/britfeel/

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chill out bro! comfy times are ahead!

Lads, how you gonna make it on your own if luck is a lady?

>>39578549
wrong month, you tit wish your daddy beat some sense into you

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Who else writes fan fiction? i'm working on a story which has natalie dormer as a trap. So far it's 2000 words long.

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>>39578571
you never get this at Waitrose

6th for crumpet is a rapist

Anakin Skywalker is a giant sloth creature on the Island, Kylo Ren eats his force ghost.

Reys magical power is that she can physically see the force and manipulate it.

Luke understand dark and light side need to coexist together, there is no extreme on either side.

Snoke has multiple bodies, hes a force vampire. Probably Palpatine.

Luke kills the Knights of Ren in one move in a small scene.

Porgs make Rey lose the fight to Kylo.

Kylo works with Rey and Luke but is being a sneaky sith against Snokes orders.

Film ends with Luke facing off against Snoke.

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>>39578650
post it lad bored af

Why is it that people at work that are much visually fatter than me always weigh less? It's really annoying.

>my monthly plan for my p9 flagship ends, no longer jewed 41 quid a month
>12quid a month sim only from EE gives me 250mb
>6 a month on tesco mobile gives me 500mb

tell me why the fuck i shouldnt call EE right now to cancel.

>>39578723
they could be lying about how much they weigh, or you are fatter than you think you are

>>39578671
not him but have a cartoon to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK6Ty-uLIwM

woke up early this morning, close eyes and rolled over to try and get back to sleep. when i rolled, it felt like my head kept on rolling, got really dizzy. did not feel good. this was at like 9am.
just tried laying down and doing it again, but gone now. what was it? weird sensation.

>>39578789
>woke up early this morning
>9am

whatever you say m8

Really tired of everything at work being my fucking problem lads.
Like someone has broken their ankle and 3 people have quit and this is going to be my problem.

Suppose to be on holiday next week but I bet I have to cancel it.

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>>39578789
i dunno, but i know this feel did you smell playdough or some other werid smell

>>39578650
>natalie dormer as a trap
Stop writing about my dreams.

Any you lads watched Narcos yet? Or the guys from peep shows new show? There's too much good shit to keep up with nowadays

>>39578849
i thought narcos was over pablo is dead

>>39578820
you can't cancel you've spent hundreds on a non refundable holiday.

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>tfw no giant bean bag chair

>>39578854
I thought it would be shit without him but apparently it's the best one yet

>5'9
people laugh at me in public, got a rock thrown at my head once and the ambulance crew that attended also burst out in laughter and eventually left

>>39578924
>5'6
Never had 1 single comment about my height, ever

>>39578892
at looks super comfy but it needs a cup/glass holder

>>39578896
hmmm might watch

>>39578937

It's because being short is a disability

People don't laugh at disabled people to their face

i'm so desperate for a shag lads. wanking doesn't get rid of the craving. i don't want to pay for a prossie either. i'd shag any girl.

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>>39578651
too right lad! Unfortunately even Asda is top-tier for my pocket! I'm more Lidl/B&M

>>39579056
Not that desperate if you won't pay for it

>>39578574
>knowing what month it is

Why are you here normie?

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>"Reee zero hour contracts and minimum wage reeee workers do not get paid enough reeeee"
>"Oh it's Dean's birthday on Saturday haha guess I'm pulling a sicky".

>>39579114
heard one of them whining that 7 pound an hour isn't enough to live on in london, fucking retards

>Thread on reddit about poor people not making enough money
>Someone says it's "impossible" to live on 1200 a month
>Post up a budget showing it is possible
>Immediately downvoted

I really don't get reddit sometimes, i'm starting to think downvotes are like a badge of honour that shows I'm right.

>>39579192
It probably isn't, so the solution to that is to move.

>>39579226
no shit sherlock, why would you be expect to live on a mcdonalds salary in london

>>39579234
Because reeeee I deserve the right to live in london reeee pay me more REEEEEEEEEEE

>>39579210
Did the budget include stuff for luxury items? If so then there's no issue. If not it's a dull life if it's spent just trying to survive.

>>39579253

Depends on what you define as luxury items.
But there's no arguing it IS possible, even if it is a dull life.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmABUSING PAINKILLERS

Autistic boss has started pacing around the open office bit that I'm in while eating crisps. Real annoying tbqh.

>>39579278
I can't argue it isn't possible but I guess people want others to live with dignity. Luxury items would just mean going for meals every so often and maybe getting a nice guitar or computer.

>>39579314
I did that when I only made 1200

>But what about me 'uman right to a 60" telly? Reeeeeee

>>39579210
I mean I'm sure you can but I theres no real reason for them not to campaign for it. It's within their own interest to do so so they're gonna do it.

>>39579325
Fair enough, can't argue with you. I was just curious how strict the budget was.

someones got to pay for all my fucking kids.

whats the nicest thing in greggs

>people at work talking about christmas office party already
Who gives a shit? I thought my life was shit but if you're looking forward to that then it must be extra shite.

