STATE OF /r9k/ DISCUSSION

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Remove yeasties and /LGBT/

That would make this place much better and usher in a new era of oc

>>39581811
Trapcucks definitely need to go. Their spam of "why aren't you gay yet?" threads is annoying.

>>39581782
REMOVE TRAPS JAP MOoT REEEEEEE

Ban the gay and trap threads.

>>39581782
Why is /r9k/ constantly bombarded with racebait?
>Whites can't be robots
>White "men"
>Black "men"
>Why aren't you dating a black woman
>Cuckoldry extending to all races

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Just make /r9k/ a blue board. Easy fix.

Remove:

>Any thread with the word "fembot"
>Hugfags
>Gay shit
>Trapfags
>Race baiting

>ban porn
>ban lgbt
>ban bait

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>>39581782
REMOVE FAGGOTS AND RACEBAIT THREADS THEY ARE RUINING THIS BOARD

>>39581782
a blue /r9k/ fork would be good

>>39581884
>>39581916
You guys know you can just file feedback forms for the janitors and moderators to know about this issue right? If you don't e-mail them, make a form or go on IRC, they ain't doing shit. You may need to contact more than one too since the moderation team has been plagued by lgbt sympathizer more and more every year.

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>>39581891
This. Switch to blue board.

>>39581811
>That would make this place much better and usher in a new era of oc

Yes, there would be much more room for "womenz are ebil because they won't suck my dick" threads. So content; much original.

>>39581884
I hate that shit. It's not edgy or cool anymore, it just sad and wrong.

>>39581884
Because you stupid fucks reply to it

>>39581986
Faggots and traps would still post here even if it were a blue board.

>>39582019

This. Oh, my god; THIS. If you spergs would just let these threads fall into the archive with zero replies, the attention-starved losers who make them will get bored and stop doing it.

>>39581782
The Official /r9k/ Ban List
Women
Normies (non-males, non-KHVs, and people who have been in a relationship)
Gay Threads
Trap Threads
Race Baiting
Politics
Also this guy >>39582008
I will post this in every fucking Hiroshimoot thread until the mods adopt it

>>39582019
This position was disproven years ago. Shitposters and their cliques can basically dictate entire boards by chosing what and whom to reply to.

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>>39582138
That would open the FLOODGATES! It would cause the ENTIRE BOARD CULTURE to come crashing down! Would we even have drug threads anymore? Did you think about that? Did ya? Did you think about that shit, boombadoop?

Bring in more normalfags. I love it when autists start making threads and start crying about >muh lyfe is hard!! It's hilarious when they get BTFO by normalfags, so we need more of them running around to put down some of these betas.

>>39582193

I'll be right here until a rule is made which prohibits it.

Remove any politics, race bait, and trap threads

>>39581782
just remove all nonvirgins
all cancer falls under that anyways

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>>39582193
Do you realize that filter exist and half the time, no one reads you or normalfags posts? Those threads are full of normalfag larping as robot, phone poster and people like you baiting each other

>>39582270
>no one reads you or normalfags posts
And yet here you are, f/a/g.

>>39582278
i said half the time, anyway is hilarious saying you bait each other for (you) and cry thinking you got shadow banned when you get no replies

Make /lgbt/ a nsfw board.

>>39581782
Remove trap trite, it shits up the board too much

>>39582303
>half the time
We're two for two now, f/a/g.

>>39581782
ban all the retarded discord drama threads

>>39582303
seeing*

>>39582193
>>39582210
Normalfags aren't out there stalking r9k ready to pounce on some miserable robot kid. People who LARP as normies are just really strange and insecure people, or Redditors from /pol/ who got blown the fuck out in their own thread and need to bully someone to make themselves feel better.

Please insta ban anyone who says they have friends or have/had a gf. Fucking normies need to get off this board.

>>39582362
Hmm and I say insta ban anyone who hasn't had a gf and who doesn't have friends. Seriously, how pathetic are you to not have at least one friend? Banning you and the others from here would do you some good.

