>"Yo yo Alex, did you hear what that scrawny kid said

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New phone?
Also that picture is so 2005 it hurts. Good stuff

>>39560862
If he comes at me I get my ass beat for defending my pride. I can try to explain it but something tells me he won't get it

>>39560902
>The fuck is this guy talking about, Charles?

Yo b tell me real quick why there's a Pokemon girl on your shirt we demand an explanation

I don't understand what you are saying sir

>>39560922
>lemme tell you something real quick right now... *tongue in cheek* *look to the side*

My momma raised me right but we haven't had the best of nights tonight brothER

*girl friends start commenting on your presence while smirking and grabbing their phones*

>>39560949
*looks to the ground smirking while holding tears back*

YO IS THIS KID CRYING?

*grabs you by the pecs*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

This actually happened to me

I called some slut a borderline retarded bitch and her bf ran into me a few days later

>Massive, swole, tattoo covered guy with a Chad jaw of justice
>"Hey! ...you the guy who called my girl a bitch?"

I tried to look alpha and said "yeah, that's right"

>He says "Yooo, good on you bruh. She pisses me off too."

Then he fist bumped me

I felt badass for a week

>>39561167
Give us more details, how old did he look? Where and how did this happen?

>>39561206
Mid to late 20's. Chicago last July. I got into it with a vapid whore from class and she said she'd tell her ex-con bf so he'd beat my ass. Turned out to be a bro.