Frogs and Feels Tavern

What's your oldest whiskey, mr barman?

I'll have six shots of vodka and a can of coke

>tfw dad lost his job and is home all day now
I'm dying for a rum and coke but I get so much shit from him every time I do anything it makes it not worthy.

one wodka-doodle
two drripnitzes
three whipperschnappsen
and a...hic...

bye

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>>39563101
My dad let me drink in the house at the age of 15. Shit was cash desu.

>>39563070
Geez its been a while hasn't it. Where have you been?

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>>39563294
I went on a vacation with my family. It was quite relaxing, our hotel room smelled like pine trees.

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>>39563099
Is there something troubling you? Coke is on it's way.

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>>39563083
This is like the crown of the bar. You sure you can afford it ?

nothing wrong with getting blitzed before noon I'll have a guinness and whisky chaser how's your day going barman

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>>39563663
Not much man. About to get back into writing music and studying. Finished Evangelion, it was nice. I have to put some time into drawing practice too.

>>39563267
Sounds kinda cool. I get shit cause he thinks drinking alone is unhealthy or whatever, but the main issue is his bitch wife hates me so he's always giving me shit for everything so she gives him less shit for everything. It sucks but it is what it is.

>>39563070
it's my first time drinking. whatcha recommend, buddy?

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>>39563836
Whiskey coke ? It was my first drink.

>>39563927
alright, I trust you. cheers to new experiences.

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>>39563805
Say you are going out to drink with some friends, buy a bottle of whatever you want and drink it in a park.

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>>39563942
You can try a vodka chaser after that if you want.

bumperino originaru asscrack

>>39563070
A glass of Bordeaux please.

>>39563070
I feel that no matter what I will always be a robot. I have a small group of close friends who I've known since elementary and middle school and I've kept contact with them for the entirety of my HS years and still do today. BUT when we go out I am always the butt of the joke, we banter eachother a lot but I am the one who takes most jokes and gets made fun off. I remember when we got to know new lads back in HS and they treated me ok but quickly started to make fun of me too so they can fit in. Since then everyday I decide to hang out with them I am used as a clown.
Anyone had similar experiences?

A Manhattan, if you would, dear bartender.

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>>39566026
I don't like wine but I heard these were good.

>>39566158
Just tell them you are not comfortable with being the group clown all the time. If they are actual friends they should understand.

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>>39566170
So how was your day my friend?

>>39563070
Give me something cheap that will get me fucked up, but isn't too obviously an oven cleaner. I'm going to lose my friend, the best woman I ever met. She is amazing, I was genuinely happy to just know her as a friend, the time spent with her was the best in my life. And of course I fucked it up.

>>39566530
I already told them but they use the "everyone gets the same treatment" card which is bullshit.

>>39567311
well then start firing back buddy. it only gets worse when you don't.
they'll probably be glad you're at least trying to hold a conversation not just advancing it with filler responses.

would anyone like anything on the jukebox? the air's a tad dead for my liking.

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>>39567308
How did you fuck that up ?

I found out a friend died today. That sucks.

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>>39567355
I got you brother. Feel free to play something you like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA_ubhYgjAc

>>39563070
Tequila Anejo, straight on the rocks
Stay alert as I am gonna need a shit ton to drown out any fucking trace of oneitis that is surging through me right now.

Lagavullin 16 please, chief.

Plateau'd in my 6year relationship. All we seem to do is annoy eachother. I don't know what to do anymore, we love eachother so much still but it's like we're just friends now...

>>39567452
thanks man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeDUBxEVDXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5LjCQuNec

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>>39563070
I don't drink, but gimme some gassed water while I share my tale:
>26, 27 this month
>balding 5'3 manlet
>neet since finishing high school
>never had a job, degreeless
>managed to learn the english language during my years of neetdom
>live in a third world shithole, english is not the native tongue
>taking a course at a language school to be an english teacher
>turboautist, sperg out every time I try to present something in front of the class
I have a chance lads, but the turboautism gets in the way. I got some advice in another thread from the other Anons. Their advice was more helpful than the "you need to find god, anon" that the (((therapist))) said to me. I was planning on kms on my birthday, but now I'm going to, at the very least, finish this couse. It ends in December anyways.

