Comfy Childhood memories thread

>>39572054
>1996 europe

>I Wake up a little bit earlier than the usual before school
>mom's surprised.
>start eating breakfast
>ask her, since it was early, if I can watch some tv before going to school
>she agrees
>watch some he-man before having to go.

>>39572054
>ywn watch cool shows on the Military Channel with dad ever again

If you have comfy childhood memories you're a normie and must kill yourselves

>>39572534
If you're in in unironically making posts like that then you're a larper and need to fuck off. This is a comfy thread new faggot.

>>39572493
This so much. Watching war documentaries with my dad was the best.

>>39572054
I remember 2 things the most
>my dad bought us a ps2 one day
>our first game for it wan kingdom hearts
>I sucked at it but I'd watch my big brother play all the time
>every morning I'd watch him play before school and have a blast
Games seemed so much fun back then. And another thing I remember is watching cartoons.
>wake up early on Saturday mornings
>get some food and watch cartoons for hours with my brother
>sometimes have nothing else to do so we'd watch the informercials too and pester our mom about buying the shit we saw
>toonami sometimes came on late so I'd have someone vcr it and I'd rush back home from school the next day to watch

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>be me
>staying summer at my grandparents country house
>nothing much to do, my PC is back at home
>forced to just spend time with my lil cousin wandering around
>nature actually is pretty nice, feeling better
>make some equally autistic friends
>we spend time exploring woods, helping my granddad build a shed
TFW when you will never see your gramps ever again and was forced to see him fading away to cancer.

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>no sense of anxiety
>no dread
>Just mild shyness that instantly dispels as soon as my friends come by and excitedly ask me to come out
>Go to the swamp near by the houses
>Spend hours just exploring and enjoying our time with no cares in the world, no idea of danger in our minds besides obviously falling into the water etc
>Catch tiny ass frogs, newts, even meet a gorgeous Labrador with their owner down the pathway some distance, the dog was so kind and excited it came to get pet by us and the owner smiles warmly telling us to stay safe
>Go home after we tire of the swamp
>Go a route that goes around the swamp back home instead of the quick way just to spend more time together before headed home
>get home in time for dinner, a big old plate of spaghetti bolognese and happy parents asking me what we did

I miss not being so anxious and i miss the feeling of safety/no judgement

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>>39572054

I'll never forget my childhood.. it was great !...

I was performing cunnilingus on my mother, and she coughed, and part of a string bean came out of her vagina and I almost choked on it.

So I kept eating mom out, and I noticed something solid on my tongue, only to discover it was a piece of potato...

She pushed my face back into her crotch, and as I was tonguing out hot hole, suddenly a really large piece of chewed up meat (actually, it was more like two chunks of chewed up meat that were connected by a string of gristle) fell into my mouth...

I was worried that mom was sick, but it turned out that it was just her last customer who had gotten sick about an hour earlier...

I wish I was a kid again

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When I was a kid, I grew up in front of a glass and metal pyramid

And my nipples would emit an ear piercing shrill screaming sound a lot

Being a kid rocked !

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>>39573173
Originally disgusting

originaloriginal

>>39573173
>>39573231
epik post bro xd. Totally screencapping this and sharing it with my bros!

>>39573173
For some reason, this post makes me chuckle every time I see it in a thread

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When I was a kid, I was made out of a strange alloy that's not possible to manufacture in Earth's atmosphere, and I made quacking noises and produced a putrid aroma reminiscent of solid waste and moldy wet cardboard...

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be a kid again just for one day

>>39572054
>1993
>grandma's house
>first console, psone, leftover from aunt
>grandma had clown theme all over living room, tons of little porcelain clowns etc
>vhs collection of Disney movies and
tons of other, more obscure cartoons
>collections of other toy stuff like pokemon merch and beanie babies thinking theyd accumulate value

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LOL !!!!!

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

being a child was fantastic, because we were too unaware to realize how shitty being a child is....

