Go give your sister a hug and a kiss on the head!

>a kiss on the head
Why not the lips?

>>39580629
Because that'd be lewd and gross. No incest in this pure thread.

>>39580709
Kissing your sister on the lips is not lewd nor gross, or impure for that matter. What kind of brother doesn't do that?

Still no sister to hug
>>39580414
But anon, that's gay, my card wouldn't be affected
>>39580476
No thanks
>>39580501
Hey
>>39580502
Shoot
That's pretty gay

>>39580788
>Still no sister to hug
Have you even asked your parents for one yet?

Thanks for using that little comic, and thanks for Ella for the name. And thanks to Kissy for helping it get off the ground.
>>39580788
>That's pretty gay
I said I'll fix this. Go to work already. Get sneezed on or something.

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>>39580828
They're too old for kids and I'm too old for a sibling
>>39580866
Nah I got time to kill, so I'll probably nag you for a little more

>>39580969
What are you, like 12? That's not too old for a sibling.

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>>39581122
You wanna get hurt anon?
I am 20 years old

>>39581150
You could've fooled me.

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>>39580866
It's really a very cute comic Bearg. Like most you do. Unless you do lewd, which is totally fine too.

>>39580969
Comfy toaster.
I can't wait for winter mood and cuddling while watching the snow fall.

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>>39580585
>Tfw will never have a cute imouto
My parents failed me and instead gave me a rather annoying little brother. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39580585
Prisoner obviously. How else am I to start the violent gang rape group? First i'd offer my own hole as a release for the lads then after a few weeks warm them up to the idea of taking turns. Eventually the guards are going to get jealous of our hole stretching sessions and willingly submit to our group. One by one they will be corrupted and have their holes violated until everyone has joined.

There will be no division, no hate, no pain.
Only the holes and filling them will matter.

And they shall be led by me, The Great Gape Anon the First.
I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark

Anyway, what's this thread about?

>>39580969
>nag
I've done nothing wrong to be honest. It was a sink or swim kind of moment this morning. So nag away. It'll fall on deaf ear holes.
>>39581236
>Unless you do lewd, which is totally fine too.
Of course you'd see it that way. Thanks though

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>>39581236
Cute lewd is also fine
>watching the snow fall
You and your super comfy mountain dyke privileges. I can only hope for snowfall

>>39581738
>ellas, poor Yorick

you're killing me

Gave her a hug, gave me a kiss on the mouth. Clever girl. Getting faster than me as well, it seems.

>>39581395
>Of course you'd see it that way
I'm sure I don't know what you mean by that, friendo.

>>39581738
>ellas, poor Yorick
You're hilarious qt.
>cute lewd is also fine
It's actually the best, yes.
>super comfy mountain dyke privileges
To be honest it doesn't snow that often in Vienna, but around December/January we always have some at least, although it turns into mush in the city of course. But we always go skiing further in the west of Austria where you get lots of snow.

>>39581776
Imoutos are known for their speed.

>>39581820
>are known for their speed
When they're taking your pants off, maybe.

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>>39581758
It's what I'm here for; terrible wordplay.
>>39581820
>hilarious
Huh
Thanks, I feel like the joke's starting to get old tho
>we always go skiing further in the west of Austria
Stupid super comfy mountain dyke privileges. Take me with you pls, we'll get slippery on the slopes together

Anyway how's everyone doing? I met M today which went nicer than expected

>>39581990
>terrible wordplay
Terrible wordplay is the fastest way to the heart, qt.
>we'll get slippery on the slopes together
Sounds fun. I recommend a bit of gluehwein for extra slipperiness. I've always wanted to get comfy in front of an open fireplace, on a bear rug.

I'm doing pretty well aside from a slight headache. My mother isn't home until later tonight and I canceled my evening plans, which means I'll get comfy, maybe play vidya and do some napping.
How're things with you and M these days?

>>39581395
Not that, just nagging in general and bothering you
I'd poke you if I could
>>39581236
It's almost cuddle season
Time to play "how many of my dad's sweaters can I take without him saying anything"

>>39582132
>a bit of gluehwein
Y'all mind if I turn up, take the wine and leave? That shit's nice as hell.

>>39581820
Sure..
>>39581990
>hellarious
I'm done.
Alright at work. Sis might think I'm a bit gay, but I'm sure there's nothing wrong with that. Happy that things went well with M though.
>>39582161
You think this is a sort of game? Don't poke.

>>39582161
>how many of my dad's sweaters can I take without him saying anything
I'm afraid to even ask what you do with them.

>>39582204
Sure, but knock first or maybe close your eyes, the Ellavator probably has some decency left.

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>>39582260
>I'm afraid to even ask what you do with them
You mean you don't sniff your sister's clothes when you masturbate?

>>39582248
I'll bap you on the head
>>39582260
I JUST WEAR THEM AND SMELL THEM
I HAVENT USED HIS BOXERS TO MASTURBATE IN MONTHS

>>39582273
I don't sniff them, but I like wearing her pajamas sometimes. B-because they're comfy, of course.

>>39582354
>I HAVEN'T USED HIS BOXERS TO MASTURBATE IN MONTHS
Seems like you've had a few boring months then. Better get to it.

>>39582434
How can you say you love your sister if you don't sniff her clothes?

>>39582132
>I've always wanted to get comfy in front of an open fireplace, on a bear rug
Comfy indeed. I'd prefer to get comfy in front of you though

Napping is a good idea, or throwing your octopus around. Either is fun.
We're okay I guess, we hadn't talked since last time so things were kinda awkward. Didn't talk much about us beyond some apologies though, just chatting about other stuff then we gave each other a hug. I've a terrible track record of reading her mind so I don't know how she feels, but I'd like to go back to being friends, I don't want any more than that.
>>39582248
It's okay being gay, I'm sure she's understanding. Are you still feeling a little ill? There's some stuff that'll help weaken it if you do it early enough
>>39582354
>I HAVENT USED HIS BOXERS TO MASTURBATE IN MONTHS
You're missing out.
Just kidding. Big guy hoodies and sweaters are top comfy, anyway.

>>39582551
>Big guy hoodies
U U U U

>>39582434
I really shouldn't though, not healthy, even looking back that discussion last night wasn't too good for me

Why exactly do people trip in here? What do you do? Orbit your siblings?

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>>39582551
How big is your brother?

>>39582609
pssh your just jealous

>>39580585
cutebullying siblings is the best feeling in the world. too bad I'll never be a father.

>>39582354
Ayyy, partician tastes. I don't smell clothing, but my sister always liked taking my thick comfy winter jacket. No baps either.
>>39582551
Seems like it went well. I really do hope you two stays friends, Ella. Gonna try to hang out with her more often?
Yeah, I'm not feeling the best. What can I do early enough to weaken it?

>>39582463
I'd rather sniff her hair. It's intoxicating.

