>tfw to intellegent

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>>39587800
>tfw scored top of my class in a spelling test in 4th grade

Still riding that high today

>>39587800
I am not very intelligent. I didnt finish highschool, been in prison, and i am pretty stupid

But i have a very good memory and mind for making money (illegally and legally). Also smart people say that being good at chess means you're smart but i'm a dumbass and I'm a monster at chess

>>39587800

>why do you think you're intelligent?
Because I'm good at everything I do and am a fast learner and adapter, also have mild prediction powers
>what are you studying/working?
Nothing, I've been a bernout neet for the past year that does nothing but smoke weed drink alc and joyride in my car
>why are you a robot?
Not a robot I just like coming here for lels, first time here since 2015

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>>39587800
>MFW IQ 110

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>>39587800
I pity you and the others here. Intelligence is the antithesis of happiness.

>>39587854
>But i have a very good memory and mind for making money (illegally and legally)
Would you mind sharing some of that wisdom? I'm sure most of us have no idea how to make money outside of the wagecuck route

I'm intelligent except in meaningful ways. I'm good with technology and machines in general and I can speak and write very well. This has made me money, but it hasn't given me any way to be less awkward socially and I suffer that every day. I realize that because I'm functional means to a lot of people that I'm not a robot, but when people do things I don't understand their motivations. I don't remember what it was like to hang out with friends. Every day I grow more acutely aware that there is a lot of tension and tense people out in the world, and it makes me not want to interact with them. I don't want to fight for what I'm due, I don't want to play games or puff chests over status just to get my basic needs met. I don't want to argue over parking spaces and which stores have what in stock and now I have to go to the manager and get someone to fucking do something, how is it that normalfags have such low standards for themselves and such high standards for everyone else? At the same time, I'd rather hang out with a dummy than a normalfag as long as the dummy is honest and doesn't bear me or anyone else ill will. Being intelligent is certainly a fucking liability when it comes to participating and being happy in a world full of normans.

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>>39587800
>why do you think you're intelligent?
I'm good at math and memorizing numbers and other more boring stuff
>what are you studying/working?
I'm studying math in college
>why are you a robot?
Can't relate to people, can't initiate conversations, and also generally unhappy.

>>39587955
We already know that, there's nothing that can be done about it.

>>39588055
Fellow mathfag

>>39587800
>to intelligent
>to
found the brainlet

>>39588325
I thought that summer was over

Apparently not

>gold medal at Junior Balkan Olympiad in Informatics
>Crystal Prize for Best Paper at CompSysTech'14
>bronze medal at Balkan Olympiad in Informatics
>Bronze Medal at International Olympiad in Linguistics
>other medals in informatics on a national level
>first place at National Young Physicists Tournament
>other awards in physics and linguistics on a national level
>school is really easy except subjects that are just memorisation of facts or words (history, geography and german) and even in those I get a B

Now is my last year of high school. I am about to apply to Oxford.

Am a robot because I am fat and asocial. Both of those are partially because in first grade my parents signed me up to spend my time right after school with this tutor like lady. She made lunch every day. This lunch was about 2 or 3 times more than I would need to eat. I always told her I am not hungry, but she made me eat it. Over the course of the next four years I became fat, acquired almost no social skills (because almost no time with peers outside of school), and developed no habits to train or do anything physical.

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IQ 120
fulltime neet
>tfw to smart to work

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>>39587800
>why do you think you're intelligent?
When I was in school I always saw the other kids as disgustingly stupid. I always got top grades without ever studying. The problem was that around the time I was 17 I started encountering work that would actually require studying and I couldn't get into the groove of it having never done it before. I still passed my exams with minimal effort and next to no studying done.
>what are you studying/working?
Hoping to get into computer science. I'm expecting a college offer in the morning.
>why are you a robot?
No friends or social skills. I was always bullied in school for no apparent reason so nobody ever wanted to hang out with me. I think I'm getting better though, I nearly lost the K of my KV status when I went out drinking a few months ago.

>>39588427
Sarajevo?

>>39587800
>they want to brag about iq
I'll just leave this here.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.medicaldaily.com/why-smarter-people-are-more-likely-be-mentally-ill-270039%3famp=1

>>39588526
woah, that comfirms that i got a high iq yay

>>39588526
It's common knowledge that IQ is basically proportionate to neuroticism. It's pretty much part of /r9k/ culture, how mentally ill people are always stereotyping the stupidity of Chads and Staceys.

