Got a new match. I guess my threads archive before these hoes

>>39586851
You are really bad at these threads. It's why they get archives.

>>39586893
I hadn't done one in years. They used to be a good time.

>doesn't even have her eyes open in pictures
>has any of the following flagged words in her bio
>cat, animal, dog, tea, Game of Thrones, Netflix, Myers-Briggs, the = symbol, chill

she's also butt ass ugly and doesn't use the term "anti-social" properly.

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>>39586975
Another great start.

>>39586851
"Rick and Morty AND Game of Thrones? You deserve to be alone with your cat."

"There's a really nice German song about you."

>>39587021
Wew, already unmatched me. None of these hoes got any bantz.
What was she expecting? My bio is literally just "Go fuck yourself."

>>39587103
i wonder if they're actually struggling to get laid or whatever it is their goal is.

>>39587224
No idea, I doubt they're having any trouble finding sex here. This city is a degenerate capital.

>>39587103
she wanted to talk to you like a normal person you goober
stop this weird ass shit
your quirkyness is effeminate

>>39587285
Too bad. I don't want to talk to them. I want r9k to talk to them.
If you think I have any interest in these roasties you'd be wrong.

>>39587103
>4chan turbomemer
>bantz
embarrassing

>>39587365
My eyes are opened. I'm such an embarrassment. This will learn me to never try to do anything fun again.
Fun not allowed, boys.

>>39587438
go be a little bitch somewhere else

>>39587103
Females can't bantz.
Never met a female in 20 years that could shoot the shit.

>>39587501
You sound just like my dad.

>>39586851
Her eyes aren't open in any of her photos then she must be blind

>>39587281
I've never used tinder so i may be wrong here, but I assume they match you so they can see that you matched back and get an ego boost. Or maybe she thought you were being a lolxd memer, she does watch rick and morty after all.

>>39587956
Or shes Asian

>>39587328
fine stay miserable i dont give a shit
youll realize im right eventually and that this is pointless bullshit

>>39586851
Are you the dude from this thread? >>39587546

>>39587103
you're not even doing it right you fucking idiot. not entertaining even

>>39588080
I installed Tinder for this very purpose. I have no trouble picking up without a dating app, hell some girls approached me last night. It's literally just for these threads.
Evrything is pointless bullshit. Women are pointless bullshit.

>>39588115
No.

>>39588165
Not my fault you guys don't write interesting messages.

>>39588192
Ask the next one if she's an archaeologist

>>39587281
>>39586851
Austinbot?

Origalo

>>39588998
Nah, it's the other city that wants to 'stay weird'.

>>39587103
Your either not Chad enough, or was actually a pretty decent girl. But then again, she was in tinder, so she was probably a whore.

post more faggot

this coomment was not orig

>>39589150
Athens or Portland?

>>39589217
No matches yet. This new tinder plus bullshit is really cucking me, only got 4 matches in the 30 something hours since I started.
I know it's not new, but they started it after I last quit tinder.

>>39589282
Man fuck you premium motherfuckers

>>39589195
Definitely not a Chad. I'm average looking.
>>39589261
Portland.
>>39589311
I ain't paying for that shit either, m8. Waste of money.

>>39586851
probably atleast 5 replies saying this already(i hope) but thats a man anon