I'm sexually attracted to rocks.

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I'm sexually attracted to rocks. 2017-09-07 01:07:00 Post No. 39570665
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I'm sexually attracted to rocks. Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:07:00 Post No. 39570665 [Report]

I've noticed a few years back I have this strange obsession with rocks. I started collecting them about 10 years ago. What ever Rock I came across I would pick up & take home with me. Lately I have been having dreams about them. My dreams consist of sexual experiences with my rock collection. I will not go to into dept what the dreams are about, all I can say is, they are very intimate. Anyway I've been dating a girl for a year and a half now and she doesent confront me about it, but I know she would like to get married. I know this because her friends informed me about it and I overheard her talking to her mother about it. Thing is, I'm in love with this one rock in my collection. It's so big & smooth and shiny. And it always makes me feel good. What should I do ?? I don't want to marry my girlfriend if I know I'm in love with my rock. It's not fair to her, it's not fair to me,and it's not fair to my rock.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:10:14 Post No.39570741
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:10:14 Post No.39570741 [Report]

>>39570665
marry her, then shove the rock up your butt before you bang her

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:12:51 Post No.39570805
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:12:51 Post No.39570805 [Report]

>>39570665
desu, your having a schizo episode. You gotta take the meds lad

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:12:59 Post No.39570807
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:12:59 Post No.39570807 [Report]

A lithosexual? What's your favorite type of rock? Igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic? I know that's kinda vague, sorry, a lithosexual like you knows his rocks better.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:13:24 Post No.39570812
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:13:24 Post No.39570812 [Report]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xiWjpjRl1Q

HEY OP
YOU WANNA GO TO THE PARK??
DO YU WANN TAKE A WALK?
YU WANNA GO GIT SUM CHINESE ROCKS??

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:42:41 Post No.39571398
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:42:41 Post No.39571398 [Report]

everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:43:59 Post No.39571429
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:43:59 Post No.39571429 [Report]

>>39570665
>Tfw no geostone Waifu

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