How much of a robot are you?

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>23
>fat
>ugly
>manlet
>sit on pc all day and never go out

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>>39566197
>wake up in middle of the afternoon
>sit behinde a computer all day shit posting and doing mind numbing shit all day everyday of the month
>go to bed at 4 to 5 in the morning
>repeat

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>squat on the toilet while shitting

>>39566364
Dude sameee, only normies shit while shiting, also I don't use toilet paper I wash my ass in the sink.
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=181975&n=Squatty+Potty.swf

>almost 26
>virtually a NEET
>still live with mother

>wake up at 9
>immediately turn on the computer
>desperately browse 4chan and jewtube to find a distraction
>mother makes me breakfast at around 10
>get around to making my bed, showering, getting dressed, brushing my teeth etc around 12
>continue staring at my computer, trying to keep the depressive and anxious thoughts at bay
>lunch at around 15, halfheartedly offer to do the dishes, get denied
>star at the computer some more, not watching movies, listening to music, or haven forbid learning anything, just... staring, looking for something to lose myself in that doesn't require concentration or thought
>watch fucking reaction videos for hours of all things
>don't even know why, maybe it trick my brain into thinking I'm being social
>realize it's 2 AM and I'm tired
>gorge on whatever food I can find until I'm sick, preferably something sweet
>not even hungry
>brush my teeth, tell myself I'm too tired to floss and I'll do it tomorrow, I almost never do
>lie in bed for hours
>feel hot, cold, horny, jerk off in the bathroom, go back to bed, fucking mosquitoes
>finally settled at around 4
>feelings and thoughts of guilt start to seep in
>keep them away by doing dumb mental exercises like naming all animals I can think of that start with a certain letter
>fall asleep doing this
>have confusing, uncomfortable dreams usually featuring animals, go figure
>wake up multiple times in the night
>realize I didn't drink water all day
>wake up at 9

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>been stalking a girl for 10 years but never even talked to her
>when I'm not stalking her, I either shitpost or watch videos of people commuting suicide or just lie in bed and listen to sad music
>got abused by my dad and bullied by kids in school until I had a mental breakdown
>5'9" 190 lbs with a 4.5" dick and a completely unlovable personality
>paranoid schizophrenia
>nobody talks to me anymore, not even my family
>my only interaction with other human beings is when I insult them over the internet
>I hate women but the only thing I want is to be loved by a woman
>nothing interests me, there's nothing I'm good at, and I've been in this state of complete apathy for a very long time but I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself
>27 years old khv

>tfw want interaction with females so much that you go to the same coffee shop just because girl there is making small talk with customers while she's making coffee
Coffee is very tasty though

>>39567064
Sounds expensive. Couldn't you just find someone to catfish you instead?

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>>39566197
>Wake up between 9 and 10 in the morning
>sit on computer watching lets plays or memes
>maybe go out to shop if i need something
>listen to music and be sad that no one remembers me
>go to sleep at 2
This has been my life for about a year now. Its all gonna end once i start college next month, though it will probably stay similar

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>>39566197
>mom wakes me up at 4 am
>help her with 90 year old grandma to bathroom
>put her back in bed
>try to go back to sleep
>cant
>get up play vidya get on 4chan or jump on suptv to see whats on
>mom knocks on door to help get grandma up
>help grandma to bathroom and back to wheelchair
>eat breakfast
>go back to vidya 4chan or suptv
>mom knocks to help grandma to bathroom
>go back to vidya 4chan or suptv
>eat dinner sometimes i help mom cook
>nap
>wake up to help grandma to bed
>grandma tells me goodnight and that she loves me and says thank you for all you do for me
>feels bad knowing she has no idea how much of a loser i am
>go back to vidya 4chan suptv and occasionally porn
>repeat

if i get money i usually get drunk somewhere in there.

>wake up go to work
>go home and work out
>play vidya
>spend all weekend in casino
>don't care about girls
>only want to make more money

>>39566197
>today
>wake up at 1pm
>jerk off
>shit/piss
>play video games
>eat
>play video games
>spend the rest of the night on 4chan
>go to bed
>repeat ad nauseam

>>39567923
You are not a looser anon, you are helping your granma and this is honorable. Try to find a useful hobby that dont require you to leave the house, you will feel better about yourself

>>39566197
>go to class
>go back home
>browse internet
>sleep
>repeat

>>39566197
>26
>6'1"

>Wake up at 7 AM
>Travel to work between 7:30 AM and 8:30 AM
>Work 8:30 AM - 5 PM
>Travel home

>>39567923
>>grandma tells me goodnight and that she loves me and says thank you for all you do for me
fuck the feels

>>39567997
>spend all weekend in casino
>only want to make more money
dude...

