How can sex even be real? it looks too good to be true. It's

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What an incredible experience, anon! Holy fuck it's excellent!!

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>>39589452
>"you're not entitled to sex"

Why is this statement invariably uttered by people who have never had a major problem getting sex or romantic affection?

>>39589452
It's like a reverse-tinkerbell.

The less you care and believe in it, the more likely it's going to happen to you.

>in b4 normie wheeeee

I was always picked last in gym class. Even when gym class was co-ed, I was picked last after the fat girls. I still managed to improve myself and get laid with girls that were more or less as attractive and as autistic as me.

>>39589452
that girl is sexy and that's a delicious looking cock
I wish I could be either one

>>39589515
Because we know we aren't entitled to it

>>39589531
Wtf does being picked last have anything to do with it you stupid normal fuck

>>39589452
whats your skype hehehheeh

>>39589452
Sex isn't magical, but it sure is euphoric as fuck which is all a man can ask for in a short life full of struggles.

As with everything else in life, some people get the short end of the stick, some people are poor, and some people are ugly, the universe just happened to be this way. Too bad.

So now that we have that out of the way; Sex, like drugs is just one of those things that make life worth living, either get a girl or try a hooker a few times may not be the worst thing for you, but hey at least you should try to fuck somehow. There is a reason people used to say dmhs

>>39589515
Because no one is entitled to sex, nor anything else for that matter, some of use were just more fortunate in the rng that is life.

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>>39589531
>The less you care and believe in it, the more likely it's going to happen to you.

Which fucking one is it then?

One minute you people tell me "you have to actually go out and pursue girls, girls won't come to you". The next minute you tell me "stop caring about girls/sex". What the fuck is this? These are blatantly contradictory statements.

>>39589452
Source for some anons https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5927516a72949

>>39589586
stfu faggot! literally kys, you're what's wrong with the world

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>>39589452
>>get a hooker
>no

Then you have no right to be complaining, you idiot. Sex isn't even that good, BJ's are.

>>39589531
>improve myself
This won't help if you have an ugly face or if you're autistic, fuck off with your meme

>>39589603
don't bother trying to reason with normies. they know we don't get any girls and get off on rubbing in our faces

>>39589647
>hurr durr all sex is exactly the same! just pay for it you virgin!!!

Do you not comprehend that maybe people want to have sex with someone that actually desires them? Sex that involves some level of primal urge and passion? You know, like normalfags have?

>>39589603
Don't listen to that idiot.
He just like spouting just world fallacies.

>>39589603
>you have to actually go out and pursue girls, girls won't come to you

I never did say those words to you, but those two statements are not mutually excusive.

Go out and talk to girls, but don't expect anything to happen. Just be like "hey sup fag" (but don't literally say that to them). Talk to them just to see how their day is going and what kind of music they listen to or whatever. Imagine you're trying to make friends.

If in the back of your mind you're just thinking OH MY GOD SHE HAS BOOBIES SHE MIGHT LET ME PUT MY THING INSIDE HER AND WIGGLE IT AROUND you'll act desperate and girls can see that and they hate it.

>>39589558
If you weren't one of the few handful of kids left sitting on the bench when teams in gym class were being picked, you're not a robot.

>>39589647
If sex wasn't that good, you wouldn't bother having it would you.

That's like listening to a fat fucker finishing a whole cake and saying it sucked, but then has another slice.

>>39589653
>an ugly face

fix your ugly face

> or if you're autistic

get meds and therapy

If you are a neurotic robot then sex will probably be pretty average anyway. I am an absolute sex God according to the two girls I have had regular sex with, like worlds away from any other guy they've had.
The other girls I had sex with it wasn't even good for me or them, too much alcohol or drugs, nervous and trouble getting hard, just not really compatible for some reason, sex can be shit a lot easier than it can be good.

>>39589697
>guy who has had sex with multiple girls tells me I'm not a robot
I hate ironic posting, it really riles me up.