>>39582551
>get comfy in front of you
Yes, and afterwards, the bear rug. Or maybe getting comfy together on the bear rug.

Napping is always a good idea. My octopus is currently playing vidya and in full concentration mode so I can't throw her around.
And that doesn't sound so bad, I'm sure you'll be able to be friends, even if it takes a little time.
Disclaimer: not actually a relationship expert.

>>39582592
Seems healthy enough to me. I mean you're gonna shlick anyway, might as well make it as good as possible.

>>39582677
What does being a father have to do with cutebullying siblings? Also, how do you cutebully anyway?

Me and my sister fucked and it caused a shit ton of problems for our family at home, we had to move and everything because it kind of got out in the open at some point.

Also both of us went to a therapist for a long ass time because of it.

Just saying it's hot to fantasize about but don't actually do it.

>>39582859
how does that even happen? i can't really imagine fucking any of my sisters even though i think about cuddling my older sister sometimes

>>39582899
>how does that even happen
You just stick your dick in her vagina.

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Sister is def. hot enough for a hug, but she's a popular, stuck up annoying bitch that hangs around douchebags all day and it's killing my erection when I think of her.

>>39582551
>>39582700
Really the last thing I need is to fantasize about him,
>>39582680
Cause it's big and comfy

>>39582899
It's a pretty long-winded explanation and I don't really feel like posting it.

>>39583018
You can't tease like that and leave us hanging

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>>39583006
I know a chick named Laura. (The one on the right).
We made out at a party when we were drunk, but never got the chance to plow her, and I was too fucking autistic and shy to ask her out when I was sober. *End of sad story* :*(

>>39583006
Easy solution. Fantasize about McCree.

>>39582573
What's the next step in your master plan?
>>39582615
I don't know the exact size of his sausage but gauging from what I've heard he makes do with whatever he has
Either way he's pretty average sized in general I think, he just has these oversized hoodies that he wears to bed sometimes, kinda like pajamas. Super comfortable
>>39582680
If it's a normal cold, saline sprays will help make it more bearable, for a sore throat keeping raw cut garlic at the back will help as well. Also stay well hydrated, avoid dairy products, and have your five a day, as always. Vitamin supplements might help as well.
t. my mom
>>39582700
>Or maybe getting comfy together on the bear rug
So many different ideas, I'd be fine with just a warm drink and a cuddle while it's snowing outside
>My octopus is currently playing vidya and in full concentration mode
Throw her around anyway gee
And yeah, we'll see.
>>39583006
Something that's helped me get over things is to face it and just make fun of it all, mock it, take in the shit feelings and give up any care for them.
Running away from this kinda stuff is the same as giving in to it, you're still making it special, something to focus on.

>>39582592
what discussion?

>>39583295
>I'd be fine with just a warm drink and a cuddle
Really? There seems to be more fun things to do if you're snowed in together.
>throw her around anyway
Aren't you a mean Ellavator. Besides it's too cold for pool throwing lately unfortunately. Not sure where else to throw her.

>>39583054
That's exactly why I don't really feel like posting it, everyone's just gonna jack off to it lol.

Not that I blame you.

>>39583295
>What's the next step in your master plan?
Noticing that you've stopped the wordplay, with no survivors!

>>39583006
Probably smells nice too.
>>39583295
I've never heard of that garlic tip in my entire life. Do I just suck on them so they soothe my throat? Thanks for the tips though, most of our knowledge how to handle stuff like this is just "drink a lot, sleep a lot, and good luck!" I'll put this to good use since I'm pretty hard assed about missing work.

>>39583643
Eh, I've never jacked it to anything in these threads. Guess I'm just used to videos and shit.

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>>39583512
>more fun things to do if you're snowed in together
You're right, snuggling up under warm blankets and sleeping together is fun too.
I think in that situation it's just too comfy to do anything beyond stealing kisses
>Not sure where else to throw her
Bed are soft enough, aren't they? Just hugging her and making her lose whatever she's doing is good enough though.
>>39583645
You thought wrong!
>>39583745
I've been told to cut a small block of raw garlic and keep it at the back of my throat behind the tongue. There's antibacterial stuff in raw uncooked garlic that'll help fight the infection by mixing in with your saliva, which carries it down to where the infection is. It doesn't exactly give immunity to disease like in certain video games but it's supposed to help a lot with sore throats.
Honestly I don't do it because it burns my throat like the gates of hell, but you might deal with it better. It's supposed to burn a little though. I just take vitamins and use a saline spray for my nose and throat once a day

Oh and yeah I'll try to hang out more with M but it really depends on what she wants to do

>>39583295
>five a day
Five a day what? Orgasms?

>>39584059
>and keep it at the back of my throat behind the tongue.
Ah, well I didn't imagine it like that. I get the burning comments, so I guess I'll see of I can take it myself. Hopefully so, and if not, then I'll just go with yoyr routine with the saline spray.

>>39584059
>in that situation it's just too comfy to do anything beyond stealing kisses
I don't know, noodling each other and/or together can be pretty comfy.
>Beds are soft enough
Definitely but she probably goes into righteous imouto rage if I start throwing her around. I'm gonna tease her a bit later on though.
>all that knowledge of household remedies
Should we call you Penicella-in? Okay, that was bad but I barely regret it.

>>39584504
Can't hurt in any case.

>>39584504
Five portions of fruits or vegetables a day. But regular orgasms will also help keep the body healthy, I'd imagine.
>>39584619
Good luck, hope it passes quickly, whatever you do.
>>39584642
I guess it's up to personal taste, I'd much rather comfynap than comfydiddle.
>she probably goes into righteous imouto rage
It's just revenge for all the times she's messed with you. That's how I see it, anyway. Do tease her though.
>Should we call you Penicella-in?
I tried to think of a word but you've done better than me
Most of my knowledge is parroted from my mom though, she knows a ton of home remedies and herbal stuff, especially skincare which makes me super glad.

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I can't hug my sister because she has a husband to hug now. I'm super proud of her though, she has accomplished so much in life. I tell her every time we talk how proud of her I am for all she has accomplished and it makes her very happy!

>>39584979
>regular orgasms will also help keep the body healthy
They definitely do. I haven't had a cold in years. And I'm not worried about cervical cancer either.
>I'd much rather comfynap than comfydiddle
You say that as if they're mutually exclusive.
>Do tease her though
I'll definitely do that. Also I'm not very happy with Penicella-in but I'm glad you like it.

>>39585192
Sisters are made for hugging though, until they die.

>>39585446
Well she also lives out of state so...kinda hard to hug her when she is a gajillion miles away.

Hugged her thigh and kissed her clit.

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>>39585446
>that feel when you're sisters don't like you hugging them

This bump is hot and fresh.

