/britfeel/

>>39584572
first to call this thread fake and gay like OP

second for my parents don't love me and wish i was more like my brother

im avin a poo lads haha

Lads I'm gonna starve to death soon please buy my book so I can have a few shekels

Really great book on right-wing economics

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263184248546

STOP POSTING THIS SHIT NIGGERS ROFL MAO

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Men, I'm having a bad day.

>tfw NO DRUGS to calm the storms
I'm starting to get aches and pains from lounging around all fucking day.

The apathy is unbearable. I don't want to do ANYTHING that requires significant mental effort.
What the fuck do you guys do when you're feeling apathetic?
Reposting because the last thread's hitting post limit.

>>39584614
be more like your brother

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>>39584572
I'm very interested in the results of this lads.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13881782
http://www.strawpoll.me/13881782

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>>39584638
>ancap
time to go back to >>>/reddit/ my friend

>>39584650
i meditate when i feel crap. its good to empty your mind every now and then.

>>39584638
>right wing economics
>please help, im starving
think you need the book more friend

>>39584638
Why are you selling costa/starbucks crockery?

>>39584652
No, he's 3 years younger than me and far more successful. he's a proper normie

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Yesterday I saw a paki female with a headscarf reading/watching a motion manga on their phone, it was Attack on Titan

Probably could have married her if I wanted

>>39584638
That book obviously didn't do a very good job if you're still poor lmao

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>>39584615
just went for a lil' trip down to the defecation station too lad

>>39584707
found them in the trash outside a shopping mall (srs)

>>39584710
stop actin like the 'ard cunt around here when you would get webbed by a fart

>>39584710
Stop nuking your bollocks with tranny pills and you could marry one of your paki cousins, stop before it's too late. It's your last chance at normality

>>39584712
It's not the book that didn't do a good job. It's CAPITALISM and FASCISM that didn't do a good job. Please don't tell me you're one of those right-wing tory/trump fucktards?

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>>39584725
>mall
YANK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39584710
I'm proud of you for getting promoted Poley.

Just got back from my wank, a bit disappointing to be quite honest with you, I'm into the female orgasm denial, so theres this lass tied to a chair, and the guy is getting her off, and shes moaning "Dont stop dont stop" and the lad doesn't stop! I means whats the point if your just going to get her off, thats just normal porn!

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>>39584754
A great bait post friend, have a (You) as reward :)

>>39584638
>Really great book on right-wing economics
is starving think you need to reread the book you shill also why you selling books on ebay.

>>39584755
what the fuck do you call it then? im somali-british and i've always called it a mall

my mom keeps really annoying me about going to university.

>>39584638
It's 2 quid on kindle so I'll buy it there.

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why are British so bad at making burgers, lads? I've barely found a place that can make them bearable

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cuntwaffle

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You had better post you're waifu quickly anon, before it's too late

>>39584773
Shopping centre

>>39584778
Americans are British

>>39584778
why bother with eating burgers here? you have options from all over the world and you go for some shitty yank monstrosity?

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>>39584773
>Somali-British
Can we have an in-depth interview with a real club toilet Somalian?
>>39584783
Posty

>work in an almost all-female workplace
>the only other man that works in my department is a camp annoying cunt
>always some kind of drama every day
>everyone talks behind each other's backs
>everyone is really catty to each other or really fake nice
>always somebody crying or being sad
>subjected to cringey female "humour" every day
>always stupid work fuck-ups that could have been avoided
>stupid shift patterns because everyone has to pick up their kids or go see their sick mum or some shit
>boss is an old witch who has violent temper tantrums over the smallest things
Hell on earth right here. You'd think it would be like a man in an Amazon tribe type situation but none of them are even fuckable. The only reason I'm still here and get treated well is because of nepotism

>>39584778
because burgers are supposed to be something quick and easy, not a gourmet dining experience

>>39584758
Thank you, it means a lot because I feel like you mean it

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Should I file a complaint to this supermarket over being provided with shopping bags with no handles

It was basically a rubbish bag with a logo

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what makes it so tacky watch anon?

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>>39584867
Post non-tacky watches

>>39584867
It looks a bit like a kids watch. I think it's the big Roman numerals added to how bulky the watch is. Also, is that a brass colour or is it the lighting?

Fuck sake lads my accommodation is non ensuite

>>39584911
its rose gold

Catching up on Pointless. One of the teams from yesterday's episode went out with 9 points!

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Anyone else here who dislikes and always has disliked holidays? I'm going away to Cyprus next week and I'm dreading it

>>39584951
That sounds pretty gay, not gonna lie mate.

so what class are you lads?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13881913

>>39584844
yes, but they are not supposed to taste like shit

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>neighbours are 5 slav man who shout in foreign late at night
fuck sake lads

>>39584867
I like your jumper. Looks cozy.