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Nearly home time now lads. Might get mummy a present afterwards to celebrate having four days off

How have your days been?

>>39579432
steak and bean bake

How dangeraous is it to have the PUP.Optional.Acesteam adware on your PC? I've had no problems but only just realized it's a botnet last night

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Why aren't you talking Normies into killing themselves?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Whale_(game)

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I doubt anyone remembers but I posted yesterday evening about my bedroom door being jammed. I only just got in now after the repair man came around, took him like an hour to break it open even with all his tools.

My phone died shortly after and my laptop/tv/books were all in my bedroom so for almost a day I had literally nothing to do. I started feeling physically ill and anxious, ended up staring at the ceiling for a few hours until I fell asleep, then woke up as the sun came out (when I usually wake up at 12). I then spent a couple hours watching the clouds pass by, later did some stretching outside with the sun shining on my face which I would never otherwise do and I felt at peace for once. Away from this thread and the internet and all of these petty distractions that mean nothing. It made me realise just how dependent I was on the internet and all of the hours I've wasted in this fucking room.

I'm going to go have a shower, eat some food and head to the gym.
/SanitySeptember/ in full force!

>>39579547
Iktf, cloud watching is pretty relaxing. I sit in my bedroom and watch them go past. Mornings and evening are peak cloud watching times.

>>39579530
your thread sucks shit shut the fuck up

>>39579530
>steps 30-49 involve watching horror movies and listening to music that the curator picks, talking to a whale, and making cuts.
Thats just lazy. They couldn't even think of 50 full individual tasks.

whats the most visible cum you've had on you in public lads?

>>39579492
Extremely. The GCHQ are on their way to your house right NOW!

>>39579588
Even the normal tasks are proper shit

>>39579530
why would anyone do this? if someone told me to climb a crane or some bullshit like that i'd just tell them to fuck off

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>overdrawn bank account again, no idea how
>1500 pound overdraft so I've been unable to spend for months if not years due to parents hoovering up any student loan money
>apparently was overdrawn today for no reason I can see, might be getting charged for it now
>parents bitching at me as if it's my fault when I live like a bum for the last few years
Just kill me now

>>39579636
Edgy kids aren't the smartest.

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Here's my solution to suicide September. 7th and not dead. Will check in at the end of the month to report progress.

>>39579636
Go climb a crane lad. It would be pure jokes.

>say kys
>They do it

MAD MAN

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I got a 2 month sanction lads.

How do I get around this? Can I just stop signing on and then start a new claim immediately? Do I just quit and wait the two months then start a new claim?

>>39579719
What happened for you to get sanctioned?

>>39579719
If you make a new claim it will still be sanctioned

If you sign off, wait two months and sign back on, you will still have a 2 month sanction to cover

You could always get a job

>its highly likely that salvador dali died a virgin
>he was also a literal cuck
how does this make you virgins feel?

>>39579750
I couldn't show them the email that proved I applied for a job right there on the day so my advisor put in a sanction report thingy. Got the result of their decision like 3 weeks later, which is today. She wanted me to login to my email and show her the email, I lied my way out of it because I hadn't actually applied for the job.

>>39579763
>If you make a new claim it will still be sanctioned
>If you sign off, wait two months and sign back on, you will still have a 2 month sanction to cover
Fuck

>You could always get a job
Hahahahahaha, nice one

got two salted caramel doughnuts from waitrose lads

>>39579782
How can you be cucked if you were a virgin? Doesn't make me feel anything really.

>>39579802
>How can you be cucked if you were a virgin?
what do you mean lad? he was married, he didn't fuck his wife, he enjoyed watching other men fuck his wife

>>39579800
salted caramel is my new favourite food meme

lush

>>39579839
certainly is one of the better food memes

not long before we get pumpkin spice everything at coffee shops

>>39579822
Well thats just not particularly standard so it's easily to be confused.
>During his childhood, Dali's father would force him to look at grotesque images of advanced-stage untreated sexually transmitted diseases. This led the young Dali to develop a fear of and obsession with sex, decay, and castration.
I mean after that it probably would fuck you up a bit.

>>39579800
ive never been in waitrose in my life

>>39579874
yep he also hated being touched by anyone

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>>39578549
surprise surprise 189

>>39579880
it's pretty good, less expensive than most probably think, and you don't get this filth >>39578571

only place I prefer is M&S for their lush products

Why is it so hard to find elderly escorts, lads? My regular recently passed away

>>39579719
You could always get a job like the rest of society or go homeless. Your choice

>>39579909
M+S products are literally the same as other major supermarket branded products. It's all the same factories and ingredients, just different labels

>>39579952
wrong lad. they're all often made at the same factories but are produced with different recipes and ingredients.

>>39579952
This is the dumbest meme people repeat

>>39578549
interesting edition, have a (you)

>>39579909
piss off asda is only for patricians

>>39580022
pootricians, perhaps

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>>39580030
are they not the same thing?

>>39580037
thought from the thumbnail it was something to do with Ireland

>>39580037
Why would Wojak need to be tied up if he's trapped in that torture chamber? Please edit this image.

