Post yourself as a GF

>>39579772
I expect 100% interest rate.
Let's see if I will be right.

>>39579772
I can't read what it says next to arcade :(

>>39579798
It says
>my family lives there

>>39579818
Why does your family live in an arcade? :(

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I'm a guy but still
it was a nice experiment

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idk this thread seems dead anyway

>>39580239
Want a friend to spam with messages?

>>39580239
>tfw no freckle gf

>>39580239
i want to feed you

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>>39580239
>disney movies

its time

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If you recognize me, it's not me, promise.

>>39580239
>anorexic
Sort yourself out, damn it.

>>39580489
>tfw no yandere gf to live in constant fear of

>>39580489
>antinatalist
Fuck off to reddit slut

>>39580489
>Murder-suicides are kind of romantic, don't you think?
murder-suicide is the purest expression of love

>>39580530
Forgot to mention, if there are any insults directed at the caricature, it is also not me. Your beef is with the drawing. Thank you.

>>39580530
>not an antinatalist
Maybe you are the one who belongs on reddit, normalfag

>>39580530
>natalist
>>>/facebook/

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>tfw no east ghetto gf

>>39580489
>i'll kill the other woman
nice

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I can't even draw so well anymore but here's the thing anyway
fuck everything

>>39580998
>gf
>sex
Sort yourself out.

>>39580239
>art
what kind of art nig

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>>39579772
I suppose its fun every once in a while, everyone needs their daily dose of (you)s, hehe.

>>39579910
That's cute anon, would hold your hand and let you sleep on my lap. (assuming that you were a girl and all).

>>39580239
Are you in a metal band?

>>39580998
Like the realism here, hate it when guys (and women too, albeit to a lesser capacity) assume that foreigners will say their cute token foreign words and engage in their cute little foreign activities around them, really irritates me.

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>tfw no cutie fembot gf bc of crippling self doubt and no confidence

>>39580998
worst kind of person. fucking avoidants.

>>39580998
qt detected, would hold hands with

>>39580998
Where from Italy are you?

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>>39579835
They're robots perhaps?
:D

>>39580998
<3 qt fembot detected

>>39581115
Dalmatia :^)

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>>39581115
I'm not telling you, last time that I did it things didn't go well.

>>39580998
Why do you like little boys?

>the absolute state of /r9gag/
Could we stop with these obvious attention whoring threads already? They're getting real stale and are nothing more than cover-ups for normans to exchange discords.

>>39581173
kek

>>39581176
Why not, what happened?

>>39581207
>he thinks these are the worst threads on /r9k/

please re-evaluate the catalogue

>>39580998
>father left
>I deserve to be beaten
Oh boy, you're one of those. You seem like you're more trouble than you're worth. Can't say I don't like this type of girls, though.

>>39581235
>Dude, why don't you want to have HIV? You already have cancer, that is way worse
Anon, I...

>>39580998
Do you have a throwaway or Discord? I'd like to talk to you

>>39580998
i miss my italian friend ;-;

>>39581290
>you already have cancer so you're going to die anyway

Yes, Anon?

>>39581053
i'll give you a (You) because you sound nice and qt, hope to find a gf like you someday

>>39581354
>you have a deadly but not uncuranle disease
>another dangerous disease severly weakening you is no big problem cause you were already sick
Anon, I............

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>>39581231
it's a long story, last night there was a thread about what happened but it didn't got more than like 40 replies, anyway it's not a happy story
>>39581302
it'll end up bad, sorry but no

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>>39581345
I miss mine too, so much
but I can't do anything about it anymore

>>39581423
i thought for a split second it was you
made my heart pounce

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>>39581384
>thinking there's even a slight chance this type of terminal cancer can be cured
>not thinking if we cant beat em join em

Anon, cease

>>39581402
I want to commission some drawings though and it looks like you are good at being a drawfriend.

