What would you do if you had this nose?

>>39565780
be an accountant

Acquire currency as fast as possible.

Gibe me Shekels

Paint myself green and scare children.

>>39565780
tax all of my neighbours

find a bitch and nose her

>>39565780
become a superhero and sniff out crime

>>39565780
I have ears that are pretty equivalent to a nose that big

>>39565780
Use vile sorcery to directly attack my enemies' credit scores without even touching them

>>39565780
That guy is hot. I like people with interesting aspects that stand out. Chads all look like people on TV, the same and boring. Features like a big nose, big ey brows, freckles, weird proportions, buck teeth etc. always catch my eye and make me interested.

>>39565780
Get rich by sniffin shekels in the area and stealing them . If i get caught ill scream about muh kikophobia

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>>39565780
Get my PhD in finance, become Dr. Shekelstein, and fuck over the wageslaves

Infiltrate a foreign society where other fellow long-nosed people have established themselves in power, be placed in a position of power myself with their help, and use my influence to launch brainwashing media campaigns on the populace to make them behave against their own well-being.

>>39565780
I do have a jew nose already. Thanks for reminding me, douchefuck

>>39565780
to the bank! oy vey

You anti-semetic fucks

He's a white ITALIAN

>>39566157
>filthy spaghetti-slurpin wops
>white

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what about noses like this, is this jew?

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>>39566287
No thats a reasonable roman nose

This is just ridiculous

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>>39566327

what about these 2


still considered big tho yes?

>>39566287
That's a classic aquiline Roman nose. The hump on a Jewish nose is elongated laterally and droops a bit. Larger, rounder nostrils and a bulbous tip are also features of a "Jewish nose." Sometimes you'll see Romans with noses like this or Jews with Roman noses, but that's just because of interbreeding through the milennia. The Romans conquered Judea about 2000 years ago, so it's not unreasonable that they would interbreed after coming into contact and that it would be noticeable today.

>>39566157
>Spaghetti-kikes
>white

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Fixed him hows this

>>39566457
We can do better gang

Lets make him a 10/10

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>>39565780
1. acquire shekels
2. control the global finance markets and profit from every transaction ever conducted

>>39565853
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F0KqFMt-TpQ
Are you a liberal?

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>>39566490
He's a real cutie now

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>>39566987
Fix the front now

>>39565780
Trick the Goyim out of all their possessions.

>>39565780
Become the next Bob Dylan. I already have that nose so I just need to skip a few haircuts

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>>39567027
Homeboy has a long ass face

>>39567157
pretty good considering familo

tfw no big nose bf

I think reading Harry Potter as a kid and crushing on Snape did something to me

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undergo rhinoplasty. i ususally love odd facial features, but this is too much.

>>39566287
>Amon Goethe
>Jewish

invest in bitcoin immediately

I have a nose like OPs pic. Not Jew though, I even got DNA tested and am mostly Irish and English.

What do? Get bullied and beat up a lot. Then become a raging alcoholic. Then kinda get life together and marry a BBW.

>>39565780
I would a) get plastic surgery. And if I couldn't afford that I'd b) become a neet.