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>be me, a few months ago
>praying to Kek for over a year now
>every night, before going to sleep, I praise him, while never asking anything in return
>suddenly get a huge crush on a friend of mine
>she has a boyfriend of 2 years
>I pray that she breaks up with him
>next day, she breaks up with him
I haven't truly believed in Kek before that, but this is a very weird coincidence.
Anyone has similar story? Or am I the only one autistic enough to take this seriously?
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>>39587063
You better move in on that anon, kek is watching.
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Post instructions on the kek worshiping ritual. Also, /pol/ aside. Some people are none ironically pegan or intrested in learning about it. I'm the last one.
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>>39587063
Anon eat the biopussi before it's too late
Kek would be proud
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Last week I prayed the bus would be slightly late so I wouldn't miss it, and it was slightly late
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>>39587367
I tried, after a few months she is still "heartbroken" (said that after I invited her out for a date)
>>39587429
I always start and end with "Praise Kek", and just thank Kek for everything he's done for me (both good and bad) and list everything significant that happened that day
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Should I make a shrine? I need to make sure I can show how grateful I am for kek and thankful my best friend converted me to a full blown autist
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>>39587063
Did you get digits or not. Start noticing repeating numerals in real life.
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>>39589130
Check around for repeating digits. Be it carplates or unit numbers or serial numbers. Kek manifests his power in digits.
You'd better check'em
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>>39587444
AND THUS SPOKE OUR LORD
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you created one hell of a thoughtform >>39587063
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>>39587063
You're praying to YHWH. He doesn't mind what name you call Him by, as long as you give Him praise.
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>>39587063
You have been utilizing memetics, OP. May Kek guide you.
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>>39587063
/pol/ thought that worshipping a chaotic daemon whould bring them salvation in the form of Trump. No look what they've created for themselves.
I'd stay away from chaos worship if I were you, friend. It's a double edged sword that will ultimately cut of the head of those that bear it.
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Gods have power equivalent to the quantity and sincerity of people worshipping them.
The Egyptian god Kek has gained a massive surge in notoriety lately and so has felt his power swell with new vigor.
Praise Kek
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