Anon's story on how he got to be the DJ of a music festival

>be anon
What did he mean by this?

>day 1
>visit Berlin centre
>eat lots of pretzel, feel like im about to die
>see poster of a sick looking ass club
>decide to go there alone
>dont speak german so dont make any friends
>music is good
>start grooving
>groove so hard bartender notices
>she is kinda qt3.14
>she speaks english
>jackpot
>have a small chat, get friendzoned, but tells me about a music festival

>>39564520
This is shaping up to be the most uninteresting fucking story I have ever read.

>>39564565
seconded
>>39564520
OP stop it's for the best

>>39564520
how i got to dj for ~200 people:
>get a cheap ass controller
>practice some at home
>ask a friend to play at a party he's planning
>he says okay
>2 hour set, people liked the music choice
that's about it desu; op it doesn't need to be long

>skip day 2 and 3
>day 4
>go to festival
>everybody speaks german
>enjoy some of the tunes
>groove
>go to vip area, see if I can sneak in
>aparentaly vip area is free of charge
>give them my name
>german man tells me to follow
>end up somewhere backstage
>man speaks german to me
>i look confused
>he looks confused
>gives me a paper with a bunch of names on it
>under my name there is a tag, says MUSIK
>try to tell them it was a misunderstanding
>they dont give a shit
>give me a crappy macbook, and put me on stage
>oh shit
>to be continued

>decide to try drugs
>Mohammed Muhammed the local drug dealer offers me a good deal
>buy some MDMA
>take it
>MM fucks my little ass
>ties me and throws me in his trunk
>sells me to his grandpa
>his granpda makes me dress up like a little slut maid
>fucks my tight ass every day
>invites his friends over
>gramps if plowing my boipussy under my maid skirt while I suck off two of his friends and give another 2 handjobs
>I have become...... the Dick Jockey

>>39564651
Man, that sure was funny thanks for sharing that with us

>>39565082
no problemo my good friendo

>>39564651
idk why you even had to add a muslim character
berlin faggots are very, very forward.