Honestly, and I know this is frustrating to hear if you've never had it, but at least for me sex isn't that great. It's pretty physically pleasurable but it wasn't the earth-shattering emotional experience I was led to believe it would be.

>>39589452
sauce

origiorig

>>39589452
I've had sex and trust me you're not missing out on anything.

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>>39589697
>Go out and talk to girls, but don't expect anything to happen. Just be like "hey sup fag" (but don't literally say that to them). Talk to them just to see how their day is going and what kind of music they listen to or whatever. Imagine you're trying to make friends.

I already do this for fuck sake. I've done this for years. It does nothing for me because, big surprise, if you talk to girls as if they were friends they treat you like A FRIEND. Not a sexual or romantic option.

I cannot turn on that flirty/sexual switch that helps escalate things from friendship to romance. And none of you normies will tell me how to do it.

>If you weren't one of the few handful of kids left sitting on the bench when teams in gym class were being picked, you're not a robot.

Obviously. But that's not the sole criteria. I'd say that if you have never had any major problems attracting women and developing romantic/sexual relations with them, you are not a robot. You haven't experienced our unending pain.

>>39589452
>you're not entitled to sex
Yes, you are. No sex = no productivity

>inability to attain sex should officially be considered a disability everywhere in the world
The UN is working on that.

>>39589702
>If sex wasn't that good, you wouldn't bother having it would you.
And i haven't, it's been 3 years already.

>>39589682
I didn't pay for it. We were into eachother, and i still say it wasn't even that good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vjEiFckbw

>>39589726
Yeah, I heard I was a sex god the first time I fucked.
Unlike you though, I have some self awareness to know she was just trying to boost my ego.
Same reason why guys tell girls they taste amazing when they eat them out, even though it's whatever.

Because OP didn't post source. I felt the need to,
pornhub viewkey=ph5927516a72949

>>39589770
Alright, sorry champ.
You're still a Normie though.

How do you guys last more than 30 seconds during sex?

I got drunk last time and managed to last 5 minutes, though I don't want to be so inebriated next time

>>39589702
>If sex wasn't that good, you wouldn't bother having it would you.

Shhh. You're disrupting the echo chamber. You don't want robot tears on your hands, do you?

>>39589806
>You're still a Normie
Borderlining Robot though

>>39589452
sorry I think you got lost on your way to >>>/r9k/ buddy.

>>39589809
The guy he's replying to admits he isn't a robot though. Are normies really so stupid they can't even agree with /r9k/ without whining about it?

>>39589787
>>39589610
>that costume and makeup

internet porn was a mistake

so many degenerates posting shit of themselves on the internet

Become a drug addict it can ruin your libido

Heroin >>>>>>>>> sex

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>>39589697
>Imagine you're trying to make friends.
Virgins giving sex advice is truly top kek

>>39589452
Too good to be true? If hedonism is your game, certain drugs are the only experience where it's hard to believe how good it is.

Being a virgin is only paining you so much because of biological instincts and social constructs. Good sex is 1.5-2 times better than good masturbation. Being in love is its own special thing but it's not really euphoric.

>>39589828
>Borderlining Robot
Not even close, retard.

>>39589909
You wouldn't say that if you knew me

>>39589770
Damn 3 years. Gtfo Chad

>>39589762
>cannot turn on that flirty/sexual switch that helps escalate things from friendship to romance. And none of you normies will tell me how to do it.

You go to the movie theater with them or you invite them over to your place/your parent's basement or you go to theirs or whatever, be somewhere relatively intimate and sitting next to each other.

This is all you need to do, this is what gets you out of the friendzone.

Put your hand on their thigh.

That's all it is.

If she doesn't slap your hand away or gets up and runs away screaming, that's an open invitation for more. You can then kiss her and likely get your willy wet.

It also helps your odds quite a lot if you're both drunk or high or fucked up on something.

>>39589808
no joke, get a fleshlight (or make one?) and practice with it.