>21
> wake up around 1pm
>brush teeth
>go get siblings from school
>come home drop them off
>go get mother from work
> come home help her cook and clean some parts of the house
>eat
> sleep before work
>work as night custodian from 10pm-2am at local rec center
> get home get on this site
> sleep at 4am
Repeat

>wake up
>may or may not take a shower
>go to class
>converse with other people when needed
>next class is 4 hrs away
>commute back home
>after 2 hrs at home realize im bored
>go to school again
>stay at library reading random stuff and waiting till next class
>go to class
>go back home
>make sure i read a chapter of a novel i bought(making a habit of 1 chapter per day)
>drink coffee
>browse 4chin youtube
>get sleepy
>sleep

>>39566197
>wake up at 4pm
>sometimes earlier if meeting bf
>take hormone tablets
>cry and refuse to eat
>eat
>cry more
>stay up until 3am watching youtube
>go back to sleep
>repeat

>>39566197
>20
>I spend sometimes whole weeks at a time without going outside of my home
>kissless virgin
>play vidya or browse 4chan all day, although I have been trying to read more lately

It's all suddenly gotten far worse the last 6 months. Before that I was volunteering twice a week at a charity shop which kept me sane and before the shop I always had school/ sixth form to occupy my time.


On the plus side, I'm not a manlet (6'0) and I think I'm actually quite handsome on a good day. It's all quite meaningless though, as I'm such a sperg that I've just retreated from the world rather than learn how to act like a real person.

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>>39566197
>25
>wake up at afternoon
>food, brush teeth, computer, jack off, food, brush teeth, computer, jack off, food, brush teeth
>sleep around 6AM

pic related is how i felt for the last 10 years.

also gotta catch that US time.

>>39566197

>be me
>wasnt normalfag untill 2 months ago
> i lost my virginity and had threesome shortly after that

my life sucks now, knowing that i dont belong here anymore!

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>>39566197
>wake up between 10-12 AM
>shower
>lunch
>work on my art
>snack
>keep working on my art
>dinner
>play vidya
>watch anime
>go to bed

rinse and repeat

>>39566234

I do that when im not working summers, so entire fucking winter

>wake up around 15:00 - 16:00
>go to sleep around 04:30 - 05:00

>>39568768
Yeah, but imagine doing that your whole life because I'm NEET.

>>39566197
>wake up
>say hello to pets
>feed pets
>play vidya
>cum
>sleep
>wake up
>cum
>sleep

>be 17 at a time
>wanted to talk to qt 9/10 curly black hair girl
>i always say to myself *il do it next time*
>be 29 now
>shes getting married in a week
>depression cripples even deeper!

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Myself
>21
>6'1
>140 lb lanklet
>beardlet
>look like a tall, autistic highschooler
>unironically a sperg

My routine
>wake up at 8 am
>shitpost on 4chan
>go to class at 9 am
>have no friends and talk to nobody on campus
>go home at 3
>shitpost on 4chan some more, maybe work up the energy to do my homework
>get drunk a couple nights a week
>stay up past 1 am
>repeat
>hope that in the future I can just get retardbux and never have to interact with normalfags ever again

>>39568744
bost ur art m8

>>39568821

>tfw i do it my entire life untill i started working

>>39568868
Yeah I'm thinking about getting a job too even though I'm NEET, not for the money, but just so my life can have some fucking purpose to it.

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>wake up
>fuck my waifu pillow
>eat breakfast
>fuck my waifu again
>play vidya & watch movies/TV series till late night
>go to bed
>watch porn while masturbating
>cum on my waifu
>fall asleep and dream of fucking waifu

They told me i would stay virgin forever, gues my prents were wrong!

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>>39568863
I like to write so can't really post that and all my drawings are not polished or good enough for me to post them desu.

>>39568909
Just changed major to IT from Journalism.

>>39568908

Go for it anon, job made my life easier. I can stand normal fags, hell i can even talk to them and pretend im one of them and im doing it rly well now.

Job makes you less socialy awkward but it took me few years to reach "disguise" status with normfags

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>be suicidal
>too poor to afford a rope
>wanna jump off the building
>cops catch me and give me a ticket
>i cant play (poorfag) go to jail
>make big nigga mad so he would stab me
>he wants to stab me with his BBC
>oh helll na.jpeg
>i stab him in the liver with toothbrush sharpened
>go to cort again
>selfdefense.jpeg
>get released, no fine and they apologise for traumas


Has my life just turned for better?