I want to know what discussion Laura's talking about and what happened between Pat and H

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Im sick today bump

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My mom is considering staying thru the hurricane because her fiance doesn't wanna deal with his boss. Now I'm a bit more worried because she is all like "oh we might be fine if it hits a coast" and all the news reports say all of flordia will be effected. She needs to tell her boyfriend to man the fuck up instead of getting my mom's life cucked by his boss.

>>39587030
You dummy

>>39587264
Tell your dad to quit being a cuck and get back with his woman

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>>39580585

I decided to give my 5 year old sister a big hug.

>Be me, 24 years old, 272 pounds
>Give my lil sister a bear hug
>My mother tells me to get off of her
>I ignore her and hug her even tighter
>I can see that she's struggling go get away from me, could be because of my sweat or my stench
>Sister vomits on me but I didn't mind
>Mother is furious and screams "GET OFF MY DAUGHTER YOU FUCKING RETARD"
>Mom tries to pull me off from behind
>Elbow her in the face out of a quick reaction
>All this while still holding my sister tightly against my fat body
>I slip on her vomit on the floor from earlier
>Fall forward and land on top of sister
>She twitches for a good 30 seconds
>After that she decides to go to sleep
>Strangely I don't hear her breathing

This first time participating in this thread. What did I do wrong? I was just trying to show my love for my family. On the plus side, I think I may have a gift. My sister fell asleep right after I hugged her, this made me consider becoming a babysitter for other children.

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>>39587320
here is a picture that may make you say im not a dummy.

>>39587320
My real dad is already married to my step mom, my mom and dad hate each other. My mom's current boyfriend though is very stubborn and it takes him a bit to make a good decision. Even if it means his (and my mom's) life.

>>39587437
You ARE a dummy. You posted a new thread before the old one hit bump limit and you "bumped" a minute after the last bump.

>>39587508
>my mom and dad hate each other.
Then they never should have been married or had kids.

>>39587424
I think you might've killed your sister anon.

>>39587424
You need to hide your sister's body right now, you don't want to get sent to the loony house do you?

>>39587533
Wow jee whiz thanks for that captain hindsight, any other wisdom you can bestow upon me?

>>39587424
Did you fug her yet? You might as well if she's already dead, just make sure you get rid of the evidence.

>>39587533
when i wrote the bump it said page 7. I have auto update on and there was no post

>>39587424
Is your little sister hot? If she is, take advantage of this moment.

>>39587424
You may as well fuck her corpse before you an hero.

>>39587424
What does her butthole smell/taste like? Please describe in full detail. Also, same with her puke.

>>39587540
>>39587576
>>39587609
>>39587625
>>39587645
>>39587674
>samefagging this hard

>>39587614
Wait until page 8, hit update before you post

>>39587424
Just kill yourself but post pics of your naked dead sis. Doesn't matter if you get banned when you're dead right?

Currently living in my sisters basement. She is 26 and has 4 kids. I am 18. Pretty sure I'd get beat up by her husband if I tried any of this.

>>39587794
Just rape her kids anon.

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>>39587030
>>39587437
I will get you for this anon.

>>39587732
>>39587782
Stop. Are you a newfag? We know there are only 21 posters in this thread, and the odds of 8 of them replying to the same post conveniently just over the reply timeout apart are practically non-existent. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>39587794
Just hug her anon. Or hug her kids. There's nothing wrong with hugging.

>>39587888
LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALA

Well I am sad. My mother is going to visit my grandpa tomorrow and asked me if I could come. I have mandatory classes starting late in the morning however and he lives like 2 hours away. He actuallly got together some books for me he thinks I'd like and could help me or keep me motivated with my study. He's almost 90 and I haven't seen him in 6 months, I feel really bad about it. We were so close when I was a little kid and I'm still his favourite grandchild. I just wish I'd be better with people and relationships instead of running and hiding from everyone the moment evrything isn't perfect. But I swear I'll go see him before the end of the month a give him a goddamn awesome hug.

>>39588470
Is your grandpa hot? Maybe you can give him something more than a hug, hint hint.

>>39588470
Careful not to let him die before you go hug him

>>39588605
This is an incest-free thread. Please leave.

>>39588707
Incest is the purest form of love, whether it's straight or not. I'm sorry that you have such a closed mind but that is why I am here to educate you all.

>>39588764
>that is why I am here to annoy you all.
FTFY

>>39588470
Classes can always be made up but when people are that old they can pass away at any time and you can't go back after they are gone. You should visit your grandfather Anon and make his last year's a happy one.

>>39588605
>>39588707
>>39588764
>>39588810
Love and trolls, that is what you guys remid me of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I
>>39588879
I don't think he'd agree with me leaving uni for him, but I swear I'll try to meet up with him as soon as possible.

Pat, are you back yet? I want to hear how you and H started dating.

Pat pls

>>39589742
>>39590448
Pat came when it was super late in the evening, I wouldn't expect him till much later.

>>39583223
And associate my dad with him? Not smart
>>39583295
I try and make a joke out of things, but I get your point, if I make such a big thing to avoid it still makes it special
>>39583296
The talk about being a good wife for him
>>39583745
It does, always smells like him

>>39591162
Want to give the highlights of that thread

>>39591228
I mean talk

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>Moving to Japan for graduate school soon
>Wanted to visit my imouto in Boston one time before I left (I live in Michigan)
>Visa complications forced me to be stuck in Michigan for all of August and up to today
>Couldn't come this week, and I leave next Monday
>My brother told me she was crying when she found out I couldn't come
>She won't answer my texts

By the time I come back, she'll be a bratty teenager. This is the worst and I hate myself

>>39591162
Do you like Pat? Are you glad he's back/alive?

>>39591228
How about you read it yourself?

>>39591250
see if your family will maybe make there way up to michigan with her. or try and facetime or skype with her. if you want her to not grow up into a bratty teenager try to skype her each day. If you just text it will seem less than actually seeing your face.

>>39591249
Oh. She thought knowing what he likes and doing whatever he wants in bed is all it takes to be a better wife than her mom.

>>39591250
Skype with her you bully!

Anyone watching the game? I doubt it...nerds
>>39591228
I just went back and forth with a guy about being a good wife to my dad
>>39591251
Yea I'm glad, hope he posts more

>>39591291
The sick joke is that my niece's baptism is on Sunday, and everyone but my stepmother and imouto will be in town, which is why I had to go now

>>39591295
I'm trying sarge

I found my sister's flute when I managed to get back home without passing out. I can't hold it properly and I got chewed out a bit since I was getting my sick germ filled slobber all over it.. not like she plays it anymore.
I'm sticking with the McCree story.
>>39591162
Then I hope winter comes quickly.
>>39591250
There's always multiple ways to keep in contact with each other. Be as involved as you can, even if you're that far away.

>>39591370
>Anyone watching the game?
Don't even know what game. But I did watch Federer get destroyed by del Potro last night if that counts.
In other news sleep is for nerds.