>>39589785
I'm not here to brag dude but it's true. Those multiple orgasms don't lie.
I have a 9 inch cock so maybe that is why, but both of these girls I've seen enough to know that they aren't trying to feed my ego.

>>39589762
fucking this

originalsssssss

>>39589929
>Live for 23 years without having sex
>Stars align and i have sex with a girl a handful of times within a month
>Go another 3 years without it
If that's what you think a Chad is you're delusional

>>39589885
When did I say I was a virgin? Just the opposite.

99% of robots never get to be with a girl because they come on way way way too strong.

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>>39589931
>You go to the movie theater with them or you invite them over to your place/your parent's basement or you go to theirs or whatever, be somewhere relatively intimate and sitting next to each other.

But HOW do I get to that stage in the first place?

Why do you describe everything as if it was the most simple thing in the world? This kind of thing is REALLY fucking hard for me. I've NEVER asked a girl on a date before. The thought of doing so nearly makes me want to throw up out of fear.

I just need someone to tell me exactly what to do. Exactly how to get a girl to like me. Exactly how to ask her out. Exactly what to do during the date. Because I have literally no idea and it's all so scary.

>>39589985
You have to try it a bunch of times. You have to get over that fear, because it's probably the only thing actually holding you back. Like fucking anything with life, the only way to get good is to practice. You have to talk with a bunch of different girls. You have to become okay with being shot down. You have to outright welcome being shot down. Women are looking for confidence, and only through the confidence attained by a thousand "no"s will you start to hear "yes".

>>39589985
Don't bother taking them to the cinema if they aren't slightly interested already. My sister gets her orbiters to take her out to dinner, to the movies, to special events all the time. They don't get so much as a hug off her. She does it so she doesn't have to pay for herself.

>>39589985
Just originally be yourself anon.

>>39589964
I have a 7.5x6 inch dick, I'm still not dumb enough to believe I'm "le sex God!" enough though I was juggling both girls for 2 months.

Girls will literally say anything to boost the ego of the man they are with.

If you hurt them, they would trash talk you to oblivion.

>>39589610
No idea what shes dressed as but ive busted many a nut to this

>>39590037
i hope your sister gets her face melted with acid

>>39589647
BJs are good foreplay, but not better than actual sex

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>>39590036
>You have to try it a bunch of times

Okay, so what do I do, in EXACT terms? Tell me.

Do I go up to literal random girls and ask them out? Do I ask out female acquaintances that I know? What do I do if they say no? What do I do if they say yes and then the date comes and I'm awkward, fumbling and goofy, and therefore put them off?

>Women are looking for confidence, and only through the confidence attained by a thousand "no"s will you start to hear "yes".

But the vast majority of men do not have to do this. Why me?

>>39590092
I disagree wholeheartedly.

>>39590036
>bring rejected gives you confidence
>just be confident bro

Why do you normies so fucking retarded?

>>39589974
>When did I say I was a virgin?
You didn't need to.
>Just the opposite.
Mmmkay
I'm sure brotalk has all the m'ladies dripping for you.

>>39589985

To be blunt... it's therapy time for you.
And no, the therapist won't tell you what to do or how to do it.
They'll say the same thing, once you accept who you are, and are willing to be vulnerable, and can act despite the fear, then it almost doesn't mater what you say.

There is no, script, it's all improvised.

Except of course if you go to an improve class they actually help you to learn to improvise, whereas people who tell you there are no social scripts for chatting women up just sort of leave you stuck with nothing to say.

Fear is the mind killer.

>I must not fear.
>Fear is the mind-killer.
>Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
>I will face my fear.
>I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
>And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
>Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
>Only I will remain.

>>39589647
finally someone gets it

orginsucks

yo i know the original video that the pics from

>>39589726
>>39589964
Is preteenposting a new meme?