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Be me:
>6.4
>90kg
>Grow some beard when lazy
Routine:
>Get up
>Go to work
>Eat lunch in kitchen (I dont like to go to canteen)
>Work some more
>Go on another break, either eat something or just hang around workplace
>work more
>Go shower after work
>Go home
>Eat junk food
>go to town to buy groceries
>4chan, youtube, bf2 and supcom all evening
>go to sleep
Rinse and repeat.

I just masturbate and watch porn dawn to dusk

>tfw i like it!

>>39566450

KEK

die hard

>Wake up at 630am, drink coffee, make wife's lunch
>Kiss wife goodbye as she leaves for work
>700am shower, shit, get dressed
>800am take dog on long walk/adventure
>930am lift weights
>1000am clean house, do yardwork, go grocery shopping, etc
>Noon eat lunch
>1230pm clean house, do yardwork, go grocery shopping, etc
>430pm start cooking dinner, get cleaned up so look nice when wife gets home, tidy up the house
>500pm wife gets home, kiss, serve her dinner and then do dishes
>600pm mindlessly sit on couch and silently watch TV while wife talks on phone with friends, drinks too much wine and plays games on her tablet
>930pm drunk wife brings me in bedroom and fucks me roughly before passing out for the night
>clean up messes wife made, make coffee for tomorrow morning, brush teeth
>1030pm go to bed

>>39566197
>wake up at 10 or 11 am
>let dog out of kennel
>let dog outside
>watch TV and shitpost
>stop around 6 pm when dad gets home and move to basement
>play some vidya and watch more TV
>1AM head up to bed
>shitpost until 3am

It's overrated I can't wait to get back on my feet and get another apartment. The past 2-3 months have been boring as shit and I feel like shit not being independent

>>39569246

Wow ur real cuck dam

>wake up 3-7pm
>smoke cigarettes and marijuana almost incessantly
>stare at /r9k/ but absorb and contribute little but blogposts
>but I have likely been here as long as you
>crosspost images from 420chan
>empty beer cans and pipes lying everywhere that I haven't bothered to pick up
>family and friends are very likely mad at me for not having a life

>wake up at 9
>practice darts until about 10.30/11 when dog wakes up
>let dog out of cage and take him for a piss
>back to darts until about 12.30
>get food for me and my dog
>practice darts until about 2/3
>take dog for piss/shit
>practice darts until about 5/5.30
>mum gets home from work
>if its a Monday/Wednesday/Thursday/Saturday get a shower
>practice darts till about 8
>if its a monday/thursday get ready to go to my darts league matches, if not keep practicing darts till 10.30
>get home from darts match at 11
>sleep

>27
>450 pounds
> neet
> friendless
> rarely go out
> live with mom

>wake up at 9-12
>drink coffee
>cycle between 4chan, youtube, tv, and other computer stuff for the rest of the day
>workout for an hour
>go to sleep
>repeat
fascinating stuff right

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>go to sleep at 4 am
>wake up around 11
>get out of bed around 1
>eat a klondike bar and a banana for breakfast
>go for a walk
>come back after 30 mins
>watch the latest episode of boruto
>get depressed because ive been waiting 23 weeks for something interesting to happen but its still ass
>look for jobs to apply to on my phone
>don't apply for anything
>my ex gf texts me to "see how im doing"
> ive been trying to cut all ties with her but im too weak and end up responding a few hours later
>she ghosts me
>whatever
>eat a bowl of ramen noodles for dinner
>watch needledrop videos for the next few hours
>get bored then decide to browse this shitboard

fuck i really hate my meaningless life

>>39566197
>wake up 3:40 am
>clock in to work at 5:00
>spend minimum of 8hrs sweating my ass off
>1:00pm look forward to spaghetti day for lunch at local gas station
>beef and broccoli again :^(
>go home and crash for about 6hrs
>wake up and eat if im hungry. If not then I jerk off, browse R9k for woman hate threads, devilish threads,general redpill thread.
>anything to keep my hate going
>it's the only feel I have left
>when that subsides I browse for 10/10 grill threads and look up girls to add to my 10/10 folder
>wash my face, brush my teeth, go to sleep.
>repeat

>>39566197
>22
>wake up around 6-9 am depending on day of classes/if it's the weekend
>go to class
>do homework
>listen to music
>browse 4chan
>do house chores
>write in journal
>sleep
Repeat

>>39568908
Easier said than done. Been looking for the past three years and have fuck all to show for it.