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>>39567391
"I feel that your point of view distorted by your psychological problems is a bad influence on me" that's what she said. It started when we were discussing another man who is romantically interested in her, and I told her that he creeps me out, in a "domestic abuser" way. I know this because my father was like that and I learned well from him (I constantly struggle against my tendency to control people through violence and manipulation) and also another woman who was involved with the guy told me pretty horrific shit (inb4 reee normie: I'm a KHV, and since I accepted that women tend to trust and open up to me). Now this fucker tries to bully her into a relationship she doesn't want and of course I did further expand on my worries. They are going to meet sometime between now and Friday, and I feel it shall decide the fate of our relationship: if she thinks my warnings were correct, she'll warm up to me again, however if he manages to keep the mask of sanity on, she'll hate me for poisoning their relationship. There's nothing more I could do, so I plan on being drunk for two more days.

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>>39567621
I hope you were right because women do this shit all the time. You tell them not to yet they go and do it anyway then come back to you with teary eyes saying how you were right and they were wrong and how sorry they are. It's easy to get her in this situation but I'm not sure if you would want her after that. I once told a girl "when I look at you I can't see the person I once fell for" cringy shit I know but it was enough to make her cry. I felt somehow aroused too. Great feeling desu. If you are wrong say you were sorry and misinterpreted him.

>>39563070
I'd have some vodka.
So, yesterday was my day off. I spent around 3 hours walking around the central train station and two comic stores nearby, hoping that I would bump into my oneitis (She's living in some rural area near the city, but she comes here almost daily). I haven't seen her in 4 months now and I wish I could fix my relationship with her. I think I should seek help. Also I was disappointed that the only anime merchandise they had in those stores were from shitty shows. Bootleg Attack on Titan wallets or figurines aren't exactly my thing.

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>>39567618
You can pull it off mate. The fact that you taught yourself English shows that you atleast have some potential. Also occasional drinking is fun you should try it, just don't chug down bottles.

>>39567838
I do the "hang around the places your oneitis frequents" activity too. However I presume I wouldn't be able to mutter a single word if we ever met.

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>>39567838
Forgot the vodka mate, sorry. What is exactly the problem in your relationship with her?

>>39567778
If I'm wrong I probably won't get another chance. Anyway, I don't want to manipulate her, or fuck her, or have her be my gf, I genuinely want her as a friend. And the whole situation puzzles me to no end - I'd understand if he was a proper Chad and she fell for him, but no, she doesn't want relationship or sex, in fact she told me she fears the possibility, she just empathizes with how depressed and lonely the guy (an autistic manlet who spends his days looking for vulnerable women online) is.

What will likely happen is that their meeting would be uneventful and she'll manage to stall him without cutting contact. And this shit will continue till he either slips and scares her off, or moves on to another victim (unless of course she decides to cut me off either way). I hate feeling so helpless.

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>>39567461
Alcohol is not the prescripted drug for the "oneitis" disease, my guy. But who gives one, right?

>>39563070
fuck your feels, all these pricks are, pol tards that put the blame on everyone else other than themselfs, go take your self loathing out of my board reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>39567926
I fail to understand why you wouldn't get another chance my man.

Yesterday I drank so hard that, for the first time in my life, I blacked out. Get me to that point again.

My oneitis contacts me out of the blue, long after I had stopped expecting to hear from her again let alone kindle anything. She's talking to me again, but then she mentions her long time boyfriend is coming back after hiking the Appalachian trail. I want to lash out, but I don't even know at who or what. They've been dating since before we met, we live nowhere near each other, she's never been interested in me, there's no chance in hell anything could have or will ever happen, and yet all I feel is a sense of longing for what could have been.

It's just as well. What the hell would she want with me? I'm a boring, one dimensional man with no prospects, a bullshit meme degree, and I'm frankly repulsive in every physical way that's possible.

Just fuck my shit up.

>>39567973
There is no indication that someone here is a person who browses /pol/. Also

>Self loathing
>putting the blame on others

Pick one I guess.

