>be me
> have surgery on the left leg
>am im hospital for a couple of nights
> one of the nights i dream that i received an amazing blowjob
> i came in the dream, but could feel my real life dick and hurt like a bitch (notice that to get to the part of the leg i was operated at they had to open a hole very close to my testicles)
>nurse comes in to help me take a shower
> when she removes my pants and looks at my underwear, it's a big fucking mess of blood and cum
>i've never came that much in my life
>she screams, other medivs and nurses come in
>they see me laying in bed, crying because my dick feels like it's burning, and cum and blood everywhere
>mfw when they transfered me to other room and had to close that one for 1 week
>mfw the entire hospital knows what happened
Better than most other threads on this board presently, to be honest.
>>39578151
This is what happens when you nofap kids.
Hope you're not being treated in the US or a bleeding cock will be the least of your problems.
blood cock down
I shit myself at the hospital after getting a surgery on my ass to remove some anal fistula. My ass was so numbed up and I was so out of it from the after effects of the anesthesia that I thought I could slip out a quick fart and ended up making a thunderous roaring shart