>REEmove women: 40% of the problem is gone
>REEmove trap/gay posters: another 40% gone
>REEmove talk of friends/gfs, drugs and social experiances: 20% gone

That would pull the plug on most of the normies, the bulk of them would drain out with the women.

>>39582390
In other words you want wizchan. Why not go there?

>>39582423
Because he's sadistic and likes being here even though he hates it.

>>39581891
I fully endorse this course of action. I hate seeing porn in non-porn boards for any reason, especially the disgusting shit that gets posted here to bait for replies from depraved people. I'm all for my own share of sick shit guys but come on we have boards for it

>>39582423
>Go to the board that gets 2 posts a day

>>39582247
And how would you monitor that exactly?

>>39582423
Ah, yes, we also need to ban telling people to go to Wizchan because they don't like the festering normie cesspool this board has become

>>39582484
Why do you think it gets 2 posts a day? Maybe because it bans everything that triggers you?

>>39582423
Because they hate fun there. I like fun posting, I like memes and I like laughing and marveling at my and others absurdly bad situations.

People on wizchan are old porch monkeys.

>>39582507
We need to ban people who complain about normies instead, newfag.

>>39582507
I mean, you could also do the reverse and ban people who cry about normalfags. It would do this place some good desu.

Why can't any of this come true? Robots are /r9k/s main residents and we NEVER LEAVE. We will be here forever and we've been here since the beginning so why haven't anti-normie rules been applied yet?

>>39582534
>>39582543
>Le normie hivemind
Just accept that you're not welcome here and never will be

>>39582579
>Just accept that you're not welcome here and never will be
Irrelevant. It's just fun to watch you squirm.

>>39582579
>le robot hivemind
Wizchan was made for you cancerous posters.

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>>39582649
>Irrelevant
Not really, especially considering it was the only topic of this discussion

>>39582651
>wizchan

Fucking die my nigga, /r9k/ is for robots. Not boring old men.

>>39582671
>IMG_XXXX
Looks like we have a failed normie on out hands, boys! Get em!

>>39582708
>This blasted
Sad

>>39582708
Aye Jimbo you take out his knees and I'll eat his eyes

>>39581782
Anoint cyborg posters as mods with the mandate of purging the following threads
>femanon here
>obvious bait unrelated to females
>vagina envy
>"Not a real robot if"/misery olympics
Then instate the following generals
>/r9gay/ slash faggot/cute/trapposting and LARP erp
>tfwnogf: a thread explicitly FOR whining about how our abhorrent nature makes us unlovable
>Chad LARP: for robots who want to be happy or at least less misrable. A thread for robots who have their physical shit together.

Zero tolerance for /pol/ and cross-posting. I've said it before but one hundred percent (100%) of the so-called "normie invasion" is just bored anons from here or elsewhere mass farming easy (You)'s. Normies as we know them go to /b/

This thread is just proof that normans are cancer

>>39582778
>Anoint cyborg posters as mods
Stopped reading there
Cyborgs are normies, they all need to be b&

>>39582790
Or of your own cancer, honestly.

>>39582801
Well I'm not fucking trusting a "real" robot. I want mods who can maintain some distance and not dissolve into breathless, diaper filling ree's

Make /r9k/ a blue board. And original.

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>>39582804
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho2bN5K1bO0
An original comment with original content

>>39582801
Beat me too it.

Cyborg is just another term for failed normie and should be treated as such. They need to leave with their normie mindset and counterparts.

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ban all gay/trap threads

now81818129991911

>>39582875
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PHONEPOSTING NORMALFAG PIECE OF SHIT

GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD

>>39582852
This is a board of robots and it will be run by robots. No other solution is acceptable. Normie mods need to leave.

>>39582138
So you want this to become a whiny hugbox again then, where you can cry all day and night long about the massive disappointment you are, but now surrounded only by your kind so no one laughs at you?

>>39582895
Being a phoneposter doesn't make you a normalfag lad, I honestly prefer browsing on mobile
Not leaving, sorry

>>39582912
Yes because it means you fucks would be gone.