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>>39568066
There is not much I can say. The only option you have is forgetting her.

>>39568066
>I'll be honest anonette, I'm not sure I can sustain a relationship like this
>I have things to do in my life and I refuse to be a rebound guy or a shoulder to cry on
>you were a great friend but I have to go.
it's easy. you gotta cut that shit out of your life. she sees you as nothing and you should reciprocate.

>>39567905
That was three years ago. We used to get along, but then I developed feelings for her. I sperged out and she lost all her interest in me. I haven't talked to her since. Pretty standard stuff. All I can hope for is that she would give me a chance again, now that i'm done with the edge phase and my social skills have improved significantly.

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>>39568147
If your appearance changed for the better you are highly likely to have a positive reaction.

>>39568142
Thing is, she's not giving me signals. I'm just your prototypical "girl sat next to me on the bus, she wants to fuck" robot. We're talking about the inane minutiae of our respective lives, not flirting or anything.

And she was a great friend, too. She's done nothing wrong, but god dammit I find the one perfect girl and she's already taken. I thought I'd wore this phrase out by now, but it's just not fair.

Ill have a strong beer, atlas if you have it.
>be me
>be 18, virgin
>have 7/10 virgin qt gf
>met her at a party, I was hitting on her friend, but she threw herself at me, so she's kinda slutty
>be guard dog bf
>she cant drink when shes not with me
>she has to tell me everything, where she goes, with whom
>at the same time I occasionally kiss other girls, when drunk (super ugly ones, btw)
>lose virginity with her
>become real bf, no more fucking around, she could be my wife someday
>she goes to study in murrica for a year, Im from italy
>feelsbadman.png
>we keep chatting, sexting sometimes
>some days ago she tells me she wanted to drink a beer
>feeling like trusting her, so agree
>she goes blackout drunk at a party and kisses someone
>I had to dump her, on the phone, during her lunch break at school

She did it after less than a month from when she got there, I can't cope with that. I lost my possibility at life to have a good family with a girl that loved only me in her whole life.

>>39568205
Spill your spaghetti and ghost her anon. The only way out of your misery is this.

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A cold beer please...

So I'm gay. No biggie, I've know that since I was 15, but due to circumstances I've been closeted untill about 24-25 and I've recently hit the gay scene.

So in this last week I've come to know this guy who seemed down to earth, funny and by all handsome. We have been communicating on messenger and snap all week and it's been fun and all. But tonight he started sending semi nudes and I got very nerveous.

All of this is very new to me and it's all going so fast. In total we've maybe talked for about 5 hours total and I dont really know the guy and allready we're talking about watching a movie together. That and the semi nudes of him in nothing in his underwear, you know what's implied here.

I just dont feel ready for it. I lost my virginity when I was 17 years old to a girl, but it's been dry season pretty much ever since then and I feel like a fish out of water.

tl;dr about to lose my gay V card to someone who is younger than me by 3 years and probably a hell of alot more experienced than me and I feel like the biggest loser since I have hangups and hesitations about it.

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Tom Collins please. Going to school full time and working part time is stressing me the fuck out

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>>39568208
You kinda sound alpha as fuck Giovanni.

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>>39568208
she did that because you did it and she went to america to study because of your over protective guard dog ass who watched her like the fucking CIA.
I'm sorry but you brought this one upon yourself.
here, I'll cover this one.

>>39568257
just tell him this - you haven't been that active and are kinda nervous. don't sperg but you just gotta let the dude know to slow his roll but you're still interested

>>39568245
I don't want to cut her out though. As much as this sucks, I'd forgotten what it was like to have a friend. Why throw away one because I can't have the other? I may have to phrase it like I had a crush on her back in college, spill yesterday's leftover spaghetti instead of today's. Any ideas on how to be more tactful about it?

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>>39568257
I mean you are a fag. Shouldn't you have expected the gay scene to be hyper-sexual?