>>39579651
>It's the bank's fault
>It's my mummy and daddy's fault

You ever considered taking any responsibility and ownership for your own life?

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>>39579570
Yea it's a really nice way to meditate

>if I look
>or if I don't look
>clouds are always passing over
Have a nice song to go with your cloud watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ib46H0Pt80

>>39580064
He might be really creative and able to find a way to a higher spot if he wasn't tied up

Going out for a pub meal for our tea lads, what should I get?

>>39580076
Thanks. I'll throw a tune right back at ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhHkUg-QCwk

>tfw interview in less than 20 hours
absolutely bricking it, lads

>>39580048
hahahah same lad

>>39580135
That's plenty of time to prep. What's the job?

Don't think I could cope in an interview tbqh, my face would go bright red and I'd start stammering

>>39580097
wouldn't make a decision until I've seen the menu desu

would get something with chips at any rate

>worlds fattest teen
>685 pounds
wonder what his favourite anime is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGQXfXAGP4A

>>39580172
>That's plenty of time to prep. What's the job?
receptionist for a medical clinic

probably not a hard job all things considered, i just have no confidence for being out of work for so long

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waitrose not that classy lads!

Made a deadly flail using a snapped elastic band and bent paperclip. Ready to defend myself if anyone decides to attack me at my work desk.

>got a job
>the bathroom cubicles are too exposed for a cheeky wank

Disappointing desu

Only Muslims could drive Buddhists of all people to burn their villages down and run them out the country. We could learn something from this

>>39580188
These people don't seem real to me, I wouldn't call them human. They've lost the right to live and get help at that point

>>39580261
fully agree kill the fatties

>>39580216
Post pics / blueprint

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>>39580252
Yes, that every religion is capable of extremism. So let's stop pretending Islam is some great evil and LET IN THOSE REFUGEES

>>39580261
Was thinking of getting obese to claim ESA. At least it would be fun putting on the weight

>>39580301
Pigeon hag

OUT

>>39580301
I know it's just the makeup but her eyeshere look like they're devoid of life. Just black holes

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>>39580301
Improve relations with Myanmar

>>39580301
not surprising that a person who'd willingly bring disease ridden vermin into her home would be a pro-rapefugee roastie

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>>39580244
have a cheeky finger bum wank

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>>39580298
It's literally just a paperclip pierced through the band thats been folded over a few times. I also sharpened it a bit with a pair of crimpers. If you swing it around real fast and hit just right on the arm it very slightly stings. Doubt I'm gonna be selling many for self defense.

>>39580301
funny how they use this as an example that all religions are the same and equally evil, like um no sweetie the common denominator is islam

>>39580368
Are you memeing or not? Because that's not pigeon roastie lol

>>39580368
>vomit man sperging again

>>39580422
The thing is Christianity used to be just as bad with their colonising but they got through that phase. Now it's Islam's turn

>>39580374
how do I find a lass willing to do arseplay?

>>39580252
Are Muslim women secretly craving the BMC (Big Monk Cock)

>>39580418
oi oi oi whats all this then? you're nicked for possession of a dangerous weapon sunshine

>>39579783
>>39579793

hopefully you get run over by a truck

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>>39580518
Oh shit sorry lad. Don't worry I'll bin that blade.

>>39580447
Vomit man is welcome...ish
Paki loving hags who keep pigeons are not

OUT

>>39579783
sounds like the system works then you lazy piece of shit.

>>39580542
Literally zero evidence she was a paki lover. This is another fake story that vomit man made up. The only thing she did was tell everyone to stop shitting up britfeel with politics, which everyone agrees with

Acnes coming back after finishing accutane this May which is very irritating. Didn't wanna go on another course because I've got some pretty bad scarring from how weak my skin got last time but fuck I desperately need clear skin for my last year of university.

>>39580498
Either a prozzie or a really subservient Asian, willing to tongue her white master's arsehole

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>>39580564
If you've gone through 2 years of uni alone and a virgin, nothing will change in 3rd year even if your acne clears up. Sorry to tell you mate, hope it does though, I know how awful it is

>>39580561
Pigeon weirdo constantly shilled for Pakis, stop lying and trying to shift the blame to /ourtranny/

>>39580561
The funny thing is that there's 0 evidence of pigeon roastie being a paki lover and 0 evidence of Tilde making that story up or even saying anything to her.

If something gets memed for long enough it becomes truth. Scary times

>>39580593
Literally incorrect again.

Vomit man sperging out because everyone loves /our girl/ more than a skinny fat retard who sticks their fingers down their throat after eating a malteaser

>>39580453
It would be nice and politically correct if they were just as bad, Christianity gave us the foundation of liberalism

if my parents have businesses can i just write on a cv i have years of experience working for them i mean i could get my parents on board with it in case anybody called them up to check

>>39580615
Yea and that's what got us into this mess

>>39580453
Look at India before colonisation, oh those evil imperialists taking away our tribal murder and barbaric customs including murdering the wife when the husband died and replacing them with rule of law and railways how racist

>>39580635
You can write whatever the hell you want if you know they can't call you out on it

>>39580614
Literally lying again

/ourgirl/ will always be welcome here while old crones who keep Pigeons and defend Paki nonces aren't.