>>39589985
You send the girl the following text:

>hey do you wanna go see [MOVIE TITLE] with me this weekend

exactly as it is, no punctuation or emojis or anything

asking girls out in real life is kind of gay, and it only increases your chance of spilling spaghetti by 1000%

So when she replies, if she replies yes your reply is
>haha okay cool I'll meet you at [15 MINUTES BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS]

if you drive, you can of course pick her up.

If her reply is no, then your reply is
>no worries ttyl

Again, no punctuation or anything. All lower caps, abbreviation for "talk to you later", no emojis.

There's a tested science to that. Typing in all lower caps with loads of abbreviations and a casual tone means that it's giving the impression that you're as laid-back and as casual about it as possible. You could not care less if she said yes or no. Girls love a detached attitude for the first date.

There's also a formula to "hey do you wanna go see [movie] with me this weekend" with every word serving its purpose that I could deconstruct, but I'd rather talk about what goes on during the date.

>>39589633
Nothing is wrong with this world, you are just a jealous jealous imbecile

>>39590106
I'll tell you what to do. Go get your ass drunk at a bar, talk to all the girls there relatively early in the evening, if you have a nice conversation with one of them you either toss a Hail Mary or suggest you be friends first.

There's no guaranteed way. Just like guys are so different, so are women. You'll just have to throw shit at the wall until something sticks. Alcohol will just make it a tiny bit easier for both of you. If this is too much for you, just accept it wasn't meant to be.

>>39589452
Is sex really that big of a deal? Is it that big? You seem like a shill

>>39590184
See you normies have a warped sense of reality. You just assume we get girls numbers to text

>>39589452
i've blown so many loads to that video

sadly the whole nymph thing is really the strong pull, she's not all that attractive in her other stuff.

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>>39590141
>To be blunt... it's therapy time for you.

I've already had therapy for depression and anger issues. It's helped with that. It doesn't help much at all with my issues with women. And for as long as my issues with women continue, I will become ever more depressed and more angry.

>There is no, script, it's all improvised.

Why can I improvise socially in groups, but not alone with women? Why can I improvise when I am doing, say, public speaking or acting, but I can't with women? Why am I seemingly confident in nearly everything except talking to women?

I'm serious about this. I've done everything I can to improve my life. It has worked. Except with women. I am still the same blubbering, jittery idiot that I was when I was 16 the very moment a woman steps in front of me.

>>39590062
I hurt both of them and the fact that I'm a sex god was something they used to trash talk me - I think I'm so cool because blah blah blah, don't think I can't go without it just because only you can etc etc. Never any suggestion that it wasn't that great.

I'm pretty insecure and take compliments with suspicion every time, this was just obvious though. I'm sorry if it upsets you for some reason.

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>all these normies giving advice to a robot
It's like watching birds trying to teach pigs how to fly.

>>39590247
Will you please seek for attention elsewhere faggot? Nobody cares

>>39590131
>Why do you normies so fucking retarded?
Some people are very good at editing their memories.
They literally forgot their failures, and as such after 100 fails that single success boosts their confidence massively.

Basically they have shit memories.

>>39589513
please gib link!

original comment, desu~

>>39589452
>you're not entitled to sex
>no one is
>inability to attain sex should officially be considered a disability everywhere
Make up your mind you entitled faggot

>>39590247
>I'm pretty insecure
Literally the only true thing this newfaggot has typed thus far.

>>39589531
>I stop caring that I dont have a gf during my late teens
>still cant get a gf
>i start caring that I dont have a gf once i hit my early 20s
>still cant get a gf
>now im in my early 30s and ive stopped caring that i dont have a gf
>still cant get a gf

Yeah I see what you mean.

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>>39589759
This.

I've had tons of sex and honestly I prefer masturbation.

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>good-looking, socially-successful people with plenty of friends and happy lives can get disability welfare if they have schizophrenia
>a sad depressed KHV loser who has no friends and thinks about killing himself can't get disability welfare

Makes u think

>>39589531
This shitty fucking logic is stipulated on some karmic system which some godly arbiter presides over. The ONLY way to attract women is to be ATTRACTIVE, it's not fucking rocket science. Be physically attractive, bam, you got a girlfriend (that is if you leave your basement).