>>39568303
Don't think so, the america thing was already booked, way before we met.
And she doesn't know about the other girls.
Maybe karma, if you believe in it

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>>39568025
She literally said I'm a bad influence in her life after my hostile comments about the other guy. If they do get together she'll probably see me as a toxic person threatening their relationship, especially since last time we've met it got somewhat... sexual (as a cyborg virgin I struggle to understand, since nothing intimate actually happened, but apparently she interpreted the touching between us as decidedly non-platonic) and she may think I'm motivated by jealousy instead of genuine concern. I know she's smart and independent-spirited and I still believe she'll probably reject this motherfucker when he starts to act even more creepily (he's been escalating lately)... but what if I'm wrong? Then I see a lot of vodka in my future.

>>39568257
>tfw a gay anon has more pussy than you ever will
Pls greentext your first time

Also, I would just be honest, and tell him to slow down

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>>39568285
I'm about to go into that hell. How's it like ?

I'll have some whiskey with ice please.


Why do I have an aura of hate around me?
I don't smell, I brush my teeth, I don't dress like a hobo and brush my hair yet everyone I meet automatically treats me with contempt?
Women avoid me like the plague, crossing the street when they see me, or avoid sitting next to me on a bus. Cashiers treat the person before me nicely and then when it's my turn they act cold.

I feel no connection to anything in this world, I truly feel like I don't belong here.
I feel it's time for me to go somewhere and not come back. I never did anything to anyone but they still hate me and see me as trash.

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>>39568397
From my viewpoint, even if you are wrong the relationship is salvageable. I have done worse and was still able to fix it. Trust me, it will be fine. If I'm wrong, I'm generally here and will listen to your woes cause you seem like a genuinely good person.

>>39568539
probably cause you're not a positive person.
that whole "I don't feel human and want to die" thing creates this vibe of creepy and offputting. I'm not trying to be an ass but being at least a neutral person will do wonders for you socially.

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>>39568539
Some people have a hostile look in their face without knowing, maybe this is the case.

One Hefeweizen beer please, preferably Paulaner

I was just thinking about how I never want to give my heart to a modern woman. Think about it, the average girl in 2017 has already been pump and dumped by multiple Chads. She's already gave her innocence and blind naivety and blind trust to Chad, and already experienced her first kiss, dance, fuck, and even anal with them. By the time I get to them, they already have compartmentalized feelings about their ex and have baggage, and they'll never be able to give me their innocence.

I've been dating a girl (my first gf) for almost 2 years now. She's sweet and all, but every moment with her is just soured by the fact that shes sucked other guys dicks. She took my virginity but she was not a virgin when we met. For this reason im just using her as a practice GF to learn how to fuck. But now its been a long time, I want to move on. Ideally I'd like to bang random sluts and use them for sex, but I'm a loser with no friends so I don't see that happening. Either way I don't want to live the rest of my life with a used up roastie. I don't know what to do

Bourbon on the rocks please. Basil Hayden's if you have it.

How's everyone doing this evening?

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>>39563070
OP do you make all the Frogs and Feels Tavern threads? Or did you randomly just decide to make one? Or is there a regular rotation of different people?

>>39568574

How would you define being negative and neutral? How can these people sense that I'm a loser before they even heard my story?
Is there a physical aspect that I'm missing here? I'm not autistic, social cues are not something alien to me, but I truly don't understand.

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>>39563070
I've drank half a bottle of rum and i am sad and lonely.Just any other day.

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>>39568257
Please fucking kill yourself you worthless faggot

C-can I have some milk?

How do I make friends? I have zero hobbies or interests. Music is just annoying sound to me. There's nothing I like to do. I like hearing people talk, but I have nothing to offer. AAAAAAAAA

Day two of uni...
Pour me a tall Bud Light

Only good feels today. Just got offered a job that pays $180k

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>>39563070

>been drinking nightly (often daily too but moreso only the last 3 months) for a year straight
>2 days in trying to quit
>mfw

>>39568773
JUST ASK GIRLS QUESTIONS THEY LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES NON STOP

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>>39568549
I hope you're right. What I fear most is the scenario when I'm not proven either wrong or right, but she assumes I'm wrong because she wants to see the best in people while I usually tend to see the worst (especially with domestic and related violence, I've seen a lot of this in my life and these guys never fucking change). On the other hand, as showcased, it takes a lot more to disillusion her once she's grown to like someone. Thank you anyway, I feel somewhat more optimistic now.