>>39584986
>nauchi chujdi ezici, lad

yay

All 3 of my sisters are now biting my head off

All because I told one of them to shut the door behind herself, she refused
My sister then said I'm uncivilized for not cleaning my room

>>39584710
Shwe would eventually cheat on you with a BNP (Big Nordic Penis)

>>39584986

rather them than pakis or wogs lad

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>>39585008
What's that lad? I can't understand foreign.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD
ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! a9

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>>39585013
NO ONE CARES LAD!

>>39584972

what if my parents are well off but i'm poor and live with them

>>39585041
literally said ''learn foreign languages''

>>39585013
why dont you give them clip around the ear for being disrespectful to you

>>39585055
class is inherited and about your upbringing lad

>>39585034
yeah to be fair they haven't nicked anything and they're pretty shy because their english is bad so I don't have to make chit chat if I'm in the garden

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>>39584778
Because burgers are literal paki tier food that is eaten with your hands, why would Brits stoop to the same tier of barbarian savagery as that of someone who has bad table manners and etiquette that eats with their bare hands.

I mean even the chinks of all races have evolvoved beyond that of yanks in regards to not eating with their bare hands and thats saying something surely.
In the mean time ill stick to meals that follow propper etiqutte, after all its what seperates us from the spear chucking piccaninnys and the pajeets who shit in the middle of the street.

>>39585053
>NO ONE CARES LAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwipdk6-_NY

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Did you know I'm a poof

>>39585013

tripfag lad, can you estimate for me when they were last creampied?

details on all 3 pls

>>39585072
what's wrong with eating food with your hands? it's much manlier than a faggy knife and fork

>>39585052
Fuck of paki vermin

>>39585093
Never, maybe soon?

>>39585052
I've always wondered why Pakis go for children and force their own women to cover up or risk death if they so much as look at a guy from another race..then one of the mad lads here posted this: https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy

and it all started to make sense

>>39585061
but i dont plan on going to foreignlandia

>>39584972
what is with all this edginess? there are only 4 classes - working, middle, upper and elite

>>39585089
a puffy wittle rabbit more like!

Been living in a student hall alone all summer until 3 weeks ago when a girl moved in shes fucking noisy/messy as fuck, keeps bringing her stupid friends and messing the kitchen and using my stuff.

Everything I've heard is true, girls are terrible to live with

>>39585106
cuz i dun work innit

>>39585103
>maybe soon?
Is that an invitation lad? I will demolish your paki sisters with my BNP (Big Nordic Penis), proper colonise them. They're not fat though are they?

>>39585089
we all knew, lad

>>39585103

thank you for the feedback.

further enquiries will be made at a later date.

>>39585112
there has already been a call for waifus

you've been getting hasty with your blog posts recently

>>39585112
I think you should start a blog and take this boring shite elsewhere. Every fucking day

Should I buy a Kindle (Paperwhite)

That's the 110 quid model

>>39585104
Pakis need femdom
That was my fetish

>>39585136
All skinny but only my bp is on offee

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>>39585112
Even though it works out financially it's a lot of stress on top of everything else that comes with moving into uni. I also fear how it might effect your socialisation in freshers week.

>>39585112

go to the student room or something lad

>>39585125
Discipline her lad, set down some rules. Girls love that shit, you need to be confident when telling her though or else she'll just laugh at you

>>39585169
>only my bp is on offee
No thanks lad, I want a real woman. I've got a thick white cock, your sisters will love getting colonised. You could sit in the corner and watch though

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>>39585170
>>39585112
>I also fear how it might effect your socialisation in freshers week.
Absolute state of this thread nowadays

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>>39585113
:3

>>39585145
Ironically I lift a lot and am actully secretly a big softy

My bf is so nice to me, it's kinda of strange to be treated so nicely
Never had that kind of affection

>>39585125
this is where you learn to be a man and lay down the rules.

you can't just let a woman walk over you and disrespect you and your things that way or they'll be doing it your whole life.

>>39585089
>rabbit
>poof

Hmm, I think I know you

>>39585219
>Ironically I lift a lot and am actully secretly a big softy

why would lifting not make someone a softy? lifting turning people alpha is a meme

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this is the coolest thing I'll see today
>jesus Christ I'm a boring cunt

>>39585169
Will Muslim women secretly crave the Big Buddhist Cock now?

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>>39585163
Didn't see it
>mrw
>>39585163
>>39585164
Just don't really have a place to talk about it with people lads. Feel like you guys would have some good advice or something.
I'll stop talking about my life though, I can see why you would be annoyed with it.
>>39585170
It's a bit tedious, my main concern being whether somebody would be in the room with me, I think even any turbonormie would be the same in that regard. I don't want people within touching distance of my equipment alone.
Think I'll be fine for freshers though, wouldn't really change much I don't think.
>>39585175
From what I've seen I may as-well accompany a sibling to school and talk to twelve year olds.

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Did anyone else see this guy on Joe Rogan's podcast?

I mean, holy shit

Seriously this isn't photoshopped

>>39585264
>Posts underage anime character
>From what I've seen I may as-well accompany a sibling to school and talk to twelve year olds.

hmm

>>39585252
Because of my reputation before I told my close friends

They didn't believe I was gay and were worried I was a huge homophobe before lol

Bf likes it though

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>>39584783
I'm never late. I post precisely when I mean to.

