>Psychiatrist recommends I get a girlfriend.

>>39574262
>not asking her out on the spot

>>39574280
^Originally, this comment is the most acceptable answer.

>>39574280
>her
He's a man.

>>39574310
Not after you are done with him he won't be.

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you dont need to larp to make psychiatry look bad anon, it does it by itself

>>39574420
Literally happened to me today, believe what you want to believe. That's your prerogative.

>go to psychiatrist
>had a paper I wrote in high school that is fucked up
>another one I wrote that expresses how I see the world
>she was trying to see if I answered the questions for the paper work right
>ended up breaking and telling letting her know some of my past trauma
>as I leave I hand her my papers
My guy is telling me I fucked up, but at the same time I'm tired of keeping it all in. The most recent paper ends up delving into suicide.

>>39574262
Just get a gf bro :^)

Something tells me this won't be an original comment.

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>>39574262
>psychiatrist
why bother with those quacks?

>>39574449
>and telling*
>gut*
sorry I had a few drinks to help cope.

>>39574455
Got referred for a security clearance check, and I guess I'm a regular now.

>>39574445
>>39574420

I believe you. I had a psychologist tell me the same thing. Saids it would maybe motivate me to do more with my life.

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>>39574445
ok you convinced me psychiatry is such a meme i dont know why i didnt believe it in the first place

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>>39574507
damn my psychologists never told me that, he must know that im incapable of doing that

>>39574533
We probably dont have the same issues.

>>39574510
Who are you arguing with, anon?

>>39574262
Nigger what? I'm seeing a psychiatrist entirely because I can't get a girlfriend

>>39574262
>>Psychiatrist recommends I get a girlfriend.
change him. He is bad at his profession if he has not figured out that you are not capable of getting gf

The last and only time I went to a psychologist was for anxiety, and he just kept asking questions like

>"are you gay?"
>"are you sure you're not gay"
>"what porn do you watch?"
>"No, like what websites specifically?".

I really wish I was joking. I was referred to him by my GP.

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>suddenly feel a little better about myself
>determined to seek help
>try psychiatrist
>seems like a trustable guy
>tells about fear of getting out of my house since i was 9, severe depression, ect
>gets Dormidina 50 mg
>wtfisthisshit
>makes me sleep 16 hours a day so i stop taking them
>ask psychiatrist what did he gave me
>anon you fucking retard the only reason you are depressed is because you don't sleep and play too much computer
>suicide thoughts increased from 45 to 80%
>stays in house since then
>tfw

>>39574691
>not researching drugs before taking them
good goy

>>39574262
your psychiatrist is a moron, find a real psychologist to help you not some random faggot

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>(((psychiatrist)))
>(((female))) (((psychiatrist)))

>>39574866
See>>39574310
It's a dude, bro.

>>39574691
Big pharma got you good.

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>>39574262
>"Yea bitch? You should prescribe me one. I'll pick her up at CVS in about an hour."

>>39575288
This is why I come to r9k . . .

Why didn't I think of that?

The depression w ouldn't be so bad if I could make fun of evrything all the time.

>>39574577
Yea, this actually sickens me. You have a depressed kid paying good money to you for guidance that he couldn't get elsewhere, and you tell him this bullshit?
>I recommend you get a girlfriend
>I recommend that you go out and get laid
Do they realize how fucking stupid they are? If he could get a girlfriend, he probably wouldn't be depressed enough to pay for therapy. This idiot shrink can't even Maslow. Get out of there op.

Does good therapy actually exist? I thought you go there to get your thinking patterns fixed by having all the weird illogical ideas you don't realize your holding on to pointed out but anecdotes I read just makes it sound universally awful.

>>39575550
My therapist agrees that there is no hope for my 7/10 ass and that it is absolutely everyone else's fault

>>39575550
It's simply hit or miss. There are some tremendous gems of people in the social work field, but obviously there are a lot of terrible practitioners that probably follow some sort of road map of questions to diagnosis you.

Like earlier in the thread an anon mentions getting referred to a therapist for anxiety, and the idiot asks broad and unrelated questions like "are you gay?"

>>39574262
Did she recommend where you would get this so called girlfriend?

People who have actual depression aren't that way because they can't get a gf: they have actual problems. Getting a gf will cheer them up a bit. You are not depressed.

do they actually help or not yes or no

>>39575805
no
no one will ever help you
you have to be lucky enough to be able to help yourself.

>>39575824
oh well I already did. I realized that I already had everything figured out when I was a kid, that all my social interactions taught me and shaped my perception. After becoming an adult and falling into anxiety I began to question my character and think about all the emotions I used to feel but couldn't process at the time. Now I understand that I am the universe and that everyone bends to my will as everyone is only relative to me. I am the true center. There was a reason I never collapsed, and it was because I figured it all out intuitively but never thought of it on a conscious level until now.

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>Psychiatrist recommends I stop shitposting