>>39581447
sorry that I'm not who you were hoping for
maybe your friend will come back one day >>39581518
I'm not good at it, I don't like to do it anymore

>>39581402
I don't care how it ends, just want to fuck around with fembot

add poopootoad on diskord if you change your mind

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>>39580239
>Disney movies
Whore detected

>>39580489
le intellectual woman XD

>>39580998
MUH HERITAGE

>>39581358
Thank-you anon! Hope you find one, best of luck *hug*.

>>39581574
>begging to fuck around with fembot
>poopootoad

doesn't get more sad and desperate than this folks

>>39581345
Tell me about that. Originally.

>>39581452
>if we can't beat em join em
That's the thing, if you're an actual robot, these roasties wouldn't even want to look in your general direction. Only the failed normbergs from facebook and feggit that blogpost on here will be discordposting and shit to hookup. Robots will just be forced oit of their own board. If you really want a /soc/ 2.0, go ahead, but don't think you'll be a part of it if you're a robot. These tumblr rejects won't suck your dick, they're nothing more than slightly weird stacies that couldn't get a 10/10 chad.

>>39581608
no??
whai

>>39581566
>I'm not good at it, I don't like to do it anymore
Are you sure some money wouldn't change your mind?

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>>39581631
why would you pay me if I'm not good at it and able to do it?

>>39581053
be my cuddle gf?

>>39581706
I don't care about the quality, I just want to expand my collection of drawings.

>>39581628
B-because I'm Italian too

ATTENTION WHORES

ASSEMBLE

SOLIDARITY

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

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Any grills got bangs?
I'll tell you that you're qt

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>>39581793
C'mon just tell your story

>>39581793
>>39581833
UGGHH
i doubt she lurks this place even
just some qt girl who i got obsessed with and my crazy came out lol

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>>39580239
>consider suicide atleast 4 times a day

Congratulations, you're hired!

You start work on Friday.

Welcome about, new GF!

>>39581583
thank you, i needed that, even if it was just some text and asterisks. you made my day

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>>39580489
>stalking
>haute cuisine
>antinatalist
Are *you* real? You sound exactly like me in a lot of respects

>>39581843
sorry to hear that, maybe she couldn't handle your crazy

>>39579772
Can't make an image post since I'm heading to school...

>Black; about a 7/10 in the darkness scale.
>extremely cynical about other people and groups. Will low key keep an eye out for the worst in you.
>Acts like the purest marshmallow around others but is well versed in the world and the pleasures of degeneracy
>Smart, but really subtle about it
>loves fashion but not too concerned about brands
>loves cooking as a hobby and wants to make Michelin level food just for fun
>wants to game but doesn't have a pc yet
>quiet unless spoken to
>Loves nothing more than to spend time with you
>has an oral fixation (puts stuff in/on/around mouth a lot)
>constantly laughs about jokes before telling them

>>39581923
>Black
>Smart
She will never exist.

>>39581923
>loves cooking as a hobby and wants to make Michelin level food just for fun
Dayum, I'd luv u to cook 4 me gurl. U finna make me sum of yo spiciest chicken wings. smthing cracka ain't be able to handle, unowwhatchimtalkinbout.

>>39581914
i am used to it

>>39581923
you seem cool, pls mesage this throwaway so I can get to know you better
[email protected]

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>>39579772
your face could be in here

>>39580489
>"Equality and freedom cannot coexist"
Are you quoting Friedman? Yuck, lol.

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>>39582064
>yuck
>he fell for the equality spook

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>>39579772
incredible original content
>>39580239
sorry for borrowin yours as template

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>>39581987
this made me laugh more than necessary

>>39580576
Fuck off little jacob

>>39582112
>filename in french
>german soldier fetish
You sound pretty fun tho. I'd make you some sweets anytime

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>>39582112
>tfw no german soldaten bf
>da juice
I sincerely hope you're not a Wehraboo. The German Empire was way more aesthetic than the third Reich.

>>39582112
Ayo gurl lemme holla achu
I show you da reel reason dat yt bitchez never go back from blak ;)

>>39582215
This. All trash design begins with the Nazis

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here you go neighbours!