>>39591499
You should prolly lay down and let your sister take care of you if she is up to it. You gotta have some tomato soup and grilled cheese to get better!

>>39591370
not a patriots fan so no. My allegiance goes 1. Steelers (i actually live in pittsburgh and have lived here my whole life)2/3 Browns or Lions.

>>39591609
Commie
>>39591835
I gagged
Least you're not a Jets fan like my mom

>>39591722
>lay down
But there's so much that I need to get done! I've never actually ever had tomato soup in my entire life funnily enough. But I'm sure my sister will help as much as she can and I'll be open to anythingx even garlic gargling.>>39591609

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>>39591888
>Commie
>the handegg burger pleb calls me a commie
I'm just gonna gamble and assume that the Jets are a handegg team and not some other thing

>>39591972
Handegg is a pleb game. Buttball is where it's at.

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>>39580585
>Kiss your sibling

but anon my siblings dont even talk to me, they spend all day out with friends

>>39591888
Trippy!
What is she? A masochist? At least go for the Giants. Or does she just like cheaper gear?

>>39592018
Anon, you should be their friend!

>Say goodbye to siblings at 18
>get out of college at 25
>rent an apartment till 30
>still havent called siblings

we were never really a close bunch of kids, though it is kind of worrying

>>39592018
How big is the age gap between you guys? I'm sure you can find time together for something at least.
>>39592094
If it's worrying to you, then wouldn't that warrant a call or something? Not one bit curious what they've been up to?

>>39592126
Well, theyre all in their midteens, closest is 17, im about 19, they just happened to be more outgoing and social and all that jazz

I mean I guess I could figure something out, but I dont want to hang out with their friends, specially not my sisters friends, She might be an innocent lass, but her friends sure arent.

>>39591972
Swatball is a pleb game
>>39592033
Kek
Her parents are from New York, thankfully I'm closer to my dad

>>39592283
That's a shame. Guess I was in your shoes as well, but luckily the majority of them were a bunch of band geeks.
You don't have to hang out with them, but it wouldn't hurt to be able to figure out how to spend time with your siblings in some way. Any shared interests? I know you said they're more outgoing and social, but I'm sure you have something you all would enjoy.

>>39592283
>She might be an innocent lass, but her friends sure arent.
All the more reason to hang out with her and make sure she doesn't turn into a slut or a druggie. Or a turborobodyke.

>>39592327
But you look just like your mother.

>>39592463
And? Doesn't mean I have to like a shit team from a dumb city

>>39592433
But how do you know they aren't using a saxophone as a bong to smoke crack with?

>>39592556
What's so dumb about it?
>>39592570
That's actually a good concern. Might explain the dumb antics they kept trying to play with me whenever I came by to pick up my sister during high school.

>>39592556
Go up to that cocky cunt and yell out "Hey Ma, Imma cook tomorrow! So's you just sit your better-than-mine ass on da sofa and chill your snatch, a'ight?"

>>39592570
Darn kids these days. No respect.

>>39592613
I don't know
Dumb city
>>39592615
Whoa whoa whoa
I'll bend on her being taller, her bigger boobs, more assertive, probably smarter, stronger
But butts? I'll put that up for debate

>>39592781
>I'll put that up for debate
Ask your father.
Post your butts, let us vote. Don't say who owns each butt so it'll be a fair vote.

>>39592841
Not gonna do any of that, but my mom has told me I have my dad's but, if that's right I win

>>39592781
You can't just write off a state like that. It's like me saying fuck Tennesse or something. Congrats on the victory though.

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Going to bed early tonight with my big brother because hurricanes. Not fun stuff. At least I get extra big brother kisses.

>>39593109
Be safe from the hurricane, please try to evacuate if your in a danger zone, the sooner the better!

>>39592975
I'm gonna do it
I don't have any issues with Tennessee, but if I lived by you I'd hate most every college football team in a 4 state radius
>>39593109
Goodnight, good luck

>>39593109
Stay safe out there, Kissy. Hope everything is well and prepared for the plans you guys have for this.

Yet again, she comes in for attention. "Guys I'm scared but I've got big bro teehee"

>>39593146
>>39593162
>>39593167
You're not helping.

>>39593146
Yeah that's the point of avoiding staying up all night. Thanks though.

>>39593162
>>39593167
Thanks guys we're pretty prepared.

>>39593109
Stay safe, good night. Are you like, in the hurricane zone?
Also, after reading about this shit today, how is anyone actually living in Florida voluntarily?

"Don't worry we're fine, I just couldn't stand nobody talking about me for 24 hours"

>>39593162
..is it because we suck? I don't keep up with football at all, but you can be blunt with me.
>>39593179
That's good. Hope to hear from you soon with good news from the both of you. Always wishing for the best.

>>39593183
>how is anyone actually living in Florida voluntarily?
It's like voting for Hitler to run your entire country by a vast margin then letting Nazi troops walk into your country to take it over and cheering them on as they do so.

Sometimes people just gotta do people stuff.

>>39593251
He already had troops on our borders and a few months earlier the Viennese police raided a Nazi club house and found guns and explosives - Hitler then met with Schuschnigg to basically be all "Heim ins Reich or Blitzkrieg, nigga" and that was that. Not much choice really.
Like I said, we wouldn't even let the guy paint, the Germans fucked it up. As usual.

>>39593251
Sassy Kissy is best Kissy. Sleep well onee-chan.

>>39580585
Ok guys i need some serious advice, i posted some time ago asking how should i cuddle properly with my imouto-like niece (not that i didn't know the theory, but i stopped cuddling with people when i was about 8, so i didn't have experience at all)
The thing is that (as i said in my previous post) my niece likes to cuddle with me, however i noticed that what she likes the most is to cuddle under the blankets on my bed, if we are playing or even if we are cuddling (on top of my bed), she insists for us to cuddle under the blankets, and as soon as we get in my bed, she starts to hug me like a mad octopus, she starts to touch all over my chest while telling me that she really likes my body, she also really likes to put one of her legs between my legs and the other one on top of me.
Should i worry? I think that she's probably starting to get curious about boys (she's 12), so what should i do if that's the case?, stop cuddling with her under the blankets and just limit her to normal cuddling?

>>39593739
>but i stopped cuddling with people when i was about 8
>that feel when you've never cuddled with anyone
>stop cuddling with her
>denying your niece her cuddles
ISHYGDDT

>>39593791
I don't want to stop cuddling with her, but i also don't want to fuck up my relationship with my family.
I'm ok with her treating me like her dakimakura, but i'm not ok with it if she's starting to do it with ulterior motives. I'm the adult, i should be the one to draw the limits and all that shit.

>>39593739
Talk to her mommy you ninny

>>39593857
As always, it's best if you just talk to her about it. I got a soon to be 12 year old sister but we don't really talk so I can only give you the most obvious advice you probably already knew.

>>39593919
>I got a soon to be 12 year old sister but we don't really talk
Why not anon? You should talk to her often at her age.

