>tfw no category 5 hurricane gf to kill all the normalfags

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>>39570881
>normies BTFO because they're too stupid to build houses away from areas that can be devastated by hurricanes.
I don't feel pity for any of them.

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>>39571280
Ridiculous Cake
I know him from his inflation art

>>39571305
>inflation
>pony inflation
end my life

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>>39570881
>overweight hurricane

>>39570881
>mfw irma is going to kill me in a couple hours and i'm still virgin

>>39571774
It's a girl hurricane, so you're technically losing your virginity to her.

>>39570881
wow that hurricane is thicc

>>39572045
I'm gonna get outside and let the wind rub my dick then

>>39572205
make sure to yell hurricane blowjob woo-woo and jizz with the wind not against it

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I wish I lived in Florida so I could use it to kill myself.
>tfw want to die
>tfw too scared to end it