What is the closest you got to getting laid?

>>39566970
making out with ptp drunkenly at 3am

probably the time I got laid

>>39567100
man I bet that was a fuckin dream wasn't it

Held hands with a fatty roastie and a twink asian ama

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>>39566970
>60 year old gay drug dealer offers me free meth if he can take me from behind
>say no

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>>39566970
sleeping on the same bed as my best friend (male) back in middle school and """""jokingly""""" pinning him down and laying on top of him

at some point he told me he "felt my boner" and i stopped
every time i remember that i wanna kill myself

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In high school I was looking for a club to join and I stumbled upon the music club. My school was new so there wasn't many students so the clubs were anemic. The music club was especially sad, it was just the teacher and this girl trying to get members. I sat in and she played the Oboe for me. She wasn't terrible but nothing amazing. They asked me if I played an instrument and I told them I played piano. Then they asked me to play for them and I did.

I played some songs I knew and the girl fucking loved it, she thought I was a pro or some shit. They asked me to join and I did but the music club never took off. We would just sit around talking about stuff and a lot of the time, me and the girl were alone because teacher had better things to do than fuck around doing nothing after school for 2 hours.

She'd ask me to play songs for her all the time and I obliged her, mainly out of boredom and we both kind of hoped it would attract more people. She'd sit uncomfortably close to me as I played, I still remember how she smelled.

At the end of the year, it was out last club meeting. We just sat around talking and she asked me to play for her one last time. She sat next to me like always and watched me play closely. When I finished she grabbed my hand, looked at me and asked me "Do you want to have sex?" Completely out of left field, out of nowhere, just like that. I had no idea how to answer, I silently panicked. I hesitated for too long and she said "Actually, forget I said anything. Sorry." and I said "O-Okay." and that was that. We sat there awkwardly for like 10 minutes before going home.

I wonder what would have happened if I wasn't a pussy.

>>39568043
>I wonder what would have happened if I wasn't a pussy.

You would've had sex

>>39566970
My ""friend"" had my legs over their shoulders and groin very well placed in ramming position near my butt. We were fully clothed and didn't do anything though, too scared even if it was very arousing.

>>39568043
You were literally a yes away from fucking her.

>>39568043
Have you two met since?
Why didn't you ask her out or something afterwards?

>>39566970
Nothing. Have never even been close. We're talking like millions of miles away, that's how far

>>39566970
I talked to a girl once.
It was ok, I guess.

Yesterday at the grocery store a woman backed up without looking and bumped her butt into mine.