>>39590231
I've been working in my current job for a year.
I have no new numbers in my phone.
I just never seem to get around to it.

Normies seem to just get numbers somehow.
>they ask for them
Yeah, yeah, but when? If I'm chatting to a coworker about currently popular TV show, or what they did on the weekend, then why would I stop that to ask for their phone number, and if I'm not chatting with them then I would have no reason at all to ask.

>>39590184
Oh and on the off-chance that she doesn't respond or doesn't respond immediately, DON'T send anything else to her.

So I don't know what kind of movies you're into, but scary movies have actually been proven to increase people's attractions to each other when they watch it together. I can't be bothered to google and paste it here but you can look it up yourself. Comedies are also a fine choice. If you're not on opposite ends of the spectrum, you can always go see some sort of political documentary as well.

During the movie, don't worry too much about making witty commentary. Laugh when something funny happens, try to make eye contact with her when you're both laughing. You can also laugh during the horror movie. Pretty much just enjoy the movie and make notes about what it gives you to talk about.

The right time to put your hand on her thigh and kiss is after the movie is over, during the end credits and you've asked her what she thought of the movie and you've said that the movie was really funny or really dumb or really interesting. Go in and make your move. This is when the path splits three ways, but just kiss her a bit, leave her wanting more.

1.Assuming you've successfully kissed her, smile and say something like "I had a really good time" and ask her if she wants to go get coffee at a coffee place or something. There you can talk some more about the movie and more importantly talk about her and what an interesting person she is.

2. She's horny and is kissing you back, putting her hands over you and letting you put your hands all over her. Invite her over back to your place.

3. There is always the off chance that is a total virgin herself or a prude or was molested or something. She doesn't want to kiss you. That's fine Smile and apologize and say that you had a really great time with her and you couldn't help yourself. Offer to go get coffee with her and go talk about the movie and what an interesting person she is.
>cont

>>39590327

Sigh.
The ideas that you're not entitled to sex, but humans suffer when they cannot find a sexual partner are not contradictory.

>>39590141
>Giving your money to the therajew

You are the perfect goyim. Having some cunt rapid fire platitudes at you is NOT, and will NEVER be a good investment.

>>39589749
mattiedoll

>>39590392
You can be attractive but if you just mumble and stare at your shoes all the time, you won't get a gf.

>>39590468
Why would that happen bar the person suffering from SEVERE autism? Despite that, you'd be surprised, women are VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY lenient with good looking people. Women are dumb and receptive to aesthetics foremost, it overrides every other "fault" a person has.

That's why a legitimate defense for cunts against other cunts who are lacking in beauty is to posit that they're jealous - and it fucking works! Because those cunts normally are jealous! Very superficial, low IQ scum.

>>39590460
>platitudes
Sounds like you've encountered some really mediocre therapists.

Like the sorts that have you saying "daily affirmations" and shit.
As apposed to the sort that help you to face your demons, and dismantle the house of pain you've built around yourself.

>>39590435
Disregard that YOU MUST ATTACK

>>39589452
I genuinely think prostitution should be allowed for permavirgins. Anyone agree?

>>39590435
with path number 1, after you've talked about her and what an interesting person she is, you can still invite her back to your place. She might say no, that's fine, kiss her again and say you'd like to see her again. Don't text her anything for 24 hours, let her text you if anything.

with path #2 you should be balls deep in her by now

with path #3 you gotta be the gentleman and drive her home or walk to her car or take the bus with or have her ride the back of your banana seat bike or whatever, at your last chance smile and stare at her for a moment and see if she'll kiss you, if not just hug her and say that you'd like to see her again. Again, don't text her for 24 hours.