>>39593857
I would say at first talk to her about it, and make sure she understands that it's not that you don't like her or that she did anything wrong, but it's important to know there's things you just can't do. But of course she might be completely oblivious to the whole thing, or just do things that feel good, instinctively. Who didn't.
But if that's very awkward, tell her mother, yeah.

Also, I'm off too, good night you wonderful anons.

>>39593961
I'm on /r9k/, why do you think? I'm even more awkward around kids. Also I don't speak her language and that's pretty much the actual reason.

>>39593857
It's been said before, but just talk to her and work on drawing limits. But don't make her feel like she's disgusting or anything for acting the way she did. Just work at it.

Also, hope you're okay White Nigga.

>>39593911
That's kinda hard, you see, her mom is someone a little... fast to jump to conclusions (and weird ones at that), if i talked to her about it, she would probably treat me like a pedo or her (my niece) as some nympho/slut (when in reality she's very innocent for a girl her age)

>>39593919
I think i should eventually do this, but as i said, she's very innocent so maybe she just gets carried away and doesn't realise what she's doing, so i don't know how i should talk this with her.

>>39593993
I think i will do something like this, thanks for the advice.

She lives 50 miles away and won't talk to me any more

>>39594002
Hugs don't need languages to be understood. Also pain, but don't hurt her plz.

>>39594036
>drawing limits
You did that on purpose.

>>39594040
Mothers know best. Sometimes.

>>39594062
Why not? When's the last time you tried calling her?

>>39594076
Apparently my sister don't like being hugged. Or my hugs in particular. I don't know. Maybe once I get to know them better.

>>39594040
Eh, guess leave the talk with her mother to be last choice? That does seem like a crazy conclusion to jump to.
>>39594076
I'm not that clever, but thanks for thinking that I could be.

>>39594036
>>39594134
Thanks for the advice, and yeah, i will leave the talk with her mother as the last choice (i don't think it would be necessary tho).
I will talk to my niece about it, i don't really know how, because i'm fucking horrible at these kind of things, so i will have to think for awhile on how to talk this with her.
I don't want to hurt her feelings, so i will choose my words carefully.

>>39594076
>Mothers know best. Sometimes.
Yeah, sometimes, but i'm not so sure if this applies to this case too.

>>39594287
Before I give any advice might I ask what your religious preferences are? I know it's a weird question but your sister def sounds like she is ready for "the talk".

>>39594601
I'm Deist, i think that she's christian (not hardcore christian, she just believes in god and jesus).

And... well shit, i think you might be right, she's way too innocent for someone her age, i mean, she already knows how babies are made and all that, but i don't think that she has been taught anything about sexuality aside from that.
However, if that's the case, then i'm not the one that should give "the talk" to her.

>>39594728
I think the whole thread was trying to hint at your mom giving her "the talk". I asked about religious preferences because even though she is innocent she might be getting urges and she is gonna have to learn how to properly deal with them. I know it's an uncomfortable subject for everyone but the sooner and as clear cut you talk about with them the better. It's better to be educated about than know nothing.

>>39594787
I know and i fully understand your point, the thing is that i'm not her brother, i'm her uncle, so i don't think it would be correct for me to give her the talk.
Also, as i said earlier, talking to her mom about this would probably end up making the situation worse.
I will talk to my niece about all this, but i'll let the talk to my brother.

>>39594905
Alright, do whatever you think is best but do as the others have said and set boundaries. You may love her but she has to be taught the proper ways to express love and when and where to do certain things. Some alone time might also give her time to think but don't make it seem like a punishment.

I can't cum from porn anymore. Thanks Laura.

>>39580585
My sister is a fat sack of shit though. She's like literally 3 times my weight and disgusting.

Well... Page 10 sure is lonely...

Bump for Pat to eventually tell us about him and H

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Well I found myself a new temporary boy toy to roleplay my daddy (To help me vent my incestous feelings) in exchange for roleplaying a mommy on off days. So I can stay stable until he moves on to someone else. At least this will probably last longer because we are both helping each other out instead of it being one way.

Unstable table

>>39597578
I don't know, I was real low because of drama and stuff, she felt the need to help me out for some reason, and now we're sort of an item I guess. If you asked her she would say we're best friends who go on dates sometimes.

Sorry, maybe ask me again sometime when it's not five in the morning.

>>39580327
What, I'll pass.

>>39580585
From my little sister's perspective
>be 14yo girl
>deal with girl stuff and play league n shit
>quiet day, in room
>suddenly the door opens and my pale, limping brother comes in
>whatdoesthiscynicalassholewantfromme?
>hugs me with his burly arms which seem even bigger because he has tiny hands
>says he loves me and kisses my forehead with his dry, cracked up lips
>smiles and leaves
>did that freak mock me or something?

I became way to bitter and cynical to give love to someone I think, I would freak her out.

>>39598820
There is the morning Pat, he surfaces once every 24 hours to refill his oxygen sack before submerging himself back underwater.

>>39598887
Tell her you love her
Nice dubs

Thread i have to go to work sick today i have bad hot and cold flashes any tips?

>>39599654
Depends on your job and illness afflicting you.

>>39600171
Sinus infection and im having hot and cold flashes. My job involves alot of physicsl labor

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>not sharing a room with your little sister

What are you doing?

>>39600451
I don't know to be honest, maybe try bringing a hoodie that's easy to take on and off. Taking some medicine (none sleepy stuff) might help with the sinus stuff.

>>39600451
Feint a pass out and your boss will send you home works ery tiem

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>No imouto
>Find small gf
>preyend she's my imouto

>>39601377
>no gf
>have small imouto
>pretend she's my gf

>>39598820
Gosh Pat. Even my autism can track how not nice you are now.

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>>39580585
I love my sister so much! She is my best friend and my best companion in life. If I ever get a wife or a girlfriend, I don't think I'll ever love her as much as I love my sweet loving elder sister!

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>>39602792
>not having a big sister gf

>>39602827
she can't be my girlfriend, she's my sister. anyway, the bond between a brother and a sister is eternal and way stronger than the bond between a guy and his fleeting girlfriend.

I want my sister to always be there by me because I love her so much and she's so kind, and sweet, and generous. Nobody loves me and cares about me more than she does, and nobody ever will.

she is my universe, and I am hers.

>>39602118
I think he's just sad, I don't think he means to be rude. I like the flower-themed names that you have every time you show up too.

>>39602851
>she can't be my girlfriend, she's my sister
Why not both? You got a bond as siblings, AND partners. Instead of just one or the other.

>>39602884
the bond between siblings is so much stronger though. why dilute it and ruin it with something else? She's extremely beautiful and attractive as a woman, but I would never want a sexual relationship with her, because I would never want to risk hurting what we already have. I can just imagine if that turned out sour, I could lose my precious sister forever. I'd honestly give my life for her in a split second if I had to, I mean that 100% from the bottom of my heart, i would die for her.