>>39582259
>le quirky grill xd but trying to impress robots version

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idk how 2 draw sorry :(

>>39582215
Willy fan all the time

>>39582259
>literally my perfect woman

Why. Why can't I just meet someone like you.

It's all I fucking need.

>>39582215
>>39582242
Literally the only thing the right and left agree on is the aesthetics of the Third Reich. So much so, that even leftists have fetishes involving their uniforms. Can you two be bigger hipsters?

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>>39582242
Nah, their uniforms were pretty spot on an debatebly even superior, especially the SS stuff. I'm talking about the overall style of fascism. The whole Fuehrerkult is way less comfy than good old monarchy and the king.

>mfw I can't write Fuehrer correctly because /r9k/ can't handle superior Umlaute

>>39582311
>knows what an R32 is
marry me

>>39582311
you are a qt p2t

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>>39582311
Huh, reminds me of a qt trap I online "dated" for a long while. Life was good, I bought her a few games and such. Even planned on upgrading her pc. Found out that she's been "dating " other guys too and had a break down when I ended it all. i felt bad but also like I dodged a bullet

>>39580239
you better add me on steam or ill rip your panty-clad roleplaying ass to shreds

>>39582259
>>39582328
>being attracted to this
What's wrong with you?

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>>39582328
I mean if you're from Australia

>>39582397
>dodged a bullet
>tranny ldr
think?

>>39582397
not a trap just short hair and boyish body :c plus no clue how to do makeup

>>39582311
Nice, I think I know you irl though. R32 is my favorite skyline, but I'm poor so I have an ae86.

>>39581909
Glad to hear anon, make sure to have a nice day!

>>39581731
I can't promise that, but here is something of a substitute *hug*.

>>39582328
>being unironically this attracted to bait
Fammacino, I know we're all thirsty on here, but come on.

>>39582373
only if you drive an r32 or something else jdm worthy

>>39582449
I guess, but now there's nothing but crippling loneliness
>>39582462
too pure for this lifetime...

>>39582468
nope i dont know anyone with an ae86 so i doubt you know me irl

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>>39579772
you guys forgot to post the template, silly geese

>>39582311
TOMBOY GF WTF you are one smarter (you) collector

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all i really do is homework and sleep ;-;

>>39582311
I'll play overwatch with you!

Original comment damnit

>>39582259
>has tumblr
>"hates normies"

>>39582311
You're fine.

>>39582567
Too perfect. Are you real?

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>>39579772
looking for gf, goodnight

>>39582575
ill give u my ow if you wanna play!! thats about as far as ill go for irl contact tho

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I have no idea what I should title this as

>>39582611
Sure, whats your battlenet tag? I'll add you

>>39582567
location + email plox

>>39582567
This is a really good drawing. Thanks Anon. I'm going to bully ok?

>>39582567
Fuuuggg.
What's being a masochist like?

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>>39582567
>i will never know the warmth of a gf like this

why even live?

>>39582623
rilakkuma #11950

>>39582567
If only women like that existed.

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Ba dip dap du dup a bim bam bom!

>>39582681
spooky ;-;
sometimes I feel concerned whenever the pain turns into pleasure

>>39582686
Request sent, check your battlenet

>>39582479
Unfortunately I don't.
I drive a focus RS though. Not jay-dee-em but it's fast and AWD at least. If I sell it for an evo?

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wow I'm kind of a bitch

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Best and only real 100% fembot girl robot coming through.

>>39580489
do you dig up graves often?

where do i even find girls like this in this thread? Are these just some robot
s fantasy or do they really exist?

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>>39579772
ideal gf coming through you original plebs

>>39582805
>I sleep in 3 hour bursts if at all
Absolutely patrician sleep cycle. Besides, sleep deprevation is really interesting to experiment around with.

>tfw no qt gf I can stay awake with for days until we both collapse

>>39582812
Just embrace it. You have nothing to lose.

>>39582812
Its hard for me to wrap my head around. How does getting hit feel good? Is it because you hate yourself?

>>39582805
>smoker
Dropped.

