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>be me
>love the Hunter from Left 4 Dead
>decide one year to dress up as it for Halloween
>think I look so cool
>Hunter has tape wrapped around limbs
>I do the same
>everyone else thinks I'm "tape man"
>realize that I dressed up as a character that no one else would notice
>MFW I realize that I probably have autism
>be 15
>absolutely obsess over the hunter from Left 4 Dead
>want to be a edgelord parkour zombie
>decide to dress up as the hunter for halloween
>wear a hoddie with tape wrapped around limbs like the hunter
>people call me "tape man" instead of hunter
>I realize that nobody understands my costume
>I look like an autistic moron to everyone else wearing a hoodie with duct tape wrapped around my limbs
>why should I not kill myself?
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>>39573124
ive dressed as Leo from Titanic
but really it was just a white button up and corderoys with some brown leather shoes
I didnt even have the hair
halloween is really difficult for everyone no one really cares as long as you tried to do something
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why is there two variations of the same story in your post
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How old are you now that you still care about a halloween costume from when you were 15?
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>>39573124
I like the first story better
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>>39573124
why did you write the same story twice
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>>39573194
>>39573248
Sorry, I was 24 the first time
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I did this exact same thing for Halloween one year. I just played it off and said I was a regular zombie. But I didn't tape my limbs instead I got fake black fingernails and taped them on my finger tips so they'd look like spooky claws. The old fucks in my town enjoyed the costume, little did they know I'm a fucking retard who doesn't get social norms.
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>early 90's
>be spic
>crush tells me she likes Aaron Carter
>decide to part my hair in the middle like him
>look like a retarded priest
>brothers and sisters say i have really gay hairs
>around this time family visit house
>20 years later we have few pictures from back then so in my mothers home the family photo has my retarded hair and family still jokes about it when drunk: "remember Miguelito's gay hair" but in spanish
>recently aaron carter makes a new song
>message the girl on facebook about it and joke about when i had the aaron carter hair
>she says what??? wasn't your hair super gay in HS?
>i hate aaron carter too much
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