Why don't I give a shit about anything?

you masturbate too much

stop putting oregano on your cock

would you sniff that booty?

It's because you are mentally ill! :3

>>39570641
I thought you were only supposed to put wine into the refrigerator once it's been opened. Those are three unopened bottles of wine.

>>39570789
that's champagne

>>39570699
not if i want her interested in me

>>39571446
? you sure you know what you are doing ?

>>39570667
I doubt it

>>39570699
Ew no

>>39570721
How? In what way?

>>39570789
>>39571288

>>39571487
sniffing a girls ass sounds horribly reverent, which is a trait of beta males. you need to have more self respect than that, otherwise youll never get a girl remotely as hot as in the op

>>39572520
I've had hotter than the girl in the OP and smelled and licked her ass too

>>39570641
*except masturbating you mean

LOL i'm so deep, DAE le nihilism??? *BUUURP* god doesn't exist morty lol

>>39573688
If I was just a Reddit and Morty nihilist I wouldn't have posted a thread trying to get to the root of what I clearly see as an issue.

>>39573985
youre scared of real life, be it consciously or subconsciously

go out and get some hobbies, anything that might interest you, even some things that have never interested you. you worry too much about being disappointed when realistically the most fun you can have today is found by breaking your routine

>>39574877
Not him, but it's impossible for me to be disappointed anymore because I no longer have expectations.

>>39570641
its dispassion its the first step to enlightenment, while you still have it you need to cultivate the diciplines of seeking the ultimate truth, read vasisthas yoga, enquire into your own reality its the only worth while past time, see you on the other side brother!

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>>39570641
because you've given yourself nothing to give a shit about.

/thread