>>39579772
>Post yourself as BF and see IF any fembot likes you
>Post yourself as GF and see HOW MANY robots like you
kek

>>39582884
>ER
Way to perpetuate the stereotype that women are greedy money grubbing whores.

>>39582647
thank you ;-;
oh no, no bully pls ;-;

>>39582981
Conclusive proof that fembots can't exist.

>>39582966
I guess it makes me feel alive or something ;-;

>>39579910
ITT

\\\\\\\donuts oc ////////

>>39582966
it's really intense and exciting

>>39582993
Really though. If you are like this, there's no reason you can't have or probably have a bf.

>>39583007
dont hugs make you feel alive?

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>>39582991
>stereotype
I laugh at you

>>39582991
Uwotm8?
What's wrong with me working in the ER?

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>>39582112

Hey femanon, do you have a discord or some way to get into contact?

>>39583021
Ayy bb u want sum fck?

Also guys it isn't healthy to fall in love with images or stereotype people

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>>39582993
*beats*

oranges

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>>39582567
Fellow comp sci major, if we got together we'd be rich.

What programming languages do you know?

>>39583057
>Femanons, post yourself as a GF and see how many robots like you

You're in the wrong thread

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>>39582112
>I miss horseriding
HORSEGIRL DETECTED!
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!

Iuhuhuuu please be my friend fembots pleaesssrs

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damn I'm terrible
originally

>>39583099
Ummm excuse me, don't gender me. You shitlord.

>>39583145
Why the fuck are you all creepy serial killers do you find this cute???

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If I was a girl and a gf I would be great because I think all we want is a girl that won't do much except chill and cuddle. I also used to like looking up sex stuff but who didn't. Maybe I'm just horny

>>39583178
No, but as I said, I'm terrible.

>>39583178
Lol fuck I was about to ask the same question. These bitches trying to murder you anon

imma murder that puss

>>39581574

One loser to rule them all

>>39583241
Hey, I didn't say I want to kill someone. I just want to dissect. Is having special interest in pathology bad?

>>39583225
Why don't you stop being terrible?

Also are you down to discord ? If not don't bother replying

>>39581706
Because he imagines he has a slight chance of having a relationship with you at some point :^)

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>>39582805
your hired! Lets be mentally unstable together!

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>>39579772
I don't think there will be any but ok

>>39583326

So you look like a guy? Or?

>seems shy but dominate a fuck

Yea trash teir

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>>39582874
All of these are positives in my book. Please don't sell yourself short. Non of these indicate that you are a bitch. You A+ in my book

>>39580239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_7Orhey-g
LOSER!

>>39583326

Post discord and I'll like you.
Otherwise you're another woman whoring for attention and of no worth

>>39583326
wat, but you sound pretty nice!

>>39583094
java, python (ew), actionscript (if that counts), currently learning c++, and some others that i didn't spend enough time on to really say that i 'know', just experimented with

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>>39582567
bullshit, you can't be fucking real.

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>>39583275
You still scare me.

>>39579772
How do you guys feel about your gf having a husbando? How do you girls feel about your bf having a waifu?
No one can take hex away from me.

>>39583370
>posting discord wouldn't be whoring for attention
what?

Both robots and fembots should be banned from threads like these if they aren't willing to discord.

>>39583340
Maybe a 14 yo one

>>39583326
>tomboy with a love of history, philosophy, and humor

take me now beta tomboy gf. take me now

>>39583427
They're just not willing to discord with you.

>>39583427
Elliot?, Elliot i thought you killed yourself, begone foul spirit

>>39583326
>>39583427
fine fuck it im shy but i dont even care anymore
civilizedwasteland#7127

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>>39583407

Oh, I know C, some C++, and some python.
So far I've only used C in my comp sci program.

Do you have a steam or discord or anything?

>>39583437

And you know this how? Leap of logic that you're making there.

>>39583462

It's Chad, actually.

>>39583465
You idiot. You actually fell for it.

>>39583326
how hot is that body?

>>39580998

>>39580489

>>39582112 You are definitely approved by me we should chat it up sometime.

