*passes the ball to you* C'MON ANON

I hope you're gonna pay for that window

>Tries to kick it back
>Misses
>Flails in the air like Charlie Brown
I actually did this once

>>39586788
>*passes the ball to you*

*flinches aggressively*

>>39586788
*stabs it with a penknife*
Soccer Chads are gay.

>not a through ball
cmon la

>>39586788

>pic related

Football was a shitshow at school

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>>39587232

Help if i posted it desu

>tfw I can actually play soccer

Not everything's bad I suppose.

attempt to kick the ball but i hit it awkwardly so that my leg goes 360 degrees over

>>39586788
I probably wouldn't have been so bad if I had some sort of confience and some sort of attendance in school

>>39586788
>evades 3 enemy players
>scores
I actually did this once back in elementary school

In middle school my retard teammates would always tell me to be the goalie or (at best) a CB

Haven't played any soccer since then

When i was 14 we had a soccer match at school.
One of my Chad classmates had a minor injury so i replaced him.
After like 30 seconds i scored.
I was kinda sporty but i was the weird feminine guy in class so everyone was speechless.

It's one of the few happy moments in my plain life.

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>>39586841
>>39588306
>>39588444
>>39588514
It's called football you fucking americans.

>>39586788
Obviously I'd pick up with my hands, tuck it under one arm, and run all the way to McDonald's.

>>39586788
>Toepunts it and bruises toenail
Actually did this my technique was shocking

>>39586840
How the hell do you flinch aggressively?

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>>39588554
>its called futbool u stupid amerikan

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>gym teacher makes you play goalie

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>>39588554
>American Football
>Britmong "football"
>Gaelic Football
Clearly the correct naming conventions are American football, soccer and football.

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>walking home from the store though a park
>normies playing football
>ball comes my way and decide to kick it back to them
>it rolls off my foot and goes into the lake
>speed walk away while they shout at me calling me a faggot

life is pain.

I don't play FAG sports LMAO stupid normalfags.

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>>39588554
>Britcucks make fun of Americans for calling their sport "football"
>They don't realise American football is named as such because it is based upon British rugby, the full name of which is "rugby football"

Don't act like you're superior, bongs.

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>>39586788
>alright dude
*passes it to some other dude*

>>39586788
>implying I ever got passed the ball
Team sports were hell. I was a sporty guy and played cross country and track, but I would NEVER get passed the ball despite being nowhere near last pick. Most of the time I would be on a team because of friends and not because of skill and for some reason I would never get the ball, even when wide open.