>>39581782
Just fucking delete this board. It will never be good again.

>>39582912
>So you want this to become a whiny hugbox again
Nope, just want the mods to preserve this board's unique identity and culture, like most online communities
Virtually the entire Internet is designed for normies, this board is ours

>>39582914
>perfer posting on mobile

Now that's normie. Can't even access his intricate meme folder.

>>39582955
Bruh you can make photo folders on a phone, it's no longer 2005

>>39582948
>autistic betas who would rather cry about their problems than try fixing them
>unique identity and culture
my fucking sides

>>39582914
how does one tell if someone is phoneposting? I could never tell

>>39582928
>you fucks would be gone
I've been here way longer than you, you absolute whiny faggot. Go cry in the corner

>>39582979
>>autistic betas who would rather cry about their problems than try fixing them
That one post made it clear you haven't spent five minutes on this board and don't care about what it actually represents. If people like you left it'd be much better.

>>39582912
>so you want this to become a hug box again?

Yes, please normie advice is shit.

>>39583001
>lets never change and evolve
Okay lad, whatever you say. That being said, ban LGBmentalillnessT and nogposting and it would all fall into place

>>39582484
If all of the /r9k/ robots went there, maybe it would get more than two posts a day.

>>39582578
>anti-normie rules been applied yet

Serious answer: because you robots literally can't even agree on what a robot IS. See also...
>>39582778
>>"Not a real robot if"/misery olympics

>>39581782
Fembot and discord should stay, /r9k/ should include traps and lewd posting its what keeps this board alive

>>39582063
If you arent a normie all robots want to have sex with traps so this is not a problem

>>39582138
Ban the /pol/ and race threads but traps are true robots

>>39582778
>cyborg posters
Ban this guy.

>>39581782
Lol another thread from whiney little faggots who bitch about being a virgin and want "normies" to go, you guys are such losers I love it, I'm going to go fuck my wife and read the rest of this thread later

Make /r9k/ a blue board. That will keep out the LGBT and cuckspammers.

>>39582778
>instate the following generals
YOU are the normie. Get the fuck out

>>39581782
I think trap threads are good for us robots we cant go to /soc/ and traps dont belong on /lgbt/ also who else are we suppose to orbit? They are better then fembots.

>>39583142
And I won't have to keep looking over my shoulder at work. I'm getting a crick in my neck and it hurts.

/r9k/ should stay how it is if you virgin fuckbois dont like it go to wizchan or stop coming here and you might get laid

>>39583176
>we cant go to /soc/
Why the fuck not, anon?

>>39583139
>you guys are such losers
>I'm going to go [...] and read the rest of this thread later
Haha I know bro. After I slay my PR I love just going down to the comic shop and making fun of all the manchildren there.

>>39583176
nobody ever cared what the fuck you think. It isn't any different now. Leave immediately as you do not belong here

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seems like every nsfw tries to pretend its got its own problems but yet
>tranny
>black cuck
>repetitive sexual fantasy shitposting
exists in every thread

Ban thirsty betas
Ban NEET boohoo threads
Ban race baiting
Ban /pol/ shit

Approve discord/steam threads

Normie here I think the biggest problem is the 1% of "robots" who bitch about the 99% of the rest. How is it my fault you dont have sex or have friends? You guys are pathetic creeps that dont even belong here.

>>39583331
fucking this

it's what I've been trying to say all fucking thread

>>39582894
Whats wrong with boipussy and feminine penis? In time you will convert dont worry

This board is a dumpster fire but that has almost always been the case

>>39582979
Lmao they are to worried aboit fucking their hands and saving frog pictures anon

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>>39582879
Wait I thought robots were failed normalfags?

>>39583331
this, but also make /r9k/ a blue board

>>39583331
>Approve discord/steam
why go backwards? just go to /soc/ if you want to /soc/ialize. that's literally what it's there for.

>>39583359
I hope your neetbux get stopped and never reinstated again

>>39583414
>getting this upset
I don't. I hope NEETbro can continue living a comfy life. he's not hurting anyone.