>>39568691
so we're in a bar like this right, cozy little place. bartender's polishing a glass. I walk up to you, you don't know me from a hole in the ground >what do I look like in your mind
>'hey man, how's it going? mind if I take this seat?"
>how do you respond/react

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>>39568672
I make most of them. There are 3 barmans, Slav, Irish and me. I make my threads with "to the memory of Jack" in the OP. Slav has his name as "Slav Barkeep" and the Irish calls the bar Irish something. You can differantiate quite easily, I mostly use the same images.

>>39568257
Enjoy your poz loads you fucking faggot

>>39568352
>Shouldn't you have expected the gay scene to be hyper-sexual?
I probably should have, but where else do you find guys without playing roulette on tinder and grinder?

>>39568303
>you just gotta let the dude know to slow his roll but you're still interested
Maybe I should

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>>39568808
Have you ever been hospitalized from drinking ?

>>39568856
>>39568724

You are pieces of shit. I know these threads are congregations for human garbage dregs but the least you could do is be decent to each other. What the fuck have you done to earn the right to be shitty to that guy? You're a friendless virgin who doesn't matter to anyone, you don't get to feel superior like that.

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Give me some Innis and Gunn, if you have any, good sir. It would beat this greasy Busch Ice I'm currently drinking. The local liquor store recently did a remodeling and they no longer sell Innis and Gunn. This disappointed me greatly.

A new microbrewery opened up on main street here in town though. Guess i'll have to check out that and see if they have any decent Beer.

>>39568837

>'nah, go ahead'

>>39568886
>Maybe I should
you totally should. you seem to both be liking the interaction so I don't think it would be unreasonable.
if he says no, whatever - his problem. he probably won't if you're cute tho

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>>39568773
We don't have milk but here's some apfelsaft. People like talking about themselves like the other anon said.

Yo, Barkeep! Nice to see you again! Hope you're day/evening is going well. I'll have whatever you're having. Nothing's changed on my end. I'm still soldiering on I guess because everyday is a cliffhanger even in my daily routine, I can never truly say what the next day brings.

>>39563070
Give me a vodka mixed with gasoline and put a nice big flame on top. I'm a pretty extreme guy, ya know?

>>39563836
Buy some girly coolers, Mikes hard or some shit. A 6 pack wont fuck you up and give you a good feel for how much you can drink. Plus it tastes like pop so no problem drinking it if you dont like the taste of alcohol.

>tfw responding to a 4 hour old post

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>>39568886
Communication is key. Try not to get raped, I heard it was common among gay folk.

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>>39568405
you asked, you shall recieve
>this skinny tall chick I new who was in my math class in high school
>real funny, cute, outgoing and we hit it off.
>we go to a concert, pretty much a rave, fun times.
>miss the last train home after the after party, but I meet her at the train station and tells me I can crash at her place.
>We arrive at her place and we sit down in the living room, open a bottle of wine and just talk.
>"I was thinking you could share the bed with me tonight, anon."
>I agree and we head towards her bedroom.
>we get in and I start to caress her tits to the best of my abilities
>she tells me that my attention is needed elsewhere.
>My hands proceed down to her cunt and start massaging it.
>She starts to moan into my ear, I put a finger in and her moaning becomes louder.
>she starts stroking my penis, which at this point is rock hard from all the sexual excitement.
>she moves toward my dick and starts licking it.
>She puts my dick in my mouth and starts sucking it.
>This continue to the point where she gets up on all four and just looks at me with this look "you know what to do"
>I stick my dick inside of her and start of slow
>we continue like this for about 10-15 minutes and change position to missionary
>this continue for about 10 minutes when she suddenly tells me that she has never done it in an office chair and looks towards the chair in the middle of her bedroom
>I sit down and she starts to ride my like crazy
>at this point I'm edging like mad crazy
>we get back into bed and she proceeds to suck me
>She stops for a second "come in my mouth."
>she blows me for about 3 minutes when I climax and cums bucketloads in her mouth. She doesnt swallow, but she's loving every second of it.
>after we calm down a bit and clean of all the jizz, she starts jerking me off and we start up again.
We kept it going like that for about 1 1/2 - 2 hours untill we both were exhausted. I came like 3-4 times.
10/10 first time, why am I gay again?