>>39585280
That was used to imply it would be a bad idea anon

>>39585264
>didn't see it
It's alright lad, don't let that get in the way of your quest for attention

>>39585286
>Bf likes it though

fucking hell lad stop showing off

>>39585276
Is he the google guy? Really nogs the joggin'

the uni normies are the worst posters after the trips

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>>39585276
MODERN DAY ISAC HAMPSTEAD WRIGHT
>>39585288
Ur waifs has a lady beard

>>39585305
It's some new shitposter who only EVER makes posts about being queer. It's like he's 15 and just discovered gayposting. Tedious as shit

oi lads how about this
http://www.strawpoll.me/13882013

>>39585306

Yeah, listening to it now

the GOAT podcast tbqh

>>39585169
Do you use makeup Moni? Wondering if you have any recommendations desu in terms of brands. Rimmel seems good I think but I'm open to anything really

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>>39585305
Yeah sorry.
I'm just overexcited I lost my virginity to him last week after we built up our relationship so it was really special

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who /gommorah/ here

>>39585322
I thought that was some obscure historical reference but it's just the got fag. You disappoint me, son

if one thing really pisses me off its when i ask for criticism on a creative idea and the answer is "yeah sounds amazing go for it" and when i cant make it work they say "well i did think xyz..."
why the fuck didnt you tell me that when i asked for criticism.

>>39585349
My go to is usually ebin's semen

>>39585322
Imagine spunking all over those tits and face

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>>39585359
You the lad I recommended it to the other day? Such a great show, I need to get the book asap

at what point in life did you lose all respect for your own father?

For me, despite him leaving, and in some ways because of it, I always thought of him as being quite manly. He's over 6 foot, even though I outgrew him by about age 13, he's bald and has a beard, he knows about fixing cars and motorbikes and all that stuff. I generally thought he was a manly man.

Then this year when I was up visiting, my younger half-sister was being quite noisy with some annoying loud-talking normie lad who I'm sure has creampied her at some point. They were chatting so loudly that despite being what should have been out of earshot, they were very distracting. When my dad went over to them to ask them to be quiet, he said it in such a weak, appeasing manner that they literally just laughed at him and said no. This being a 16 year old girl and a literal stranger in the house laughing at the supposed man of the house. I immediately lost my respect for him, it vanished completely and I've never been able to look at him the same way since and I've even started to take a few liberties with mocking him, his baldy head, his growing age, knowing that there's nothing he can or would do to me. And of course, it was up to me to go over to my sister and that lad and with completely unemotional, masculine confidence told them that they needed to quieten down and it was nearly time for the lad to head home. Naturally they complied with me because I had become the man of the house, and it's not even my house, I live at home with my mum.

>>39585397
No ats me, ill do it when i finished twin peaks

>>39585349
I haven't started investing much in makeup yet since I still need to learn to apply it well and what my tone is

I've got tonnes of skin care stuff though

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>>39585096
As I said its what seperates us from those in bongo bongo land, dont get me wrong eating with cutlery sat at a table sure pisses me off at times and i wish i could just grab it with my hands however its an important part of our culture as europeans that should be upheld.

The exact same can almost be said about the Monarchy, I cant stand the fact we keep them in pocket and was venomously anti monarchist to the same extent as an Irish republican at one time.
However chatting away with an ex squaddie down the pub he pulled the wool from my eyes and explained how you have to look beyond everything and understand its an inportant cultral tradition that seperates us from the rest of the word and makes us who we are as a nation and to abolish such a tradtion would leave us robbed of our sense of history and heritage.

>>39585403
When he told me that I had a half brother he had never told me about on my 27th birthday. I'm pretty bad for putting things off but not for 27 fucking years.

>>39585397

nah m8. i've been on it since the start. 3rd series out this autumn, cannae fucking wait.

>>39585403
Your dad just sounds like he's fed up of living desu.

>>39585403
That's rough to hear lad, must be disappointing. Most of us build up our fathers to be these strong powerful figures when in reality they're weak just like the rest of us.

Not sure why you decided to take advantage and bully him yourself, seems a bit cuntish

>>39585450
you do know that culture naturally changes? with your logic we should still be shamans or have serfs

>>39585485
the weak must fear the strong

he's not a man to me anymore

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>>39585467
Shit really?? I watched it last year and thought it was all over. Thanks for letting me know lad

>>39585428
Good shit then, you've got 2 of the greatest shows to watch. Check out The Sopranos if you haven't already

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>>39585499
t. 130 pound twink larping

>>39585531
i have its how we ended up on gamorra

>>39585551
want me to pop round and show you lad?

I'll pin you down and fuck you and you'll enjoy it mate, you'll enjoy not being able to move a muscle under my strength

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Well, which one are you /britfeel/?