EMBRACE GROWING OLD

it rules

https://youtu.be/w4Sunw-fPKQ

I never would've DREAMED all the shit I got away with in my life

Just always take risks, don't fear rejection or failure, and stretch the boundaries of what you think is 'possible'

Have a blast !!...
pictured: my sketch of Kirsten Rockwood's vagina after I fucked it so hard, it swole up tight again

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https://youtu.be/uFgsW8EFCoM

When I was a little boy
And the Devil would call my name
I'd say "now who do
Who do you think you're fooling?"
I'm a consecrated boy
Singer in a Sunday choir
My mama loves, she loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
She loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And she loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me

When I was grown to be a man
And the Devil would call my name
I'd say "now who do
Who do you think you're fooling?"
I'm a consummated man
I can snatch a little purity
My mama loves me, she loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
She loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And she loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me

If I was President
And the Congress call my name
I'd say "who do
Who do you think you're fooling?"
I've got the Presidential Seal
I'm up on the Presidential Podium
My mama loves me
She loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
And she loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And she loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me

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>>39573350
Thankyou

The original version featured eating out a prostitute, but I like the new, improved version where I'm eating my mother's snatch much better...

Thankyou for your support

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In all actuality, my childhood was golden... I was spoiled rotten by a mother who was and still is A COMPLETE GENIUS and I was allowed to do whatever I wanted to, no matter how extreme it may have been. I was showered with praise, lavish gifts, and always encouraged to continue my artwork and music. No matter what the holiday, I would receive the VERY best of professional grade art supplies and expensive musical instruments. I was allowed to experiment with LSD throughout my teen years, and my ocassional questionable choices and bad behavior never made me less loved and encouraged...

I'm a weirdo, alright, but those who truly know me realize I'm actually very old fashioned and maintain my mother's exceptionally classy old school standards of honesty, empathy and integrity...

Hint: I created an online persona that's carefully and intentionally designed to get under people's skin and make them lash out in frustration and anger.... That's not what I'm really like in real life at all

My childhood was fucking awesome

I stopped watching TV about 15 years ago

It really started to suck, and it's a mind control box for sheeple

I don't own a God damn TV at all anymore....

But recently, I've actually been experimenting with Cox Contour, streaming high definition television...

Ever since breaking bad there have been several really good Television Productions, and although Hollywood really went to hell for a while, they're starting to make some pretty damn good movies again...

I'm kind of having a blast watching TV again for the first time in over a decade, and it's kind of neat experiencing this Future Shock deal watching TV on a handheld device...

It makes me think back to when I was a kid, and how nobody was aware of how low quality the TV and film Productions were back then, because we had no idea that right around the corner they would be such great advances in technology and simple Film Production and cinematography...

Speaking of which, I'm going to watch a Sasha Rose porno (before she got the disgusting plastic surgery) and wake Wendy up to a dick in her ass...

And NO, Cox contour doesn't have porn

Go to pornhub.com, and find the Sasha Rose video where she's in a solid white soundstage, wearing white swimpants

now THATS a piece of ass

See ?... Try watching Sasha Rose and then waking your wife up by fucking her in the ass when you're 7 years old

Being old is much more rewarding

>>39572685
Playing games before school was so comfy. I remember watching my older brother play windwaker before we went to school.

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>>39572054
I remember wishing i was a kid again in high school, now I wish I was in high school(latter half) again, how strange

>>39572054
I actually have some comfy moments to share but they're all an interlude to getting bullied. One moment I'd be having a lot of fun with my ps2 then the next i'd have to juggle handling my overzealous, aggressive, prone to screaming helicopter mom, the kids who bullied me, and the bullying itself.