OUT

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>>39578549
>out of date OP image
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39580453
Christianity was nowhere near as bad as Islam, not even close. The Muslim conquest of South Asia is probably the bloiodiest campeign in history. Also, the crusades were in retaliation to the Umayyad caliphate..when will leftcucks stop using this absurd false equivalancy

>>39580637
When did I ever say that colonisation didn't have benefits for both sides?

My point was that religions go through cycles, Christianity came first and forcibly spread it across the world and then that slowly died out or at least became less violent. Now it's Islam's turn, that's all

>>39580675
yes im drunk at this time and spelling like a down syndrome.

>>39580652
No one agrees with you, vomit man, and your colossal samefagging won't convince anyone otherwise

>>39580652
>>39580614
>/ourgirl/
>/ourtranny/
Listen to yourselves you fannies. I refuse to believe that any grown man cares about these things anyway so you're probably just 'pretending' to be this sad but it's still stupid. Stop it right now

>>39580718
>asking a 20 year old mentally ill freak who sticks their fingers down their throat to vomit up food to stop being retarded

Might as well ask mouldylocks to stop being jealous

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>change youtube channel pic to girl
>people start being nicer to me
>videos get more likes and positive comments

Little do they know I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin male.

>>39580747
Where did you find the girl pic and how do you stop reverse image search finding you out

>>39580747

they know, lad, they know

>>39580758
Most people dont bother to reverse image search a youtube profile

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>>39580747
ya really fooled them lad

>>39580758
I go to soc and find shy girls who don't like posting pictures of themselves.

>>39580761
I doubt it, I get all sorts of guys asking me for Skype and calling me pretty.

>>39580789
I think I did, yes. Instant change in the type of viewership, mostly people like us looking for some female interaction from the comfort of our own bedrooms.

>>39580675
>the crusades were in retaliation to the Umayyad caliphate
>when will leftcucks stop using this absurd false equivalancy

>9/11 was in response to the US involvement in the Middle East
>when will conservitards stop using this absurd false equivalency

>>39580758
cut or doctor the image

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you guys watch the first episode? will we have a new robot tier british show?

>>39579651
How the fuck do you even get into overdraft? If you don't have money. Don't spend it. Also why the fuck are your parents taking your student loan money?

>>39580844
Both points are true though

>>39580879
it's shit lad total wank

>>39580899
8 minutes into it pal seems ok enough better than most shite on the tv what didn't you like about it?

>people at work start talking about dates and one's they've been on
>never been on a date
Hiding in the toilet right now and switched to phone posting. Hopefully when I leave the conversation topic will have changed.

>>39580908
where can I watch it? originally

>>39580590
It's more for interviews and shit like that lad, especially the army officer one once I'm ready to apply. Social wise I'm alright and I let myself get way too invested when it comes to girls anyway so that's not too much of an issue. Just hate my fucking face might affect my employability its so aggravating.

>>39580923
I got it torrented via sickrage so I'd guess it's on most torrent sites but if you don't torrent I think you can stream it on the channel 4 website http://www.channel4.com/programmes/back

>Set alarms for every hour from 10am to 6pm
>only just woke up now

Fucking only gone and slept through most of them. Another day of a shitty sleeping pattern I guess

>>39580951
>>39580923
>>39580908

at least they are not pushing a nog every 5 minutes into the program, lads, so better than BBC

>>39580879
i thought it was ok. made me laugh a few times so more enjoyable than most shite on tv.

>>39580952
Same here lad, doesn't matter how many alarms I set, I'll wake up and go back to sleep for every single one. It might help if you don't space them out every hour, make them more regular so that it pisses you off. Also put your phone somewhere far away from your bed so you have to stand up to turn it off

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>tfw you will never have arms like boulders
why even live

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD
ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! a8

>>39581087
People try to start fights with guys like that, I've seen it a few times.

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>>39581087
get lifting bra

>>39581136
Never knew Pakis were into watching their women get fucked by BNP (Big Nordic Penis)

https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy

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>>39581139
Really? I would have thought that they would be left alone, all of the biggest guys in my gym are the friendliest lads too

>>39581143
I am but I'm also a skinny twink, 5'8 130 pounds. I need to get a serious bulk going

>>39581187
whenever I try to bulk I just get a belly rather than muscle even if I'm going to the gym 3 times a week, why

Just be cool lad and store your spoons in a safe place

>>39581187
Yes, people feel like they have to prove themselves and go out of their way to start fights with them. 99% of them are big for nothing

>>39581187
>I am but I'm also a skinny twink, 5'8 130 pounds. I need to get a serious bulk going.

Same but taller wanna be my /brifeel/ gym buddy.
We could edge each other on

>>39581157
That's ShipAnon's account

>>39581301
forget lifting and do some boxing/brazilian jujitsu

What's the best way of losing a little belly fat? Are crunches good?

>>39580922
Report them for discrimination and time wasting.

