ITT: Awkward Public Encounters

>>39579688
One of those sex maniac guys who ejaculate on random women at public transportation. Except I wasn't a woman, I was 14 year old and male. He masturbated beside me and ejaculated in my pants. I fap to this memory until today

>>39579751
Sounds hot, did anyone else notice?

bump for awkward encounters

I was once walking down a bussy street when suddenly an old woman comes to me and whispers in my ear "Handsomeee......" .

>>39581267
Was she hot?

What'd you do?

>be me
>grow weed and sell it for money during highshcool
>fuck jobs.dat
>anyway, one day I kid I was decent friends with asked me if I could hook one of his buddies up.
>I agree
>says the kid wants an 8th and wants it deleivered to his house
>not unusual, live in rural mountain area, most kids ask for this.
>text kid once im there
>says its cool for me to come in.
>all right I'm assuming his parents are gone
>knock on the door, enter and sit down on his couch
>bring the weed out and let him smell and look at it
>ask him if he wants me to weigh it in front of him
>says sure, so I pour it out on the scale
>scale says 3.9g, whatever works for me.
>right as I am bagging it, this kids FUCKING MOM, DAD, AND BABY SISTER come in the room
>imfucked.jpg
>dad asks what's going on
>kid just says "buying some weed"
>the dad and mom proceeded to smoke some bowls with us, and their fucking 3 year old just watched.
>they where pretry nice I guess, just akward af.

I live in a recreational state too, so this kids parents can buy their own weed. Its been like two years, but kids parents hit me up at least once a month and buy an oz.

I don't complain, but still that whole experience was pretty akward I felt like.
Like "oh hey, I'm just selling your kid drugs, want some?"

>>39581436
Jesus fucking Christ underageb&

>>39581513
I'm fuckin out of high school and in college now faggot.

>>39581538
Okay, that's a time-out, boy.

>>39579751
>until today
what happened today to make you stop?

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>footfag
>sitting in the tube
>young woman with sandals sitting across me
>start to stare at her feet occasionally
>realizing what I am doing
>look at her she is smiling at me wiggling her toes
>get sweaty
>leave the next station
>walk 5 miles home

>>39581267
Old women can be absolutely shameless with that stuff. I don't mind. It's better than i get from women my own age anyway.

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>>39579688
hes having the best day of his life

>>39582236
>light smirk
>best day of his life
Jeez the bar is set low for you, huh?