Greentext Computer class stories

>>39568098
Here is a prank i would pull on class mates

>computers were aligned in rows with computers back to back like this
vvvvv
^^^^^
>when someone across from me would get up and walk away i would unplug their mouse
>then i would plug mine into their comp
>when they get back and try to move their mouse move mine in a similar fashion
>they freak out that the mouse isn't working
hehe

>have middle school computer class
>Thought teacher was cool as long as we get our 2 assignments per week done.
>Browse Craigslist for random shit daily because bored
>Teacher walks by I'm just chillin looking at video game ads
>Think he's not gonna care because I'm done with work
>Gets super fucking pissed and makes me go stand outside
>Still hate that fucker
>Write bad review for school on Google maps mentioning him

>high school computer applications class
>pseudo-autist and his friend sit to my left
>when pseudo comes in he always bangs his fist on the keyboard and slams the mouse a few times
>every day
>constantly making noises whenever he's doing something
>every day
>his friend is the real star though
>one day, he opens the disk tray on his computer
>"hey dudes watch this"
>tries to wedge his pencil behind the tray
>no success
>he smacks the tray to try to force it in
>everybody on our side of the room hear it crack
>he panics and tries to yank the pencil back out
>another crack
>disk drive is making ungodly noises trying to read from pencil
>pseudo is shaking back and forth trying not to burst out laughing
>friend manages to get through the year without the teacher finding out
>to this day, half of the pencil is still lodged in the computer

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>>39568098
>be me
>doing computer science mock exam
>have to edit a program about a monster in a cave
>questions like bug fixing and adding features
>2.5hrs exam
>on average each question takes 15 minutes to complete
>30 questions
>areyousureaboutthat.jpg
>skip a few questions
I'll come back to those later.
>don't
>halfway through exam look up and see everyone struggling, heads in their hands
>tfw only done 8 questions
>continue struggling
>ohlookisthatthetime.png
RIGHT, EMAIL ME YOUR FINAL ANSWER SHEET AND PROGRAM FILE!
>computers disconnected from the internet for anticheat reasons
Um sir, you know we can't do that...
OKAY PUT THE FILES ON YOUR USB STICKS AND HAND THEM IN!
>take out usb stick
>plug it into my computer's usb port
*ping*
>screen goes dark
>whatthefuckdidijustdo.py
>hear confused cries of panic from classmates
>look around and see every single screen has also gone dark
>check computer light
>it's off
>everyone looks at me
>mfw everyone lost 2 and a half hours of work because of a usb stick induced power surge
>mfw every single computer connected by the same plugboard
>mfw I remembered to click save

>high school sophomore comp class
>tard at desktop
>rages over something
>punches out monitor
>full on speed bagging it
>lets out sperm curdling scream and leaves to next class

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>highschool programming class
>final project is to code a simple game in Visual Basic
>friend trying to think of a game to make
>remember shitty rap we kept memeing at the time because we thought it was funny
>"real rappers is hard to find, like a remote"
>game is now conceived
>Find The Remote
>shitty game where there are like 6 boxes with question mark boxes on them, and you must click on the one that houses the remote
>no rhyme or reason to what box the remote is in, it's completely arbitrary so you just have to guess
>couldn't figure out how to get the remote to randomly generate in a different box each level, so each level has a predetermined remote location, if you remember it there's no challenge whatsoever
>composed a really shitty drum loop to play in the background
>spent like an entire hour just figuring out how to get it to play
>teacher that looks just like pic related comes over to test it out, help out with the code
>earlier in the class, we downloaded some shitty custom cursors for shits and giggles
>teacher is now playing a shitty game where you click on remotes with a corny drum loop in the background with a Fred Durst cursor
>goes in coding menu to try and figure out a bug with the game
>"your cursors really throwin' me off"
I think he still has the game saved to his drive, I'll see if he has it.

>>39568148
Why were the computers on the bottom smaller? :(

I miss Rankin. He's cool as fuck.

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>>39570469
back in my day we would rush to the oonly few color computers. everyone else got black and green ones

>>39568098
>would tell everyone don't forget to press alt-f4 to save
>everyone starts to cry
hehe

We had a lockdown one time while I was in computer class. Not a drill, a real one. Guy with a gun near (not in) the school. Nobody told me it wasn't a school shooting though so I was sure I was going to die.