>>39585572
sounds a bit gay lad, think I'll pass

>>39585576
Think I'd be Hercules

>>39585576
Apollo here, don't hit on me silly boys tee hee x

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mighty mighty bennis!

>>39585576
Apollo probably if I wasn't fat

>>39585576
Hercules desu, always been the lad who was strongest and biggest and was the first name picked to go in the scrum

>>39585628
You sound like a good lad, want to come over and bum me senseless?

>>39585624
why do you always post this shit

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>>39585349
>>39585445
As a gay I don't get traps or trannies

Why not just be normal blokes who enjoy a bit of cock and enjoy life as a normie (if you pass as straight looking)

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>>39585628
did you have communal bath?

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>>39585664
Attention whoring lad. They think that they'll get more attention as a woman (male)

I reckon there's only a minority who actually have gender dysphoria and don't see it as a fetish or attention whore gimmick

>>39585650
are you a feminine fella?

>>39585673
not him but my rugby club as a kid did have a big bath like that, it was never used though

>>39585664
I don't get about sex, fucking men or women

I just wish I was female, having a masculine body disgusts me and I wish I could wear women's clothing

>>39585673
we had showers and in an adjoining room two standard house baths next to one another, and it being your turn to have a bath was the best because you and one of your mates could have a long chinwag while you soaked in hot water. simply the best desu

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Anyone else like to imagine Tilde look like Jacqueline McCafferty from Limmy's Show?

>>39585576
Apollo. Where's the fatty option though?

>>39585576
>Perseus

My mate's mum keeps hitting on me whenever I visit lads.

It's the only female attention I get and she's okay looking so I'm afraid I might do something I will regret at some point.

Watching Educating Greater Manchester

>>39585764
She'll have to post pics to disprove the leading theory now
>>39585789
I wish a girl would hit me

Does anyone else visit ingeus or any of that other shit whilst signing on? Starting to hate the dickheads, so condescending and all they do is fuck your confidence

>>39585715
I'd say so, I look pretty twinky! Only problem is I've got a bit of a hairy arsehole, I'm not sure how to shave there. Would you mind?

>>39585664
Traps are like drag queens, doing it for a bit of fun.
Trannies are just mentally ill.
Neither are inherently gay.

>daddy gave me a bottle of plum and sloe beer because he didn't like it

education greater manchester, i personally know 2 of the teachers on this, just reminds me how much of a failure i am tobedes

>>39585576
Face of Hercules with broad shoulders but skinny. Looks like I'm not even a man now.

>>39585764
Definitely, bet he has a similar builder's voice to go with the builder hands (minus the scottishness)

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>>39585403
That moment when he pulled out a fat bag of coke in front of me racked up sone lines and offered me some must have been about 17.
I mean the very precept at first very much shocked me however I gladly done it and we started talking and I came away with a very diffrent point of view from my first inital shock reaction

He basically explained to me about drugs through his own experince and basically set out that he was never going to stop me taking them as that would be hypocritcal, however he was going to explain to me how to do it in the correct and safest manner without mistakes.
He then went off on a big long rant for about an hour and I can basically sumarise it from these points:
>Test your ecstacy before you take them.
>Dont do shit like heroin, crack and trips you might not come back anad its not worth it.
>Dont be greedy and selfish share it out drugs are meant to be enjoyed togethen not oun your own.
>Keep them down your pants when not using them as to not get caught as police arent going to fo touching up your cock.
>do them no more than a couple of times a month.
>If you need them get them from me I can guranetee them to be good, safe and even cheaper.

Im still not really sure what to make of it one part of me is saying he is a terible father however another part somewhat disagrees.

>>39585809
>I wish a girl would hit me

Same lad but that's not what she's doing.

I'm somewhat /fit/ and she keeps commenting on my muscles. She touched my pecs last time without asking.

>>39585775
>where's the fatty option though
This is Ancient Greece lad, they didn't have disgusting tubs of lard back then

>>39585843
Bet he has a thick West Midlands accent. Just as good as a Scottish accent really.

>tfw Tilde probably has a more manly voice than you

>>39585822
fuck sake lad, I'm not putting my dick in some hairy arse

>>39585857
What about just average then? They must have had some pretty ugly looking cunts in Ancient Greece.

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>single-syllable thesis due in 20 years
>only on my 9th draft
how fucked am I?

>>39585819
get a job you laazy bum

>>39585856
Go for the nursing handjob with mummy and get milky
Is your dad in the picture?

>>39585890
less than your mum, that's for sure

>>39585839
a-at least you have broad shoulders desu

>>39585894
My dad? He's way up in Yorkshire so not really related to the issue at all.

My mate's dad is completely out of the picture, his parents divorced when he was and at least his mum never remarried.

>>39585576
Probably Apollo body but Perseus face. I have a chad-esque face but my movements are very feminine

>>39585890
wouldn't like to be in your shoes
there are a lot of syllables to choose from

>>39585927
I'd rather just be full Apollo or full Hercules. This in between shit is really annoying.