>>39582567

>>39582311 I could use a programmer woman, I am a genetics and analytics grad student that would love a woman to do some big data work with. Make some mad money and have fun.

Each of those profiles are nice, but the two with comments get priority. Add me on discord: SixRealmsOfPain#0037

>>39583465
im not a girl btw incase my accidental reply made it seem like that

>>39583495

Your discord isn't working.
That wasn't a mistake.

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>>39583326
>actually hides a hot body behind the baggy clothes
>I-I don't think there will be any!

>>39583428
>maybe a 14 year old one
HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG

>>39583370
Everyone who posts in those kind of threads is attention whoring lol. We all do this sometimes.
>>39583400
>>39583433
Thank you. It's pretty sad that most people posting here are wonderful and have great potential. The best people I've ever met were bullied, left behind by their loved ones or completely isolated from others.

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>>39583534
If you like that then go find a trap or something anon.

>>39583428
I would just want to workout and lift with tomboyanon and make her pretty.

>>39583583
>lost potential
Same. The people I most identify and enjoy are fellow introverts. It breaks my heart that none of us will actively seek each other out or hangout though because you know....introverted
>>39583602
>trap
who said I wouldn't mind a trp
>make her pretty
she sounds perfectly fine to me. Don't try to force people to turn into your waifu you sperg

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just for fun don't bully

>>39583688
Of course I want girls to have bigger boobs and hips.

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>>39583688

Nice dubs, you have a discord?

>>39583583

I don't see why anyone would attention whore here, because the validation you can get in real life or on other websites far exceeds anything here.

>>39583688
omg youre so cute

>>39583688
what's the gray dot on the mouth?

>>39583737
i only have slight curves and small boobies ):

>>39583407
What have you experimented with? Haskell?
(please help me i dont understand fuctional programming at all)

>>39583465
It doesn't work. But here's mine anyways
Lavghterovhades#0245

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>tfw the filthy goyim actually responded to your thread

>>39583688
can i bully though

>>39583784
uh uh i'm a typical fembot it's a lip stud but it will be gone soon

>>39583784

Probably a lip ring, if you get a girl with one it just means she got it to suck dick.

>>39583833
How does that help?

Organon

>>39583789
Good enough. What's your cup size?

>>39583827
>metal in face
dropped sorry

>>39583833
i actually got it because i was on a piercings craze after getting a cartilage piercing (i've only ever had my ears pierced) but shortly after, i realised i didn't like it as much as i thought i would. i wondered if it would actually not feel great if i ever gave a blowjob because on the inside of my lip there's a disk kind of thing but??? if it would make blowjobs feel better i suddenly feel more inclined to keep it?? not that i've ever given one or plan on doing so any time soon

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>>39583688
>>39583737
>>39583743
>>39583768
I really don't understand how you can find this in any way attractive and not annoying as fuck.
You seem like you'd be annoying and clingy. Or if your bf wouldn't validate your existence for 20 seconds, you'd think that he'd hate you or something.
I could never see myself dating someone like you, tbqh and if I could offer any of you robots any advice, it'd be that if you want to lose all of your dignity by orbiting some girl, make sure she at least has a shred of self-confidence.

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>>39583887
Because the ball or ring rubs on your cock head.


>>39583897
It would feel good for the guy. You have a discord?

>>39580239
>>39582311
>>39582567
>>39583326
>>39583688
only dateable ones itt

>>39583932
you summed me up perfectly, anon.. i have -100 self confidence

>>39583956
Want me to build it up to 0?

>>39583932
Robots have not been wanted in their lives, so someone who wants them all the time fulfills their need to overcomoensate for the past vs just being healthy maybe

>>39583688
can you larp as a man and fuck me silly with your larping strapon?

>>39583688
qt larper

very nice

>>39582619
If it helps, I would totally orbit like a faggot for you.

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Pls don't hurt my feelings guys

>>39584092
can i pat you on the head instead of bully

>>39583932
>disgusted german guile
disappointment

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>>39584092

If I got with you, you'd just end up turning into a full /pol/ack.