>>39568988
don't worry anon I'm still here
what shit do I avoid at all costs?
>heard corona was good

>>39568773
People like to talk more than to listen, especially if they don't know you.
Do you like tv? Movies? Just watch some normalshit and you have your go to icebreake

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>>39568985
You sound pretty RADICAL my dude.

My dog have cancer and my birb flew away today, money is short life is getting pretty shitty, give me some straight up whiskey with no ice so i can get drunk and forget about all of it

>>39569013
You just sound confused desu. Don't get your ass fucked and regret it llike some anons on this board.

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>>39569061
Sorry for your doggo, hope he gets better. The birb is free atleast.

>>39568889

Nope. Probably cause I switched to beer so I wouldn't have to eat as much since it keeps me fuller than liquor.

>>39563070
How about a warm milk? You'll see why.

So I have been looking for jobs with my experience in early childhood education and special ed. I don't have a degree in either. Still, I got an offer to work with moderate to intense kids with autism. I can also work at a regular private pre-k. The autism pays more, and is probably better for me on paper... but in my interviews at pre-k and spending time with the kids, I've come to really like them.

Would it be crazy to give up money and fit just because I had some good times in my interviews?

>>39569027
Corona is a tasty summer beer, light and refreshing, good with a lemon or lime wedge. Some people will make fun of you and say it's girly or gay or some shit. But fuck em Corona is good, expensive though.

What to avoid? Man I'll drink fucking anything. I remember drinking homemade swish, distilled behind a gas station that had fruit particles floating in it. Me and my friends used to buy colt 45s and smash 2 or 3 of those back just because they're greasy and cheap. What i'm trying to say here is just drink whatever you feel like. Drink expensive shit, and cheap shit. Just have a good time man and try new stuff.

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>>39569027
Don't try gin from the get go. Only advice. On another note, want some gin ?

>>39569107
>You just sound confused desu.

I dont know, my onetis was a guy, I fantasize about guys all the time. She was awesome in bed, no doubt about it, but she was a real tomboy so that was probably partly the reason I agreed to it in the first place.

I am confused and bewildered, yes. About my sexuality? No.

>>39569013
Dude, are you sure you like men?
How you discovered beeing gay?

>>39569165
You dodged a bullet, good job my friend.

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>>39563070
I am so sad and drunk,i just wish i had someone to to cuddle with.

>>39569027

youre gonna dislike the taste of any and all beers at first, bucko. it's like black coffees for the first time ever drinking coffee.

just go with what that anon suggested (mikes hard lemonade). if you're a B I G G U Y, you won't get shitfaced off it, but for your first time you'll still feel bretty good and buzzy. if you're a lanklet you might get actually faded

>>39569185
thanks bro
>>39569188
duly noted, but I'll take you up on it.
>>39569250
I'm like two bills I'll probably be solid

>Be a legitimate alcoholic
>Stop going to my regular liquor store so much to not appear as one
>End up rotating 3 different liquor stores
>Still end up on a 1st name basis with all of them


just kms

>>39569263
The biggest advice is to not get caught up in the moment desu. Don't act like a hardass only to end up in a coma.

>>39569027
I started with bacardi breezers at 13.
Its girly stuff, so you might want to skip directly to beer.
Heineken is a good beer for starting, you'll hate it pretty quickly after you develop an actual taste, tho

>>39569339
B-but I want to be killed by booze

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>>39569330
Iktfb it's truly a slippery slope.

>>39569339
on that note, I'll have some icewater then. you have some chips or something to offset this shit?
>why is this so fucking comfy

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>>39569362
It's an unsightly way to die. Try other methods if you want to die.

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>>39569207
Always to an extent been interested in guys all my life, came into full fruition when puberty hit.
I fell in love with a guy when I was 15, like hard, havent completely recovered from the rejection.