>>39583414
I work and have a BF anon I just like shitposting about feminine benis

>>39583359
What about girldick and masculine vagina?

>>39583414
Not him but whats wrong with boipussy? And I am on NEETbux why are you so salty?

>>39583452
I like it and dickgirls I'm about to make a thread too

>>39583481
>>39583436
>>39583435

AIDS for all of you, anons

So in reading this thread and to sum it up.. it is angry betas wanting the manority of the board who has had sex to leave and kicking out the gays?

>>39583520
If the NEETbros are happy, let them be happy. If the wagecucks are happy, let them be happy. That's what I live by. Life is better that way when you're not bitter at other people for being different.

>>39583520
My sides that mad about a poster haha

>>39583539
it's not about the NEETbux at all anon, it is for them being mentally ill ''boypussy'' lovers. Getting their NEETbux stopped is the only way to punish them though

politics, lgbt, porn, attention whoring (/soc/ related shit) should be banned there are board for that shit, forced baits should be banned. everything else is alright i guess

it would be interesting to filter any words related to females with some kind of other shit but this is /relationships9000/ so it probably can't be helped

>>39583571
Ehh some people like cock. Who cares, they aren't hurting anyone by jacking off to dick. I wouldn't do it myself, but it's going back to the idea of not getting upset at trivial shit like that.

>>39581782
Just remove the robot. It's the robot that makes all the shit threads prosper so much since it pretty much encourages blog posting and ERP

>>39583553
I am as calm as they come.
>all other posts get barely a (you) or two
>post mentioning NEETbux brings the crowd out

>>39583597
Again, being gay is not a problem at all. Calling things feminine penis and a boipussy, however...
Hhahaahahha. So easy to trigger

>>39583621
>So easy to trigger
I'm not triggered though. I feel like I've been fairly tame in my responses in defending these homosexuals.

>>39582138
Follow this list.
/thread. Originality done

>>39581884
They get the most (you)s. All (you) have to do is make a thread about a non white race that is vaguely positive and it's guaranteed 200+ angry responses.

>>39583631
If you are >>39583597 then I added my response to you after typing the triggered bit as a response to the other quote, so it got misplaced and I didnt notice.

>>39583520
I'm a fembot and my BF doesnt have aids

>>39583589
What is an example of forced baits? If a homosex wants to post girls with cocks he might not be Baiting

>>39583795
he's getting some in the near future though

When people type robot it comes out as candyass please make it happen

Simple solution is make a new board called /virgin/ or /beta/ and let the 50 robots who cry about this board go there and circle jerk.

>>39583435
>I hope NEETbro can continue living a comfy life. he's not hurting anyone.

> Using tax money that could be spent on something worthwhile just so he can sit on his ass all day playing video games and jacking off in a puddle of his own butt-tears.
> Not hurting anyone.

I'm sympathetic to every robot on this board except for these sacks of shit. They deserve to be lonely, they deserve to bullied and ridiculed, and they deserve to have their precious little 'safe space' invaded by normies.

> inb4 "hurr durr rage wage".
Unlike you jacking off to videos of women being beaten because girls aren't jumping through your window to suck your dick, I have a right to be angry.

>>39582778
But what about the /weed/ threads, anon?? Where will I post??? HOLY shit dude...

>>39584201
>tax money that could be spent on something worthwhile
Like bombing sand for another 40 years? I'm American, friend. Every dollar he gets is a dollar that isn't fed into the capitalist wood chipper. I hope he gets a raise.

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Yeah pretty much everything else has been said. Ban traps and faggots, cucks and all this forced-emasculating to /lgbt/ or some shit, I'm absolutely tired of it.

>>39581891
Or make /lgbt/ a red board. Or make both /r9k/ and /lgbt/ red so faggots can just move to their containment board.

>>39584785
Robots should be little traps and all the forced shit is working on them its great

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resteroni in peaceroni robot ninethousentoni.