>>39584092
Flip this off
*unzips dick*

>>39584092
thats such a cute drawing ;_;

Post the fuckin template

>>39584142
(((((((CLASSY))))))))


ZZZ

>>39584092
where the FUCK is your tard wrangler

>>39584092
[email protected]
pls message me about ratatoulli fellow catholic

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It's my time to shine, cucks!

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>>39584159
Thank you! I drew it on my phone

>>39584202
Are you from west virgina or florida?

I don't get it.

What's the point? A female creates a post describing her personality. And then what? Robots give her attention, compliments, etc?
I would totally understand if the robots would get something out of it, but they don't, unless i'm missing something.

As for giving out contact info for her to contact you, or for you to contact her, again, what is the point? All you can do is talk. Words.
Words are meaningless. You can't meet up. You can't really get to know eachother intimately. It's the female who profits with this kind of an online relationship, not the male. So why do you robots do it? Are you really willing to shell out thousands of dollars for flight tickets just to meet a random girl online? Don't you have any self-respect? I'm genuinely curious and baffled by this thread. What is going on?

>>39582874
Fuck you seem kinda hot with all that self depricating shit but irl youd probably be a bitch and will end up alone. Been there done that

>>39583954
>You have a discord?
every time what a faggot
>>39583897
thats a meme get rid of that shit

>>39584223
Is art a hobby of yours? also patrician taste in movies btw, think i prefer finding nemo/toy story a bit more though

>>39584034
yes of course anon

ORGINGLALALALALALA

>>39581912
Another version of me? I'm terrified and intrigued.

>>39582567
10/10, would lift out of shoes, rough into a frenzy and let sleep on my belly.

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>>39584202
>tfw too much of a pathetic robot to get a gf who would make me her bitch

>>39582603
;-;
watch?v=Gc-RY3eoTm8

>>39584525
Pls provide relative location.

>>39583805
Perl, Ruby, some RRails.

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>>39584525
that voice man, too pure

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>>39584441
I mean, I'm not exactly like you
But I think we'd get along really well
We could make the most lavish dinners and take pictures of ourselves eating them and send them to people we hate

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I wish I could draw. Any Scots ITT?

>>39582884
sounds just like my ex desu
except he's a pizza delivery guy or something

>>39584626
>Fat
>Wants family.

Nuh uh, not passing that awful shite onto my kids.

>>39584663
I'm working on it, lost 20lbs so far no other fatties in the family

>>39584626
>any scots
stop that.

>sorry im so fat
You seem like you could make a decent friend at best.

Post discord nigga.

>>39584525
Welp, it checks out. Enjoy all the attention you're about to get

>>39584689
What are you studying in university, the place of learning?

>>39584525

Nah. Definitely bullying you.

Post discord though.

>>39584691
>stop that
okay

Don't have discord but I can go make one

>>39584765
Do it and post it, lad.

Not sure about gf but I wouldn't mind a conspiracy nut to talk with on this island.

>>39584790
buspark17 is my discord now
Yeah I'm not looking for bf while I'm fat

can any of you femanons just knock on my door and save me from myself?
thanks iin advance
-anon

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>>39584525
Now my chest hurts

>>39584819
>buspark17

What is the number ? [name]#(number)

>>39584084
Thank you anon!
originalo juice

>>39584626
no scot, but england, i wish i had a scottish accent tho i really like them. Idk why these robots are bullying you for being ''fat'' when they themselves most likely are hideous degenerates. You sound nice desu

>>39584837
o shit my bad #3124

>>39584849
My accent's horrible but thanks whereabouts in england are you?

>>39583154
>bf
You gendered yourself you attention whoring faggot who has nothing other than his pathetic job and ephemeral cashflow.

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>>39582805
>smoker

WHY IS THIS SO UNCOMMON THIS DAYS FUCK ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL I WANT IS A SMOKER ROBOT GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CURSE YOU DEMIURGE

>>39584876
sorta southwest, just underneath Worcester if you've ever heard of it lol, whereabouts in scootland are u?