I guess there's an element of bisexuality in the mix, but for the most part, I think about men. Fantasize about men, watch gay porn, get turned on by men. Like male company, if there's a woman who's company I enjoy, they are mostly described as tomboyish.

Like most of us, I'm just a walking mess of paradoxes.

>>39569398
paradox? sounds like what you need is a pair a cocks there friend
i'll buy your next one to forget that horrible pun

I'll take 3 shots of Jose Quervo and a cup of coke. I attempted suicide in April, but since then I've ended my year long stretch of unemployment, got my learners permit, gotten way happier and more emotive. I plan on going to college after I get my license and a car

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>>39569388
It's already chilled. I will bring the chips in a second. Idk it's probably comfy because it reminds you that you are talking to actual people who have their own emotions, problems and lives.

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>>39569057
Thx m8. I hope I don't spill it.

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>>39569433
>i'll buy your next one to forget that horrible pun
I thought it was funny.
buy me a vodka redbull, all this beer is making me drowsy.

>>39569398
So, if a gay guy can fuck q tomboy and still fell gay, can I fuck traps and be straight?

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>>39568950
I'm late sorry. I'm having tea, sorry to disappoint you. Thanks man, cliffhangers are exciting, hope the conclusion is a happy one.

>>39563070
I'll get a fine appletini.

Why the heck does my oneitis's friend not like me? She also hates my friend. Do you think these two occurences are related?

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One Dark & Stormy, barkeep! What is everyones favorite cheap dark rum?

>>39569398
What kinda men do you like?

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>>39569568
I'm not a rum person so no idea. I'm more of vodka and whisky dude.

>>39569634
Cheap whiskey you like then?

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>>39569568
I like Lambs Navy 151 proof. Not cheap, and I don't know if it's considered good rum, but I don't really like rum anyways.

Whiskey and beer are more of my choice, preferably both at the same time. They go well together.

>>39569634
>>39569444
Pls don't skip barkeep

>>39569651
Johnie red/black gets the job done.

>>39569655
Like outright mixed together?

>>39569630
tall (5'10+ 178cm+), Lean or fit. Down to earth, doesnt wear his sexuality as a fashion accessory.

As I consider myself as a top, this becomes an issue of scarcity.

>>39563070
I'll take a screwdriver

There's a good chance I'm going to lose my home on hurricane irma, we don't have any insurance or money so we will effectively be homeless most likely.

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>>39569733
Sorry lad, my mind got hazy. Talk about a fucking comeback. Good job. What job do you work?

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>>39569786
Do you have insurance? If not, ur totally fucked.

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>>39569744
He probably meant as a chaser. I prefer vodka chasers.

>>39563070
Whiskey Sour.

Is there anything more terrible than being rejected? By love, by friends, by the world by and large. You'd think with all this SJW shit about equality..people would try to look past peoples flaws. But more and more I find it's an excuse to make themselves feel better. Women only want chad. No matter what. "Your not my type haha" is code for "I want taller, richer, more attractive".

Rejection lads is what leads down this sordid path of loneliness.

>>39566158
it's in the confidence. The more you cower the more they harp. You have to be confident and reply with quick snarky wit. Stand strong on your feet.

Easier said than done, but ppl/normies will shut up once they get roasted.

>>39569794
Well I'm only 20 so don't judge me but I'm working at red Lobster as a dishwasher/baker. I bring home about 300 a week. The other week I got 8 hours of overtime and brought home 400. They give me a shit ton of hours because they're understaffed

>>39566158
Are you me

>tell friends I want to be an electrician
>laugh in my face and imply I'm too stupid
>my best friend is a literal 300lb fatass that rips into me and calls me a whore because I date men who would never call me a whore
>one day she's acting especially lazy
>make a couple cracks about her never getting up
>she beats me with my own keys

>>39569831
>Is there anything more terrible than being rejected?
Rejecting yourself

>>39563070
I had to buy a dumb ebook to do homework for a class. I spent $29 on the bitch and it doesnt even work. Paypal shows a transaction but when I try to access the book I just get an error. I fucking hate all this bullshit. Why cant the fuck just assign a normal book.

