>tfw just got my dick sucked now fiancee is fixing me a bowl

How do you "fix" a bowl of ice cream?

>>39592280
You can shutting the fuck up and killing yourself. Don't ever talk to hubby like that.

>>39592397
Am....am i in an abuse relationship now?

>>39592487
You're in for a world of hurt. Hubby likes it when I bite his balls.

Wait what the fuck is happening

>>39592528
Don't worry it's a homossex "couple"

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>tfw waiting for OP to come back 1-2 years later complaining that his wife/husband cheated on him, or he is sick of them
Never fall for the marriage meme

>>39592593
>implying I'm lying about getting head

>>39592914
I have the spunk in my tummy to prove it.

>>39592037
>fiancee
It's not too late anon. You still have time to save yourself from a future divorce rape.

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>>39592037
>who /engaged/ here

What do you think shit for brains?

>engaged
you mean enslaved? I bet you bought a diamond ring like a good goy too

>>39592037
This would make me very nervous. People are very transactional. If someone's treating you like that then they're doing it because they expect something in return.

>>39593111
Actually he's the one who does the raping. Pretty much the only reason we'll never have kids.