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>18, moving to new uni halls, know no one.
>floor consists of 5 bedrooms, shower, tioled and out of the door is a starway that leads to the kitchen
>finish moving it, and shortly after my parents finally leave a qt 8/10 turns up at my door to introduce herself
>"hey my name's Lucy, guess we're gonna be neighbors" she says, giggling afterwards
>"haha cool, make sure you don't catch me looking through the keyhole haha"
>what the fuck why did I just say that
>she's not laughing, kinda does this awkward smile and nod
>"um yeah, so um, we were thinking that the whole floor should group up and go out to [local club] tonight to start off the fresher's week
>never been drunk
>try to think alpha, witty response, just as I'm about to deliver, realize I can't pull it off, get nervous
>deliver anyway
>"y-yeah as long as you are there" [pause] "w-with me, I mean"
>why the fuck did I say that last bit
>why did I say anything at all
>"um....I guess" she says, "anyway, I suppose I'll see you later?"
>"here's h-hoping!"
>slam door before she can respond accidentally from my nerves
>hear her grunt, I think i clipped her toe
>run to my bed and cry into my pillow, realizing I will not make any friends at uni
>later find out door/walls are very thin, whole floor probably heard me wipping
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You retard aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>39564868
>"haha cool, make sure you don't catch me looking through the keyhole haha"
That's probably the cringiest response I've heard.
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Fuck me that was depressing
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You can recover lad
Dont worry
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>>39564868
a well constructed fabrication anon. I especially liked the thin walls part. They really are. had to more wary than ever that my headphones were in throughot last year.
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Back in high school, I once created a monument in Minecraft in memory of a classmate who died.

Then I posted pictures of it on Facebook
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>>39565888
nice trips, your class mate would be proud
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>>39564868
>>run to my bed and cry into my pillow, realizing I will not make any friends at uni
>>later find out door/walls are very thin, whole floor probably heard me wipping
I'm so sorry anon
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>>39565888
it sounds embarrassing at first glance but you did a nice thing, and that's not cringey
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OP here, that was years ago.
As expected people avoided me, the qt once tried to talk to me and even asked me why I didn't go to the meeting and shit but the stop talking me after a while.
People clearly made jokes about the creepy lonely guy and I could listen through the thin walls.
Eventually I dropped out after failing courses due to not showing up, and became a NEET at parents house.
Well I regret nothing, living the life now.
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always remember that there are worse things in life, that was just some slightly awkward chat, who cares!
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>>39566314
What the fuck are you talking about, he literally destroyed his life with two sentences.
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>>39566128
I don't think a diamond mausoleum in Minecraft made the grieving family and friends feel any less devastated.

Another thing, she died from crashing into a tree while sledding and died in the ambulance. I commented on her Facebook profile how ironic it was that she liked "Sledding", which in my autistic perception I didn't immediately realize was insensitive. That's how I became very angrily estranged from one of the friends I had
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>>39566422
>she died from crashing into a tree while sledding and died in the ambulance. I commented on her Facebook profile how ironic it was that she liked "Sledding"

dude I have not laughed that hard in a long fucking time
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>>39566603
well I'm glad SOMEONE finally found it funny
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>>39566603
I don't get it

origigigi gi gi
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>>39564868
>tioled
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>>39564868
This was funny
>>39566185
This was sad
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