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>>39585885
They definitely did but just average would be a boring option wouldn't it? I think the idea is the 3 extremes of men

>>39585824
Good point
Still I don't see the reason to wanna be a girl

>>39585927
Get lifting and stop complaining faggot

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>Got a one word essay due in by the heat death of the universe
>Haven't started yet

>>39585322
your waifu is a celebrity crush.

>>39585949
You sound perfect desu. Location?

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>>39585322
>>39586033
Sophie Poster has been cucked by a poster on this very board

>>39586008
There's something fucked in their brain, that's all.
Same reason that people see things that aren't really there.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw7kvqk-v4s

>>39586035
LONDON!
O
N
D
O
N
!
of course

>>39586101
fucking dropped desu

>>39585856
>not squeezing hers

>>39586035
I'm in your dreams

>didn't get paid right again
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>39586128
If I've had the confidence to do that I probably wouldn't be considering shagging my good friend's 43 year old mum tbqh.

tfw most of /r9k/ fit the bill and they didn't even get included in the making

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9foo1EOQ9tc

>>39585624
Pigon roastie needs to go

>>39586203
>18-20
Fucking normies

>>39586065
yeah saw that. it was quite unpleasant. wonder which anon had a grudge against him at the time?

>>39586203
is that Richard Webb narrating?

>>39586203
If they had anyone from r9k on there it would have ended up with them screeching at everyone saying "REEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMANS, OUT"
Imagine a britfeel house like that though.
Would be a fucking riot lads.

>>39586293
Isn't it Robert Webb?

>>39585855
Agree with everything he said apart from

>Dont be greedy and selfish share it out

Don't be that mug

>>39586311
Yeah now that I've looked it up it is.

Bad with celeb names tbqh, honestly surprised I recognised one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRqiFPpw2fY

New album looks decent to be fair. Though, they need to stay away from politics. However, righties tend not to give a fuck anyway because they are grown up.

Also, when area we welcoming those trips back lads? These threads suck.

>>39586203
Don't like watching this because it hits too close to home
but I pretty much keep to myself, buy and eat my own food, stay in my corner, generally try to impact everyone else who shares this house as little as possible

I still feel guilty for using their leccy and internet though

>>39586203
I'm a loser but I'm also an OCD clean freak cunt and always had the lowest tolerance for mess in my family. My parents' house got much messier since I've moved out...

Also do a lot of cooking.

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how cucked are we, lads?

>>39585283
how about another old 1. I quite like them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=522qtqjSagM

>>39586203
Fucking hell, I'm a fucking neet but when I have lived by myself even I've known how to take care of myself! This people are fucking scum

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>>39586203
>People like this exist
Fucking hell lads. Bring back the workhouses.

>>39586490
your only cucked if you fall for (((their))) schemes

Never felt lower in my entire life than I do right now lads. Can I vent/blog/ask for help? Or should I piss off to /adv/?

>>39586542

Whats your situattion lad?

>>39586542
vent away lad. you're not the only 1

>>39586542
Na go on lad, I've had a rough few days to, I would have given a nut for someone to listen to my woes, lay it on my fella, whats got you down?

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>>39586033
t. crayonfucker
>>39586065
Degenerates
>>39586289
Ebin wouldn't make this

>>39585832
Those teachers are stuck in a shithole of a school so they ain't much better

>>39586588
Ebin wouldn't be able to shoot that much cum, that's 3-4 Ebin loads and it all looks fresh

>>39586542
First step is moving out

Get a place to yourself in Rochdale for 300 quid

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>walk home from work everyday at the same time a huge number of eastern euros are returning from work at some sainsburys distribution centre or something
>the girls are always qt as fuck, and quite strong looking but not masculine, and wearing some sort of blue jumpers
>tfw I get really nervous when walking towards them
>always carrying a bright orange sainsburys bag with my shoes in (I switch to trainers to walk home because my shoes cost 15 quid and will fall apart)
>every day for nearly 4 months whenever I walk past them turn my head to my sainsburys bag and make the comment 'look they work for you!' very loudly
>helped me deal with the nerves of walking past cute girls
>in the last few days, the polish men have started making jokes to me
>calling me 'baggy'
>one of them slapped the bag then apologised to me for attacking my friend
>tfw I think I have come across as mentally ill

>>39586203
ah yes a middle class Cambridge educated luvvie sarcastically riffing on a bunch of underclass runts what a show

>>39586617
Glad we got that cleared up detective cummies

>>39586490
GQ who cares they have this nut working for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P-xJmU5vZo

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>>39586624
>Get a place to yourself in Rochdale

>>39586617
i'm sure the anon that posted it said took them a couple of days to do it. I may be wrong though, cba looking through the threads on desu archive

>>39586659
Fine, do a house share with normies for the same price or pay double to live somewhere else