>>39602950
It's not like you'll stop being siblings or anything.
>I can just imagine if that turned out sour
Any relationship can. It's just how things are.

>>39602950
Sounds like you guys are good siblings, keep it up anon

>>39602981
If you had a sister you loved, you'd understand. Sex and romance is meaningless compared to the bonds of family and sharing blood.

>>39598820
You still work at that grocery store? Hope you can find time to post a bit more here.

>>39603026
I have 2 sisters I love. I understand that both is better than either of those things.

>>39602857
I don't care if he's sad. If you leave for that long you should be nice when you come back.

I like flowers.

>>39603029
Get back to drawing, butthead.

>>39603242
I'm not your slave. Anyways, I'm at work. Couldn't draw anything even if I wanted to, so take those lemons.

>>39587888
Omg lel, also thanks for teaching me how to detect samefaggery.

Get fucked samefaggot or post pictures of sisters with each post and no one will mind what your doing.

>>39600484
Elaborate plz, this sounds more than interesting but it looks like you don't she doesn't live in the room with you it looks like She just store some of her stuff there.

>>39603242
>If you leave for that long you should be nice when you come back.
To be fair, I don't think turning down an orgy where you can only lewd Bearg is especially rude.
Flowers are pretty, I like lilies the best.

>tfw when stuck in Uni main building because it's raining hard af, you have to travel far and your old backpack with your laptop and studybooks is no longer water-proof
I hate this feel, should stop raining this hard in an about and hour and a half though. Also, I'm going to my sister tomorrow to celebrate her birthday, I can't wait to hug her again. I'll make her dance with me though, I haven't tried to dance with her in a long while. Maybe we'll even play-fight but she does some nin jitsu shit and just starts choking me out for real sometimes which is kinda scary and hurts my throat pretty bad. Anyway I'll see what happends, I'm sure it'll be fun. Do you guys have any events coming up with your family?

>>39602118
Sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean. That wasn't me telling people to fuck off because it's 5 in the morning, I only meant I was exhausted and could barely think.

But I also don't want to fuck Beargguy at an orgy, sorry.

>>39603029
I'm in the bakery now but yeah.

>>39603242
I mean to be fair all I wanted to do was make sure people didn't think I died or something. I don't know, again, sorry if I sound mean, that's not what I'm trying to do.

>>39604550
>nin jitsu shit and just starts choking me out for real sometimes
That has crossed the border from a play fight, but it does sound pretty fun. Hope the rain clears up pretty soon and that her birthday goes well too. I'm guessing she likes to dance as well?
No events whatsoever for us in the near future besides our mothers birthday which is far away.
>>39603918
>>39604602
>don't want to fuck Beargguy at an orgy, sorry.
Yeah, never agreed to that scenario either.
Everything going well work wise at least? Can't even remember if you mentioned the bakery before you left, but if it's an improvement, than that's good for you.
And don't worry about coming off mean or anything. Whatever happens, happens.

Wooaah quick bump

>hugged imoutos yesterday

it was nice.

>>39607051
If it was so nice, why didn't you do it today?

apraxia-museum-anon, update us, how're things?

Last I remember, you had gone to dinner with your cousin, and it went fairly well. We need updates!

>>39607093
they live a long way from me so i don't see them that often. we don't usually talk to each other either so it surprised me that they were ok with it.

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>>39604550
Hope you made it through okay
No big events on the horizon as far as I'm aware. Maybe visiting some family but I don't know if that's still happening and I'll probably choose to stay home anyway
>choking me out for real sometimes which is kinda scary and hurts my throat pretty bad
Geez, be careful.

>>39607158
I know that feel. I still remember the first and only hug one of my sisters gave me.

>>39580585
I disowned my younger "sister" and my older sister lives far away

>>39607220
are they rude or mean to you or just distant?

>>39604550
>not chocking her out with your dick

>>39580585
what's the point of these threads other than attention hungry tripfags jerking each other off?

>>39607255
Nah, I just have no relationship to speak of with them. Being half siblings and all that.

>>39607406
oh, i'm sorry. i guess it'd be too strange to start talking to them out of nowhere

>>39607432
Not really. From what I've heard from my dad, they've wanted to meet me for quite some time. Being a NEET and all that, I probably didn't make a good first impression. As far as talking is concerned, the language is pretty much the only problem.

Here's another bumpy

Welp another flordia friend of mine is staying thru the hurricane. Biggest hurricane in a long time and everyone keeps thinking "it won't hit me hopefully" when it's been shown it's gonna eat the whole state like a thirsty teenage girl in the boys bathroom on prom night.

>>39609901
I thought they saved that kind of stuff for the after party.

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>>39580763
This. My lil' sis kissed me on the lips, grabbing my head and leaving me no chance to escape. Soft and sweet, boys.

>>39609955
Your sister raped you

>>39610114
Don't worry, I got my revenge ;)

>>39610114
Now it's time for him to return the favor.

>>39595735
How did Laura ruin porn for you?

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>>39580585
Yes. Glad you understand, OP..

Now go KYS

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Stages of hurricane grief, according to some bitch I live with.
>Yo dude we'll be okay, we've done this before
>Oh god no we need to go up north immediately
>Naaaaaah it's such a long drive, we'll be fine
>Oh your friend will let us stay with him, okay good we need to move all our valuable shit there immediately
>Looooooool aint no hurricane at the bottom of this wine bottle
guys help ima die
>>39580585
Nuh dog she's half naked and drunk, recipe for distaster right there.

>>39610878
More like a recipe for success

>>39610878
Bruh smack the ho's ass

>>39580585
Even after I told my Sister to stop wearing my clothes she still fucking continues. It's bad enough that I have so little clothes to wear, while she has so many clothes to wear. How do I get her to fucking stop

>>39611017
Tell your parents. Wear her clothes. Lock your clothes up. Get rid of all but one pair of your clothes.

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>>39610932
Bruh knowing this ho she'll bite my nose or some shit when I go in for the kiss.
>>39610956
Nigga I already had to once, chick tried to sit on me.

>>39611099
Just do it, grab a handful or 2 of ass while you're at it.

>>39611050
>Tell your parents
They say she's my Sister and it's okay
>Get rid of your clothes except for one pair
Too lazy to wash Everyday
>Lock your clothes up
Literally the place I use to store stuff is filled with cash
> wear her clothes
I'm a guy, why the fuck would I wear her clothes

>>39611099
Please don't molest your sister

>>39611310
Make your clothes really stinky?

>>39611129
Nigga okay you kinda got your wish, the ho just giggled and fuckin' slumped against me, had to push her fatass off me.
And naaaah, aint groping a drunk chick, shit's against my code.

>>39611384
>not cuddling with your aneki
Bad otouto
>shit's against my code
She's your sister, I'm sure she won't mind.