>>39569876
What the fuck happened with that typo
>*date men who would never look at her

>>39568838
Who's Jack? Also who's the most memorable guy that you've "served" at your bar?

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>>39569831
People only reject people who think that they will be hurt by the rejection to feel superior. Atleast thats what I think, of course there are exceptions.

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>>39569744
No man, that would be too gross for even me. A tumbler glass of whiskey and Ice with a pint glass of beer is tasty stuff.

>>39568903
Fuck off. All fags deserve is lightning bolts down their spin.

>>39568066
she uses you for her ego

>>39569896
This might help http://gen.lib.rus.ec/ Which class?

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>>39569831
>Is there anything more terrible than being rejected?
There was this cute chubby Asian girl who frtiend zoned me and her boyfriend beat her,and all i wanted to do was love and cuddle her.I am so drunk and crying.It was 7 years ago.

>>39569901
There was this one guy from falkland islands who had frostbite and had to cut his toe off. He was piss poor. If I remember correctly he was also trying to support his mum.

Jack was the OG Barkeep who died of pancreatic cancer, was a solid guy.

>>39569873
Are you from UK? Thats like the standard job for a lad over there.

>>39570114
I'd say I'm the American equivalent of a "lad", I have a buzzcut and a nice facial structure and like 4 close friends who are my only friends

>>39570204
You sound like a lad allright. Good fucking going tho, you are like those people who are on anti-suicide ads.

>>39563070
Sorry lads, I'm going to sleep. It's 4 am over here.

>>39563070
Kind of a weird question, Mr Barkeep, but is it weird that I'm really into incest hentai and porn (especially /ss/) but absolutely disgusted by the thought of such a thing happening with my family?

My boss at work used to be so nice to me and we got along so well. Lately she's been very passive agressive and I have no idea what I did wrong. I just want to be friend again :^(

>>39570561
They are probably experiencing downward pressure from their boss to /increase-productivity/ this mean they are more stressed and putting a higher workload on you, their inferior.

That would be my guess anyways. Don't take it personally is my point.

>>39563101
>>39563267
Neither of my parents drink
There's still alcohol in the house for some reason, but I'd have to climb to get it
>>39563326
That sounds nice and comfy, good for you
Anyhow, I've been seeing a therapist for a bit, and while he's helping things make sense I still feel in a rut, like I haven't made any forward progress, just come to understand where I am now more
Anyone been in a rut before? What got you out of it? Any advice?

>>39567463
I want to hug you anon. It makes me sad when relationships that have lasted that long go down the shitter. I've never been in a relationship but isn't that what it all ends up as? Good friends who fuck? I don't know.

>might be a tranny
Just fuck my shit up

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WASTED NOW, BUT I GOTTA QUIT DRINKING TOMORROW FOR AT LEAST A MONTH, PROBABLY MORE, FOR MEDICAL REASONS. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. ON THE PLUS SIDE IT MIGHT ACTUALLY FUCKING KILL ME. NO I WON'T GO INTO DETAIL, TOO IDENTIFIABLE. DRINK EM IF YOU GOT EM AND I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL.

>>39571297
>Might be autistic
JUST

Can I get a glass of bourbon?
I hate hearing my roommate and his girlfriend together. They have a good time together obviously and I know I'm too fundamentally defective for any kind of relationship or happiness.

I'll have a bourbon.

I don't know what happened man. She was talking to me every day and even opening up emotionally just a bit ago, now she can't be bothered to respond. I panicked and did the beta "you must be busy, I'll text you later" and dug myself a deeper hole. She seemed so kind, she still seems so kind, there has to be another explanation then she's ghosting me.

>>39571352
As in you're calling me an autist or you might be?

>>39563070
A moscow mule would be nice. need something to forget today morning... and where I live

>>39563070
Hi, ll have a pint of black.
If not a guinness m8

>>39563070
Rum n Coke please.
I'm tired and sad. I wish I had an emo girl to hang out with in my room and listen to music with. Especially one that's into the weird underground shit like Saetia and Toru Okada.

>>39566499
Thank you friend, what didn't you like about wine?

>>39568285
is dat u lion?