>>39572054
>watched sandlot and called all my bros
>played baseball in the street for like 2 weeks straight
>so many other good ones but so many other bad ones
I miss chris

>WarioWare Twisted! and Metroid Zero Mission on my GBA SP
>Slurpees (Icees) on Fridays after private school in the Florida summer (the sounds of the straw scraping the hole in the lid)
>watching cartoons when I got home - pre- internet addiction
>reading I Spy books with my dad in the tall wooden playset he built

>>39572054
>join cub scouts because some friends did
>dont give a fuck about the actual scouts part
>just like playing hide and seek and doing cool shit with the kids afterward, especially some of the kids a few years older than us
>having battles with plastic lightsabers with the other kids on camping trips
>still dont give a shit about the regular events we went on camping trips to do
>the cool things older kids could come up with for us to roleplay doing on these trips
>sometimes it would span multiple nights
>finally get to the age of being one of the oldest kids
>there is no one for me to look up to who can make up stories for us to scare the younger scouts and have fun with
>try it myself with younger scouts
>just doesn't feel the same

i wish i could relive those fun times. we were all the weird and strange kids who just had a fucking blast almost all the time when we hung out. sadly i never really kept in touch with any of them after cub scouts (i got out of it after cub scouts because we didn't get to play at all hardly when at the oldest level)

>>39574669
cub scouts was cool as fuck, I liked the outdoorsy shit too. teaching the young guys shit really isn't the same but it still feels nice.

>>39574684
shit i didn't even give a fuck about the badges and all that

i just stayed in it throughout elementary school because it allowed me to hang out with other kids like me after school. we got to do shit only kids of our caliber enjoyed doing, like the lightsaber battles and exploring places we hadn't been and all that

hell we'd roleplay for multiple days and/or nights across a few miles of area at camping sites. we had some pretty massive lightsaber battles sometimes and they were a fucking blast. i used to focus on only buying shit like flashlights and batteries when we went to walmart because you needed those for playing in the dark and powering other shit like that

i found a lightsaber in my closet the other day which is of a quality higher than the ones i used to play with. not sure if i just forgot/didn't know it was there or if i had something i was saving it for

>>39574765
dude, gunfights innawoods were so fucking fun
>would conspire with other bros to bring nerf guns, when we lost all the ammo, gun shaped sticks
those were the fucking years dude

>waking up early on saturdays and lying in bed watching the sunrise
>being sick and sleeping until 11 on a school day
>christmas break feeling like it was a month long
>going camping with your friends and staying up until 2 in the morning playing cards and talking about who you had a crush on
>camping in the winter and freezing outside the tent and then snuggling into your toasty sleeping bag
>biking around town at sunset trying to crank as much free time from the day as you can before Mom wants you home

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My mom was an abusive, alcoholic shitbag, but that's actually what made this memory so nice - there was a week during the winter when she was away visiting a friend of hers, and she left me in the house by myself. I was 14 or 15, and WoW was a relatively new game. My uncle had given me a copy and some time cards for Christmas, which was just a few days ago.

I walked down to the store and blew pretty much all the money I had on junk food, then had the comfiest, most peaceful week of my life just eating garbage and leveling up/vanilla dungeon running on my troll priest. Queso and chips, pizza rolls, charbroiled hamburgers, corn dogs, all the disgusting American stuff. For the first time, I truly felt like I didn't have a care in the world. I would eat and play until I couldn't anymore, and then I'd crawl into bed, and do it again. Over and over again, without worrying about anything at all. I was so used to her screaming at me or losing her temper over trivial bullshit that I didn't know what it was like to just enjoy something undisturbed.

My sleeping cycle got so messed up that I woke up just hours before the new year hit. Counted down while running Blackrock Spire. 10/10 experience.

>>39572054
>Playing my old Gameboy color games in my GBA SP
>wearing an Ash Ketchum cap
>yu-gi-oh card bartering on the bus (increase mercantilism skills)
>Playing Pokemon Stadium at the YMCA
>Never seeing a smartphone because they didn't exist. Everyone had brick Nokias with snake and Tetris.
>Johnny Bravo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Billy & Mandy, Pokemon the movie, scooby doo
>playing morrowind, Fable 1 on the Xbox for the first time