>>39581301

Whats is it with you guys and edging?

>>39581321
Too introverted and shy to be some mans ragdoll bitch.
I need to get stronker 1st.

>>39581344
Eat less and do exercise

>>39578549
whys moz upstairs in the pub

>>39581362
Encouraging each other to push it to the limit, anon not the wanking edge you repressed fag.

>>39581388
I don't eat much anyway. Will be joining the gym probably at uni

>>39579441
my days are a mix of good and bad.
good for the past week though, but expecting the bad to come soon.
i did get stupendiously splendid september in a roll last week so might get a good month.

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WE KEEP SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES
LIVIN' IN A GANGSTAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S PARADISE

Just made 54p on qmee, lads. Filling out surveys while listening to ghost stories on Youtube is comfy as fuck

>>39581503
whats qmee and what type of surveys

I had a dream last night that I seduced the queen. What in the fuck is wrong with me?

>>39581344
eat less and do planks

>>39581405
eat better then

>>39581544
Make an account with qmee and you'll be filling out between 6 and 7 surveys a day, I make about 10-14 pound a week. Surveys could be about anything

>>39581589
What does the hourly rate work out at for that?

Today was town day.

Some stall was selling fucking sweet corn to youngsters for like a couple of quid.

it was just fucking sweetcorn. and people paid money for it to look hip.

>>39581589
hmmm i can do more than 6=7 surveys a day.

>>39581589
I hope I don't have to use my real information. Is it fine if I just bullshit through?

>>39581618
was it corn on a comb

>>39581647
You have to link your paypal in order to cash out your money. I let it build up to about 50 pounds before I cash out.

>>39581695
Alright, fair enough, so I guess after that I can just lie through my teeth in the surveys, aye?

>>39581599
also curious about this

>>39580976
Racist. Cease posting

>>39581650
so they put the individual pieces of corn on a comb, and then give it to the people and they eat it off the comb?

fucking young people today I swear

>>39581702
I do, lad. Pro tip: if they ask you whether your family work in these industires, just say no and you're good to go.

>>39581742
>>39581742
Corn on the comb is tasty, especially with some butter.

Cold callers need to be taken out back and shot. They keep calling the house but when I pick up no one is there, I'm just not going to bother picking up unknown numbers now which spoils it for everyone.

If you work at one of these call centers I have a question for you, how do you sleep at night?

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>>39581650
it was in a cup.
pic related, what a fucking way to make money.

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>>39581301
I'd love to edge you on big boi ;)

Nah but I'd be up for that, it could be like that /britfit/ pushup thing but with lifting, we'd track each other's progress and push each other.

Have a week off work, lads. Because I barely go out it reminds me of the 2 years I was a NEET and I don't like it. I have become a slave to the wage

>>39581795
>how do you sleep at night?

With a roof over my head, which wouldn't be there if I didn't have a job, and this the best one I can get in my area. Obviously it's an awful job and no one wants to do it, but I still need to work to survive.

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>>39581836
/britfit/
ok then, we could communicate by doing this^ and posting ripped guys, going to have some beans on toast and then do 20 of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26&v=ZawrdYA0WXU
and then some burpees and then a rain run.

>>39581955
You should be ashamed of yourself for calling my number and disturbing me, can't wait until it becomes illegal entirely.

>>39581498
I was just listening to that a minute ago. One of my favourites.
>i cant live a normie life, i was raised to be neet

>>39581985
I'm not ashamed of myself mate. I'd be ashamed of myself if I was on the dole without it being absolutely necessary. And those are my choices.

Think yourself lucky that you are only getting those calls and not making them. Trust me, it's much worse on the other side.

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>>39581983
I've got many picturs of ripped guys (not gay just my motivation) so this sounds good.

Enjoy your workout lad, I need to start doing more cardio even though it's not ideal on a bulk. NO EXCUSES THOUGH WHATEVER IT TAKES
Still can't believe he's gone after 2 weeks

>>39582081
Its not an honest living at all, people who cold call are just as bad as the bosses that run the places.

>>39581985
What you want telephones to be made illegal? Just unplug it you spastic.

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>>39582081
>Hi, I've been informed that you were in a car accident. Is this correct?
>I will slit your mother's throat if you ever call me again you dumb whore
>hfw

>>39582110
Cold calling should be illegal, and I can't unplug the phone because I need it for emergency's.

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>ask to get therapy over the phone due to the shorter wait list
>missed the call

>>39582127
Well maybe you should be more careful about who you give your number to. They buy data from companies so you've given it to somebody.

>>39582139
See if cold calling was illegal then you would have caught the call.

>>39582139
Step one of your therapy is time management.

>>39582148
I have no control over what my family do, you fuckers disturb me when I'm trying to sleep. Not everyone's working day is during daylight hours.

>>39582105
If I had an opportunity to make an honest living, I would. I look for alternative jobs every day, but I live in an extremely economically depressed area of the country, and even the shittiest jobs get thousands of applicants.

I'm not sure what you expect me to do.

>>39582126
You can say whatever you like to me, my boss just wants me to call people, he doesn't care what they say to me and neither do I.

