>hey anon, what are you listening to? please go away

And they expect and answer like
"Despacito, wanna hear?"

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Part Rock Anthem

>>39570133
>It's just some recordings of your mom's moans from last night
Only valid response

>>39570133

>"Old Serbian war music"
>"what the hell"

>>39570841
Thanks anon I'm gonna use this next time

wow, people approach you and talk to you, that must be so terrible

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>Name some edgy obscure metal music I (unironically) like.
>Haha, d-didn't know you were into that kind of stuff, anon
W-works every time, lads. https://youtu.be/l3Vu4F8kndE

>>39570931
What's going on there big guy? Need a friend?

uh...DEVO...
>what, anon?
DEVO. D-E-V-O.
>Oh, okay...

9/10 times they give me this weird look. It's like a double take, but they do it as they are walking away.

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>>39570133
>be me
>earphones on 24/7
>listening to my autistic music (Death Grips, weebshit, OSTs)
>qt comes up and snags one of the earphones to listen
>immediately pause music without her noticing
>"My phone ran out of battery some time ago, I just had them on........"

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>not loving when people ask you about your music so you can go on autistic rants about how great the artist your listening to is and great similar artists

>>39570865
Lmao I laughed so hard

>>39571541
I'd rather be known as antisocial than an autist

>>39570133
What ARE you listening to anon? Promise I'm not a normalfag

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>>39571441
This is too good anon

>>39570841
>>39570916
please don t you will sound retaared

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>>39570133
>not admitting to listening to estonian SSr propaganda whenever possible

>>39570133
this is why u dont have friends breh

>>39572910
I have friends but when I'm listening to music I just want to relax

>Future, bitch
>Now fuck off, I'm tryna listen to these Metro Boomin beats

>whatchu listening to, anon?
>yes
>what?
>yes
>If you don't want to talk, just say it, man

IT'S A BAND GOD DAMN IT

>>39571608
Rolling papers. It's old and will make normies think I'm a casual for not listening to drake or smth. Makes me feel insecure.

>>39570133
how are you supposed to answer this question unironically? I just tell them the name of the band and the conversation just awkwardly stops there. Am I supposed to say something else?

>>39572957
>normalfag asks what i'm listening to
>jethro tull, muse, literally anything from before 2000
>"lmao what i only know Lil' [literally any noun]"

>>39573329
>jethro tull
>muse
I see you're a man of taste

miko n mmbk

>>39573329
Ah another
>I'll listen to anything but country EDM and rap XD
shitter

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>tfw unironically like eurobeat and all the meme eurobeat songs
>"why do you listen to meme youtube video music anon"

>>39573560
Nah I don't like pop either, I'm just saying most normalfags don't recognize anything from before 2000

spanish teacher asked me this before class once
>Roy Orbison
>o-oh, interesting...
she was old enough to have been maybe 10 when he was popular.

>oh I listen to venetian snares haha
>"omg can I listen"
>"wtf this isn't music anon why are you listening to loud noise"

>>39573503
>not listening to country-EDM-rap

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>>39570990
>mfw

>>39571541
>>39571596
Either way, autistically ranting gets you out of that situation.
They either listen and join into your rant, in which your talking about something you both like, which is fun.

Or they say something along the lines of
>Oh, that sounds cool
and then leave you alone.
Hey they wanted to know, and I told them. It's their problem if they didn't like the answer I gave.

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>pause music
>"n-nothing, I was just wearing earbuds with no sound"
I will go to any length to avoid expressing any opinion, committing to any position, displaying any style, or showing any preference for anything.

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>"anon what are you listening to?"
>"fuck off"
>*grabs my headphones*

>>39570133
I just say noise music.
It let's them know we probably aren't going to get along and that I don't want to talk to them.

>>39576119
*shoots assaulting thief*

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how would I explain Boingo to normies? should I bother?

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>9/10 qt stacy classmate asks me what i am listening to
>give her the headphones
>it's Hella, math rock band Zach Hill originates from
>"t-that pretty cool anon, never heard of this genre before, i'm such a normie hehe (she actually fucking said that)
>proceeds to talk about how cool Gorillaz are (i hate them) and i act interested because i like her

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another one

>listening to Piper by Pink Floyd, a fantastic psych album while waiting for a lecture
>some qt i knew through a mutual friend approaches me
>she's a massive pink floyd fan
>"what are you listening to anon?"
>give her the phonies
>"don't know it, but it sounds nice, i guess" visible dislike
>tell her its her beloved meme band
>"w-what i didn't know they did anything before dark side of the moon"

"dubstep"
>oh yea bro I love skrillex haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MWTnVgq2tU

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>>39570133
>some Doom metal, band's called Acid Witch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtScPAUG8xk

>grabs earphones
>sings drose together

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>>39570133
hides phone
uuuuuhhhhhh, just some metal on spotify.

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>just some Hatecore and RAC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WDLZSwiEcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5e9thfWJ0

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>eating lunch with normie (((friends)))
>suddenly one of them gets really excited
>"HEY GUYS I FOUND ANON'S PLAYLIST I WONDER WHAT HE LIKES TO LISTEN TO"
>oh god nononononono
>song related starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVefPPr69NU
>normies start uncontrollably laughing
>h-haha good stuff amirite guys...
>go home and instantly hide all playlists and never listen off private session ever again

>>39577854
The best part about normies is that they feel 0% remose after that.

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>"have a nice life"
>"thanks, what are you listening? "