>>39587800
IQ 130

I'm studying Law so I can go into private investigation later

My job is gonna be stalking people, it should be obvious why I am a robot

>>39588511
>Sarajevo

What? No I guess. I am not from Sarajevo.

>>39588575
Where are you from anon? You mentioned Balkan Olympiad

>>39588598
The Balkans are an area in Central Europe.

>>39588598
Well, I don't want to dox myself.

>>39588619
I know what the fucking balkans are.

Answer the fucking question you fat faggot.

>>39588619
Not according to CEOI. We rarely get invited to it. (Central European Olympiad in Informatics)

>>39588631
Okay I dont give a shit anyway. Have a good night, Stallman lover.

I realized the universe begins and dies with me, and for all intents and purposes I am the center as everything is only relative to me. Manipulating perception to stand in other perspectives, that I am the universe and all possibilities existing at once. Every possibility ends with me. I am god.

>>39588636
>The Balkans are an area in Central Europe.

That was no me (poster of >>39588511).

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>>39588636
Hahaha that was funny asf thx baka senpai

I'm pretty sane(only moderately psychopathic) and have and iq of 128. I work at a warehouse, It has been said that there is a managerial position waiting for me and I have only been working 2 months.

I know there are many people that put my brain to shame, but it is enough to pursue my hobbies and impress most people in the real world with my social skills and knowledge.

>>39588674

You are /r/iamerysmart.

I grew up in GATE programs and was even offered to skip the 4th grade. Then my dad left and I didn't really have any parents around since my mom became a real estate agent who worked like 50-60 hours a week so I had no one to discipline me and I just didn't give a fuck about school. I started off freshman year in high school taking geometry and honors classes and by my junior year in high school, I was home schooled and just didn't give a fuck. I left that home school because they tried to make us do a senior project and ended up graduating from another program that basically hands out diplomas to retards. for english class, I got to do vocab and never even had to read shitty books and write any essays about my feelzzz about said boring book. Every time I tried to be a normie and do well in school, I could only keep up for a few months until I said fuck it and didn't do my homework. school was always easy, but it just felt like they burdened you with uninteresting filler work that didn't build any real world skills. I wish I would've just taken shop and auto classes instead of wasting my time pretending I cared about schoolwork. why am I so fucked up? I could have easily been a productive citizen, but I just never gave a fuck or had any authority to steer me in the right direction. sorry if I'm ranting...

>>39587800
>got 520 on my mcat
>not working even though im 25
>robot because friends all moved out of the state and i don't go out enough to make new friends

how do you find people to play tabletop stuff with that aren't complete sperglords/furries

i feel like the people i would want to play with would never care enough to go find people to play with

>>39588720
People who brag about IQs are losers. (Brag about actually things you have done that require you to be smart.)

>>39588722
I never said I was smart, only that I am aware and can shift perspectives at will. That's my reality, as different as yours is to your friends, your family. Another sum to average with the others for the expression of our humanity.

>>39588765

People who ridicule those of higher intelligence are losers.

>>39587800
>why do you think you're intelligent?
Everybody I meet keeps saying I am (I'm still on the fence of whether or not I'm intelligent -- I certainly don't feel any smarter than I was before).

>what are you studying/working?
Had to drop out because of SJWs (I'm not kidding).

>why are you a robot?
Depression and anxiety. Cliched, I know. But they've always been my Achilles' Heel ever since I was a kid (also the pee tape is real).

>>39589008
I am the guy with the medals from international competitions, so no he is not smarter than me. I am saying that IQ is flawed measurement.

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I'm mostly cocksure about this because random people keep calling me smart without my prompting. I actually come off as smarter than I actually am but am still actually smart.

My IQ is merely 1 percentile above the norm though. I mostly hang out with other people with 100+ IQs, as much as 4chan likes to talk about how dumb 4chan users are, I really doubt there are many people who can use a computer, find their way here, understand the weird culture, and spend a much of time writing and reading. The most extreme was going to uni where the smartest guy in the court was about 155IQ and I had no reason to really disbelieve it because he just crushed at everything he tried at. I couldn't hack it at the ivy league level, I'm "bright", not THAT smart.

