Does anyone else only browse this board to feel better about

Nice bait faggot. I only come on here to laugh at fake stories like this.

>>39566055
Sort of yes? I'm a cyborg 18 yr old virgin (but Ive had gfs) and a lot of the reason I browse here is to laugh at others more pathetic than myself.
Also robot humor is more appealing to me than normie humor.

>>39566127
Not sure what you think is fake about this. Is a normal life so estranged from you that it seems almost unreal?
>>39566131
This guys gets it.

>>39566055
no problem
oregan0

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>>39566148
Cyborg and Chad? Why are you on 4chan. Reddit is better suited for you normalfags.

you know that those negative low vibes are making you even weaker op, thats like eating fast food for the soul

>>39566225
Did you not read the OP? To make fun of and laugh at what a loser you are?

>>39566242
Yes faggot did you read my post normie?

>>39566225
The cyborg here. Sometimes one wants humor better than
>pickle rick
>narwhales bacon
>so randum lol xd
And taste better than
>bix nood kangz yo yo homie g
>mtn dew and doritos
You guys are pathetic (in an understandable and sympathizable, but still funny way), but god damn, you're funny as fuck and have good taste.

>>39566055
>implying just by being here you haven't already lost

If only you never discovered this place maybe you would've been spared the long process of decay.

>>39566055
Yeah all the time. I usually post here while clubbing with 1000 hot chicks on my cock

If you're so cool, why the need to "feel better about myself", you lying mongoloid?

Cyborg married guy here

I relate to many things, yes I have sex but I have like 2 friends I see every 4 months and my coworkers are yawn-inducing normies.

There is no cyborg. Just chad and robot.