Who here hitting new lows everyday? Just asked my only female

At least you had the balls to ask, anon.
Next time don't ask and just rape the ever loving shit out of her.

>Ate 7 hotdog sausages for my dinner

I feel like another milestone has passed

>started looking up asmr porn

All of it fucking sucks ass though.

>>39583293
>Just asked my only female friend (who knows about my pathetic life) to pity-fuck me.

Did you just ask or did you beg? Women love to be begged for sex.

>>39583293
Drank a bottle of wine and jerked off to videos of women being beaten.
Its been a productive morning at least

>Just asked my only female friend (who knows about my pathetic life) to pity-fuck me
Greentext that.

>>39583382
>>39583377

I'm not good at greentexting. I'd rather write a long wall of text but I know you robots aren't into that so here it goes.

Some basic info: I'm 25, she is 20. We've been friends since may. I asked her out one month later, but she turned me down. Anyways, this takes place during my lunch break at work via whatsapp. Most of the conversation is kind of childish so I'll only green-text the important shit. Some of the lines are translated so they might not make perfect sense.

>h: fuck you (mad about something)
>m: ok
>h: what happened?
>m: you gonna set up the date or me
>h: you dont love me anymore?
>m: a little bit more
>h: in what way
>m: xxx
>h: kisses
>m: no sex
>h: you want to have sex with me
>m: Y-yes... (I unironically typed that)
>h: N-no...
>m: Why not? :(
>h: ... some sexting in witch she was obviously messing with me
>m: What kind of friend are you that doesnt help a friend in hard times?
>h: How hard is it?
>... some more shit
>h: oh you dont want us to be friends
>m: we can be friends, why does it have to be exclusive. this or that. why cant it be this and that.
>h: i'm not like that
>m: if you do it out of pity it doesn't count
>h: ...

And that's all.

>>39583639
You should pay her, seems like she'd take the offer.

Just fucked over my chances with my crush by being a sperg
(Nice mk4 jetta btw)

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>>39583639
>N-no
ohhhh you fucked up bigtime mate. include me in screencaperino

>>39583639
>>h: ... some sexting in witch she was obviously messing with me
>>m: What kind of friend are you that doesnt help a friend in hard times?
>>h: How hard is it?
You're a fucking idiot. You should've sexted her more then sent some dick pics

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I begged my friend for sex until she finally did it. Took 3 years of whining and moaning, but she caved. I have zero shame so it was all about guilting her.

Nice girls are more likely to give in.

>>39583293

failed a test for a job. out of forty people I was one of only three that failed. Back to the neet life kek

>>39584028
How into it was she? Did she just lay there?

>>39584086
Not very excited. Just concerned like she was taking care of me or something. We did it sitting upright.

>>39583639
>N-no...
holy this girl knows how to burn, fuck her already op
also tell me what car model your pic is.

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She hot op?

Cried for the first time in 10 years because oneitis fucked some randomer on my birthday. R9k was right lol just end me

>>39584460
How do you know she fucked? Did she tell you?

Hope I'm replying here, been lurking a long time but never post. Someone we both know told me, hit me way worse than I thought, haven't told anyone that until now. Thanks for the interest dude, would greentext the whole thing but idk how and already feel pathetic enough, you guys were right

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>rear submember fucked
>too autistic to measure for proper wheel fitment
>staggered wheels on fwd

Owner needs to neck himself. That poor Jetta.

>>39584478

Fucked it up lol

I'm >>39584664

>>39584406
Yes, 7/10 and quite tall (180 cm).

Kek, now she is giving me the cold shoulder and not replying to my messages.

>>39584664
Well that sucks man..just move on and get over her

>>39584664
>Thanks for the interest dude, would greentext the whole thing but idk how and already feel pathetic enough, you guys were right
greentext it faggot
>slut

>>39584726
Well at least you tried op..better than not trying and being a beta

>>39584794
>Well at least you tried op..better than not trying and being a beta

This is correct, you made a big step man congrats. I mean you asked her she said no, it hurts. I know i been there. But it didn't kill you and you will find it easier to approach girls in the future.

Toss her in the trash tell her if she really cared about you she would have fucked you. She didn't and that's her choice to make, but you make it clear you are no longer going be friends with her.

>tfw the thought of getting a woman to pity fuck me is actually a big turn on
fuck

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>>39584899
Find a nurse/teacher type of chick

They're the most receptive to "Beta Game" tactics

>>39584769
Yeah I think that's the best option

>>39584770
haha thanks. When I said you guys were right it was about girls doing this shit. She was fucking quiet and awkward at times, wouldn't have surprised me if she was a virgin, then this shit happens ah well

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I have been breaking into hotel rooms where I work when I know lone married women are staying and sleeping. I steal their wedding rings from their sleeping fingers then take them to the desk. I work nights, and wait until the morning and they ask the desk if they found a ring and I give it to them. when they thank me and put the ring on, I go home and fap pretending they put on a ring after I proposed to them. i will get caught soon i am sure.

>>39584998
>find a gf who hang with chad all day

lmao enjoy dr singh giving your wife dailing cock

>>39583639
Wow... that was... not QUITE as bad as I was afraid it would be.

>>39586150

Yes. She just told me right now that it was all a joke. Fuck it.

>>39586500
Wait? Which part was a joke?

>>39586534
Everything. The part about tslking about sex. She said i carried on just because you started it.