Seasons women will never understand

>>39568304
The only think they have to understand is:
pussy = power.

There are only four.

This thread will end quickly.

>>39568304
winter is so fucking good dude. comfiest season of them all, by far

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>>39568356
this, nothing like a comfy winter nightwalk

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I assume this goes for most countries but I hate how the media always mentions fall/winter as the "bad weather" seasons.
Scorching heat that is hard to fight back = good weather.
Cold that can be fought by clothing and heat sources = bad weather

Fucking normans

>>39569205
Snow is way more of a burden then being hot
Winter isn't about being cold, it's about managing your lifestyle with tons of water in your way every day

>>39569251
That doesn't matter if you don't leave your house.

>>39569251
>get wet
>dry up, preferably in a comfy way

>sweating
>take a shower
>start sweating right away

>>39568304
>>39568356
>>39568562
>>39569205

Winter is absolute fucking horse shit and is the normiest season of them all. Enjoy your mandatory family holidays and being locked indoors with everyone all the time.

>>39569251
It's also about not dying. I can get frostbite and lose my toes if I decided to go for a walk and wear a slightly different footwear or there's a hole or crack in my boots.

I don't have to worry about losing my toes in summer or spring or fall because I'm not wearing the right kind of sneakers. I can just walk right outside wearing the same clothes I wear indoors without having to worry about dying.

>>39569392
>family holidays
>mandatory

>being locked indoors
>a bad thing

I see some summerfags are still around

>>39569267
neither should summer

>>39569374
If you get wet in winter you get frostbite or hypothermia and you fucking die.

Also if simply existing during summer makes you sweaty then lose some weight or move out of Los Angeles.

>>39569419
If you're a pissbottler who stays indoors all the time, you wouldn't have a favorite season. You just like to look at snowflakes and romanticize the idea of winter like a normie or a Vietnamese exchange student.

>>39569422
>"Also if simply existing during summer makes you sweaty then lose some weight or move out of Los Angeles."

>"If you get wet in winter you get frostbite or hypothermia and you fucking die."

Top fucking kek. Maybe move out of Antarctica or don't go out naked

>>39569460
I don't live in Antartica, but I do I live somewhere there actually is winter for like 5 months out of the years. Real winter. Not your Charlie Brown Holiday Special bullshit winters where it's barely cold enough to have a light dusting of snow

and you know what? I like having at least the option of walking outside naked if I ever felt like it and not immediately dying from exposure. That's called freedom. Winter is for communist shitbags and SJW emo kids.

>desertfag so both winter and summer is glorious
>problem is that winter is more windy than cold
>sometimes it snows though
spring and fall are just monsoon season which sucks ass.

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>>39568304
A woman could never hope to understand this

>>39569267
Except it does if you live in what is pretty much an attic with a roof made out of wood and it starts to snow a lot, your wall getting leaks and water starting to drip in random spots that could form mold.

>>39568304
i fux with winter boi

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Summer: Roastie
Spring: Chad
Winter: Reddit
Autumn: Robot

>>39570313
this Fall is /ourseason/

that feel when its late fall/early winter and there's no snow yet but it's too cold for people to go outside anyway

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>>39571066
original i want to post this image

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>tfw it's cold enough you can wear more clothing to hide your scrawny, pale body
>Go outside and feel/hear the cool wind softly whistling through the trees
>leaves kicking around and scratching on concrete
>birds cawing periodically to break the silence
>comfy levels reaching nuclear power
but then also
>tfw no gf to cuddle with to keep warm

>>39569205
Yeah but summer is the only time you ever see girls curves

Especially for r9k users

>>39571439
unless you live somewhere north summer is just complete hell, also robots don't go to the beach

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>6:30am
>nobody is outside, it's too cold
>but you're wearing multiple jackets so you're pretty comfy
>out in the small woods down the hill by the water behind your house
>completely silent besides the gentle humming from the factory across the water, your own footsteps and the occasional bird

>>39570313
This but completely unironically