>>39586678
can move to Scarborough for around the same

>>39586561
>>39586563
>>39586568
Thanks lads. Not really sure where to start so I'll just go and see what happens. I fucked up and went to uni and got a useless degree (was basically promised job after it but obviously that's bollocks), wasting three years and putting me 40k in debt. I spent a year after graduating trying to find a job but I had literally only 4 interviews across the entire year. Now I have a job but it's fucking pathetic. It's literally 250 miles away from my hometown so I have no friends and no family around. It's boring and repetitive and I feel as though I'm doing nothing, all for barely over 15k a year of which I only see about 6 after rent/bills/tax etc. My accommodation is atrocious. I work for a hospital and they rent out their own private flats to employees but they're so fucking shit it's insane. My flatmates are awful, the conditions are terrible, the internet is almost non-functional. Everything else around me is way too expensive to rent. I have a girlfriend in the same city but I barely see her and although I love her every time I picture the future I see absolutely no way of us working out - we're just too different and want different things. But I don't want to break up with her because she's the one nice thing in my life. I just don't know what to do, nothing in my life is good or anywhere near the state I want it.

I had my first genuinely suicidal thoughts the other day after abruptly crying for a out an hour. It was the most surreal thing in my life, I just broke down in tears, nothing in particular sparked it off and I haven't cried in years.

Fuck what do I do?

>>39586697
I'm near scarbados lad we can all live with me nan

>>39586507
then the country is cucked

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If the lad who asked me about my weigh in yesterday here I lost 2.1/4lb this week which im extremely happy about because I ate half a pizza at the weekend cause me and my brother went out to eat.

>>39586753
>2.1/4
you're special
ori

>>39586732
What was the degree?

>>39586764
>2. anything

Yeah I am retarded. Its obviously meant to say 2 and a quarter
AHHHHHHHHHH

MISTAKE!!

>>39586753
Well done anon! It's a fucking pain but totally worth it in the end :)

>>39586732
Well lad, I understand your pain, I think most people in this thread do, I'm afraid there isn't really a fix it answer, the current system really is shit and there is very little we can do to fix it, in response I think most people here just try to take it a little easier in day to day life, try and work out a way of putting the bare minimum effort in so that you get the money you need and then just do whatever, I'm living with my parents, I go to the gym a lot, I drink a fair amount, I sit around and play vidya, its a bit pathetic really, and sometimes I get pretty suicidal, but its pretty hard to really to want to off yourself so accept that life is awful and do everything you can to make it comfortable

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>>39586753
Well done laddy, you're on your way to making it, keep up the good work, how far off your goal weight are you?

>>39586802
Yeah Im quite happy so far, 2 more pounds and Ill be 3 stone down. Just 2 more and ill be slap bang in the healthy bmi range.

I got myself in this mess and im determined to get myself out.

Thinking about getting a Nintendo Switch on Argos Credit, is it worth it lads?

>>39586845
3ds > Switch

>>39586832
Sorry probably should have waited for more (you)s

my stats are
SW: 15st 2lb
CW: 12st 4lb and 3 quarters
GW: 11st

but I want to go down to 10 then move back up with some muscle.

>>39586197
i was only joking anyway lad,i'd never be able to do anything like that. 1 zero confidence, 2 it's down right disrespectful.
see normies doing that stuff a lot a guy at work hugs all the women and squeezes their arses, people talk sexually to each other joking around . heard 1 guy joking with an older woman at work saying if she was 10 years younger he'd smash her to bits.told her he'd make her fanny red raw.

>>39586845
depends what you're into

>>39586791
biomed sci
I wanted (and still want) to be a biomedical scientist so I chose the degree with the same name, turns out though that you need to do a degree called healthcare science if you want to be a BMS, it's fucked up beyond belief; nobody told me this until my third year. Basically if you want to be a BMS you need to do a training portfolio which takes about a year. On the HCS course they fold the portfolio in with your course so you have it at the end and can go straight into a BMS job. The biomed sci course however doesn't have the portfolio so you leave uni with a useless degree and have to beg NHS hospital labs to let you do a portfolio. I've been begging for over a year now and haven't been offered the chance.

>>39586804
That's about what I expected. The thing is I used to be happy, I remember being really, really happy a few years ago but now the entire foundation of that feeling is gone. There's a crater where it used to be and nothing has filled it.

>>39586867
Classic, I did the same thing once, its well within your power, you going to go for functional strength or A T H E S T I C strength?

>>39586867
>SW: 15st 2lb
you are like little baby!

I've lost weight so many times that people just don't care any more
myself included

>>39586865
I had a 3DS but never got round to playing it because there were never any good games out

>>39586872
Just looking for a nice portable game system to play on the bus to work really lad

>>39586627
Dunno why people hate Poles. Most of them are sound.

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>>39586922
I would like to look bulky without looking like im overcompensating which is going to be difficult because im only 5'6.

Just as long as I dont look like a soyboy ill be happy.


>>39586925
FUGG,

YOU CAN DO IT ANON, PEOPLE MIGHT NOT CARE BUT THIS ANON DOES!!

>>39586627
Polish women are the biggest coal burners going. Those Polish men are all being cucked

>>39586936
>never any good games out
>Just looking for a nice portable game system
then id say don't get one

>>39586732
Why does the 40k debt matter? Don't you only pay that back when it's negligible to you?