>>39582153
I missed their first call because they use a private number and I assumed it was a scam.

>>39582156
They didn't give me a time, though. They sent me a text for my assessment, not for this, though.

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>>39582087
Don't skip cardio it's important, i think you can do more reps if you have better cardio also literally who.

Do you drink shakes or just eat alot of chicken yoghurt etc.

>>39582087
Do you reckon this guy had pics of donkey kong for motivation

>>39582235
you shut your mouf, he's beautiful

>>39582194
RIch Piana lad, a source of motivation for lifters worldwide, especially us skinny cunts
I used to make these bulking shakes, 1000 calories each but then I got lazy. Need to get back on it, such an easy way of consuming calories

Was this kino, brapfeeL?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkkqeeFljEg

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ahhhhgh always are tried have to stretch like 50 times, before am fully awake and everytime i finish one, i just want to go back to bed and sleep.

>>39581728
>muh raycis

stay assblasted

No food in the house so mum told us to order a pizza. He won't go halves because he's a selfish cunt and I won't let mum pay so I had to fork out. I hate him so much

>>39582296
Caffeine matey

>>39582268
>GOTTA CONFUSE THE MUSCLES, RIGHT BABE

he was mentally ill

>>39581728
gollywogs and other shitskins

OUT

lads, I just found an amazing way to earn money.
there's a fuckton of Chinese students all over the year whose parents are rich, but who don't speak any English at all. they pay a lot of money for someone to write their essays (talking 10 quid for 100 words).
all you need is a half a brain to understand tourism/hospitality/business management and some time to look up papers on google scholar and you're set to go.

>>39582268
thnking of just buying abunch of nourishment cans or then new weetabix drinks

I sometimes put sweets up my arse before I eat them. I've been doing it since I was very young. It's mental, I know, but it's something I do when I'm very stressed and anxious.

My mum caught me doing it today and wants me to go to the GP, tell him that I do this, and ask him to refer me to a counselor.

Do I need to tell the GP why I need a counselor? Anyone who has experience with this, I'd appreciate your advice.

>>39582313
So don't give him any pizza? Seems like a pretty simple solution.

>>39582329
It doesn't work, i just get this weird sleepy high, like my mind is active but my body isn't

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>get call
>poor service here so I can only hear them broken up
>phone hangs up
Turns out it was my contact with the accommodation, likely following up on the payment plan contract I haven't been able to sign yet.
"Fug"
At least my desktop is now all fixed up and faster than ever now lads.


Post waifus

>>39582361
Are the sweets still wrapped when you shove them up your arse? How clean would you say your arsehole is generally?

>>39582361
>Anyone who has experience with this

yes this thread i filled to the brim with people who shove sweets up their aris

>>39582333
>he was mentally ill
We all are mate. At least he died doing what he loved and influencing others to do the same. RIP big guy

>>39582334
Pathetic. You just know you wouldn't have the balls to say this in real life. You're just picking people to arbitrarily hate and blame problems on when really you hate yourself.

Is this a good start to a self improvement plan?
Also look how shitty this place sounds, we need the van of peace now
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/07/scarborough-shrugs-off-label-of-uk-low-pay-capital-ons
Skincare:
Finastride for hairline that is just beginning to recede
Blackhead removal tools
Routine of twice daily washes

Appearance:
More regular haircuts
Pluck eyebrows weekly
Shave twice weekly

General:
Regular bedtime, no more late night 4chan
Attend cbt sessions
Try to look at Sophie less
Morning run 5 days a week
Buy some dumbbells (in recommendation from /fit/ brother
Set of morning and evening exercises every day - press ups etc

>>39582277
no but this was
https://youtu.be/PtazjbUQ8J8

>>39582476

sorry i couldn't hear you over the sound of you being a massive KEK

>>39582385
Mum's too soft on him then will moan at me

>>39582418
No, usually unwrapped. And if I've had a shit more recently than I've had a shower, I don't do it.

>>39582447
I don't mean that specifically. I mean anyone with experience of seeing a counselor through the NHS - how specific do you need to be about the issue? As you can imagine I'm not fond of the idea of going into a room and telling some young woman that I like arse sweets.

>>39582503
nice meme lad xD

>>39582487
I think you are trying to tackle too much at once. Your aims are admirable but when you don't achieve everything you will feel disappointed and revert back to old habits. Pick 2 of those tasks and do them for 2-3 weeks or more depending on the difficulty before adding in the others.

>>39582521

nice bull lad. do you pay him to pound your mum?

>>39582510
Grow up mate. This is the type of shit that happens when you try to live like a child into your adult years.

>>39582532
Haha, howling at this xD

>>39582476
>lollygaggin around nogknobs this much
your jaw HAS TO hurt by now mate

>>39582544
What? I'm 18 and my brothers 21 and acts like a fucking 10 year old. What can I do when he refuses to grow up for fuck sake

>>39582487
>>39582527
I agree with this anon. Too much at once. You should do it in phases. The grooming stuff first, then the regular bed time, and once you've got that down then you can start the exercise plan.