>>39611345
She wears the washed ones of course.

>>39611017
it probably makes her feel safe.

>>39611475
Ask her why she wears them

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>>39611345
Nigga I have a lot of bad ideas but molesting the only damn woman I care about aint one of them.
>>39611419
Man I'll cuddle when I aint busy, ya'll don't need to worry.

>>39611632
>busy
You stop being busy when you're sister needs cuddles. Get to it.

>>39611673
Please don't molest his sister

>>39611700
>molest
It's his sister to tenderly love, not mine. I've got my own.

>>39611723
Go give her a hug before someone else does

>>39611866
I can't. My sisters are well out of reach. Also they don't like me hugging them.

>>39611890
Text them or call them!
>they don't like me hugging them.
We've talked about how to fix this several times.

>>39611996
We have? How?

>>39612009
Hug them until they start to like it.

>>39612017
Yeah, there's no way that'll have the opposite effect.

>>39612035
I know. It's a solid, fool-proof plan.

>>39607218
I stayed a bit and ended up staying at the recreational are of my particualr study till half past 10 because there was this kinda party situation going on. Drank a bunch of beers and fliped over a couch backwards making a perfect backwards somersault. Well I ended more on my haunches and half falling sideways but still. People thought I was kinda weird and creepy at some pint cause I started hugging people, or trying to. I sobered up as I cycled back through the cold and rainy weather. Now I'm prefectly fine again.
>spoiler
Nooo0ooo, go see your family, hug them, friends come and go, family is forever. Cherish them.
And my sis most likely won't be carefull, but I've never broken anything and she won't kill me. It's just that when she play-fights she just doesn't hold back.

>>39612048
Very funny. So what, should I give them hugs as a birthday present or something?

>>39612065
Grab her junk the next time she's choking you. For now, send her a heartfelt text.

>>39612216
No! Hug them at least once per day and through stockhug syndrome, they'll start to like it.

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>>39612262
>stockhug syndrome
Nice, I gotta use that sometime. Whatever, I guess I could start doing it. Eventually.

I havent talked to my sister in 5 years. I will not be talking to her for another 5 years. And another 5 after that. And so on. Fuck her and her family. I hope she's happy though. She just became a grandmother a year ago.

>>39612595
You can't just say that and then not give us a story...

I give up. Tell Laura to find and surprise hug herself.

>>39613537
I don't know if you were actually looking but thank you

>>39614333
Are you that starved for physical affection?

>>39614557
I'm saying thank you for not trying it find me, not trying to hug me

>>39614642
Why are you thanking them? I'm the one that gave up.

>>39604602
>>39598820
>Leave the thread for a month
>Come back
>MOTHERFUCKING PAT IS BACK!
Noice. The thread is saved!

>>39615580
You'd better hug your sister and tell her you love her to celebrate. Why'd you leave?

>>39615608
I hug her everyday, sometimes she hugs back sometimes she doesn't.
>Why'd you leave?
The thread was starting to feel like a drag, I started coming here for the imouto stories (lewd and non lewd alike), then it became the Ella-Austria dyke chat forum, with occasional guest starts Laura and Story, coming here just didn't feel worth it. Decided to pop back in to see how Laura and Bear were doing and found Pat, might stay for a while. (Not trying to offend anyone.)

>tfw your brother throws out your back because you didn't wanna stop playing a game while he's trying to sex you
Not a good feel. Maybe big baps have small downsides

>>39615731
Welcome back anon. Go hug your family

>Oh look, someone I can say something to and pretend I'm not attention whoring
>"Hey guys, hurt myself having sex! Shower me with love and (You)s!"

>>39615865
>you didn't wanna stop playing a game while he's trying to sex you
kek

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>>39615907
Why you gotta be so ruuuuude I hate that song

>>39615865
Thanks, I guess. No one else is home right now except my sister though, maybe later.

>>39615907
Good to see shit flinging is as strong as ever.

>>39615944
Because she's a literal attention whore and the vote came to 19 against 14 in favor of "Kissy is shitting up the threads." These threads are for cute stories and family help, not constant "Hey guys I got fucked, give me attention."

>>39615938
I was about to trap in half a million Soviet troops without any supplies in Hearts of Iron 4. Now I'm stuck in bed without that happening.
>>39615953
You're welcome, I guess

>>39615953
Don't mind him, it's just a story orbiter mad that kissy is liked better and gets more attention. It could be story for all anyone knows.

>>39616050
>Soviet troops without any supplies
You mean their entire army?

>>39616053
I don't even like story; Kissy is actually cancer. Let's take a look at her posts so far.
>>39593109
>Guys I'm scaaared, but I've got my brother. Tell me I'm going to be okay please.
>>39593179
Don't worry, we're fine. I just wanted attention ;)
>>39593251
Haha I made a joke.
>>39601148
Just pass out bro.
>>39615865
Guys I hurt myself getting fucked. Give me attention.

>Irma's now a cat 5
Hell yeah. It's been too long since a cat 5 has hit us. White Nigga, you okay?

>>39616132
Ha pretty much. But I mean they'd be choked out and capitulate

>>39616371
>But I mean they'd be choked out and capitulate
How far into Russia did you get? Did Moscow fall or did you invade from Vladivostok?

>>39616494
Well it's more their forces in Europe. I swept in and liberated Eastern Germany to northern Poland and Italy and the Allies are coming in from Greece to trap in a massive army in central/Eastern Europe

>>39616569
As long as the AI isn't as moronic as it usually is then you should be fine, good to hear your game is going well.

>>39615580
I don't think I'm saving any threads, but I appreciate the sentiment.

>>39614642
Hey, how are you doing by the way? Is it in poor taste to ask what's up with your dad?

>>39617174
Uncle Pat, will you tell us the story of how you and H got into whatever relationship you have? Why did you move into the bakery with her? What was your first date like? Do you want to be with her?

>>39617174
Did H really offer to let you move in with her? If so, why don't you?

Pat please I need this. It's been so long.

>>39617204
>>39618042
Sorry, posting and then leaving the house was uncool of me.

I don't think it's horrifically interesting. After I left and drama started popping off in my life, suddenly talking to H and going to work were the high points of my existence. We started hanging out more and more outside of work, almost every day for a while there, and we started a game out of finding a new restaurant to eat at every sunday. Eventually H said something like "Wow we're basically dating aren't we?", I almost jokingly asked if we should stop telling people we're single now, she laughed and said "We're more like weird best friends than a couple though". I guess that kinda stuck for her, though we do partake in some particularly non-friendlike activities these days. And she doesn't tell people she's single anymore, don't worry guys.

>Why did you move into the bakery with her
Because it pays better and she's there.

>What was your first date like
I guess our technical first date was a local specialty pizza joint followed by a barcade trip, not glamorous but fun.

>spoiler
Yes.