Those are the basics

>in b4 more "normie wheeee"

>>39590564
It is allowed in countries which aren't completely fucking retarded.

>>39589515
>you're not entitled to sex
>apparently niggers are entitled to birth control though
Explain.

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>>39589603
it's just a reaction to what they see in front of them, there's no real thought put into any of it

>anon keeps to himself, doesn't have a gf
>the reason he can't get girls is because he's not trying!

>anon is visibly trying, doesn't have a gf
>the reason he can't can't get girls is because he's trying!

The truth is that whether somebody is attracted to you or not, and whether they will approach you is pretty much out of your control. If you're nothing much to look at then you always have better chances if you actively approach women because no woman would ever choose to approach you, but if you're lucky one might choose to accept your advance after having done all the legwork. The only reason to "stop thinking about girls/sex" is because the situation is hopeless and there's no point in continuing.

tfw never would get laid and got virgin q t gf and always have sex now

eh its okay


basically you guys are too beta and women hate it. my advice would be start doing more drugs or at least smoking pot and drinking more. Women love dick they aren't angels.

>>39590563
>How Anon Got Charged With His First Count Of Sexual Assault: The Musical

>>39590555
All of them are bad because they see hundreds of retards a year and are more concerned with paying for their vacations and new homes.

>>39590581
It's not allowed in America.

>>39590468
You'd be surprised at what you can get away with when you're good looking

>>39590612
So, a country which is completely fucking retarded? lmao

Is it weird if I have had girls invite me to hang out with them but I usually turn them down? Is it my own fault I'm a virgin? I am genuinely scared of what would happen if I went to a girl's house.

>>39590581
Name a country that isn't retarded

>>39590652
your own fault, and you have weird fears, if anything of this shit is even true and not bait.

pussy is just inverse dick, you faggots.

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>Watching porn
>See girl with big ol' tatas and THICC ass and thighs
>Trying to fap
>Keep thinking of how I will never fuck or suck those glorious bags of sand
>Keep thinking of how I'm a 24 year old virgin
>Lose boner, get mad and kick desk in rage

>>39590685
It's true. I am just scared of intimacy I think.

Why don't we just make it law that men are entitled to sex?

>>39590435
Not him but thanks for your quick guide. Question though : do we do this with new girl acquaintances, or is it doable as well on a girl you know thanks to another girl friend ? What if she's in your class in uni and you got her number just for practical purposes ? Isn't it too risky to try this after a movie ? Especially because this is not a very good social setting allowing for much interaction etc.

Legitimately interested and curious robot asking here.

>>39590529
>Why would that happen bar the person suffering from SEVERE autism?

We are on /r9k/ in case you forgot.

>>39589765
>The UN is working on that.

Holy fucking hell, I just had this same argument with a bunch of dumbasses regarding the 'blue whale game'. Why do people read headlines and then clearly not read the article?

The push by the WHO to which you are referring is about expanding the definition of 'infertility' to include 'people who cannot find suitable mating partners'. If they get their way, you'll be able to get a vat-grown baby. They're not trying to give you a court-appointed girlfriend or virginbux.


>>39589808
>How do you guys last more than 30 seconds during sex?

One good practice is to start in a position which gives the girl total or near-total control of the motion. I strongly recommend cowgirl.

>>39589452
Why do you guys go around obsessing over sex when you can enjoy lives pleasures such as video games, partying and sports.

>>39589531
>the less you care and believe in it, the more likely it's going to happen to you
>I still managed to improve myself and get laid with girls

So obviously "not caring" didn't work, so you improved yourself. Fucking kill yourself you fucking normalshit.

>>39590768
Because the human brain focuses on sex when it isn't available.

>>39590726

Thanks for reading and not posting a frog at me!

>What if she's in your class in uni and you got her number just for practical purposes ? Isn't it too risky to try this after a movie ?

Yeah, it's best to already know her (or know about her) and be on an already friendly basis.