>>39566197
>wake up at like 5
>put a fuck ton of acne creams on
>eat 2 eggs and some egg whites
>study and read this board
>go to class
>go to gym
>meal prep my lunch for the next few days
>eat some lean meat and rice or something
>shower
>go to bed
>cuddle my pillow and cry a little

>>39566502
I'm sorry you have to endure that anon
It's not your fault
It's not your fault
It's not your fault

>me
Wake up at around ten
So tired I go back to sleep
Do this as many times as possible
Once that is over I grab my phone and read something or check plebbit/4chan
After an hour or so of this I get up and check the fridge for quick food
Maybe have a lame conversation with my dad where he'll do 95 percent of the talking
Go to my room with the tv and watch something to distract myself and draw for a bit
Start to feel really bored and soulless so I search for answers on the internet
Don't want to do anything
Watch terrible tv shows for a while
When that becomes annoying I just lay down for a bit and let my mind wander over pathetic thoughts
Maybe go read a book
If a friend stops by I have to pretend I'm still a person to keep them coming for a little longer
Might play guitar at this point for a while
Eat food
Hop on 4chan
Jack off
Read sleep

Potential activities are jamming with this stoner guy that come over everyday to smoke with my trans brother, lifting if my heart is not acting up, writing music, playing games on PS4 or computer, cooking, learning history or philosophy.

It wouldn't be so bad if I could still enjoy any of it.

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">" Wake up at 8:30
">" Drive to work get in for 10
">" Write code for video games until 11
">" Workout for 45 min
">" Program until 12
">" Get lunch with friends
">" Leave work around 5:30
">" If I'm not taking classes or mentoring I play video games or hang out with friends
">" Be in bed for 11:30

>>39566450
if you could be come a normie would you?
I'm at a point in my life where I could become a neet faggot and do nothing all day or I could become a normie and have a chance at a good life. What should I do? Is there any hope of a happy future for neets?

>>39568415
I really only go because I'm fascinated by AP. Don't really like gambling but things like card counting is always interesting. Its like a fun game where both parties are trying to exploit each other and the winner is the one who can out exploit the other. I play poker almost exclusively because the casino doesn't care how much you make off of stupid people, that and they're assholes when you make money off of them.

I wake up every morning and leave for school.
Talk to nobody, space out and draw naked girls on my notebook.
On days off, I wake up late in the afternoon, shitpost, listen to music, binge-eat, and get sad.

>25
>wake up at some random time after sleeping 10+ hours
>sit on the computer and watch tv/play vgs for 15 hours
>repeat

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>>39566197
>18
>Average bulid
>Wake up
>Browse /r9k/
>Play Neptunia
>Watch Anime
>Have Hot Chocolate
>Goes bed
That's pretty much it...

>>39566197
>23
>2 meters tall
>shower once a week
>eat once a day
>spend every single day playing battle for middle earth II

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>>39566197
>play video games
>look for employment on monday
>help grandma and grandpa with food bank stuff in exchange for food
>go in for interviews if applicable (I have never been hired even for mcjobs)
>play a lot of video games
>watch youtube
>watch anime/read manga
>shitpost on 4chan
>maybe cook myself some eggs instead of skipping breakfast
>stay inside the vast majority of the time
>no friends
>can't apply for NEET, can't move out
>never touched a tax sheet in my life
>got an associate's in accounting
>can't take any more college or I'll get into debt, boomer grandpa (other side of the family) furious I haven't found a job in 3 months after graduating
>I have had intermittent testicular torsion for at least 10 years, family blows it off since it's not like I'll have kids anyway
>don't know how to drive, nor own a car
>thinning hair down the middle, can't make it look good for the life of me
>sometimes I wake up and lay there for a few hours
>can't converse with other people since I was effectively ostracized from normals
>only people willing to talk to me were bullies
>I don't care anymore so I'm brutally honest whenever a normal asks me about my life
>I engage in tulpamancy with multiple personalities
>I couldn't beat any touhou on normal, even 12 with a year of practice
>I'm a 24 year old white male raised by a single mother
>don't even bother with social media
>don't even view 3d humans in an attractive sexual manner anymore
My life is a meme.

Weekdays:
>Up at 8am
>Make bed, shower, get dressed
>Commute to work
>See patients til the lateafternoon
>Commute home
>Get home, cook dinner
>lift weights
>Spend a few hours updating patient notes or something work related
>browse internet/watch youtube/read news online
>End day with a movie and beers with flatmates
>sleep

>>39566197
>everbody sleeping for 10+ hours

I envy you fucks. I'd be lucky if I can stay asleep for 3 hours without waking up and staring at the ceiling for the rest of then night.

Weekdays
>wake up at 6:45
>Eat breakfast (usually half a grapefruit)
>pick gf up for school (senior year baby!!)
>sit through first 2 periods
>shoot the shit with all my friends at lunch
>sit through last 2 periods
>get out of school
>hang out with my gf at her house
>fuck her while her dad goes to pick up her sister
>leave around 8
>do homework till 10
>go to bed

And no one has a single clue I secretly browse 4chan like an autist

>>39568444
This actually sounds like a comfy life