>>39582567
please be in
E U R O P E
U
R
O
P
E

>>39584978
She's in the US of A, famoli.

>>39584985
why does life have to be so cruel
>tfw no qt femanons in groningen

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>>39584445
I know this feel all too well

>probably some small amount of people's ideal partner because i'm not very bad looking at all, short, and submissive, want nothing more than
>hellraisergf.jpeg
>but opportunities for such are so miniscule in the first place and i never leave the house for anything but groceries

>>39583688
That isn't even anything about you tho ideal bfs are supposed to be descriptive

>>39584300
Talking is getting to know people nigga. I agree it's kind of stupid though, but maybe it's better than nothing for some. I feel it's easier to find people you like or share shit with cause it's written down vs just going to a bar and asking questions. How should people find other people? I don't like the idea of going somewhere with the intent of eventually sticking my dick in someone, I would rather just get to know someone then make that decision, like a hobby grouo or something? I don't know. I don't talk to anyone anyway

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The official patrician ideal GF ranking:

Aphrodite Tier:
>>39580998 (Italian, super cute, daddy issues)
>>39582567 (intelligent, glasses, bangs, not a NEAT)
>>39583688 (cute cute cute)
>>39584092 (Irish-catholic, chicken, cute drawing)

GF Tier:
>>39582619 (Guns, polite, -1 for no drawing)
>>39582311 (cute shy boobie gf)
>>39582112 (something sexy about racist girls)
>>39579910 (cute, pretty normal desu)
>>39582942 (if I pull those panties off, will you c u m?)
>>39583326 (+prob has cute short hair, baggy cloths, in shape)
>>39582805 (Darts, 99% chance has excellent taste in media)

Friend Tier:
>>39579910 (edgy but still cute)
>>39581053 (asexual, sleepy, prob funny)
>>39582874 (basically meh)
>>39582884 (not GF but would friend)
>>39583145 (edgy, +1 BASED chartfag)

Trash Tier:
>>39580489 (using the word "natalists")
>>39582259 (underage)
>>39582606 (DUDE WEED)
>>39584202 (Metalsloot)

>>39584202
Would fuck in portapotty after concert/10

>>39585141
>he thinks i mean weed when i say "take a hit"
oh boy

>>39584967
Aberdeen rn but I'm from Edinburgh

>>39580239
Jasmin if that's you fucking text me because you've disappeared for like 2 months ;_;

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I would fuck literally any roastie in this thread

>It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.

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>>39585141
>thinking anyone cares
lmao xd

>>39585141
anon i love you thank you for the aphrodite tier, it's made my day <3

>>39584626
BE MY GF I LIVE IN AYRSHIRE AAAAAAAAAAA

PLS B IN GLASGOW SOMETIME

>>39585420
>Glasgow
but I don't want to get stabbed

>>39585282
is it nice around that area?, ive never actually been to scotland lol, although i have looked at it from across a river i think

>>39585460
>Edinburgh
but I don't want to get run over by a tram

>>39582567
Please be my gf. I'll slap you and pull you down to my dick by the throat every day

>>39585033
well i mean, describing myself means people will probably like me less hence why i didn't go into too much detail but:

>okay, um i'm very quiet but sometimes i make the extra effort to talk to people just so i feel better
>kind of funny i guess, i mean the people i am comfortable around i can make laugh
>extremely introverted, only leave house if necessary
>never been to a party
>kissless virgin
>just want love
>average height i think (5'7)
>too skinny but working on it

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>>39585141
>Aphrodite tier
I thought my daddy issues were a bad thing. Also I hate being Italian.

>>39585470
Aberdeen is pretty grey but I think it's nice, not seen any stabbings so that's a plus

>>39585478
kek yeah that's fair, we all hate the trams too they're shite and for tourists

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There are no women in this thread, I repeat: NO WOMRN IN THIS THREAD.
Just a bunch of faggots larping.
Thanks for your attention.