If she has facebook or instagram you can get a sense of she's into. You can either add her as a friend or just lurk her page, and then either be like "I saw that you were into [hobby or interest]" and talk about that, or casually bring up something that you know she has an interest in.

You can always organize not-dates like small group study sessions or ask her if she has notes from last class or something like that.

>>39590659
Finland
Switzerland
New Zealand

>>39590778
I improved myself because I wanted to improve myself for my own sake. I'm sorry that it's so upsetting to you.

>>39590694
I know that feel. That's why I stopped watching porn and started fucking girls with big tits.

>>39590604
Oh, my sides.

>>39590768
>video games, anime, and porn
Quick fix for accuracy.

>>39590783
No, that's just you. Normal people rarely think about sex, its more a in the moment thing.

>>39590768
>partying
Doesn't this imply sex? At least if there are girls?

>>39590855
Normal people have sex available.

>>39590861
Rarely, parting is more about hanging out with friends and having fun.

>>39590890
Not all the time. Many normal people have dry streaks over several months.

>>39590768
Video games make me frustrated.
Partying gives me a headache.
No good at sports.

Having sex with my girlfriends, on the other hand, in indescribably gratifying on multiple levels.

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>>39590928
>dry streaks over several months
>months

>>39590587
do you want their population to multiply several times?

>>39590957
No, but if it is the price we have to pay until virgins are given their free gfs I am willing to put up with it.

>it looks too good to be true.

This is the complete opposite to how I feel. Like, I'm not gay, I find tits & ass hot, but sex just looks gross and weird and uncomfortable as fuck. I'm more than happy sticking to fapping.

>>39590928
"Not available" meaning "I'm 25 years old and have never seen a pussy IRL".

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>>39589452
It is not really THAT amazing. It is fun, it feels nice and the emotional validation is nice, but it isn't that nice.

Also here is the sause
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5927516a72949

>>39590928
mildly amusing bait

>>39591059
What is preventing you? Mutual consent?

>>39589452
>How can sex even be real?
>It's so normal for other people but for me it's like the biggest dream that I will never get to experience in real life

I held the same sentiment when I was younger. The fact most knew what it was to be touched by someone who wanted to touch them seemed more wondrous than the miracle of any messiah. How could others consider something so alien to me natural?

It was only after my arrest by the Office of Mental Health that my perspective changed. It was an amazing experience: clapped in chains, stripped and thrown into a ward dedicated to lunatics, psychotropics intended to pacify me forced down my throat. I walked the halls with men who frothed as they ranted against tortures inflicted by enemies only they could see and hear.

I had never truly believed in such a world until experiencing it firsthand. Though I had read accounts, there had always been the sense that the realms in which madmen dwelt were nothing more than salacious fairy-tales, disgusting places that belonged to the pages of novels rather than history books. Hell remains nothing more than a nightmare until one finds himself burning in it and, despite his screams, is incapable of waking up.

Not all things are given to all men. For some, the torments of the Inferno will never be anything more than frightening stories, insubstantial as the boogeyman lurking in a closet. For a far smaller number, the pleasures of Earth seem equally absurd. To such repulsive ghouls, the loving touch a woman is no more a realistic prospect than the embrace of some woodland nymph.

A chasm exists between the world of men and monsters. Casting their gazes across it, the denizens of both sides glimpse a Dreamland neither will trespass. Having done so, the former breathe a sigh of relief; they've recognized that the Hell they've espied is so far away that it can never singe them. Doing the same, the latter scream having realized the Paradise they behold is just as distant.

>>39591332
Beautifully fucking expressed.

