have the receipt

How bad is it broken? Go buy one from Walmart, return your broken one

>>39593455
It is clean, however the bolts are sort of worn out, though I don't think it is that noticeable. There is a serial code running at the back of the controller, and I am afraid that they track the codes and will find out that I hadn't bought it from them. I might still try it.

>>39593456
I live in the UK. The dpad doesn't work, and I can't unscrew the controller to potentially fix it because the bolts have worn out.

>>39593362
Cam boipucci in an original way

How about ordering it from Amazon and claiming that it wasn't delivered, or perhaps delivered to the wrong house. What would the success rate of this be?

>>39593362
Get a job or whore yourself out

>>39593984
Fuck off I will never work.

>>39593362
>Tfw laptop charger is broken
>Tfw at 9% right now
>Tfw don't even have a phone so can't be a dumb phoneposter
Fuck my life so hard boyos

>>39593362
Are you twinkish? I might be able to help you out.

>>39594014
Oh, here we go. About to die. Goodnight, sweet prince. Hopefully I'll be able to get a new one soon. SYOTOS, /r9k/.

>>39594009
Get the fuck off my board then

>>39593577
this works if the tracking doesnt say you signed for it

>>39594222
I can say somebody else signed it.

>>39594061
And so he rests.