>turn on news
>some nigger criminal died in custody
>HE A GUD BOY!
>WHY HE DIE IN CUSTODY?!
>post mortem shows he didn't die due to excessive force

same shit everyday

>>39582561
Be a man, not a boy. You are not your brother's keeper. Focus on your own welfare and your own plans for the future. Ignore him and see to your own needs. If your mum wants to moan then let her moan. Move out when you can. Stand on your own two feet. Don't be another one who refuses to grow up.

>>39582587
why you here yank if not yank post the news source

>>39582487
you can find a 30kg adjustable weight set of dumbbells off ebay, lad. Around 20 quid and free delivery

Bit bored lads. Any bulls need prepping? That's all I'm good for.

>>39582626

edson da costa faggot.

last time i checked beckton weren't in america

>>39582555
English please mate

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Well lads, I've done fuck all all day apart from play vidya and gone to the gym, going to have a pizza, a strong drink and probably a wank, perfect fucking day if you ask me

>>39582734
Sounds good anon, keep it up

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DmmYmtfYHC

had a lot of shit I wanted to get done today but I fell asleep
ah well

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>>39582747
I am ignoring the existential dread that I'm doing fuck all with my life, but hey, if I ignore it hard enough maybe it will go away

>>39582657
haven't heard of any of these towns

>>39582752
Crickey lad, what you trying to force out ya bum? sounds like your passing a effin brick

>>39582658
>English please mate
Looks like Mr Refugee doesn't understand essential English words

optimistic nihilism

I'm regretting going self-catered at uni. I can't cook anything at all. I can do toast and microwave beans. That is the extent of my cookery skills.

>>39582762
At least you went to the gym. I'd count that as a productive day.

>>39582762
>existential dread
Nice buzzwords, lad. Shame you have no clue what you are trying to talk about

>>39582848
Cooking for one is super easy anon don't worry.

>>39578892
Butterfly chairs are comfier.
This will not apply if you're obese, however.

>>39582848
I'll never understand this type of post. You have access to the internet. Anything you don't understand you can just google. Cooking is just following orders, if you can read you can cook.

>>39582613
I'm moving for uni in week or so. I'm so glad to leave him behind

>>39582888
I found the only issue with cooking was getting started. Once you've got lots of spices etc then you're fine but the first few weeks you have to get a lot in one go and I guess that puts people off.

>>39579441
That's nice of you. What're you thinking of buying her?

>>39582816
hedonism

orig

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>>39579782
Feels good man.
Knowing that even virgin men can be legends for their artistic value.

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How come food tastes so much better drunk?

>>39582848
Same mate, looking forward to live off biscuits and pot noodle

>>39582527
This is probably true, I'll start by ordering things on the list I think.
>>39582569
>>39582638
Nice, I'll look it up

>>39579620
Bit of cum on the inside of my trouser fly flap. Thats about it if you even consider it "visible".

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>>39582417
Back from work lads. My body hurts so much. Might go to sleep again soon tbqh. I wish I wasn't so tired all the time

>>39582848
I know that feel

All my flatmates were middle class so were cooking fancy stuff like salmon whilst I was having microwave rice. I was so embarrassed I stopped using the kitchen completely after two weeks.

Try not to worry about other's opinions. And the benefit of self catered means you get to keep more student bennies

>>39582752
It makes me sad that these are the basket cases I talk to without knowing it.

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>>39583041
FIFTY SIX PERCENT

>>39583069
the 24% are probably the trips themselves so they don't even count

Any of you lads smoke rollies? Thinking of making the switch because fags are outrageously expensive these days.

>>39582788
i dunno but it came out in thicc small bricks

>>39583041
>was so embarrassed I stopped using the kitchen completely after two weeks.
Shouldn't bother you honestly. I reckon I'll probably be put with a bunch of middle class/wealthy foreigners but you can bet your butt I'll be making whatever I damn please whether its looked down upon or not tbqh.
You shouldn't let it worry you, I guess it's easier said than done though.

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>>39583111
hahaha so true
>>39583069
noice to know their are many like minded anons
>>39583151
i do what do you wanna know

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>>39583151
>Smonking
Enjoy you're ADHD

>>39583151
I used to, if cost cutting is your motive its a no brainer. Will take a maximum of 2 weeks to learn how to do it properly.

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>>39582848
>tfw mummy taught me how to cook my favourite food before I departed
I'll always be grateful for you, mum

>>39582848
Hey anon, I remember going through this, it was annoying.

Have my meal plan:
Evening meals:
one evening soup, one evening pasta, one evening meat and potatoes, one evening fish and rice, one evening microwave meal / pizza, one evening nothing (i would eat leftovers), one evening omelette

Lunches: sandwiches or toasties with whatever I felt like + one piece of fruit

Morning: eggs, beans, toast, or cereal
I'd cycle through depending on my time and what I felt like eating for the morning stuff.

