ITT: Most spectacular way you've ever fucked up a relationship

>>39569231
I blame both of you on this. She should have been way more pushy and flat out told you she was allergic. If this is even true.

Though I have a normie story
>Second time fucking the same guy after losing my virginity to him.
>No matter the position we tried, we had issues sticking it in.
>He goes soft and gets pissy thinking I did not like him.
>Spent the next hour crying naked in bed with him holding me....his once floppy wiener fully erect from me dirty crying.
>Went home later without fucking.

Just dont bother people

>>39569231
Why didn't you use the latex-free condoms, you retard? Safer for one-nighters

>>39569428
could have been too nervous? but highly unlikely as she wanted to bang too.

did you ever speak to that guy again?

>>39569231
>allergic to condoms
hhahahhh fucking roastie might as well be allergic to dicks

>>39569231
Greentexting rn, i'll be done soon so i can get it all out at once.

>>39569231
>meet girl
>fall in love
>she says it's mutual and wants to be with me
>find out she's a slut and has kept flirting with other guys the whole time
>don't immediately break it off
>try to change her
>instead of getting my heart broken once, get it broken dozens of times over the course of a year

>>39570492
How did you find out she was a slut? And what was the final straw?

>>39570849
She never denied being attracted to other guys and wanting to sleep around but she said she'd stay monogamous for me. I wish I could say the final straw was when she cheated on me, but what really did it was when she wouldn't even break contact with the guy.

Alright here we go:
>be 16yo kissless virgin
>at friend's helping set up house for party later that night
>after moving furniture he asks the people who helped him if we wanted to snort some MDMA
>only ever done weed but willing to have a go
>we all take turns snorting lines
>sit outside on a couch and wait for the come up
>one friend of mine doesn't want to do it
>try to explain to friend who does computer science how it feels
Imagine life is at 30fps, MDMA bumps it up to 60fps.
>people laughing their tits off at my analogy, mainly due to the drug
>people start turning up
>lying down in my corner feeling nice and comfy
>under a pile of people
>suddenly I hear a voice muffled by the sheer amount of people lying on top of me
Who's that at the bottom?
>Isenseafemale.exe
>she's laughing a lot, a nice laugh too
>I reply
mmph...it..s..Anon...mmph...comff..joinin...fffphh
>fastforward to me finally being able to see who she is
>9/10 qt3.14 half Iranian girl with relatively short dyed red hair
>she's also almost half my size (I'm 6ft)
>we have fun and do lots of things during the night
>don't make out because kissless virgin
>do give her a failed kiss on my way out of the party
>make my way home beaming, it was a good night
cont.

>>39571123
>fastforward to next day's hangover
>think nothing of qt3.14, she's waay out of my league even though she's tiny.
>go have lunch with my friend and gather courage to invite qt3.14 for pizza
>friend leaves before she arrives, doesn't want to third wheel
>we end up walking around the area and this "date" is really disorganised
>thinking I'd fucked it up massively since I'm just blurting out everything that comes to my mind
>we find our way back to her house
>I'm too beta to try to kiss her when we get to her door
A-ah ok s-see ya qt.
>walk off thinking about how I'd hit a new low in my life
>she texts me later that night
qt: why didn't you kiss me Anon? That's usually what you do at the end of a date
A: oh so that's what it was? heh, I thought I fucked it up massively, I didn't think I deserved to give you a kiss
qt: well maybe next time you'll be able to give it a go ;)
>next time?
>ohshitniggawhut.xml
>she's into me?
>feel so good as I go to sleep...
cont.

>fastforward 1 week
>at her house after the 2nd date
>she's standing on the next step up and I still have to bend my knees to lean in for a kiss
>she laughs as she looks at how much of a virgin I really am
>she thinks it's cute
>she kisses me and offers for me to come inside
>I hesitate, not really sure what to expect but I agree
>we're in her bedroom and she tells me to get undressed as she goes into the bathroom to get "changed"
>whatthefuckdoidoidontevenhaveacondomididntthinkthiswasgonnahappenfuck.gif
>do as I'm told
>she comes out in nothing but her bra
>we end up making out but I'm doing a poor job since aforementioned kissless virgin status
>she realises after 5 seconds
Um Anon... do you want me to teach you how to kiss because you're pretty shit ngl.
>she runs me through the basics and then tells me to take off her bra
>fuck
>spend a full minute fiddling with the straps without success
Um Anon... would you like me to turn around?
N-no I-I got this.
>continue fiddling for another minute
>by this time she's getting bored and she's kinda pissed off
Just let me do it.
>watch in awe at how effortlessly she in clips it
>we make out a bit longer and then she goes down to start sucking my dick
>I'm completely flaccid
>I stay completely flaccid for the duration of her efforts
Anon? Do you think I'm ugly or something?
N-no of course not, it's just that this is my first time and desu I'm scared shitless.
>try to make up to her by kissing her more but she obviously doesn't believe me.
>after about 10 more minutes she stops and looks at me
Uhh Anon... sorry but I don't think I'm ready for this just yet...
>I know what she really means
>I get dressed and leave, try to be nice and give her one more kiss
>it's half-hearted at best
>I can see the disappointment in her eyes as I leave

I never made contact with her again.
I look back to myself and cringe every time I replay the events in my head.

>>39569428
what the fuck, are you my ex?

>be autismo but good at my job
>younger gril whos like 19 that works with me is impressed i guess
>asks me to hang out at her place since she lives alone and watch netflix
>say nah I dont like movies and go to play Magic the Gathering at a card store
>as Im driving back home to raid inWoW she passes me and says "oh so you're not too busy to hang out with someone else?"
>ignore her and beat Guldan with online friends

I made the right choice that was a good night

>>39571314
You're doing gods work, anon. Wd

>>39571320
I wish we could be friends
original spoiler

I have some absolute horror stories if y'all wanna hear them

>>39569231
I ruined my mom's relationship because I wanted to fuck her boyfriend's son.

we were both eleven and my mom never dated again

>>39572940
>we were both eleven
How the hell did your mom have a child before her first birthday? I'm calling bullshit.

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>Have friends
>Begin assuming they all secretly dislike me
>Cut all contact
>They come to my house and and rekindle friendship
>Goes fine for a few years
>Begin to suspect they hate and dislike me again
>Slowly cut off contact
>I'm always too busy to play vidya or hang out
>The slow release method works and they leave me alone now
>Only childhood friend from primary school PMs me once a month now
>Ignore him because I don't know how to communicate with him anymore

That's how I became even more of a loser than before and destroyed all my friendships. I've tried to make new friends but since my previous friends were all my friends for over a decade I don't know how.

>>39572977
>His twin sister isn't also his mom

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>>39569231
>ME:I think i love you.
>HER:I just wanna be friends.

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I'm a virgin beta with literal, diagnosed autism and yet literally every time a girl shows interest in me I treat her like shit. I've leaked countless nudes online and I've caused a near-suicide.

I have no idea why I did all that shit. I think it's because I'm so pathetic I use that shit as bragging rights. Most people fucking hate me or pity me, and it's really fucked up how I treated the few that loved me.

They all got better ofc, and meanwhile I'm here on fucking r9k watching my life deteriorate. I guess that's justice

I sort of contributed to the ending of a marriage I think, by having an affair with a neighbors wife. She ended up getting pregnant from our time together and for several years they raised the kid like it was theirs and she never told him. According to her though after that she didn't feel happy with the marriage anymore and initiated the divorce. After they were separated we got together again for a time.

I was about 15 when it started.