>>39586963
must of them come off as being very brain dead. whether they are actually are or not is different

>>39586964
I'm not fat right now
well, a little skinny fat, but I'll live with it

>>39586990

Debt is never a pleasant thing to have to your name.

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So THIS is the power of the British police...

>>39586907
I am the second anon, well its good that you had some happy times, I've been miserable pretty much my whole life. but anyways, sorry for the bad news, I hope you'll still have some good moments in life, I guess I'd just recommend enjoying the simple pleasures and trying not to get massively fucked over, drink and gym is good, hot showers are lovely, the odd cheeky fish and chips, nightwalking is pretty popular, I've been learning guitar, reading light books is also fun, you could take up collecting something, I think about getting a dog, anything really to distract you from the dread of the real world

>>39586964
I'd say over bulk and then functionally strength all the way, get a bit bigger than you'd like, and then once you start on function strength you'll shrink into a good shape while still looking buff

>>39586617
I'm sorry to hear that Ebin. There are ways to increase your load if you're interested

>>39587004
Well if it never affects you in any way then no it doesn't really matter.

>>39587023
just checker banter innit

Want to fucking neck myself desu lads

>>39586667
That was me lad. I do take a break from fapping for a few days, helps me cum more. Edging does too

any of you got a smooth, soft bum for me to fuck? just need a hole to stick my dick in desu

>>39586993
Yeah but they have a good laugh with you. Sometimes its nice to not sit down and chat with an arrogant smart arse.

>>39587058
Why, llad? What's got ya glum, chum?

>>39587035
Noted, thanks for the tips my man.

>>39587078
how about the gaping one that seems to be between your ears, lad?

>>39587166
*tips*

my man

>>39586964
Anything is better than looking like a soyboy lad. Best of luck with your bulking, fuck the normies do what it takes

>>39587191
I mean you're not a yank are you? My man is road talk more than it is reddit speak at least in Britain.

>>39587193
Dont worry I will. No going back now.

>>39587023
The officers are laughing and let those girls wear their florescent jackets

Bit of harmless fun

>>39586753
That's me lad! Well done, proper proud of you. you weren't sure if you would make it but I was positive you would.

Keep up the good work fella.

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>>39586968
>Polish women are the biggest coal burners going.
Aye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80eJwvShspA
is alex getting too woke

>>39587023
Just a black alpha male taking control of what is rightfully his. I-I mean just banta innit bruv

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>Colin Ireland (16 March 1954 - 21 February 2012) was a British serial killer known as the Gay Slayer because his victims were homosexual men
>Ireland sought men who liked the passive role and sadomasochism, so he could readily restrain them as they initially believed it was a sexual game
>Ireland said he was heterosexual - he had been married twice - and that he pretended to be gay only to befriend potential victims. Ireland claimed that his motives were not sexually motivated

PRY-mark or PREE-mark?

>>39587534
Pree-mark, obviously. Since when did people ever say pry-mark?

>>39587534

PREmark lad

Pry mark makes you sound like a twat

>>39587534
Pry-mark, obviously, Since when did people ever say pree-mark?

>>39587529
Sounds like he was projecting

>>39587534
Pry-mark, no one says it otherwise

>>39587543
>>39587565
This is bait

>>39587534
PRY-mark

>>39587543
>>39587565
these two are twats trying to make you a fool

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>>39587265
Thanks anon, we're all going to make it.

>>39587529
Repressed homosexuality is a scary thing. Embrace the homo life Ebin, or this is your fate

>>39587529
>Ireland
>British

>>39587600
>>39587590

bollocks lads

Preemark

Depends on where you live i suppose but its always been PREEmark for me

>>39587642
MAYBE IF YOU LIVE IN BIZARRO LAND

>>39587615
You're already making it lad. even after you and your brother went out to eat you're killing it.

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How did they get away with this lads?

>>39587309
Her kid is hideous. Truly an abomination

>>39587690
Because he is a jew obviously

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=63

>>39587690
>be jew
>make jew jokes
>ok because you're a jew
>but ridiculing jews enters the public subconscious
>oy vey, don't be antisemitic now!

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Lads, what can I get from AliExpress that would be a good gag gift?

>>39587690
It was a different time

>>39587690
How did chris morris get away with this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=igYL5w0ZVc8

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>>39587659

Thanks for the chuckle lad

Turns out i actually do live in bizarro land

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>>39587714
Posting for educational purposes

>>39587727
Did you really need to use this site to prove that Jerry Seinfeld is a jew?

>>39587731
It's not just jew jokes though, they made some pretty edgy jokes about race and sex

>>39587746
Probably my favourite episode

>>39587764
>nigger nose lips and general features.
>pale skin

It is honestly like someone photoshopped a pale palette over a nigger's face.

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>>39587764
>That face

Orig

>>39587802
>Did you really need to use this site to prove that Jerry Seinfeld is a jew?

