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I looked at the darknet and ordered a few times off Agora. I am afraid to post screenshots. I don't want to get v&. The prices were somewhat reasonable considering the risk involved for the vendor.

>>39590585
Wow, you're a bad boy, aren't ya? This one will definitely go on the news! What did you buy?

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>>39590638
SWIM bought ethylphenidate, methoxetamine and fifteen hits of acid. Nothing too major.

>>39590681
Did you enjoy them? See, I've never done any of these, as I'm a good boy (I'm a CNN reporter, don't ya know?)

>>39590707
SWIM got a bad batch of methoxetamine that made him crawl on the floor desperately trying to comprehend reality like a slug and impure, cheap acid. Not to mention ethylphenidate that made your face feel like it was going to fall off and turned your fingers purple.

>>39590806
Damn, sounds to me like that was worth a hefty sum of cash. You're a bad, bad boy, aren't you?

>>39590867
SWIM is a good doobie. He gives a dollar to the panhandlers at the liquor store and tries to resist the urge to shoplift dextromethorphan.

>>39590898
Why resist the urge, SWIY? It's not illegal if you don't get caught.

>>39590935
SWIM doesn't want to commit a criminal act for a lackluster high.

>>39591118
Fair enough, you aren't like me, then. Uh shit what, sorry I meant you ARE like me because I'm a good boy CNN reporter.