Buy weekly if necessary: cereal, milk, pasta, potatoes, rice, can of soup, beans in tomato sauce, eggs, bread, cheese, (for on bread in toasties or sandwiches), jam, peanut butter, pasta sauce (whatever i felt like), one meat, one fish, 7 pieces of fruit (obviously a big bag of grapes is like 3, a six pack of apples is 6), 2 big bags of frozen vegetables like broccoli or spinach or something, a cucumber or a bag of salad to go on sandwiches, one microwave meal or pizza, bag of crisps, sixpack of beer or bottle of wine, mayonnaise, ketchup

With that you effectively cover your breakfasts, lunches and most of your evening meals

Look up on youtube how to cook the cuts of meat and the fish. Potatoes is 20 minutes in boiling water, rice depends on the kind, it's usually on the bag.

If anyone asks, yes I have autism.

>>39583229
this genuinely is a nice post. Thanks anon

>>39582947
fucking Kurzgesagt dirty germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRqu0YOH14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxutY7ss1v4

I am completely steamed AMA

>>39581426
>expecting the bad to come soon

You shouldn't be so negative anon! I think having a positive outlook helps a lot. Just smiling can make me feel better desu

>>39582921
Just got her some chocolate. I don't know what else to get besides food haha

>>39583166
Yeah I find it hard not to get upset at the thought of others thinking bad things about me. But you're right and when I go back to uni I'm just going to switch off when they're around. Thank you

>>39583025
Is there anything that doesn't feel better when drunk? (*not too drunk)

>>39583276
reddit - the channel

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I hate being around normies, but I also bash on most bitter loserposters that want to claim /r9k/ their own when I come across them in a thread. Who here /devilish/ ?

>>39583319
trying to do anything that requires accuracy

>>39583247
Thanks, anon. I've made a note. I might borrow some evening meal ideas. Omelette can't be too hard to make.

>>39583151
Yeah. It's therapeutic to roll one up. Do recommend 8/10
Points lost for convenience

>>39583323
>>39583276
>Kurzgesagt
hmm look who they, are funded by really gets the nogging joggin.
http://kurzgesagt.org/about/

how is the name Aoife pronounced ?

>>39583420
ee-fa

>>39583420
Aoife

Originally, really, this was unoriginal?

>>39583420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7D25ZsJdHQ
>>39583441
this

>>39583441
>>39583471
reeee fucking irish spell your names correctly please

>>39583363
Crack some eggs, add some milk, mix them a bit around with a fork, heat up some oil in a pan, pour the mixture, it will turn solid when it is cooked.
It's indeed really easy.

>>39583494
Dont do this, its makes mustard gas

>>39583517
This is why Hitler lost the war.

>>39583517
I make mustard gas out of a can of beans and a spoon, amirite lads?

>>39583494
you dont add milk for omelettes, only for scrambled eggs

>>39583529
Fuck Drumf
Fuck White "people"

My sister was mean to me again

The things she says bring me down and genuinely make me feel like killing myself

>>39583517
Lmao anon. Thanks for reminding me of what oldschool 4chan used to be like and how funny it was. Man I miss /b/ in the old days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_hDvnM_xao
BTD

>>39583565
It is because you're a tripfag, if I was a tripfag my family would hate me too

>>39583565

this isn't your sandbox you cunt

>>39583582
Wow, thats things penis is nearly as big as mine

Told my parents I was suicidal.

Rock bottom

>>39583491
it's gaelic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHe2H2WOQXs

>>39583613
irish = gaelic
its all greek to me
capeesh?

>>39583601
Better than listening to some vomiting faggot talking about their work and food for the 50 millionth time

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>tfw positive feedback on adultwork from my favourite hooker

>>39583545
who the hell uses milk for scrambled eggs? just some butter in a pan and mix it all up, throw some salt and pepper once it's cooked if you have to

>>39583608
https://youtu.be/hvZJI8rerWA
How did they react lad? Honestly though mate, good for you, its better to tell people something like that than keep it bottled up.

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>>39583565
dew it laddo

>>39583632

except it isn't because he's a trip fag. you can't get any more pathetic or low than that.

>>39583565
/ourlass/
(your sister not you)

Anyone know where I can buy those cute and colourful sweaters I see Chinese girls around Manchester wearing?

Or (high quality) chink/azn style clothing in general?

>>39583565
Whats she said Moni

>>39583658
The vomiting tranny is a trip AND avatar fag, so it's triple worse

>>39583664

why? you gonna use one to hang yourself?

>>39583635
>who the hell uses milk for scrambled eggs?
literally everyone who makes scrambled eggs because thats the recipe and allows them to scramble properly
https://www.incredibleegg.org/cooking-school/egg-cookery/stovetop-scramble-eggs/

>>39583650
Good shit lad, I've got tickets to go see him in november. Can't wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2HRzIyyXvU

>>39583632
no, it is not. From best to worst it goes:
>any other general robot discussion
> how's your day been
>posting pics of literal shit
> tripfags
>traps
>animu and wifu posters

>>39583665
Same stuff as every day

>I'm useless
>my mummy is going to cook and take care of me for the rest of my life
>do something with your life

>>39583634
Using the picture of a child dead from cancer to talk about prozzies. Shame on you