Not at all. But it is better to leave no doubt.

Jews be tricksy little hobbitisies.

>>39587746
see if they have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKlfbguNOmo
I got it for my sister 1 Christmas then made everyone watch it

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Goodnight, I hope you have a nice evening.

>>39587916
Goodnight Crumpey. I now feel bad about pestering you with those questions this whole time, you seem like a genuinely nice lad.

One last time though, have you ever farted on a gamble and lost?

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>>39584783
>meal deal for 2
Oh co-op, you are so optimistic

>>39587755
Now THIS is how you make edgy humour that's actually funny. Sam Hyde take note

fucking brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaI6kBVyu00

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>>39587764
Any white woman that breeds with a nigger is asking for it.

>>39588021

At least you can put the other half in the fridge and have it tomrrow ;_;

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Quick, tell me your 6 favorite video games

>>39588125
i only really play candy crush

>>39588021
Genuinely curious lad, what's your height/weight? You mentioned once that you're not actually fat, it just got memed into existence but I doubt that.

5'8, 135 pounds here for what it's worth

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>Tfw no qt britfeel bf

any of you cute bois want to add me on steam or discord xx?

>>39588044
That was decent. I'll have to watch more tomorrow.

>>39588125
COD
Assassin's Creed
Skyrim
Minecraft
Pokemon
Overwatch

>>39588188
Sure Colin.
Add me at: JeffreyDahmer17

>>39588205
just found them tonight, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq04SazQlEk is a good 1.hoping there's a fair few of them

>>39588125
Pokemon red/blue
Pokemon crystal
Pokemon diamond/pearl
Pokemon heart gold/soul silver
Pokemon Black/White 2
Pokemon X/Y

>>39588125
EU4 and hearts iron 4 right now

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The apartment below me had new tenants move in. Apparently they're a bunch of uni students, because they blast loud music all day/night long, are obnoxiously loud and decide to sing karaoke really loudly at 11pm until 12.
Fuck me, this is really getting on my nerve. What should I do realistically that doesn't involve me doing devilish shit?

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>>39588044
Fuck me thought this was real in the beginning

I'll check it out, it seems funny

>>39588053
>Sargon of Akkad
The number one red flag that someone isn't a free thinker

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>>39588252
I suggest playing Darkest Hour and Victoria II, pretty fun tbqh

>>39588158
5' 10", somewhere between 10.5 and 11 stone. Not spherical but I'll cop to a bit of chub

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Watching Ambulance on iPlayer. It's making me sad lads. Ageing really does suck, especially here in the UK, old people are just neglected and lonely.

But it's a good show.

>>39588262
Mustard gas them

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>>39588188
Sure Colin, you seem like a proper qt yourself!

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>>39588262
Call cops file noise complaint it's that easy

>>39588294
He asked for your total bodyweight, not for the weight of one of your thighs

>>39588125
Ace Combat 5
Yakuza 5
Mount and Blade Warband
No More Heroes
Total War Shogun 2
Hatsune Mike Project Diva f

>>39588278
there's more. fucking loving them, from something called look around you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG4qEzPsbo8

How gorgeous is Rachel Riley lads

>>39588291
I bet but i'm still getting to grips with these 2, CK2 was nice and simple compared to them

>>39588279
Explain to me what qualifies someone as a free thinker oh wise one

(I don't like Sargon either for what it's worth)

>>39588335
Haha, gooootttteeemmm

>>39588279
tbf I agree with you, just thought it was funny.

Anyone who listens to youtube knobheads is an idiot.

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>>39588125
Hotline Miami, Fallout New Vegas, Stardew Valley, Borderlands 2, Halo 3, Dark Souls

>>39588334
They're not extremely loud when listening to them from my apartment, but they're very noticeable. Is that still enough?
Also they smoke weed and open the windows so I can't enjoy some fresh air without stinking up my house. And they keep plants in their balcony so my balcony smells like manure

>>39588044
>>39588244
>>39588344
check out all my dubs, all 44's, kev likes these vids eh

>>39588125
Witcher 3
Witcher 1
Skyrim
Oblivion
Morrowind
Horizon Zero Dawn

Yes I am dull as fuck and stick to what I know

CHILDREN BEHAAAAVE

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>>39587835
chu say?

oh I woke up again after sleeping for a long time but I took 3 more valium just now and go sleep for another day.

>>39588294
Props for responding lad, didn't think you would. Sounds perfectly normal
go finish that meal deal for 2 fatty

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>>39588347
Less gorgeous than this Goddess

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>>39588125
>Witcher 3
>skyrim
>Minecraft
>Battlefield 1
>Fallout new vegas
>GTA san andreas

>>39588347
Would sniff her worn knickers /10

Why do i keep thinking about people having sex? I watch tv and i fantasize about almost every female having sex, sometimes i also think about how men look like while having sex.
I don't even get hard or feel the urge to masturbate.
It happens when i walk around town too, like i imagine how it would be to have sex with a random girl i see walking by.
I have a gf and we have sex quite regularly.