>>39581782
This fucking cock sucker isn't even going to do shit. He barely is ever around to talk to us. These boards have had so many problems in the last couple years that don't even get addressed.

In order for a board such as /r9k/ to improve for example they need to start censoring all the shitposting going on here. All normalfags, racebaiting, homosexuals and more need to be banned. Only then can this board return to its former self. All of that shit I mentioned is suppose to be for boards like /b/, /lgbt/, /soc/. Not for this board.

>>39583331
Ban redditor spacing faggots as well.

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/r9k/ is not /b/, if you want to post random garbage or porn go to /b/, /bant/, or trash. How to fix /r9k/, and yes it needs fixing.
1.ban racebaiters
2.ban cuckposters (Fetishists and trolls spamming the board, most of them white for some reason)
3. ban any and all /soc/ tier threads, and that includes
>ANY and all "fembot" threads (Threads where a couple of fags and trolls larp as females along with the occasional one real female, and get /soc/ tier threads with attention thrown at them from all directions
>ANY and all sissy/gay/LGBT/ closet homos/gay guys posting anime pictures threads, there is a gay board go there
>ALL discord threads and ban anyone linking discord chats
>ALL meetup threads, if you want to meet people go on /soc/, /r9k/ should stay anonymous no matter what
4. ban any type of general, quite a few have been gaining strength lately
>/britfeel/ generals, there should be no generals on /r9k/; nighttime /r9k/ is simply brit /r9k/, there shouldn't be generals for it
>/mbti personality/ generals; there are other boards to discuss psychological explanations of personalities
>fetish threads, including the ballbusting threads being made weekly
>/uni/ threads, they belong purely on /soc/
>/wageslave/ threads, again belong on other boards
5. make the board blue, would definitely clean up a lot of this trash from /b/ and the new young users

6. And lastly, I know this will probably sound pretty crazy but I think there should only be one image permitted per thread, in the OP post. Like 99% percent of the images on /r9k/ are just the same saved pepe reaction pictures. It's stale and promotes further board degradation, especially the quality of content being posted.

>>39585281
Agree with everything, but the mbti and britfeel are r9k classics.

>>39585800
britfeel is definitely an r9k classic, i just don't think there needs to be two generals of it up during all brit hours

>>39581884
fucking /pol/ believes they own the place

>>39583108
>traps are true robots
Yes, if they're friendless virgins and preferably NEETs.

People need to do the math the problem is robots. They want to have the same threads that exist on other boards.

>>39582423
I think unlike on Wizardchan, some things such as Elliot threads and Wojakposting would still be acceptable on /r9k/.

>>39583050
>robots literally can't even agree on what a robot IS
I think pretty much 99% here agrees that a robot is
>virgin
>friendless
>male
bonus points for
>mental illnesses
>being NEET
>living with parents.

>>39586661
You can be a friendless virgin male and be a failed normie, being a robot is different you dumb retards, this is why normalfag should just fuckoff and stop trying to fit in when they cant even grasp what the fuck was the original base of the site

>>39586661
>I think pretty much 99% here agrees that a robot is

So are you the 99% or is this other guy the 99%?
>>39586709

>>39581973
Surely they accidentally glance at the catalog once every several months; they already know.
They clearly accept or even endorse such posting.

>>39586773
I am saying that while you need to be a virgin, friendless male to be a robot this doesn't make you automatically a robot, being a robot is not something normalfags can grasp and can be defined like that so they should just fuck off

>>39586916
If it "can't be defined like that", how the hell do you make rules prohibiting it?

>>39587003
Because the problem is not the fact that only there is not an arbitrary rule forbidden non-robots from posting inthe board but the fact that normalfags have plagued this site since 2014 and shit every single board, Half of them go to 4chan to farm (you), cant grasp imageboard culture and copy the retards that like to pretend to be retarded while shitposting because they think ironic shitposting is not shitposting

>>39581811
>>39582138
>>39582362
>>39582390
>>39585162
>limiting who can post in a containment board

>>39583911
Kek