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>>39589452
I've been in your position for 20 years before finally getting a gf a month ago, and let me tell you it's a lot less hot irl. For starters blowjobs won't feel half as good as jacking off, unless your girl is a huge slut and have sucked hundreds of dicks.
Secondly you won't really be able to see much of the girl in most positions unless she's riding you, but once again that doesn't feel that good, because girls do this grinding shit on your pubes that just feels like weird friction and if you're unlucky it might even hurt.
Another thing is you have to do all the work and it feels like a performance, because you don't want to cum too early, but if you aren't careful you enter this stage where it becomes impossible to cum just from the vaginal stimulation because you've been going for too long, and once again it just doesn't feel as good as your hand.
Sex with someone you love is amazing, but it won't be like in your pornos. I masturbate almost every day even though I could just have sex with gf instead. Thankfully I'm high test enough to also fuck her two or three times a day, but it just never feels as good as rubbing one out.

I do think everyone can make it though, and I'm not even normalfag larping here. Please don't give up on women completely just because the majority of them are worthless thots.
And believe in yourself a little, the reality is that most people just look average and have average personalities.
You're probably never going to get a girl like the ones you lust over on instagram or youtube or whatever, but the vast majority of people are in relationships and some girls will like you just for being hygienic, healthy and nice.

>>39589647
>bjs better then sex.

Hahaha lol wut. Spotted the virgin.

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>>39589452
I know how you feel anon. I don't hate individual women for not wanting me, everyone gets rejected. It's the fact that EVERY women rejects me, gives me that "look" I'm sure you all are familiar with. The few times a women has shown men attention has been to get something out of me. I simply don't trust them anymore. For so long I just wanted somebody to want be with me, to give me basic human contact,sometimes I still do. Sometimes I wonder what a woman's hand feels like, what her lips feel like. I didn't ask for these feelings, yet they still torment. Please, someone please make it stop.

>>39589531
not true. i was autistic as fuck and never cared about sex all through highschool. never happened. Although, I did come close once.
It's far better an idea to actually try.

>>39589697
This is good advice. Listen to it robots.

Most girls fucking suck at sex anyway.

>>39590732
No one on here has genuine autism, they're just failed normalfags, most likely because they're ugly and slow. Probably extremely weak personalities that get dominated in any social setting.

>>39591709
It's not even real advice, most robots don't even know how to make friends or approach people in general. It totally encapsulates how a normalfag is ignorant of the problems robots have, because he relies on a lot of intuition they do not have.

>>39590936
>doesn't play vidya
>doesn't play sports
>doesn't go out to parties
How do you even know people, you lying boring fuck?

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>>39591332
Are you the same autist who posted this?

>>39589762
>I cannot turn on that flirty/sexual switch that helps escalate things from friendship to romance. And none of you normies will tell me how to do it.

>Be attractive
>Don't not be attractive

>>39590563
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

THAT WASN'T ORIGINAL?

>>39591825
I have the same opinions about those 3 things.
>How do you even know people?
I don't. I have two friends, but we never meet up, we just online chat.

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Hello, I have had sex with prostitutes numerous times, in fact at one point I had an addiction.
I have fucked gutter trash, and I have fucked high end escorts. Yes I have "cum in pussy no condor"

if you only care about the tactile sensation of sex go to backpage or an escort site that caters to your area (easiest to find in big cities) and look to see who continuously advertises over the course of a few weeks. Check USA sex guide for reviews to see who's legit. Then pay for a hooker.

If you don't want to risk STD's (I've fucked dozens of streetwalkers, escorts, etc. and have never gotten one but the risk is always there and always makes me paranoid) get an onahole. Go to the /jp/ onahole general and look through the guides. I personally recommend the Lolinco virgo, the Venus real, or the Mouth of Truth onaholes. I'd say that they pretty much, when compared to bareback rough sex with a female (no love involved obviously) feel as close to the real thing as possible. in the case of the lolinco virgo and mouth of truth they actually felt better than vaginal/oral sex since you control the speed/intensity. Get a warmer and onatsuyu lube for the best combination.
BUT if you want a GF that's going to be difficult as I have never had one. Perhaps if you feel like you have literally no hope of ever changing you could try making a tulpa. I've heard good things and the memes about them making you crazy are just that, memes.
good luck OP