>at bookstore with cousins and uncle
>we split up and go to different sections
>autism takes the wheel while my brain takes a rest
>go to war section with one cousin
>"what are you looking for, anon?"
>"I'm looking for a book about the holocaust to put in the fiction section"
>they think it's funny, cause they're pretty chill, but they know I would do it so tells me to not
>some time passes, go back to war section
>grab book and head to fiction section
>run into uncle and cousin on the way there
>oh fuck
>"hey anon, what that book you got there"
>"oh, I-it's just something about ww2"
>cousin speaks up, "he was going to put it in the fiction section"
>uncle looks at me, clearly disturbed
>"don't"
The way he said it made me feel so bad. He didn't even say anything else, just "don't"
that's a cute story *unzips dick*
>>39568921
Why are you unzipping your dick? That sounds like it old hurt. Unzipping your pants, on the other hand...
>>39568891
and thats the moment Damion knew hed been cucked by the Jews
>>39568891
>4 month "relationship" with an e-thot I met here
>2 months after what's left of it ends I'm still hurt af because I was lied to for 4 months and encouraged to grow attatched to what may well have been a fictional character
kill me
>discover masturbation
>few weeks later
>friend comes over to my room
>get really excited and suddenly say "hey watch this"
>pull down pants and jump in bed
>they look at me disgusted and say stop
>feel instant guilt for wanting to show them how I masturbate
I did so many stupid things in the name of masturbation that I would take back