I don't buy the intelligence = unhappiness meme because being intelligent, I've looked at the data and less intelligent people are less happy. Why wouldn't they be? They can't hold down a job even if they try. They can't get even an undergrad.

Why am I here? I'm well lazier than average
>Smart but lazy meme
I'm mentally ill, my skin is fucked, my teeth are fucked, and I have no social experience with women partially because of anxiety but more because of self-esteem. Yet I'm past my mid twenties.

>>39588568
This is wrong. It's mildly correlated, especially when you realise how many <75IQ people are that way because of some sort of mental sickness. The average IQ ranges probably have the least mental illness though.

>>39588765
You're not wrong, I'm a bit older than you, probably not as high IQ but still enough to be the lazy but smart meme. You know what it's like to still be talking about how you're high IQ but lazy into your 30s? Pathetic. May we well not have been smart at all. Inspires a feeling of disappointment and pity in others.

>>39589152

Did I not say that I know there are people that put my brain to shame? That was me trying to be humble anyway. I just said its enough to impress most people that I interact with.

I have an 80% complete race car which I designed and am in the process of building. In my gaming days I played the division 1 championships and I excelled in my hobby of car audio to the point that it has become a profitable side business.

>>39589318
I personally believe that the further from average intelligence you are, the more likely you are unhappy. So in other words, both intelligent and stupid people are likely to be unhappy.

>thinking you're smart
the ultimate form of stupidity

>>39587838

(You) for making me laugh

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>>39587800
>why do you think you're intelligent?
I was one of the 100 kids who got appointed into MENSA (largest and oldest high IQ society) when they came to the country I was born in but because of the political tension they had to leave without starting the program. A specialist from Switzerland came to study my drawings and a girls piano playing exclusively when I was 9. Won 3 chess tournaments at the age of 12. Scored full points in high school placement exam and won full scholarship to a private high school. I sculpt (marble and clay), paint (acrylic and oil), draw (chalk and graphite) and design (Photoshop). I know 2 languages fluently. In 3 National Honor Societies and a committee member at 2 of them. Participated in 32 MUN (Model United Nations) conferences and got 16 best Delegate and 4 outstanding delegate awards.

>what are you studying/working?
High school Senior (19 because I changed countries and had to retake a year because fuck the credit system). I'm planning to go to Milwaukee Institute of Art and Design to major in Illustration and minor in Psychology

>why are you a robot?
I experienced 2 childhood traumas that crippled me socially. I took 4 Prozacs a day when I was in 5th grade. Took several prescribed antidepressants daily including Strattera, Lustral, Xanax and Zyprexia for more than 10 years and I still do to cope with clinical depression. None of my achievements please me. I got diagnosed with schizophrenia when I was 14 and psychopathy at 16. Also I fell in love with only one girl in my whole life when I was 11 and we got separated for 6 years and she turned out to be an absolute basic whore, destroying my heart. Also still have my V card but I made out and touched a girls tits once but she was using me to make Chad jealous and I got beaten up by Chad and his friends later on.

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>>39589715
damn anon, thats rough. I guess you are a hard worker aside from being intelligent. How do you get motivation?

>>39589715
You've got to have sex, anon. You've got to get an artistic girl. Holy shit. You would get more ass than a toilet seat in small town Michigan in the e 90s.

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>>39589715
>you are just lying anyone can type that
My IQ was measured with a MENSA test by a professional who came to my home personally when I was 6. I scored 160-165 IQ, placing me into 0,0001% of people in measures of intelligence. I know that IQ decreases over time so I took it again when I was 16. This time I went to a MENSA HQ and got 155-160 IQ.

Also this is an anonymous image board. I don't have to prove anyone anything

>tfw booksmart not streetsmart

of course i'll get good grades if I spend all day studying because I have no friends, put me in the real work and i'm basically retarded

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>>39589837
>>39589851
thank you for your kind words, anons. I am not a hard worker, I barely studied for anything (except for art studies). And hopes of finding an artistic girl and loving someone again is the only thing that keeps me from ending it all.

135 IQ and people used to say I'm smart. I believe them I guess.

>>39589318
>My IQ is merely 1 percentile above the norm though.
did you mean to say standard deviation here instead of percentile? if you're in the 1st percentile of intelligence then i have very bad news for you, anon.

>>39590158
He probably meant what he said.

Anybody else hate brainchads more than normies? I just see intelligent people as superior so I envy them more.