Smart technology and social media raped the planet of fun

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>performing a magic show with my older sister for my grandfather and mom
>watching toy story 2 on VHS while drinking Hi-C and eating Kraft mac and cheese
>my sister and I brainstorming names for our new dog on the car ride back from the shelter
>going over to my grandma's house where I would go to the guest bedroom to watch TV and play my gameboy while my grandma fed me alphabet soup
>growing up with an older sister and seeing her go through her phases (goth, emo, anime, etc.) and the arguments she had with your mom (I don't know why but I miss that for some reason)

>>39574973
I feel you on yugioh and gba games. I used to play the fuck out of my gameboy, I had that old one that wasn't even backlit so you couldn't play in the dark. I remember playing that dbz game for hours and hours, I think it was called "the legacy of goku" or something. Yugioh was awesome too. Used to live in an apartment building and literally every kid in the building played so we would have huge tournaments all the time. People would also trick the newbies into trading their good cards for shit ones until the kids would tell on em forcing them to give it back.

Man the cartoons were amazing too, they were actually well made + my tiny kid brain made them 100x more enjoyable. Johnny bravo, courage, chalk zone, Jackie chan adventures, Megas xlr. All good shit.

>>39575072
Yu gi oh was the Runescape of trading cards. Everyone was a scammer trying to fuck you out of your gear, and when you got wise you learned a few tricks.

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>14th or 15th Birthday
>had 3 friends at the time
>played paintball earlier that day
>we all went over to my place
>played vidya for +9 hours
>ate Chicago Deep Dish pizza.
>friend bought me Microsoft points and used it to buy Castle Crashers
>We all played, laughed, and beat the game in one sitting
>looked at the time
> it was 3am already
>Time flew so fast we thought it it was 8 or 9pm

I miss those days. Now I haven't even talked to those guys in years and last I heard one's in jail, the other is a druggie,and I don't know what happened to the last guy.

>>39572054
I started an uno/gambling craze in middle school and co started an entire trading system of food. Good times.

>drunk dad dropping something on my head that leads to stitches
>mom tells me i was a "pleasant surprise"
>pretty sure mom got a restraining order on dad, he had to leave
>have to live with uncle, grandma on seperate occasions so we aren't homeless
>never met any grandpas, all grandparents are dead bye age 14
>forced to go to therapy after saying maybe i should kill myself
>mom threated to drive me and my sister off a cliff

Ah those were the days

>>39574973
You're so fucking vanilla, so normie it actually hurts, go back to 9gag.

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>early 2000s
>staying in a hotel/bungalow for the summer away from the city
>nighttime, somebody gives me some money to go get ice cream
>running like a maniac for my ice creamu
>trip and fall down on my face
>lay on my back and realize the sky is full of stars and shiny pretty things
>get back up and finally get ice creamu
>go back to bungalow and sit outside in the grass to eat it and keep looking at the sky

Starry skies have always been something else for me. Living in the city sucks.

>>39576273
Please green text anonkun

>ywn spend time with your grandmother on the countryside caring for her horses and sleeping in a comfy house
>ywn experience the joy of watching cartoons in the morning but not being able to hear them over you eating your cereal
>ywn feel how big Disneyland is and think it's an endless park full of everything again
>ywn browse the toy section and beg your mom to buy you something and she says "maybe" but gets it for you anyway
>ywn play 007 with your dad late at night after dinner
>ywn watch your brother play the original GTA and being fascinated
>ywn watch WWE again without thinking its fake
>ywn drive to the beach every summer with your family
>ywn see your aunts 9 dogs again because most of them passed away and only 3 are left
>ywn hold onto your dog and hum to her while holding her again
>ywn be small and be amazed of how big the bed is again

>>39576446
Not much to tell, just sort of happened on its own. Even made some money out of it.

>>39572054
I don't even have good childhood memories. I can't look to the past for happiness, I can't look at the present, and my therapist says to not look far into the future. I don't have anything. No job, wouldn't be able to work anyway. I refuse to go on disability. I don't have a love interest. I don't have a sex drive. Video games aren't fun. I don't have hobbies.

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>>39576571
I shouldn't have posted that here. Nevermind. I even feel like apologizing. Damnit.