>>39585141
Yes, thank you for the Aphrodite tier! Also, are you an americuck? (I'm the chicken one)

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>>39585341

low tier roastie btfo

>>39585500
they are a bad thing. He's just a retard

>>39582874
How do I gf you

>>39583145
>>39583275
I would kill you.
Dissect all the whores and degenerates you want, but the second you hurt an animal is the second I bash your face in.

>>39585555
I know, daddy issues made me turn in such a toxic and ruined person.

>>39584092
>tolerates Jews
Why the hell? OUT OUT OUT

>>39585508
Not him, but are you? If so, bls be gf

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Not oc but pretty much me

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>>39582567
Why does a cute girl being into this make me sad?

Also look at all those (you)s

>>39585676
I could work with that if you want a farm in the middle of nowhere.
Suburbia would make me want to die.

>>39584626
>Any Scots
>SNP voters are communists

Get out English loving traitor

>>39585703
That would be perfect hhnnnggh

>>39585238
Yikes. Was giving the benefit of the doubt.
>>39585414
You earned it.
>>39585500
it's cute. I don't see whats wrong with being Italian.
>>39585508
Nope I'm a leaf. Add me on discord doctorkilledbydeath87#5899

>>39584626
Amazing.

>>39585719
Why do I get the feeling you're just some dude larping?
Anyway, there are a lot more people with that fantasy than you think. What's your education level?

>>39585682
>Why does a cute girl being into this make me sad?
The cute girl is just a drawing, you know it right?
The real person is probably an ugly fat ass.

>>39585676
give contact or throwaway and let me be 1950's husbando

>>39585502
give me your discord I want to talk to someone :3

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aggressive and confused gf

>>39585823
Are you wearing a burka?

>>39585758
Idk man lol
I'm studying interior design and graduating next year if that's what you're asking... Sorry my English is not the best

>>39585823
>wanna get high
EVERY DAMN TIME YOU HAVE SOMETHING DEGENERATE

>>39585768
Still though it's about the idea

Also I don't think I would like slapping a girl, or maybe liking it would cause self disgust. Hmm

>>39585823

Crime documentaries?
You happen to like creepy /x/ ish occult crime shit - like that show literally called Occult Crimes on Netflix?

Discord, post it.

>>39585823
where do i apply for an aggressive goth gf

>>39585846
that's just my crazy long black hair overlapping with the black dress ;-;
>>39585862
sorry man

>>39585859
Your English is fine. But if you're not a burger, there's not much I can help you with. If you're Russian, I can give you a few pointers if you want to immigrate here.

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>tfw reading your template makes you hate yourself

please no bully

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Pyong

"aphrodite tier" is an overstatement that reeks of desperation, honestly the only femanons here that seems okay to me is these
>>39585676
>>39584092
sorry other femanons you just have issues and I'm not desperate enough to fetish-ize them

>>39585808
buspark17 #3124

>>39585710
>not voting UKIP
get out commie

>>39585948
Where do you live in the world? And, how would you like to accept this one time offer to be my gf?

Thanks

>>39585948
don't worry, I hate you too after reading this

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>>39585141
thank u !! ;-;

>>39586061
that's okay
>>39586028
hmm maybe, and i hail from burgerland

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Hm, I guess these are fun.

originallo

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>>39586082
Don't be fooled by their dirty tricks! They're are 3d masquerading as 2d but they are actually pd!

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>>39579772
>tfw no quiet IT Audit GF

>>39583326
>mom with a peenor
tfw feel like a mommy inside sometimes and want to breastfeed and spoil a qt
wew lad

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>>39586171
>pokemon tcg boosters

you've activated my bf card

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i have school work i should be doing right now

>>39586171
shoulda asked for a booster box instead, loose packs are TRASH

>>39586262

Post your Discord and I'll discuss fanfic shit with you. Getting into writing myself here.

>>39586262
>2-week-long depressive episode

sorry, i have enough to deal with on my own. i hope things get better for you though

>>39586165
Well if you wanna talk, message me here for discord or whatever

[email protected]