>>39617345
Because my house is bigger and free-ish and she's moving in once her lease is up.

>>39618462
No biggie. Where'd you go?
>non-friendlike activities
You fucked already?
>she's moving in once her lease is up
Cool, sounds like fun. How long until that happens?

Why don't you talk to Em much anymore? Are things okay between you two? And I think I remember something about your older sister wanting another kid, is that happening?

>>39618590
>Where'd you go?
Had a sudden and all-encompassing craving for a cheesy gordita crunch, did some random errands while I was at it.

>You fucked already?
Barely.

>How long until it happens?
January.

>Why don't you talk to Em much anymore?
Because I fucked up. She's also off living in her own little world at the moment.

>is that happening?
She's pregnant, yes.

>>39618748
Neat. Things are looking up for you, my friend.
Be careful not to make a child of your own yet.

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Pat look at this happy picture of us all from back when we used to have a lot of fun.

did you ever lurk after leaving?

>>39615731
I'm alright
>>39616132
Kek
>>39617204
I guess you're not wrong to be curious, not sure where you left, we moved back in, they're happy, k and I broke up, I've been going to therapy and the gym, and (just to give you a laugh, at my expense of course) my mom caught me masturbating and slapping myself
>>39618462
Glad it seems you're happy and things are looking up for you

>>39618977
I like how Laura always looks like a boy

>>39618990
>masturbating and slapping myself
There's worse things you do that she could have caught you doing, though not many

>>39618462
>>39618977
That reminds me. Pat, did you ever find another favorite mobile suit? I know you're on a Gundam hiatus, but still just curious. Am I annoying you with this Gundam shit?
Glad things are going well with you. Hope the best for H and you.

>>39619056
Can't blame him, I do dress like one
I mean, from stuff she could catch me doing that I actually do, this is top 3 at least
>>39619062
You geeking over Gundam, is always cute

>>39619112
>is always cute
If you like and trust him so much, why don't you date him?

>>39619056
>Laura always looks like a boy
junior keks
>>39619112
That is reassuring, so thanks. I've been told by my sister that some days I'm passionate, and the others it turns into obsession. I haven't heard the passionate comment in a while.
Condolences for the embarrassment again.

With that said. Pat, are you still here? Wanna a doodle or something? I can't really sleep since every sneeze I take is hurting me so I'm trying to pass time however I can.

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>>39619062
The Gundam shit is fine, you're good man. I like the Alex a lot for some reason, something about "We took the original Gundam, made it bluer and put miniguns in the arms" just speaks to me on a personal level. Thanks for the well wishes.

>>39618990
Well that's quite the summary. Sorry about you and K, and about your mom catching you. I'm less sorry and more confused about the slapping part. Glad you're doing okay though.

>>39618977
Are we supposed to look like we're not wearing pants? It's cute though. I pretty much went cold turkey once I left, sorry.

>>39618799
Thanks. That's not gonna happen.

>>39619200
Draw Laura sadly looking at her mom's bust

>>39619209
>I'm less sorry and more confused about the slapping part
Laura like it rough, and someone suggested she try slapping herself when masturbating, and her mom caught her the first time she tried it

sister sleepo right now
might see her before she goes out tomorrow night.
but wait :O
she already knows I love her.
hahaha

ok!

>>39619209
Oh okay. That's probably good though. You can just think of me as a perfect angel then.

I like to think that I actually don't have pants on because I avoid them a lot anyways but it's up to the artist to confirm I guess.

>>39619209
Look here. You don't just come back and comment about my inability and refusal to add any pants detail. Good tastes as always. I love the Alex's design, but unfortunately Bandai didn't give it much love when it came to the new HGUC kit.
And no problem, man. Really wish for the best for everyone here, and you're no exception. Hope you plan on staying though. Would really be nice to have you around again.
>>39619237
ayy maybe I was expecting another Skeletor holding a gun.

>>39619200
Sorry, missed this. I have no ideas, surprise me?

>>39619237
I feel like it would be hard to slap yourself with enough force to make it worth it. But I'm no good at willingly hurting myself so what do I know.

>>39619200
Since he doesn't care I would like to say that I would always appreciate drawings of me especially from you.

>>39619303
>she already knows I love her.
It's nice to hear even if you know already.

>>39619319
What about Lucina and Future Trunks swordfighting?

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>>39619322
Yeah, I don't know where I was going with this. Can't focus too well tonight lol
>>39619357
I'll drop a doodle for you whenever I can then if you appreciate them that much.
>>39619363
That's an odd pairing.

>>39619487
>That's an odd pairing.
When you think about it, not really. Lucina and Kid Trunks both have(had) Laura Bailey as VAs, both go back in time to change the future, both have swords, both are royalty, both have blue hair. They're pretty similar.

>>39619487
Well focus or not you got a laugh out of me, your stuff's good man.

I need to get to bed, bye people. You all are way too nice.

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Yeah, kinda thought the original was a bit too mean I guess. Give me a heads up if you don't want to get drawn, Laura. Rather not be a bother to anyone.
>>39619544
I'll get it to you when I can. I don't think I'll be able to do anything this late.
>>39619635
Glad you got a chuckle. Good night, man.

I want a fembot to be my sister.

Good evening all of you, how are all you peeps doing this evening?

>>39619780
>distusting
Yeah, that's enough for tonight.
>>39619807
Good and sleepy. Hope you have a good night today.

>>39619780
That's awesome. I love how short she is.
You should make a webcomic using the trips as characters.

>>39619815
It's a simple fix if you want to change it and post the fixed one. I didn't even notice.

>>39619815
My night has been pretty swell, Been alpha testing Gearbox's new game and playing some dead by daylight on the side. Worried about my peeps in Flordia though.
>>39619833
Only if my character transforms into a slut everytime a burly man is around.

That robot dude's doodles are top-tier

>>39619128
I'm not gonna be a homewrecker
>>39619200
It's a cool hobby, nothing wrong with it
>>39619209
Thanks
I was trying to be kinky, it was fun while it lasted
>>39619780
It's cool, if they're funny like that I've got no problem

>>39620762
He's like the only guy you'd have a chance with though. And you forgot your tripcode. And go to sleep.

>>39620925
Somebody's working on it, I assure you

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>>39620925
Please refer to global rule 4. I have attached it to the following post for you to review.

>>39622326
I think the word you're looking for is 'cute'.

>>39622422
You fucking ruined it you fucking faggot fuck you

>>39622447
Don't be upset. No one can hope to be as cute as their sister.

Laura why dont you grow your hair out to your butt

>>39620762
>I was trying to be kinky
Somewhat related but try just holding your breath as you get close to climaxing, it kinda intensifies the whole thing too.
Or if you like a little bit of frustration, get a cold washcloth to hold against yourself when you get close, it takes you back from the edge pretty rapidly. Fun stuff.

Also I stayed up all night so I'm going back to sleep, night night anons.