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>>39589715
This anon is an ungrateful piece of shit and has it better than 99.9% of all normalfags.

>>39590372
literally how?

that was not original. Pickle rick

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>>39587800
I'm intelligent because I'm going for my math phd.
Any job I want 300k starting. Feels good to not be retarded.

>>39590372
care to explain how?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39587800
I can paraphrase any fact I have previously learned. I am fantastic at systems thinking and mathematical reasoning. I've been programming since I was 11 and am extremely proficient in reverse engineering obfuscated programs. I ace every exam I take. I dropped out of school because I thought my intelligence would be enough to help me start a company.
Turns out its useless if you have no drive/motivation and your attention span only lasts a week before you feel like moving to another project.

>>39587800
>why do you think you're intelligent?
I have an MSc in Physics
>what are you studying/working?
NEET
>why are you a robot?
Lazy and ugly

Is doing well in university a good indicator of intelligence?

>>39589715
Have you ever had your IQ measured? I'm going to guess it's somewhere in the 145 range.

>>39591371
yeah I explained here.
>>39589859

>>39587800
If you think you're intelligent and have terrible social skills then you aren't anywhere near as smart as you think you are.

>>39587800
>why do you think you're intelligent?

I actually never thought I was that intelligent until I took some serious time to reflect on my life. I realized that my parents, co-workers, and friends always acknowledged my creativity and wits.

Parents and friends of parents said I was the most curious child and asked questions all the time. A sign of intelligence because I always asked "why" and didn't see things as they were.

Co-workers during my engineering internships always said I had a bright future, and said I was "smart". I always picked mentors that I saw as the most intelligent and respected in their fields.

I finished my bachelor of science in mechanical engineering. I didn't try freshman year and got a shitty GPA, and was experiencing so much shit that led me to be a ROBOT which I'll touch base about later. But I graduated with a 3.6 GPA

My arrogance in self control led me to be curious enough to dabble with a lot of drugs to the point of chronic abuse. Oxycotin, Xanax, k-pins, lsd, weedLMAO, alcohol, fentanyl, cocaine, adderal.

I also took the time to learn different instruments as an adolescent which I heard builds different pathways in the brain for more creative thinking. I played the drums, piano, guitar. I also played sports and did martial arts. I even took up taking art lessons

I guess I'm smart because I always question everything and also try my best to learn something with a sense of urgency within me. I have a pretty quick learning curve apparently from co-workers.
>what are you studying/working?

I held several internships in aerospace, automotive, and medical devices. I want to pursue working in the latter industry as I felt it to be the most challenging.

>why are you a robot?
I am most def. a robot. I sympathize with all these guys, but I'm not beta. I learned how to pick up women, but now felt like I beat the game and am ultimately nihilistic. Robotdom was caused by traumatic events, drugs, death of love ones, being cucked

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>>39591567
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>>39591567
Also to elaborate, I never tried in high school. To cope with my shitty smile, I just smoked a shit ton of weed. I was good looking however, and once I fixed my smile and got into a car accident where I almost died I had resolve to experience everything as a CHAD. I had my first girlfriend, lost my virginity, and became a player after reading pua stuff.

this went on until college where I got accepted to a very good engineering school but I couldn't keep up with binge drinking, cycling drugs, working out, and fucking my gf at the same time resulting in a subpar GPA (less than 3.0). I wanted to succeed in my career so I actually started trying in school for the first time ever, and actually did well. But this made me more reluctant to spend time with my gf and she cucked me.

Im a robot because I experienced some really traumatic shit. Emotional abuse from my terrible smile still haunts me. I was betrayed by people I loved and thought would never hurt me. I lost my closest friend and had to put down my dog who I raised during a time where my family member died and I was getting cucked on while on accutane.

I have the scars on my face to prove my traumatic stress induced acne.

people think I'm a fucking chad but I'm actually just an ambitious robot that sets goals. right now I'm a NEET because I again, experienced a serious determintal loss and am coping from a psychopath who emotionally wrecked me at my last co-op and basically played me from getting a job after graduation.

I guess I'm not that smart. I had too much faith in humanity and was naive. I give too much of my self but its never enough.

>>39591653
shut the fuck up. you. brainlet

I will bend you with my IQ

>>39587800
>take sociology class
>Hate it by the second day
>Past the Dropout date so if I drop out its a failing grade

ohhhhh I loooooove it

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